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@JennieElgie @LewisHamilton I was being sarcastic. He was told to be there I'm guessing@A_J_R_N stunning pic Andrew@JennieElgie @LewisHamilton massive fan..... He's been to all the rounds, knows all the riders...... Errrrrr..........@JennieElgie @LewisHamilton nah.... He's an interloper@_paulthomas_ oooo nice@stevieb119 ah..... She's great at blowjobsReading the Marc VDS Racing tweets about endurance race; I'd love to have done either car or bike race 8 hours or more. #bugger@snammyy oh I see. @ianwheeler will tell all. Or not ;-)@stevieb119 you tell her that ......!!!Nothing to do with bikes or Le Mans other than the French Connection, but I'm rocking shed loads of old Daft Punk. New album out tmrw@snammyy I think it was discussed last year but fell away; otherwise I think Redding would be there now. Super impressed with Marc vd SMy rants about Charlie Cox seem to have been nicely RT'd lolI'd be very impressed & not at all surprised to see Scott Redding in MotoGP on a Marc VDS bike next year. Just not a Showa one thoughWell done @steveblackburn1 - top effort lad. See you at Silverstone@dacronnirvaro England first test at Lords@stevieb119 hahaha. She's just had shoulder surgery Steve. I'm on womanly duties mateMeanwhile New Zealand are 41 for 6.Well I did 2 hours ironing before the race....... Proper reward for the ironingWell done Crutchlow. Great effort.Great riding by Pedrosa. Good winOh look..... Marquez for podium? Maybe?@David_Cameron @LouiseMensch @TheSunNewspaper trying to shift attention from the Swivel-eyed loons?TV news camera person we salute you. http://t.co/6g2l8SJQrC (via @bohaynowell)
Retweeted by Guy AndersonC'mon Marquez....I wonder if Redding will move up to Moto GP. On a Marc VDS Ducati.@MissBethAndrews I reckon Trc3 & Suzuki may start a bidding war for Pol@MissBethAndrews hmmmmm Alvaro is good.... But maybe Pol deserves a bash@George_Osborne you're the only one who is cunty-fuck@MissBethAndrews Bautista and Denning became very good friends when he rode for themI bet Nicky had a heart stop then@MissBethAndrews BautistaRdP does another fuck up at his home race@Danger_expert I had to tie her upI'm guessing Lorenzo and Rossi's bikes have both gone into limp mode@Danger_expert *winky face*@Danger_expert @BTSport I'd pay to have Cox removed@Danger_expert I came on my missus last night....Charlie Cox offers and adds fuck all to the spectacle of racingCharlie Cox. SHUT THE FUCK UP WILL YOU YOU USELESS OLD CUNTActually I'm beginning to think @BTSport will be brilliant. No more BBC commentary teamRe my tweet about Marquez getting on the podium@snammyy steamed up visor BBC think@FutureMrsRossi lolol... Or "who the fuck are you! Never see you"@ValentinoMossy ah but Parrish said they were used this year for first time. EejitUK Foreign Office "urgently" investigating reports that British man arrested on suspicion of killing his two children near Lyon, France
Retweeted by Guy Anderson@snammyy you maybe right...... Cal might fade??@FutureMrsRossi ha! Well it wasn't English as we know it@snammyy Dr Costa's drugs work miracles tooParrish - red lights were introduced last yearAlso the int Cal gave to BBC at Disney; why the Joey Barton-style use of EnglishCharlie Cox you really are a fucking useless bell-endNext timeMarquez to podiumCal has lost it "We've broken our leg". Wtf?!?! Stoner has crucified for saying "We".

@KermodeMovie with a big stick? (I am too actually)@stevieb119 he'll be playing card... He tweeted a pic last night of Taxas Hold 'emI love France, Spain, Italy..... Their food, their people, their country.....Their architecture..... But ffs their music makes my ears bleedLoreen...... Kinda like a Euro-version of Lady GaGa ...... I still would tho...... Until she smeltKatie and James Toseland HAVE emigrated to Georgia I've just heardI need Greece to winI saw John Terry on stage with Bonnie Tyler@SparkleyTwinkle they must winHaving a wank with a handful of sand is less painful than this. Trust me.Malta's version of Mumford and Sons....... Kill me now #kmnMoldova?@stevieb119 I'm not sure Nicky even Nows what a television is... Big box on wall with moving pictures@snammyy @ValentinoMossy Rohypnol........@stevieb119 same old problem......@snammyy @ValentinoMossy money back guarantee with em SamThe lad from Eire. A voice a weak as a diabetic's pissGeorgia's entry. Katie Melua and James Toseland in 5 years time #2013eurovision@Dallasxx Wales. Where the men are men. And the sheep are nervous.@snammyy @ValentinoMossy why thank you (I'll take any compliment I can get Sammy)@Dallasxx he still is a bloke DebsBeing serious for a sec, there's all this money spent on this mindless shite, whilst somewhere a decent band is flogging up the A1 to a gig@snammyy @ValentinoMossy tutti fruttiI've a feeling she used to be a bloke@ValentinoMossy @snammyy Si...... Com esta bella?Ooooo Norway could be good. Starts interestingly@snammyy he's saying"That fit lass from IoM called Sam - I would"Actually the Italian entry (how many times have I said that in my life eh?) is pretty good...I imagine Rossi, Dovi and the rest at Le Mans watching #eurovision right now.@Sultan_Of_Slide I just have. #kleenexLike most fit lasses fromEastern Europe, this lass from kraken would get it from me..... Holi fuckstix.......!It's Hargrid from Barry Potter filmsThat's it!!! The Greeks winI. Off for a keeeeeebab #bubbleandsqueak #greekBeware of Greeks in kiltsLip up fatty The BubblesFuck...! I've just run not the kitchen and smashed all the plates.@ValW1lkes46 just lime #BBCEurovisionI've seen most of these characters at The Marlborough Guild of Swingers over the years....Basically it is all a metaphor for anal sex. In a sand pit. Without any lube. Whatsoever #BBCEurovisionYou've waited this long without me...... #Euroision2013@charliehiscott @BryPatrickson have to agree with that, or hotel near Cape Cornwall@gavireland @MissBethAndrews I was hoping Beth would tell her mates and then invite me over. As it was I had wank instead@Eloise_58 you have taste E@elmers81 thank you angel xxx

@JennieElgie @_MattDunn @DaveNeal suits me.....@Ismcgr I know...... Still have electric blanket on....!