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damn... the cowboys are dominating the hell out of indyWhat I look for in a man http://t.co/UyBbe3ojlG Please RT and show support! ❤️ http://t.co/F0e0qEqoug
Retweeted by me@apstewart @TattGoddess lol... i predict the next time jess logs on there's gonna be a rash of guys talking up their crossword puzzle skills
12/21
2014
@MMFlint wow... lol... one no talent hack throwing stones at another no talent hack! Whats next? You hating on fat liberals?@JFoxLetter @johnlynn3 i would like to see a blog/website or something more in depth from you@missdanniwylde hey.... make me meatloaf woman!
12/17
2014
@carlquintanilla @JoeBelBruno North Korea REALLY thinks they'll get the same responds attacking a sovereign nation they did hacking Sony???
12/16
2014
@JFoxLetter been watching your twitter fed this yr... been very impressed with it!
12/10
2014
@InsaneB0lt haha Speedy Pickle-Pants would be a brilliant name though@InsaneB0lt lol... i'm Cookie Glitter-Balls
12/9
2014
Haha @movieplex is playing the 1967 movie "President's Anal" with James Coburn http://t.co/rQbVa1ofVM
12/6
2014
@carlquintanilla @janewells @CNBC why is cnbc showing the Orion splashdown????? it's not cnn!
12/5
2014
@ScottWapnerCNBC SocGen also made the exact same predictions last year which didn't come true then either.. which should have been mentioned@EmorySky i'm great... lol... why would you ever doubt that? And everyone loves me :P
12/2
2014
@EmorySky haha... listen to you! lol... I was just doing a wellness check like the cops & making sure you weren't hurt #youmissedmemore@EmorySky where the hell you been at? mfc just isn't the same without my fav pain in the ass
12/1
2014
Wow... lol... just had one of the most awkward wtf moments ever!!!
11/30
2014
#starwars Harrison Ford says I shot first!! http://t.co/4bUHZqRyZ9
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11/29
2014
@meganmedellin hey... lol... hookers need love too
11/26
2014
I was talking to my 3yo brother on the phone and he says, "you know what's a bad word? Motherfucker." You can't punish the kid, he's right😂
Retweeted by me@EmorySky there wasn't a lot of cash in it & getting new CC's wasn't a huge pain... lol.. i just wasn't looking forward going to the DMV
11/23
2014
@__Nikkiiii__ @TheFleshMarket i read thru your twets there killer.... lol... you're pretty much the broken toy in the toy box aren't ya?
11/22
2014
If you don't mind, could you please report eroticgabriella? I don't want to mention the account, I just had their FB taken down
Retweeted by me@apstewart @TattGoddess reported the shit outta that account.... i reported it hard! that account ain't gonna walk right for a week :)YES!!!! Someone returned my wallet to me! no money in it & i had to cancel my CC's but no trip to the DMV for me! #itsagoodday
11/20
2014
@meganmedellin lol... and they all think lil johnny's the next Picasso when he does poo his pants and uses it to draw on the wall@meganmedellin everyone thinks their kids a genius too... lol... and they're wrong about that too
11/18
2014
Wtf.... I lost my wallet last night... been going crazy tearing everything up looking for it... not looking forward to replacing everything
11/16
2014
@EmorySky lol... so rude@EmorySky lol... finally finished drying your eyes cause I wasn't online to log on yourself?@EmorySky thats a good question... I guess i'm just a tolorant guy. .. lol... I hang out with you don't I? Btw..headed home... still on?@EmorySky lol... 1 or 2...lol... but they annoy the hell outta me@EmorySky lol... I should be home in an hour or two... lol... so stop crying into your pillow@EmorySky lol... i'm surprised youre not in the parking lot watch me & my friends right now@EmorySky not at home right now... lol... but youre welcome to join the party in my pants :P
11/13
2014
@Rawbwhytt33 @__Nikkiiii__ read this turds comments & loved when he said "all u do is sit behind a screen" after insulted you for no reason
11/11
2014
@EmorySky yup... lol... that's what i believe. :D@EmorySky no balls... lol... you KNOW what you can't resist the whole package that is me #banbodisha@EmorySky so rude... lol... no penis for you :P@EmorySky lol... feel free to refer to me as "your majesty" from here on out@EmorySky puhleeeezeeee...lol... i'm the king of relevance@EmorySky lol... it's your fault cause I say it is :P@EmorySky pretty good...lol... other than the bears got their asses handed to them on a historic level... lol... which I blame you for :)@EmorySky just saw this... why has the last cpl days sucked?
11/10
2014
wtf!!! 28-0 and it's barely in the 2nd quarter!!! way to crush my inner child @chicagobears
11/9
2014
just found out my old roommate from high school died a couple months ago :(@EmorySky having keyboard problems... changing laptops
11/8
2014
@EmorySky lol... keeping telling yourself that@EmorySky lol... this is the highlight of your week and you know it... lol@EmorySky ok... lol... try to contain yourself... i'm done with what I was doing@EmorySky lol... which means "yes" in psycho chick talk... and i gotta get some shit done... so gimme 30 min to an hour@EmorySky lol... that's still not a denial :)@EmorySky lol... ok... lol... that's a HUGE yes@EmorySky can't wait to see me huh? lol... bet you're on watching your friends list to see my name pop up@EmorySky lol... blah blah blah@EmorySky lol.. just as well... lol... probably would have been terrible@EmorySky lol... you done with my meatloaf yet woman?@EmorySky you shut it... lol... it's called "keeping you in your place"@EmorySky never mad? lol... maybe the term "you piss me off" has a different meaning in psycho chick language@EmorySky truth hurts... lol... so cute when your mad@EmorySky if you asked me nicely and said please... lol... I might let you play with my wiener@EmorySky lol... and it pisses you off@EmorySky ohhhh I AM the boss of you woman...lol... and deep down you know it and love it@EmorySky lol@EmorySky lol... ask nicely@EmorySky lol... youre so cute when you try and get tough@EmorySky lol... yes@EmorySky haha... you would cry into your pillow if I wasnt around@EmorySky lol... ban me :)@EmorySky lol... and by ban you mean you hear your ovaries calling my name@EmorySky lol.. come at me@EmorySky i don't shut up.... lol... you shut up@EmorySky you got real quiet... lol... you must be touching yourself thinking of me@EmorySky lol.. yes I do thank you@EmorySky hahaha... look in the kitchen or the laundry room for it :)@EmorySky lol... yes and yes@EmorySky haha... you love my bullshit...lol.. now make yourself useful and do my laundry@EmorySky shut it woman... and cook me a meatloaf... lol... and suck my ding-a--ling while I watch the game@EmorySky lol... yes I am... lol... and i'm also right...lol... hence the whole "you puss me off" business of.yours :P@EmorySky denial isnt a river in Egypt@EmorySky lol... its true love@EmorySky yup... lol... and I saw an incredibly handsome man being stalked by a psycho@EmorySky such a smooth talker... lol... Dumb ass
11/7
2014
@Kitty_Wilde i been wanting to play skyrim for a week... been stuck on level 43 for a month@meganmedellin most grammar nazi's are idiots but they need something to hold onto to "win" their augments withApparently shitting into someone's vagina is called 'an Alabama hot pocket' 😂 fuck sake
Retweeted by me@apstewart @TattGoddess just dusted the crops myself a lil bit ago... lol... and i made airplane wings w/my arms & noise when i did it :)
11/6
2014
@EmorySky ya...lol... I saw it in my alerts and was all "did she forget she sent this to me?"@EmorySky haha... did you twet me and then delete it? really? :P
11/5
2014
@EmorySky rude? Me? lol... NEVER!!! You're the rude one ;)
11/4
2014
@EmorySky lol... i bet it's Ebola... hope ya feel better soon loser :D@meganmedellin why would he get it himself? lol... sounds like he trained good :)
11/3
2014
@EmorySky shhhhh :bequiet :)@EmorySky i should be home around 10 :D@EmorySky i'd love to sit here and talk about how wet i make you.... lol... but we're FINALLY getting ready to go to eat so i gotta go@EmorySky lol... I do have some pretty awesome bullshit dont I?@EmorySky lol... how about you admit it and you accept things... k?@EmorySky lol... come here and make me@EmorySky lol... such a bad liar ;)@EmorySky lol.... ohhhh i think so... and fyi... lol... now would be an appropriate time to say how much you miss me :D
11/1
2014
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