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“‘Look at THAT walking by. I’m trying to have sex with THAT.’” My @NYTmag profile of Jill Soloway is up at http://t.co/NEU0CZ16i1
Retweeted by kevin lincoln@juliarubin HEY i just like peanuts they're such a staple@juliarubin i like them in Dishes but plain they seem too decadent for me@juliarubin plain? i must quibble with thatReaching into a bag of cashews when you think it's a bag of peanuts is a surprisingly unnerving tactile experiencePeople are changing the titles of movies that go VOD so they'll get bumped higher up ALPHABETICALLY lol http://t.co/9UgoAKLb2F
Retweeted by kevin lincolnWho wants to fly a spaceship into the sun while listening to Cymbals Eat Guitars' "XR" on loop + then come out on the other side of the sun@JakeSwearingen @TheWire @TheAtlantic congrats, that's a good oceanI didn't even realize you could accrue twelve dollars in library fines, and yet here I am, with twelve dollars in library fines@MattZeitlin @ZTracer I must confess that I've never really understood the term@ZTracer twice a week, son. BIWEEKLY(?)@MattZeitlin hey girl@nbj914 haven't yet, will check it out and report back"What IS yogurt? Is the yogurt having sex, in my mouth, as I eat it? Is it some sort of dairy orgy?" http://t.co/BB53bFn8BU
Retweeted by kevin lincolnwhat I learned from all of this is that Goodell is an insane person and the NFL's conduct policy is so fucked http://t.co/3723CzQD2u
Retweeted by kevin lincoln@nbj914 not necessarily! i think it works hereWent long on RUBY SPARKS and Zoe Kazan and romcoms and male self-delusion for latest movies newsletter thing http://t.co/kRnztDA7bA@jordanginsberg I'll get the Kickstarter going@jordanginsberg "hey Kanye, you ever seen INLAND EMPIRE? how about LOST HIGHWAY? how about we make a video with Bill Pullman?@ben_rosen @charlotteborgen i just sort of weird solo-mosh'd over my coffee while listening to XR, it was weirdI'm going to mourn the absence of this David Lynch "Blood on the Leaves" video like a phantom limb http://t.co/2RlX82BnXO"He’s just riding the wave and not taking no for an answer" — something David Lynch actually said about Kanye West. David Lynch is a king
Say hello to @ericnus, who will be the Deputy Editor of @VICESports. He's only, y'know, maybe the best sportswriter slash editor alive.
Retweeted by kevin lincolnAlert me when Obama's wearing jorts"illuminati you can call them" RT @LesHorn: Speaking of Obama, Chingy thinks the U.S. government made up ISIS http://t.co/yLU3771L9B@en_cohen @lfitzmaurice @Jayson_Greene @kingcrabigail PRESSED AGAINST THE CALLOUS OF YOUR PALM, I RECONCILE [indistinguishable yelling]GOOD DOG http://t.co/WtRZfQ8W1MIn which Jeff Goldblum says to Jessica Biel, "Of course you know @LaurenBans!" http://t.co/p41h8eqIh9@marincogan @GrahamDavidA he is a hard man to persuade@GrahamDavidA uhh @marincogan should probably tell her cat to stop speaking to the press"What is the rate at which a good-natured meme decays into the grossest displays public ridicule?" http://t.co/mNqvnXl1cZ
Retweeted by kevin lincolnand it's not even for Fine, Great smh MT @sweetestsara EW premiered a new modern baseball video. Huh i guess this is what 2014 is like
GUYS WHAT ELSE IS GOOD LET'S TALK ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE GOODAnd I already tweeted out the Longform interview with Zach, but also, @maxlinsky kills this one http://t.co/VakSYIrKAC@ohheygreat 💎Just get used to me tweeting out the @ohheygreat A Year of Wednesdays essays, because it's going to keep happening https://t.co/ljZ2Ly6r0Q@JakeSwearingen @lindseyweber perfect, i'll keep rocking@rachelysanders @JakeSwearingen @lindseyweber ok@JakeSwearingen @lindseyweber hmm ok. i'll probably give it a go just because it is super compelling. TEAM ALICE (i heard this is a thing)@JakeSwearingen @lindseyweber also quentin SUCKS@JakeSwearingen @lindseyweber not a fantasy dork which I think is part of the problem? loved the real world stuff, underwhelmed by fillory@lindseyweber as someone who was SUPER into parts of the Magicians but a liiiiiittle underwhelmed by the end, should I continue?@williamfleitch @griersonleitch yeah, the movie... doesn't actually make any sense! but the pleasure of it compensated enough for me@williamfleitch @griersonleitch have you seen The One I Love yet? that's another killer on VODFor @griersonleitch, I wrote about two great indie VODs: "The Dog" and "Stand Clear of the Closing Doors." http://t.co/sGafPJP3xU
Retweeted by kevin lincoln@BrianPinDC FOIA-petitioning Prestige Worldwide@rachelysanders that is you talking to your reflection@rachelysanders that is not a conversation, RachelHas the phrase "hella good hair" ever been used in the course of conversation by real, actual humans@russellbrandom i'm into itGetting some El Topo vibes from new Grimes video for "Go" https://t.co/WhR0beCssH http://t.co/tn3ceaOrejOne of my favorite writers — and Seriously Good Dude — @xzachbaronx on the Longform Podcast. SIRENS http://t.co/jH6ZTieWMWSay what you will about film, but at least Spike Jonze doesn't need to constantly answer questions about Theodore Twombly's future love lifeReally wondering if this total indebtedness to the audience's gluttony for information is going to start pushing auteurs away from TVThe messiah comes. "I'm here to save your souls," he says. Some bro calls him clickbait. The world ends"An officer on the street let the dog he was controlling urinate on [Michael Brown's] memorial site." http://t.co/aLgozSGGi1
@TheLincoln oh man. Jesse Ball. any Jesse Ball book, but ESPECIALLY Samedi the Deafness@jeremypgordon @drewmillard i respect your dedication and your hustle and also your weird tongue@jeremypgordon @drewmillard man Jeremy you've really let your hair grow since I moved. all over your body. also your pupils are huge@juliarubin @A_W_Gordon this is true I broke my hip when i was 12 years old because i am a weirdoPlease DM for any more facts re: @A_W_GordonAnd also over the course of three years of middle school @A_W_Gordon probably went 497-3 against me in various editions of MaddenI can also exclusively reveal that when I broke my hip in 6th grade @A_W_Gordon would help me carry my books up the hill near our housesGood on @TheTomasRios for bringing on @A_W_Gordon to write exclusively about libertarian animals in sports for Vice. v shrewd hire@rwohan @nbj914 fæv is pronounced "b e n g h a z i"I am joining @VICESports full-time as a staff writer.
Retweeted by kevin lincoln@hreins @MattZeitlin @Alannabean @audevwhite renata adler and jenny holzer and marina abramovich@MattZeitlin @Alannabean @hreins @audevwhite raj rajaratnam@hreins @Alannabean @audevwhite we're on the same page https://t.co/Am3I7ZvH8D@jordansarge "i'm proud to be doing the first Ice Bucket Challenge"David Lynch doing the Ice Bucket Challenge while drinking a cup of coffee. Somehow, he stays completely dryNic Pizzolatto doing the Ice Bucket Challenge with a knife in his teeth, riding a motorcycle, his face completely expressionless@audevwhite @alannabean Haruki Murakami's cat http://t.co/S6Wu9huw0t@samsreiss "you want me to assimilate? i'll fucking assimilate""Hello, I'm Jesus Christ. And I've returned to Earth specifically to do the Ice Bucket Challenge."@Alannabean @audevwhite damn@Alannabean @audevwhite i was thinking harper lee but then took pause because i wasn't sure if she was still alive??? glad u alive harper <3@Nick_NoHeart http://t.co/8IB7kim3Fv@kevinroose hey man http://t.co/6AGgGuRpGvI'm thinking Terrence MalickSpurred by @audevwhite and @Alannabean suggesting Thomas Pynchon, who's the weirdest person who could possibly do the ice bucket challenge?@_Cooper comes with free shipping and also a free Cthulhu totemPlease consider ordering your necessary products from my new startup, æmazon prime. Would you like a cerberus@Alannabean @audevwhite "and for the ice bucket challenge, i'd like to nominate thomas pynchon, terrence malick and joan didion. you have 24There's been strong writing on Murakami lately, but @Alannabean might be the best at articulating his unique appeal http://t.co/qa0Aq1lmnGFollowing the great lead of @KTLincoln, I started a Tinyletter about what I'm reading. Please subscribe/fave/RT: https://t.co/tJuJTP9ZpM
Retweeted by kevin lincolnIs true randomness possible? Does @A_W_Gordon actually exist? All relevant and compelling questions raised herein http://t.co/dEz7p7RxnMAHHHHH KATIE HEANEY NOVEL AHHHHHSo I'm verrryyyy excited to say that my second book (/first novel), tentatively titled DEAR EMMA, will be published in 2016. :D :D :D
Retweeted by kevin lincoln@silvermanjacob oh my god. this is...... amazing. he literally says, "there is no reason for russia to invade scotland, but it COULD"@david_j_roth Cleo does have a real Brezhnev thing going http://t.co/OjDV7bq2IMI won the Emmys by not watching the Emmys@_Cooper @mountain_goats the best ever death metal band out of denton / couple of wombats who'd been friends since grade school
Why doesn't Ricky Lambert want to be great@Nick_Schwartz too undignifiedThe most disappointing aspect of my life as not-a-professional-athlete is that an English commentator will never describe me as "scampering"With every glimpse of Balotelli in the stands, you can see him coming to terms with the fact that his life is now in North West EnglandMario Balotelli looking like he's on sabbatical from the New School while in the stands watching Liverpool http://t.co/zk5ARediNe@GrahamDavidA will Elon Musk be thereHere is a great reminder from @rwohan that Mario Balotelli isn't just a human exclamation point: he also plays soccer http://t.co/Wl0ZuumQr4
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