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Just a sensible TV date in the afternoon w @jasboegh ... #NashvilleFo reals?! Aww... ♥"@RachaelEHarris:KD! Seeing you Tues w/@michaelarden & tom for 'a tiny strawberry cup filled with super-boozy Jell-O'"Singing w @ourladyj again on Tues Night...just a lil excited... #NeedDepends http://t.co/m4GZYXcBU7I wrote this about Acting. #FiredUp http://t.co/7sYiOIANXpHave burning love in my heart for @StephanieJBlock & @KChenoweth today remembering our San Fran sleepovers... #missingYouse@cosmogirl7481 *typing furiously*@cosmogirl7481 NGL totally searched you last night to see if it posted... #WaitingTotes. (See previous tweet) RT "@ourladyj: I love how a good night's sleep can turn you from a stress nugget into yoda."Cultivate wisdom and equanimity - not passive resignation - in the face of the full catastrophe of the human condition. ~ Jon Kabat-Zinn
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Retweeted by ladeitche@SingleStrand @sadtomatoFF HOT. #IWantVideoIt's weird that my psychedelic Sleep No More/Hunger Games dream last night had given me absurd amounts of energy this morn. #DontQuestionClouds that thunder do not always rain. ~ Armenian Proverb http://t.co/gHyOLY7v
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Retweeted by ladeitcheThis.. just made me die. RT "@RodRedRod: Lawyers and squatters on land. Oh my! #Ugh"Check out this inspiring post that our rockstar audition coach @KathyDeitch shared with us! http://t.co/pqnIHFt0LR #seeingisbelieving
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@rachaeleharris Not that we needed a fancy reason 2 have margaritas but How To Make Strawberry Margarita Jello Shots http://t.co/L9vARQy6tTI'd love @Slash to check it out. RT "@chrispetrovic: 14-Year-Old Girl Destroys Van Halen Guitar Solo http://t.co/KRKAob7pTA !"Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on. ~ Les Brown http://t.co/gHyOLY7v
Retweeted by ladeitche@chickylaff.we can call it "Dirty Old People."@chickylaff Oh LAWD. I could send them but you'd have to promise not to shoot the messenger...**ATTENTION** Buy a Tshirt from https://t.co/0KAqy3b1Q3 to help @MaddiesCorner raise money for Oklahoma families and pets!!! Please
Retweeted by ladeitche"He's got some balls to run."- my mother on Anthony Weiner running or NYC mayor
Retweeted by ladeitche"I think he's got an election package that can work."- my dad on Anthony Weiner running for NYC mayor
Retweeted by ladeitche.@chickylaff If your parents ever met my parents, I think the innuendo would NEVER CEASE. #CutFromSameCloth@pattonoswalt Saw her at Starbucks today...she LOOKED like a winner.@thegessnerest THAT IS MY BIGGEST FEAR. I WANT TO HAVE A PANTY-BONFIRE. #NothingButAshValues are like fingerprints. Nobody's are the same, but you leave 'em all over everything you do. ~ Elvis Presley http://t.co/gHyOLY7v
Retweeted by ladeitcheTru dat. RT "@TrevorProject: "Hope will never be silent." -Harvey Milk #HarveyMilkDay"Ahhhh I was nominated for a Teen Choice Award!!!! Vote for me please at http://t.co/L5xm0PWYeW for best actor in a comedy!! #lookmom
Retweeted by ladeitcheThrowing away underwear causes the WORST internal conflict, let me tell you... #ToKeepOrNotToKeep@JoshLamon @willambelli. OH I AM into it!!!Real Gatsby House...The Most Expensive Home In America - http://t.co/Z0Qm0RTnADGuys, maybe I'm a hooligan w no love of literature but I LOVED #GreatGatsby. No 3D for me & ir was wonderful.white people who drink too much have been trying to change my mind about tom waits for ten years so dont even bother, guys
Retweeted by ladeitche@thegessnerest if you replace "yacht" w "beautiful babies", "squash" w "drums" & "suits" w "whiskey", out could alllllll make sense...@willambelli @JoshLamon I need in on this DP action, pls. #voyeur

@cosmogirl7481 I so want Life to Imitate Art that Imitates Life... #WillingIttoHappenHappy Birthday to @ChrisFranjola - I'm belting out a birthday tune just for you. In my mind. #PsychicConnectionI've only cried, like, once every two hours today. Better than I expected. #Vulnerable #GimmeAPARTtoPlayDownload "Summertime Girls" on iTunes this week and all proceeds will be given to the Red Cross to help Moore,OK https://t.co/AU0Auk3w9R …
Retweeted by ladeitcheThis. Ha! RT "@WendyLiebman: Skunks reek of pot."The kid w cancer who wrote the song, the old lady in OK who found her dog while being interviewed...I cannot TAKE it. #cryingallmorning@Amry233 I'm not! But he had a white lab coat on. I think it said DDS on it.

"I tell you now, if you die and you come to me in my dreams, I'll kill you." - @ricograzz.to his sistah @Rosagrazz #SiblingsHave 10 bucks and 30 seconds? Text REDCROSS to 90999 to help Oklahoma tornado victims.
Retweeted by ladeitcheI just got candy from a stranger. I'm a lil freaked out... http://t.co/P8os3tVsbAYes, let this outrage you but don't write letters about gun control: NYTimes: Tumblr Users Not Happy About Yahoo Bid http://t.co/wgDeil3gffI would like to take a magical shower that takes all of my tired away. #bustedTerrible decisions make for great stories.
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Every week, "Game of Thrones" affords my wife and me a chance to be together and take turns asking "Who's that again?" for an hour.
Retweeted by ladeitcheThought this said 'hand' @ 1st glance.RT "@Zen_Moments: Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. ~ Dale Carnegie"Omg Stoned #MadMen Office is amazeballs. #Tapdancing"Put blinders on to those things that conspire to hold you back, especially the ones in your own head."- Meryl Streep http://t.co/4Hk3dJiqyT
Retweeted by ladeitcheI'm starting to promote my July class in NYC on fb like an ad for a gym. Let's see how THAT goes... #SwitchingitupBravo to anyone in NYC who left their apartment today.
Retweeted by ladeitche@JuliaMurney sorry, didn't notice the jewels, just the beautiful girl's party face! #CongratsLove these & love @KChenoweth made the list: Nora Ephron's Love Lessons - http://t.co/K0XvTrlpzeJust looking 4 leftover coke.RT"@JenKirkman: If u hold up a $20 bill 2 "check it" just scream in public, "I'm a huge, overly careful dork!""Aaaahahaha!! Step AWWWF. RT "@SebArcelus: “@jason_schissel: Stephanie J. Block. Marry me.” Already married, dude."Waking up to Respect boucing off the canyons in the distance w a drumline playing along... #SundaySunday@RachaelEHarris Here it go!! RT "@marwilliamson: Occupy Monsanto on Saturday May 25 worldwide http://t.co/giQsAJuQxm"Who could make this up? Donald Rumsfeld coming on to give his sage take on White House incompetence. @meetthepress
Retweeted by ladeitche@minichenoweth oh my goodness, finally passed out before I got to see this...hope you had a good day (night?)!That awkward moment when you're laughing so hard, you accidentally hit your head on something.
Retweeted by ladeitche@RodRedRod they gotta live stream to all the other relatives!!Art is a guarantee of sanity. That is the most important thing I have said. ~ Louise Bourgeois http://t.co/gHyOLY7v
Retweeted by ladeitcheNever knew the lyrics were "Rock Witchu"... thanks, Usher! #rockandrollhalloffameSobbing at @officialheart' s induction into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame on HBO. #UglyCry

TONIGHT: Watch us get inducted into #RockHall2013 at 9PM, only on @HBO: http://t.co/IfhtAdiIZy @Rock_Hall #HeartRockHall
Retweeted by ladeitche@AlecMapa I sure hope you asked her if she did.One of the moms on our sons little league team just asked if my husband and I had an open relationship. That wasn't weird.
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Retweeted by ladeitcheMeeeee toooooo. RT "@BroadwayU: Totally agree!! RT @A_vie_en_rose: @BroadwayU P!nk !!"Dearest Emoji People, can you hurry up and make some black people icons...thanks. Love Milah
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@DennisDeitch Ummm, NOOOOOOO. Did you know that ever since he had the Catholic-off w @StephenAtHome, I've wanted to be his WIFE?HOLY CRAP, #NASHVILLE.Finale of The Office: 1 Mark: 0 (cc: @rainnwilson)
Retweeted by ladeitcheI kinda want to never hear another song with"diamond" or "firework" in it, though. #NashvilleOkay, I am legit crying at this girl's debut st the Opry. #Nashville#WILFREDfx has the best ads ever. We're back on this June! #Watch! http://t.co/p3i6dtvU0r
Retweeted by ladeitcheNashville. Nashville. Nashville. Nashville. Nashville. Nashville. Nashville. Nashville. Nashville. Nashville. Nashville. Nashville.The universe is an infinite opportunity creation machine. The possibility of greater possibility is programmed into the nature of things.
Retweeted by ladeitcheHow do I explain to peeps that no, that's not dandruff but crumbs from a GIANT french baguette, bigger than my arm, I just INHALED?Nothing makes me happier than when an actor blows up after coming out. #TheTruthIsTheLight@cosmogirl7481 Yes, let's keep them coffee-free, shall we? Unless you wanna date your dry cleaner...@cosmogirl7481 just try pussy-first instead of head-first next time. #goodadvice@cosmogirl7481 Not to be a dick, but hasn't this been happening a lot to you lately? Are you literally throwing yourself at men now? ;)THIS x's a million. RT "@AlecMapa: Do me a favor. If you're flirting with me say I'M FLIRTING WITH YOU DUMBASS otherwise I'm clueless ."Watch us get inducted tomorrow 5/18 on @HBO #RockHall2013. Our induction speech and thank you's can be viewed here: http://t.co/JMo2gxzxFg
Retweeted by ladeitche@NickBolton13 WHY ARE YOOOOU NOT AT LARCHMONT W ME?! *spinningcreativegoldtoo*Rule: if you call me fat I block you. There just aren't enough days on this earth. Let us do on twitter what we couldn't do in high school!
Retweeted by ladeitcheDesperately wish @Rosagrazz was here to pull up my @SPANXinc in the back this morn. #pg3ofmemoir #MyLifeInSpanxThe amt of auditions I get that require a Low-Class English Accent bc @RebelWilson can't do the part they've written for her... #iwillTakeItThe sun does not shine for a few trees and flowers, but for the wide world's joy. ~ Henry Ward Beecher http://t.co/gHyOLY7v
Retweeted by ladeitche@hahahadair Follow Friday? Fan Follow? Friday Fan? It tells people who you like. But my exhaustive RTs should take care of that. :)Btw, most popular article on @HuffingtonPost is about a televangelist telling women that we need to keep our men faithful. j/s #KillYourselfGuys, I can't pull together a #FF. I dig everyone on my list, so check it out & do your thing. Don't make me spoon feed you.Who's excited about audition information? TBA very soon....#dreamerindisguise #whynotme #carrieinla http://t.co/j7JFfuxxz5
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