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Bailsworth @BailofRights Des Moines, IA

Iowanian. Nurse. I like to sing and play guitar. Sometimes I've got opinions, and sometimes I just don't give a crap. You'll know, either way.

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My fitbit #Fitstats for 10/24/2014: 6,008 steps and 2.4 miles traveled. http://t.co/A54ZzwJcmy
10/25
2014
Life is weird and crazy and nothing makes sense right now. #help@RoninNerd @lembas_n_coffee you hadnt?! Lolz.New song cover: https://t.co/9sipz2DmkL Enjoy.My fitbit #Fitstats for 10/23/2014: 5,171 steps and 2.1 miles traveled. http://t.co/A54ZzwJcmy
10/24
2014
Feel like laying in a tub of ice. :-(My fitbit #Fitstats for 10/22/2014: 3,429 steps and 1.4 miles traveled. http://t.co/A54ZzwJcmy
10/23
2014
:-) oh boy.
10/22
2014
My fitbit #Fitstats for 10/20/2014: 10,151 steps and 4.3 miles traveled. http://t.co/A54ZzwJcmy
10/21
2014
My fitbit #Fitstats for 10/17/2014: 6,794 steps and 2.7 miles traveled. http://t.co/A54ZzwJcmy
10/18
2014
This is what you should be doing right now. http://t.co/uYJQHp24JZ #gettinghammeredIowa Candidate Bruce Braley Falsely Claims He Opposes Late-Term Abortions http://t.co/NZMlGrq3Oy @iowartl @bailofrights @iowagoper @nrlc
Retweeted by BailsworthMy fitbit #Fitstats for 10/16/2014: 7,377 steps and 3 miles traveled. http://t.co/A54ZzwJcmy
10/17
2014
@TheBrandonMorse Hey, I'm just not high maintenance! I showered, and for that you should be grateful.@TheBrandonMorse i know. im sorry....But to be fair, I don't think you bought dinner. So we're even.@TheBrandonMorse jeans and a t-shirt and no make up...you were pretty upset, so i'm guessing not lol@TheBrandonMorse I dreamt last night that i was still in high school, you took me to prom & i forgot to dress up... You were super pissed.My fitbit #Fitstats for 10/15/2014: 3,647 steps and 1.5 miles traveled. http://t.co/A54ZzwJcmy
10/16
2014
Stay Awake: http://t.co/H43wa26VoP via @YouTubeMy fitbit #Fitstats for 10/14/2014: 3,791 steps and 1.5 miles traveled. http://t.co/A54ZzwJcmy
10/15
2014
@OccupyWallStNYC who made the pizza?? *surely* it wasnt ordered from a big evil pizza chain?!! @collinreesOkay. This week, I'm just going to kick ass at everything I do. That's the plan.
10/13
2014
Dude at the bar just tried to engage me in An abortion debate. Lol's ensued :-)
10/12
2014
@sliderblaze exactly.@Russell1Chuck nope! For an article@sliderblaze should have commented on it "me too, cause you didnt show up for our date." maybe throw in a " ...bitch"@sliderblaze really?! Thats super shitty. You should call them out on it and tell them to grow up.@Russell1Chuck ha, definitely not a beer snob. I dont even know what you meanby "what medium"The bartenders are judging me so hard right nowIf there is a prize for "weirdest date ever" i have two entries. Just for this week. Just....let me know.At the bar, brain storming for my upcoming contribution to the Single is the New Black series. http://t.co/3UWzTAJ5rs@brodigan DUDE! I had that same thought lmao!@BailofRights Is "The Fucking Ponzi Scheme" a move out of the Barney Stintson playbook?
Retweeted by BailsworthDude invited me to "get coffee sometime." So I did this morning. HE FUCKING PONZI SCHEMED ME. Cherry on top of the weirdest week EVER.
10/11
2014
Praying I get low censused the rest of the night. I need a drink.
10/10
2014
I'm really tired of dating. Really sick of the whole damn thing.I am just tired. Really. Freaking. Tired.
10/8
2014
@TheDavidBohm yep!@Gormogons good stunned.Weirdest. Date. Ever... Kind of stunned right now.
10/7
2014
I just joined http://t.co/qc5N1rcy8t where you put money in a pot, try to lose 4% of your body weight in 4 wk. Winners split the pot!ha!! i remember this. http://t.co/vQqTDl3Hww http://t.co/v64DT6tqc1Haven't slept in 32 hrs. Now im wide awake.
10/6
2014
@KrayonPundit :-Dhahaha! http://t.co/ml2QwzA102 http://t.co/oyuIfZ9Vn9Was going to hit the gym. But I decided that dancing around my kitchen to N*SYNC and making chilli was a better idea. Be jealous.@BailofRights sit next to each other staring at your phones the whole time.
Retweeted by Bailsworth@KrayonPundit we went to a sports bar and watched Iowa play for our first date, haha@KrayonPundit haha! Does a google search count? Cause I did that before our first date!@chisportsfan125 we watched a game on our first date haha@hahaitsjoemama yeah. I'm thinkin no.@LunaticRex that was our first date hahaApparently the third date is up to me. Im not creative. What do we do on a monday night??
10/5
2014
Surgeon just walked in. he's got sleeves. As in, tattoos. Kinda hot.
10/4
2014
New Iowa Planned Parenthood CEO Has No Health Background http://t.co/2vF25A3Hzm @iowartl @bailofrights @iowagoper @iowahawkblog @SteveKingIA
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10/3
2014
I'm an idiot.
10/2
2014
Eep :-)
10/1
2014
I'm currently obsessed w/ this song, lol! ---> Childish Gambino Ft. Flynt Flossy & Yung Humma - http://t.co/J3YDTk4xTI. **language warning**Heyo :-)I found a tigger. http://t.co/bHVk6ZMkyL
9/30
2014
Second date on Wednesday :-D ...Haven't had one of those in awhile!Apparently, my body has decided over the last week that 4am is the appropriate time to wake up and function. Really.
9/29
2014
Finally got to meet my nephew, Ryan today! Kid is one happy little chunk!! http://t.co/fyGg0RXlQ4
9/28
2014
Been a good weekend :-D
9/27
2014
@KarstenKinstler lol then its like, "yep...that's EXACTLY what i was going for!" haha@KarstenKinstler thanks. I dont even know what it means. Lol.Finished my painting! Hangin in my bedroom. http://t.co/C78hBQl1xrWell. That was.... Something.The only reason I'm not vacuuming is because normal people in my building like to sleep around this time.230 am, laying in bed, I decided I couldn't go to bed until my entire place was clean. bathrooms clean, bedrooms clean, & I'm about to mop.
9/26
2014
Going through an "I dont have anything to wear!!" crisis :-(
9/25
2014
@oawdixon you kind of have to thoughThanks to my lovely co-workers, this video is now in my life. I don't wanna live in this world anymore. https://t.co/ysq71v7Sd8 #smangit
9/23
2014
@tarawhite161 DUDE. https://t.co/uo69y15kwtI've gotten sucked into watching proposals on youtube. Ugh. Jeez.... I think I got something in my eyes.....
9/22
2014
Is Silver Linings Playbook worth 2 hours of my life?
9/21
2014
The world is a big circus anymore, eh?
9/20
2014
Want to confuse your friends?? Share this with them ---> Unprovoked Dancing Ninja http://t.co/13972DrxbPWorking on a painting for my room....dont know what to do from here. http://t.co/nOIjJV5zJYI could have normal hobbies, but nope! I make videos of myself dancing in a ninja costume ---> https://t.co/JaSuZumDplTonight's video is going to be the weirdest thing I've ever uploaded.Purple hair chalk!! Cause I don't want to grow up, that's why. http://t.co/7knhIr5RsISo. Divergent movie was just meh. Books were great thpugh! Read the whole series in 3 days
9/16
2014
Hey thanks! RT @lino_and_louie Now that I've got a Gmail account I shall subscribb.In tonight's vlog, I sang "Only Hope" https://t.co/o7e6yMqavo Love to be critiqued, so go 'head on :)
9/14
2014
I just read two huge books in under 48 hours. Over 1,000 pages. Think that's a personal record. #divergenti need a tweet-up. really bad. Anyone!??!?
9/13
2014
i'm in a weird place right now.@ChadKentSpeaks lol sure thing@nsblackwell Hey, thanks!i'm too wound up. I need more socialization.If you're not listening to #GettingHammered tonight, you can just go ahead and just die, okay? http://t.co/WkDzWhBMlk@APLMom Really!! That is crazy! I'm working at Mercy as a nurse. I look forward to talking to you, too!@e2pilot @APLmom @LLMajer @StevieJWest Just take your laptop to the bathroom with you. We won't judge.Bought the book Divergent tonight...so excited to start reading it!!This is weird, but I'm pretty sure I just don't grow leg hair above my knees. Pretty convenient.@hboulware @GaltsGirl Damn. That IS impressive. I don't even know how to change the font on my phone using my fingers.It's pretty amazing how many groups do not represent true Islam.
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9/12
2014
Ever have an almost painful desire to be a kid again?? I just reread the 1st Harry Potter book, and thats how I feel right now!Someone should bring me lunch in bed
9/11
2014
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