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"Honestly, there are advantages to having an apostrophe in your name, but I do not know what they are.""Without an Apostrophe, I No Longer Exist," by Ryan OAPOSTROPHEHanlon, aka @rwohan http://t.co/Unn2QMj1fnGonna be on @upwithsteve Sunday AM w/ @thegarance @chrisgeidner & @marincogan! Woah. Too much fun too early!
Retweeted by Kevin LincolnMark DeRosa may never recover: http://t.co/A9Yzdj12Ko // http://t.co/7b9JLYTIpE
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Retweeted by Kevin Lincoln"Dom and the crew stack an endless series of 1970 Dodge Chargers, climb to heaven, and punch God in the face. Afterward, there's a cookout"
Retweeted by Kevin LincolnIn this weekend's NYT, trespassing with THE EAST's Zal Batmanglij: http://t.co/0NLBV2nbBL
Retweeted by Kevin Lincoln@sabreenajm don't worry, Kobe'll probably have this commercial playing on repeat in every room of his house until he takes the court againIt feels to me like the Kobe/Dirk BIG commercials are the NBA's way of burying both guys http://t.co/l4WqVY10LVSenior Prom tonight. Wondering if @sschoolboyQ will walk in to the event and immediately take his shirt off. Please be safe tonight everyone
Retweeted by Kevin LincolnCome for the picture of Billy Joel and his pug Sabrina riding a motorcycle, stay for the excellent interview http://t.co/HGLVLCZfEtGreat read RT @iboudway My humble companion piece on Griz owner Robert Pera http://t.co/6kd5CUwm18 …
Retweeted by Kevin Lincoln"Does the Captain just really like Easter, and so the bunny is an outward affectation of this love?" — @willystaley http://t.co/7XzqvUvGbqHappy birthday, Bob Dylan! Here's a map of every country, state, and town you've ever mentioned in a song. http://t.co/16e8aZgaic
Retweeted by Kevin LincolnA few days back, @marcatracy wrote a great profile of John Hollinger late in his exceptional first Grizzlies season http://t.co/bZCW5Yj18m

Jesuses http://t.co/Hf3ZrqSDyaWell this sounds potentially fantastic http://t.co/9CQSQUqJpI"Yes, thank you for your time — you won't regret it. OK, so, it's the first sherry targeted specifically to youths. I call it: YOLOroso."@shani_o yeah whoa he is really tall@iboudway @BenMathisLilley @erikmal I Can't Stop Looking At This Record-Breaking Basketball Guy's Super Cool Dog#_______@mjkiebus @BenMathisLilley @erikmal oh, so he's already scored 112 points in a game before, then #zing #whoa #god #help #_____@BenMathisLilley @erikmal yeah I think probably"What if Gary Neal scores 112 points and they lose" — @BenMathisLilley and me planning for this weekend's Spurs-Grizzlies game@jbasher lifehahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaDavid Wallis' cease-and-desist has probably not arrived yet because he's realizing he let his trademark die on June 29, 2012.
Retweeted by Kevin Lincoln@juliarubin @ZTracer i'll do my bestWeird coincidence that I just contracted Tim Tebow to write 5,000 words on his favorite episodes of "Walker, Texas Ranger"Pretty sure this is the first time I've ever used "making out" as a tag http://t.co/0E4leKH90B@lindseyweber @KTHeaney yes, do not reply all with regrets, who would do that, that is insaneIn case you didn't know that @juliarubin is the coolest person ever, consider yourself told http://t.co/BVtkTzirem"She’s a cool mistress, this wondrous London" *evaporates* *reforms as a swan* *gets eaten by a bigger swan* http://t.co/xefnuHrsUWhugh jackman RT @dankois: Nick Denton tries to get THR sued; they censor --------------'s name http://t.co/lus1n5aoTn
Retweeted by Kevin LincolnCORRECTION: RT @rwohan: @KTLincoln that is a misdiagnosis dr kevin: "dislocated"Fun fact: last time I played actual soccer with @rwohan, he sprained his knee and spent the game hopping up and down the sideline. We lostThe dude @rwohan, one of the best soccer writers in this here game, on the uncertainty of NYC FC http://t.co/EEQ3yu5dMKAll NBA first-team: LeBron James, Kevin Durant, Tim Duncan, Kobe Bryant and Chris Paul.
Retweeted by Kevin LincolnIt's the nuclear option of first dates RT @jeremypgordon: Is the Before Midnight midnight screening the BEST or WORST first date idea?Very few doing it in even the same airspace as Dan P. Lee, and his new one on space travel is tremendous http://t.co/6Tx8Is53pi@davidgross_man and faint praise is what it was meant to beMac Miller's still rapping about asinine / immature noise, but he's really learning *how* to rap"took the big toe so they tagged the tongue" RT @thefader: PREMIERE: New @earlxsweat f. @macmiller, "Guild." http://t.co/94e26GtRQlty to Teen Vogue for finding a picture of Mario Chalmers in an all-white tux at his high school prom http://t.co/KAmLQv3SchWhat if Roy Hibbert was on the floor naked? What if Roy Hibbert was on the floor holding nunchuks? What if a picture of Roy Hibbert was on t
Retweeted by Kevin LincolnGreat Phil Spector cameo in @BenMathisLilley's late-night recap of the Pacers-Heat madness http://t.co/AiSFyOvZN1Great review MT @lfitzmaurice Reviewed one of my favorite releases of 2013, Dirty Beaches' Drifters/Love Is the Devil http://t.co/aS9lfjgGqq@atmccann I think I'm dead

@J_Wright8 @jrlemus23 the whole point of the piece is that it's an enormous amount of money, even for a guy who earns like Durant@oliegod37 @ngreenberg the whole point of the piece is how it's a much larger amount of money than anyone things it is@emofly jenga'd the jenga! https://t.co/yEhol8Po39@rachelysanders Jenga virtuoso https://t.co/4UGkdPE6Qv"God Is The Ultimate User." https://t.co/9LzfQF8JdqSnow Fall Took Six Months. I Did This In Six Minutes. https://t.co/aVn3d686Ot
Retweeted by Kevin LincolnSomebody better draft Memphis' D.J. Stephens, this dude can basically fly http://t.co/9zVY1jES0o@robsmithireland everyone in NYC will love it! The headline refers to those outside of New York, who tend to dislike NYC teams@hamburger thanks babe@hamburger trick question, it's 0 because they're all 0s@hamburger wonder what all the numbers in that bowl add up toKevin Durant may be rich, but that $1 million donation was still a not-insignificant portion of his income http://t.co/Q49VzIGfSH@jwherrman for example @jwherrman is run by a team of 8-10 teenagers in bulgaria. not a lot of people know this
Retweeted by Kevin Lincoln♫ Im Paris Hilton – Lil B http://t.co/FyZFXLxX0z #NowPlaying
Retweeted by Kevin Lincoln@rachelysanders @jessmisener two cans of cheese / at the same damn time@jessmisener ty jess*stands up* *applauds* *faints* RT @koblin: Oh man RT ‏@barryap Just a beautiful "Related" banner atop this story: http://t.co/PpOhn0yTOHGreek yogurt is good for YOU, but bad for the ENVIRONMENT. Which side will you choose? http://t.co/S72sR3ROBn
Retweeted by Kevin LincolnDespite what @JoseCanseco tweeted, the Clark County District Attorney's office says no charges have been filed: http://t.co/pxpKmAf5nX
Retweeted by Kevin LincolnNYC FC should give MLS a Duke-like lightning rod. Why that could be great for the league http://t.co/Ktj1288GMk@hreins first the lemon, then the angry bird, now the bug. three's a trendty to @rachelysanders for wisely clarifying that those movies are "poisoned narrowminded schmaltz," not just schmaltzOver last decade, Sandra Bullock starred in The Blind Side, Extremely Loud and Incredible Close, and Crash. What a trinity of schmaltzEvery month, @noahedavis will be interviewing really smart people about what it's like to be really smart. First one: http://t.co/eZDsC7NGHs
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@jaredbkeller are you offended by the cheez@sabreenajm it's late this game needs to endManu swatting Tony Allen, of courseThe last five minutes of this game have been astoundingly bad basketball, up to and including Manu swatting Ginobili out of the airGIF: Not a lot of jumping during the Matt Bonner / Zach Randolph "jump" ball http://t.co/GQsQ8u2Yz8
Retweeted by Kevin LincolnIt is hard to overstate how bad Tony Allen is offensively around the basketTony Allen out here stringing together some of the worst layups ever attempted on a basketball courtTwo teams won the lottery according to Magic Johnson -- the team that won and the team that moved up. Bold.
Retweeted by Kevin LincolnHoly shit, Adam Silver is Max Schreck.
Retweeted by Kevin LincolnThis is your regular reminder that Jonny Flynn was drafted in front of Steph CurryMan this new Dirty Beaches song is menacing and catchy as hell http://t.co/1gCpYnzukHSiri Unfollow Everyone
Retweeted by Kevin Lincolnyeah I held out for a while but I was pretty moved by silvia and dan's cheese / noodlesoup marriagecongrats guys, sounds like this will be a beautiful marriageRIP jod@nately jod is deadjodYou need to roll the r'sIt's pronounced "John Herrman"
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Retweeted by Kevin LincolnI'm making a list of all of you people still talking about pronouncing GIF and you're NOT getting spaces on my cyber ark
Retweeted by Kevin Lincoln"gif? yes, it's pronounced like an h. heef. yes, you have to extend the i as well. heeeef. here, look at this heeeeeeef i made. do you liWho wants easy cheese RT @emofly: Man of my/anyone's dreams @KTLincoln http://t.co/aZLWzFUnEj"I don't fav" –@stevekandell
Retweeted by Kevin LincolnI once asked CP3 how much of LAC's offense was Vinny Del Negro's coaching & how much was him creating. Response: "it's pretty much all me."
Retweeted by Kevin LincolnThe Clippers have fired Vinny Del Negro, source tells Y!
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