The story so far: In the beginning DentedMeat was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Nothing heals a stubbed toe quite like screaming "Chaka Khan!!!" at the top your lungs. 😖😵😫
.@_DavidSmith your strategy of using “Smurf Accounts” is intriguing. I must look into that sometime…
@directionalshow @imyke @sensibleworld OMG YOU GUYS. BEST. LOGO. EVER. OMG.@imyke What makes you think @sensibleworld was implying he would split the profits with *you*?@ezfullmer @jdalrymple “Throat punch” available as a $2.99 In-App purchase@ezfullmer @jdalrymple KICKSTART. THIS. IMMEDIATELY.@imyke @davidcaolo Am I in a fugue state? Does anyone else smell toast? I think I need to lay down.
.@faitherina “It’s an Emoji System. I know this!!” - Jurassic Park 2014
“Nutt Butt & Chocko” This is what the Super Bowl has come to..@garrettmurray I, too, am still reeling from that feeling…
I'm just going to make my passwords complicated unix command line operations so they seem benign when typed into irc by accident.
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@danbenjamin SHUT UP, DONNIE!!!WebEx: Never in the field of mankind was so much time wasted by so many to talk for so long, yet to say so little. 😖🔫
@jsnell and a jackal or two…
@hotdogsladies @lukei4655 For future reference: dry spoon or moist spoon?@hotdogsladies don’t go down that road. just don’t. Trust me on this. one day you’re friends, the next you’re maintaing 500’ at all timesIt's all fun & games until the guy in the stall next to you starts coughing up a lung.@mikeindustries except salt, perhaps?
Looking for book recommendations for teams that employ Feral-Spider- Monkeys-Slinging-Poo-To-See-What-Sticks Driven Development
@marcoarment what does that even mean?! Do they actually install Win8 and then replace it with Win 7?!I’m quite certain @caseyliss will use this video in the next @atpfm to legitimize his preference in car colour. http://t.co/uZMvCowp2Y“it’s far too late… you’re stuck on this mind-numbing path for the rest of your life.” Cue my daily cry in 3… 2… 1… http://t.co/Laxyb7qGc5@hotdogsladies @MacSparky @danbenjamin erm. so.. BÜLK Bag!
@SageOlson no spoilers, but the scene where The Doctor decides how much a tip to leave was some of Moffat’s best work.Day of the Moon Pies #AddAWordRuinADoctorWhoStoryThe Girl Who Waited Tables #AddAWordRuinADoctorWhoStory /cc @jsnell.@faitherina Just for my own peace of mind, those weren’t the jackal-sized bags, right?@MikeBeas Couldn’t have done it without the assist from @kimroen. GO TEAM! http://t.co/MfBqeaUZxG@MikeBeas @kimroen MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING! http://t.co/mQEyXnTBaV@TechnicallyRon @imyke that is truly glorious
.@faitherina I forget - does that come before or after the “Batman smells” lyric?
Mørgenmüffel! Mørgenmüffel! Mørgenmüffel! Mørgenmüffel!@sethclifford @jxpx777 @viticci although I’ve heard you must go through @imyke first because… http://t.co/DasByLCTLq@sethclifford @jxpx777 @viticci as you do@MacSparky nuts. I was hoping Morgenmuffel was a tasty breakfast pastry.@moiseschiu @danbenjamin A - Always B - Be Q - Quitting@jseifer “So when did you first learn you could change into the shape of a gun? Which side of the family did you inherit that from?”
@mantia indeed. If I could “outline” the issue, the field is really “thinning” out.Jackal nation, go nominate @sensibleworld’s #yearoficons for the @netmag Side Project of the Year! http://t.co/KffFrRlTK2.@mclazarus indeed. Stooge Corp. handbook clearly states over what duration their pound of flesh shall be extractedSo… who’s hiring well-seasoned iOS developers these days? Asking for a friend… as you do.
All my various capture devices and binder-clipped index cards are reminding me to wish @hotdogsladies a happy birthday today!!
@danbenjamin @haddiebird @moiseschiu … featuring the first appearance of “RANT!!”, a new spin-off show from the creators of “QUIT!”Vegas jackals, what was the over/under on how many episodes it would take @atpfm to jump the compliance shark? http://t.co/OdiCSoIr3l.@tomgerhardt @lonelysandwich indeed! my ears felt like they got a hug from a velveteen teddy bear wearing a crushed velvet leisure suit
.@danbenjamin “Hai! I’m the admin of the “Rack Equipment or Tentacle Pr0n” Group on Flickr and we’d love to have this added to the group!”