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I'm a little lamb who's lost in the wood.

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LOLs @Jessica_Effect that gif thoI'm bros with the Tony Soprano of my neighborhood which is always a good place to be. I have no other choice.@SarahNEmerson It means because we have to endure strange men saying, "hey baby, why don't you smile," we can do whatever we want.Hey, hey! Marry meee, Archieee ❀ This is terribly cynical and wherever you got it from stop@naufalsanaullah Lucky for you "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" is still availableThis never happened so say BYE KATE & LEO.@Mboltonfanatic Of course, this classic can never be ignored!
But more importantly... Blue moon moon Can I be the puffy to your mase?✌legit✌quit@lastbadasstion #keepsavingcawhere is frank ocean
Retweeted by Katie@MsBelleBath Bad bitches is the only thing that I like. My pearls and heels ensemble is a waste in BK. 😩😩😩@nycsouthpaw @k_ved See you both in 15.Summer Fridays are great, but if everyone else is working (if a tree falls in the forest), do I even make a sound?@FriendlessMean cc @msbellebathWhen you rush back to office after lunch and they announce you're having a summer Friday... @lastbadasstion Truue. Radiohead, Kanye, and Weezer is our soundtrack and I'm πŸ’•β€@lastbadasstion Pssst. We're eating oysters and it's a month that doesn't have an "R" in it!Impromptu lunch with Belle @MsBelleBath 🌸 Sushi and sake! See you soon <3@MsBelleBath Meet me for lunch instead!@ComfortablySmug I see what you did there and it's NOT ok. @gayannsmithTitanic party at my place. TONIGHT. HURRY. me alone, @GooglePlus! No one likes you anyway!
@grisuy yes!! 🎺🎢 And I'll DM@Jessica_Effect Uhh... I kind of do that without you around Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―Awesome playlist and fun fact today, courtesy of @Spotify NETFLIX N CHILL (can't ever chill)@erinscafe @ATTCares @ATT @ATTOnlyModeratelyCares @ATTReallyDoesntCaretbqh LOLs πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚@erinscafe This policy truly infuriates me like no other. WTF is my plan unlimited if it's actually limited?! @ATTCares@jabriella Congrats, Gabs! πŸ’πŸ’‘@naufalsanaullah @Forbes @EMostaque Agreed! Technology/digital innovations have the ability to transform healthcare like no other industry.@montoyan I knooowww. It's killing all of us. Either way, Channel Orange is boss.@michaelhafford @DeirdreKoala You know, the incognito tabs reference-- where all the mobile porn is viewedFrank Oceaning in the office today. 🌊❀@DeirdreKoala Girl, don't swift shame yourselfCVS And IBM's Watson Cloud Pursue Ways To Predict Patient Health via @forbesIntimate Vestiges-- so fascinating and bizarre DJ Mr. WorldwideMusic gives some people "skin orgasms"
Retweeted by Katie@gayannsmith He was bad, mom! Dogs need discipline! 😠🐾@k_ved good #tbt beats, kved.β€œAnonymous pleasure hurts nobody.” β€”Vladimir Nabokov
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@darth HE'S GROUNDED!@darth he's a bad boy, darth!I caught him red-handed scratching the drywall!Dog jail! music videos in unds at 6pm because it's too damn hot to think or do anything else.@MsBelleBath πŸŒ²πŸŒ³πŸ€πŸƒπŸŒΏπŸŒ±@MsBelleBath U know U gon end up at my apt, girlWhat does music look like? How to visualize music in 8 cool album covers. That looks like a little brussels!Romanticizing the misery of winter
β€œHow odd I can have all this inside me and to you it’s just words.” ― David Foster Wallace
Retweeted by Katie"All relationships are cheats of convenience, but NYers are cruel enough to neglect a bond due only to trackwork on the L."😎 I'm IN! Unless you're wife'd up by then... <3Hotter than a cat on a hot tin roof!He always stops us to say hello and teaches Abner español!LIVE photo from my dog walker-- This is Abner's best friend and abuelo on the corner!
@tinkermellie @SoBendito @grisuy Exhibitionists.. like Will Arnett in sntc! cc @jabriella 😜@SoBendito @tinkermellie @grisuy Can't believe you LEFT!@MsBelleBath Reminds me of your artistically crafted salads Dalí's rare, erotic vintage cookbook
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Retweeted by Katie@ComfortablySmug Oh wow! Paul, your hair is so luscious and your musical composition and performance skills are on fleek!@nycsouthpaw That's already covered by @Gothamist.@Jessica_Effect Oh look. And dad timed it up so perfectly 2 years later πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ (@Nebrewska)
@Jessica_Effect He said he was going to take me to πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· πŸ˜•@stphnbckr @noahsolo @SoBendito @georgepearkes Def coming!Papi just told me I need to stop wearing sunscreen because I'm too pale πŸ‘»Superb illustrations inspired by vintage horror posters by John Perlock
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Lush bridge to the heavens #livingpyramid @ Socrates Sculpture Park TRUβ€œThe weather is too devilish hot to talk about love.” β€”Mark Twain via @parisreviewDelight in #MauricePrendergast's balmy "Late Afternoon, Summer."
Retweeted by KatieI had a dream I was hoarding bottles of seltzer, then I woke up dying of thirst
@Jessica_Effect @MsBelleBath @michaelhafford You all are invited to my place, fyi. πŸ™†πŸ’@hassankhan πŸ™‹Have you seen this unicorn? I'm done! I bounced!Is this what being a millennial is-- having a conversation via Instagram comments on a meme acct?Won't anyone wander around Calvary Cemetery with me??@SarahNEmerson I was thinking that same thing yesterday! So much Korn love.@juanyfbaby At LEAST 10 ft@lastbadasstion I feel the need to send you all things @U2 related @ComfortablySmug That is why we πŸ’– each other.@MsBelleBath @ComfortablySmug While this is true, I've always been sassy. And I'm not tolerating Smug's smugness today!!!!!@ComfortablySmug I get neither options from you..A little boy can't do it by himself! Sheesh.'ve already mentally checked out in braless, related news..
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