Iowanian. Nurse. I like to sing and play guitar. Sometimes I've got opinions, and sometimes I just don't give a crap. You'll know, either way.
Storming like crazy here!!Molly and I both donning our Batman shirts :-) http://t.co/ySSiXkxcQTIn case you missed it last night, I designed a #plannedparenthood tshirt: http://t.co/dNHxj9jrg2 inspired by scarlett johansson ;-)Wow. Stupid. MT @VP: "I will not rest until my granddaughters have every single right my son & my grandsons have." -VP #WomensEqualityDay
@oooitsleah :-DI designed a tshirt for #plannedparenthood, too! Inspired by Scarlett Johansson. http://t.co/1Rvfjin5OzHere it is! My Scarlett Johansson inspired t-shirt! http://t.co/dNHxj9jrg2 #PlannedParenthood #Hollywood #tcotPutting final touches on a tshirt i made inspired by the one Scarlett Johansson designed for #plannedparenthood. Pics & blog post to come!Me and my nephew Jude this morning :-) such a pleasant baby! http://t.co/5sf19VHx9mMy fitbit #Fitstats for 8/29/2014: 13,293 steps and 5.7 miles traveled. http://t.co/A54ZzwJcmy
The most exciting part of my day today was putting in an IV. And I really was excited....is that sad or what?@repub9989 work at a catholic hospital...so birth control and all thatMan. Lots of co-workers bad mouthing Catholicism the past couple days. I gave 'um the stank eye.My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/27/2014: 8,975 steps and 3.6 miles traveled. http://t.co/A54ZzwJcmy
I love how the only thing all these ads against Joni Ernst have on her is "OMG KOCH BROTHERS!" #headdeskI should start paying attention to what's going on in the world again..i'm real behind. Are we still making fun of obama for eating a dog??My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/24/2014: 14,967 steps and 6.4 miles traveled. http://t.co/A54ZzwJcmy
Is it sad that im excited about working overtime this week??
Fun game to play at the mall: "Worst job ever"I hate spending money on shoes :-(I'm an idiot.
Can anyone recommend a good pair of shoes for trail running??I don't trust people who don't put ketchup on their scrambled eggs. It's just a little shady.
How in the world.....??! http://t.co/XxI6041xfj@rachelveronica oh no. Harry Potter is my happy place. Dont ruin this for me.Internet sucks lately....I'm just going to quietly go back to reading my Harry Potter books.I dont tweet on politics much anymore, so I notice people have been taking the liberty of replying to my tweets from months (years?) ago.My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/16/2014: 101 steps and 0 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
Too soon to be thinking about this? http://t.co/ZPmvxIklitNap felt aahhhmmaasxzxiinngggPart of me wants to get really drunk and eat pizza now. Another part wants to go lift. The rest of me wants to not move from my bed.@rcdarmy some of it hahaWell, I'm alive! http://t.co/Omgsn4VGA7It's go time. #warriorface #warriordash http://t.co/kEvEaoOjoaMy fitbit #Fitstats for 8/15/2014: 2,346 steps and 0.9 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
If you're into fitness, you should get the PumpUp app....I am obsessed!@I_Hate_Hippies :-o. YOU!@RealMichaelW but hey thanks!@RealMichaelW lol well you look like you're in a lot better shape than im in"@crousselle: @BailofRights http://t.co/HyhNCi5N24".....aaallll night long!!So. I'm feeling a bit of anxiety about tomorrow. #WarriorDashStrange dreamsMy fitbit #Fitstats for 8/14/2014: 9,387 steps and 4 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
In Case You're One Of The People Who Hasn't Seen This Yet...You Need To. http://t.co/dhgN3hUVm9 via @chicksonrightI havent had pop in a year and a half, and i am all of a sudden ca-RAVING mountain dew!!@MamaBoling i was jokin...but thanks ;-) hahaDoes mac n cheese count for carb loading?? ...pizza? Um....cake??!? :-(@NormaConnors Fairly decent shape for me is poor shape for most, though :( Eep lol.Anybody ever done the Warrior Dash before?? I'm getting anxious, it's in 2 days, and I'm sure to embarrass myself... Advice!??!Eat then work out? Or work out, THEN eat? Thats the question. :-/My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/13/2014: 10,098 steps and 4.1 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
@TimGamble Hey, thanks!Took me two days to record this song!! I'm pretty satisfied with how it came out though :) Hope you like it. https://t.co/Xz8f1vSGCH@tarawhite161 well i sure hope their imagination is more flattering than the reality of it.Is it bad that i skipped the gym today cause i didnt want to put on pants? Yep, working out at home means no pants.My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/07/2014: 18,283 steps and 8.3 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
@ginthegin yea it was just a few seconds.Ever have half your tongue briefly go numb? cause that just happened to me. WTF??Just spent 2.5 hrs at the gym because im way behind in training for the #warriordash. Sort of panicking!I hate sleeping in so late :-( whats news??My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/06/2014: 10,660 steps and 4.3 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
My newest nephew, Jude Simon Purdy! He's even handsomer in person :-) http://t.co/64Fp5FYbie@NorthernGrizzly oh I can share now...i have another baby nephew! Woot!This expresses, fairly accurately, how I feel after being awake for 27 hours. #derp http://t.co/9P3cFOYJeXI hate having secrets and not being able to share!! Eeeep!