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Writer/reporter/multi-media guy based in Denver.

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NOAA reports October 2014 was the warmest on record. http://t.co/MsXgTy5Gnx
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11/22
2014
There is never a right time to tell someone you love that they've always sliced onions like a retarded person.
11/20
2014
So far Uber's sins are nothing compared to local cab monopolists "Uber, Start-Up Going So Fast It Could Miss a Turn" http://t.co/X2xcTiMyFb
11/19
2014
Bennet kicks off the 2016 campaign
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11/18
2014
$10 billion. That's not Uber's valuation, it's the company's projected revenue. Holy cow. http://t.co/Xl4yxcuOvb
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11/16
2014
Craftsy, an E-Learning Site for Makers, Raises $50 Million http://t.co/PpWsIZO3qg via @nytimesbits #denver
11/14
2014
Geographic polarization ended the bellwether counties across America. Jefferson was one of the few left, and that's questionable today
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher"You know who else won the 2014 election? The CIA." Defeat of @MarkUdall worries watchdogs. http://t.co/4XT3vPi3US #copolitics
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11/8
2014
Coffman speaking in bad Spanish. Let's hope now that he's re-elected, he stops. #copolitics.
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11/5
2014
The first #Colorado 2014 midterm is in! My family has officially voted to get rid of our landline and buy a 'No Soliciting' sign.
11/4
2014
Tim Cook: "Let me be clear: I'm proud to be gay, and I consider being gay among the greatest gifts God has given me." http://t.co/5d7L5oJQ88
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10/31
2014
Here's a sneak peak of the bar at our Fort Collins store.. So close! Opening November 13! @ Illegal… http://t.co/yo4PeJ4QbT
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10/29
2014
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & an app for telling the difference
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10/25
2014
New podcast! @NarratorsShow's Taking a Stand with stories from @Flobot5 and @dessadarling: http://t.co/lO7rIy4E5Y
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10/24
2014
STORY: Some thought Coloradans would go scrambling back to polls to repeal legal weed. Instead, it's a big shrug: http://t.co/rucP8Rq5PK
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10/17
2014
Bob Beauprez Admits He Wants To Re-Instate Marijuana Prohibition In Colorado http://t.co/RtQVBGaXq2
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10/16
2014
The hilarious @TheOrvedahl is on @FallonTonight tonight. Watch tonight!
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher10 yrs from now 5 Points will still be on DURA's list "@denbizjournal: Denver's urban renewal areas of the future: http://t.co/OPNJNRSbHr"
10/14
2014
"Cooking in Season: How to Cook Acorn Squash" via The Craftsy Blog: http://t.co/CxSuMSeDFJ http://t.co/IaNLltMFrC
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10/11
2014
I've lived in #Denver so long I remember when the opening of a new restaurant/brewpub was an actual news event people would talk about.@ckarwoski Nice. I will actually try this.
10/10
2014
#Denver's @becraftsy is stitching together an online empire; tops 5 million users http://t.co/FU6Lstm6Q8 via @denbizjournal
10/9
2014
I'm seriously considering connecting my mail slot to my recycle bin. Every day just pounds of junk mail and unwanted catalogs. Heavy spam.
10/8
2014
BREAKING: Colorado governor exposed for drinking beer: http://t.co/R2NOlg4jiN h/t @lynn_bartels. #CObeer #copolitics #craftbeer
Retweeted by Jared Jacang MaherHow Jeff Bezos is using Amazon to turn @washingtonpost into a national publication: http://t.co/AaIXSrFl5e
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10/7
2014
You aren't imagining it: Email is making you more stressed out http://t.co/9P6FgcoI5m
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9/27
2014
It was actually Mitt Romney who captured Saddam Hussein during the War of Iraqi Aggression -#JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory http://t.co/aLsUpplnAn
Retweeted by Jared Jacang MaherYikes "@denvernews: Denver Sheriff Department paying millions in overtime http://t.co/FGCgtVOzVC"
9/24
2014
Craftsy app in the Apple Store! http://t.co/h6mIh5ipx2
Retweeted by Jared Jacang MaherNo more debate. The new name of my fake band is now Camel Toad. End...of...discussion.
9/19
2014
Description? Small, green wearing an, er, shell. "@NickArvin: Spotted this today. Any of you folks missing a turtle? http://t.co/256kpNk6pR"
9/17
2014
Cycling team regrets beige-colored uniforms. #WardrobeMalfunction http://t.co/utNA9y5oio
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9/15
2014
Pot banking coop not getting off ground despite hope of some. @DavidMigoya http://t.co/GyftAQUV2b
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9/14
2014
Why kerning matters: @esurance accidentally advertised a house covered with giant dicks. http://t.co/zeW0SMqV5C by @drcrypt
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9/6
2014
Brunch is a waste of time, money and drunken pleasure that you don't have http://t.co/Lt63dTAq1g @ShawnMicallef
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8/31
2014
This summer will be known to historians years from now as the 'Great Dirtbag-to-Denver Migration of 2014' #legalweed
8/14
2014
"Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke." - F Scott Fitzgerald #writetip
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8/13
2014
The ISIS territory looks gerrymandered.
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8/8
2014
A single mother prepares for war: What challenges do low-income women face when they're deployed? http://t.co/kNhqGYvyiF
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8/4
2014
FL nudist dad convicted for taking, sharing naked photos of his daughters with other men http://t.co/GBhNgryl3z
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7/20
2014
@APkristenwyatt "The ladies really enjoyed it..." Ha, what a perfect quote.
7/8
2014
@thejohndicker @guyincognito Agree. Last night opted for Yak & Yeti over Little India. Worth the drive for sure.3 new trendy restaurants open every week in urban #Denver but still no good Indian takeout to speak of. Thank God for the suburbs.YouTube, like Netflix, is now publicly shaming internet providers for slow video http://t.co/trW0jANiUn http://t.co/0IHat9TTRY
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7/6
2014
Fascinating graphics show who owns all the major brands in the world http://t.co/KSXMVaCCeS http://t.co/FZvPLJMWVM
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7/3
2014
If you find parenting a child you love sometimes feels bleak, you're not alone http://t.co/9aPtcXoUNq via @NYTopinion
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6/30
2014
Tsk. If only that poor man smoking crack across from the #Denver Rescue Mission would've learned to toke pot in public like a normal person.
6/18
2014
It sounds as if the Heritage Foundation just staged a real shit show: http://t.co/l14tjypsgH
Retweeted by Jared Jacang MaherThe mess in Iraq proves America was right to leave: http://t.co/VqE1eCQbyL
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6/17
2014
I'll eat when I'm dead.
6/16
2014
Rebels’ Fast Strike in Iraq Was Years in the Making http://t.co/PVZ2Nmn3vc
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6/15
2014
Why do we call soccer 'soccer'? http://t.co/m1ovtJQ8QP
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6/14
2014
Inside the Strange Battle for Control Over Denver’s #ComicCon Scene http://t.co/pcukrrUGec http://t.co/47h2EtDswN
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6/13
2014
The GOP is like a Jacuzzi full of drunk dudes:The more that get in, the more everyone else gets out. So it just gets more hot, loud & gross.@Denver_Bcycle Why blue? Is blue better than red?! *mass hysteria ensues*
6/12
2014
Crazy twist to this story "@DenverPostPicks: Court papers reveal details of Chris "Birdman" Andersen Internet hoax http://t.co/x9YC5HGiGR"from @thefix: The seismic political consequences of Eric Cantor’s stunning loss http://t.co/mtuwNfUxRR
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6/11
2014
Fear Of A Punk Decade is fucking dead: My yearlong column on '90s punk ends today at @TheAVClub. Thanks for reading. http://t.co/9PfNH80QGr
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6/10
2014
The “consumer groups” opposing net neutrality? Actually funded by the cell industry. Shameful fraud. Great reporting. http://t.co/XUf3fU9Yi5
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6/8
2014
Pit bull ban repeal in Aurora likely to make November ballot http://t.co/mj3m6SsUCu
Retweeted by Jared Jacang MaherInteresting --"@denverpost: Why Colorado's African immigrants are rapidly becoming a political tour de force: http://t.co/XyBOiB0Z2d"
6/3
2014
This is the dude who runs the company that is publishing my book and is dealing with Amazon. He's a "peach." http://t.co/sPKCmyTsmI
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6/2
2014
Ex-#Boulder cop accused of killing Mapleton elk goes on trial this week http://t.co/t9T3k6nqqf via @mitchellbyars http://t.co/RSYPHDKHA3
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5/27
2014
@AmberTozer Maybe you just haven't met the right drunk guy in a folding chair?
5/26
2014
@PoliticsPolicys 90 years for robbing 2 video stores? Sounds fair.
5/10
2014
Poll Q for #COpolitics voters: Keystone XL is: 1. a new Coors product; 2. an Olympic-size half pipe; or 3. a Canadian Panama Canal in the US
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5/7
2014
@AwfullyBrittish That should be a t-shirt!@bromleyfalco Except when you're on a longboard...Then it's Larry.Sooooo many Longboard Larry's skating around downtown Denver right now. #420 #mongoNew documentary, Snows of the Nile, is a visually stunning tale of disappearing glaciers in Uganda http://t.co/2Toco9wbAg
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4/21
2014
"@pug: @JJacangMaher It's a West Broomfield thing. #represent" Figures.Is it a North Denver thing?Sign outside Denver Mattress Company says "Complimentary hot deluxe". I want to know but am afraid to ask.@NoahVanSciver Play some Brahms with this tweet and you have a Buk poem right there.Smelling 2nd-hand pot smoke around #Denver used to be kind of novel. Now it's just gross. Like inhaling skunk farts outta someone's lungs.
4/17
2014
My piece for @POLITICOMag - How Fracking Could Break Colorado Democrats http://t.co/0odCfDsLui #COpolitics #COleg
Retweeted by Jared Jacang MaherTo all the urbanites who complain to me about gentrification or new tall developments: I am only nodding so you will shut up and go away.NYT exclusive: Bloomberg will spend $50m this yr building org to counter the NRA. "They have to fear us," he says http://t.co/ItUFUyg0w6
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4/16
2014
Man, I have to remember to stop breaking the 4th wall Kevin Spacey-style. That last work meeting got awkward. #HouseOfCards@JohnReidyDenver Exactly! Man, we're all totally F'ed.So much pro-fracking propaganda being pumped into every cranny of #Colorado media lately. Even my kid's 'Raffi' Pandora channel isn't safe.Why is it people come to Twitter to complain about things that happened on Facebook but not the other way around?
4/15
2014
Natural parenting tip: Feed your kids whole cooked grains. Scatter across the table like you feed ducks. Teaches nimbleness and health.
4/13
2014
The Humor Code: A Global Search for What Makes Things Funny By Two Coloradans http://t.co/BAnuVyfLxH
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4/12
2014
We don't want #Denver to be the next Amsterdam!! Oh, wait... "@CBSDenver: Mayor Hancock is currently on a trade mission to Amsterdam..."Mayor Hancock is currently on a trade mission to Amsterdam: http://t.co/RWgHONDzBX #marijuana
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher@Eric_A_Anderson @djfroschWSJ Why even tie your Twitter handle to your employer? Is it in your contract? If so: lame. If not: dumb.
4/11
2014
Checkout guy: Do you have a rewards card? Me: Yes, right here. Guy: Do you want to use it? Me: No definitively not. (Long silent standoff.)Denver Post: Old privileged white residents angry at young privileged white residents in Wash Park. Volleyball, etc http://t.co/QvZOCakX0XEditor of @MiamiHerald blasts unprecedented 'culture of censorship at Guantanamo Bay': http://t.co/1pvmS2RuZq
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4/10
2014
Traffic Circles: A Socialist Plot About Something
4/9
2014
Today I did not hold the door open for a random person as a sign of common courtesy and it felt great.
4/8
2014
IMPORTANT NEW DEVELOPMENT IN SIGN-FLIPPING TECHNOLOGY. http://t.co/ZnAoYMkl5t
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4/6
2014
Literary-ly funny. "@HumorCode: Packed House at @TatteredCover with @HumorCode and @ColoradoMatters! http://t.co/qeLqw3WhHb"Man, so bone tired from this week... fantasizing about someone removing my bones and wrapping them in special tin foil, like the Wolverine.
4/5
2014
New blog: Things White People Dislike "@Bencjacobs: Mayor for Life Marion Barry: "White people don’t like what they perceive as corruption”Interactive: The impact of motorcycle helmets on deaths http://t.co/6siBjMI0Sb
Retweeted by Jared Jacang MaherAs a non-pot smoker in #Denver, I report zero change to my daily living experience 3 months into the epic #Colorado legalization test. Weird
4/2
2014
This time of year my human body has evolved to puff estrogen from my glands just so other men don't try to talk with me about basketball.
4/1
2014
Lawsuit: Man Arrested, Searched For Marijuana Solely For Having #Colorado License Plate http://t.co/OrWCdEUQtK
3/31
2014
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