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Proofreading isn't an optional extra for writers. How do you find the right one for you? http://t.co/Bhu3rJWPUG … … … http://t.co/7bPBHsZE1Q
Retweeted by Terry LanderIn the meantime here's me peddling #Filth http://t.co/cSSggDus0gStill struggling a bit for a celebrity judge for The Great Cornish Bake Off.We have a venue and two judges in place though. Time yet-12.7.14@Biggreenbooks Neither's Unconscioteer but it looks great on the front of me boowk.@bookcunt More excuses to sell you shite you didn't want in the first place.@SpacemanSonic How serious are we about Tough Mudder next year? I'd have to camp at your house the night before. We'd also need two more ppl@bobbyllew You don't fancy judging the Great Cornish Bake Off in SW Cornwall on July 12th do you? Free food...“@simonblackwell: Eps 1&2 of #TryingAgain start on @SkyLivingHD at 9pm." Blackwell: the mark of comedy quality. Watch or set your VideoPlus.
Retweeted by Terry Lander@simonblackwell All ready to go. Without your plugging we'd get all tangled up in Katie Price's books and David Beckham's hair and forget.@almurray If you're about in Cornwall on the 12th of July we'd love you to judge our Great Cornish Bake Off. Free food for judges,naturally.Game Face on 4od at the moment is absolutely hilarious, particularly the woman ranting at the book club. @Roisinconaty stars and writes.I have nothing to promote but my postcards http://t.co/cSSggDus0g@thepoke #bargainbasementdvds http://t.co/cRXOiuPJjc
Retweeted by Terry LanderHere's me campaigning for total equality, now I'm considered an ethnic minority #Cornwall #Kernow
What is this #Filth? http://t.co/cSSggDus0gNEWS: People too poor to fight. Another victory in the war on binge drinking. *rolls eyes*
We're washing at 30 degrees to save money but that means bacteria survive in our clothes so we need new Dettol wipes to combat this. *Sigh*@MrPage303 Never been there, I'd have to say no, I ain't never been to Westward HoNever before have I received so many offers of performing fellatio than listening to hip hop.Coming over here, marrying our party leaders
Retweeted by Terry Lander@Herring1967 Make sure the Ferrero Rochers are at the bottom for a safe landing. Win-win.@AlanFitz1 There's still room for him.@JosieLong Never doubt the Farage. UK Independence Psychics.@AlanFitz1 He's on the sofa.@senseijasont Have a good one JaseHelp make this film happen 18 days left #BTB http://t.co/a888DW5HiS
Retweeted by Terry Lander@JosieLong 26 million immigrants are trying to take your self employment.Any donation gets your name in the liner notes of my next E.P.! https://t.co/fqxdEpTCND
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'm surprised at how much I love hip-hop considering I've never taken drugs or hung around with ho's.We have Ann from Ann's Pasties confirmed as our second judge for The Great Cornish Bake Off https://t.co/E6BPZiipKJ #Helston #CornwallThanks for entering the 2015 Virgin Money #LondonMarathon. The ballot shut in a record 9 hours and 50 minutes!
Retweeted by Terry Lander@MrPage303 Ha! The owner of this Twitter account cannot be held responsible for your drunkenness.Naughty @AnthonyNolan, stating the ballot would be open at 3am. Lots of people getting up early for the @LondonMarathon ballot. #MayBeClosedThe link to the ballot if you need it http://t.co/Zd0ftUeFA8
Retweeted by Terry Lander@MrPage303 Ballot. No typo here.London Marathon ballot open! Go go go!
Good luck to all applying in the London Marathon ballot. Here's my story - http://t.co/ESpm8zVcu8 #vlm2015 #vlm #LondonMarathon@MathieuFrench Do I have terry@lyvit.com and contact@lyvit.com ? I've been checking the first one..!@tinksaid @Mrs_Lyvit @90daysnovel Good plan.It's the final countdown 19 days to go. Can you help make this horror thriller? http://t.co/xxq8tudOAh #BTB
Retweeted by Terry Lander@tinksaid @Mrs_Lyvit @90daysnovel Tink wouldn't like them, Cornish ones are slightly sweeter ;-)@AlanFitz1 I imagine your finished novel to be the British version of this https://t.co/RP2A8zvVraI loved the film #Filth enough to write to my brother about it http://t.co/cSSggDus0g #IrvineWelsh #JonSBairdHere you go. Jeremy Clarkson in his prime. You're welcome. http://t.co/BpLYD8WBum
Retweeted by Terry LanderOfficially one year since @SpacemanSonic and I finished the Marathon last year. He did it again. I'm doing this. http://t.co/iFG9GjE9AtThis has just gone in the postbox. No point rushing on a bank holiday http://t.co/cSSggDus0g #NewPostJenny Everett's "The Cornish Bridesmaids" is now available on Kindle http://t.co/pdPF1262lA@tinksaid The Malteasters are half price so we got two from the voucher :D @Mrs_Lyvit says thank you very much19 days left...let's get this funded. If you can't contribute, RT http://t.co/zJ0nZwOZG6 (If you can contribute, RT..!)@serafinowicz No point if it's not the album version@MrPage303 In my day we had to watch hours of snooker to see something like that. Gawd bless the internet.Not this week, but next week we're on tour! :) http://t.co/qJBqpNokAe
Retweeted by Terry LanderEven if you don't like snooker you'll enjoy this miscue from Stuart Bingham - http://t.co/Hl8SQZbyvr #TrickShotThe only advice I give to new parents is to stock up on AA batteries@robpalk @TiernanDouieb Turned out he was brilliantly funny and perfect for the part.@robpalk @TiernanDouieb It struck a chord with me as I went for a part in a music video but it went to a guy I'd cast in a scratch play.@robpalk @TiernanDouieb Did you get into the video, Rob?@TiernanDouieb I didn't recognise you as Not Howard in Fresh Meat. Not sure if you can use that as a review of your acting skills?It's the final countdown 19 days to go. Can you help make this horror thriller? http://t.co/xxq8tudOAh
Retweeted by Terry LanderSandals, socks, spats, kilt and cummerbund. Bang on trend.
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'm contributor #50, although I'm not sure why my funding is set to private - https://t.co/jsDeGJPfwnRepetition is so essential at times for success. http://t.co/xxq8tudOAh
Retweeted by Terry LanderNew post. I know! Post on Easter Monday! I like you more than Royal Mail. http://t.co/cSSggDus0g
New post for the late night (9pm) crew - I know you guys like a reminder http://t.co/QZESLueky5@JesusSpider Best one I've ever seenI did the "Which Tweeter are you?" quiz and got @Lyvit.If Jesus was about he'd give us a couple of quid! https://t.co/fqxdEpTCND Well, fishes, he'd probably gives us fishes!
Retweeted by Terry LanderNew Post - Not an Easter edition of http://t.co/cSSggDus0gWait a second. Who's that pouring drinks? http://t.co/aQr7sQpaDj
Retweeted by Terry LanderFamily gatherings http://t.co/GWDW7rSBJm
Retweeted by Terry LanderYes, Facebook, i do know those people. There is a reason why I haven't added them.
Retweeted by Terry LanderIn other news, reporter posing as old lady helped across road. http://t.co/pGgMtlC7lG (via @heawood)
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'm photographing #Helston Town Tidy week. http://t.co/M2s716xgBe
Retweeted by Terry LanderLooking forward to next week's Daily Mail scoop where a journo pretends his house is on fire, & is disgusted when the fire brigade turn up
Retweeted by Terry LanderBefore I continue to enjoy my day off I’d like to share a new cartoon. It’s a @TwopTwips written by @Thuckster__ x http://t.co/IcLScFYCLx
Retweeted by Terry Lander@TiernanDouieb Hmmm... http://t.co/dZaKYVkVjd #NotHacked@SpacemanSonic That's one for @ThePoke's "Easter bunnies from hell"Easter story https://t.co/3hM79JTvqh
Retweeted by Terry LanderThe best part of Easter is the ironic advertising of anti-commercialisation books such as this one. http://t.co/Qcs27svefOCentaurs explained http://t.co/8S6NfwXuwC
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I've totally upped the game for kids homemade birthday cakes: http://t.co/Wnj3ZfTKsE
Retweeted by Terry LanderEaster cartoon: #EasterSunday http://t.co/gmzBkIv7yH
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'm posting this bad bakewell tart because no one took notice before! http://t.co/4d1L6lbL5t
Retweeted by Terry LanderFather Christmas isn't coming to your house tonight. You're all still up.@Scott_Ruminates That's Italian for Danger.Batman is just American James Bond. Alfred is M and Lucius is Q #BatmanBegins@Scott_Ruminates I thought Danger was your middle name?'RT your RT' is @Twitter's way of telling me to close my account, right?New CWR post: The Amateur Astronomer's Journal by @osmart http://t.co/Qznrt5nfnU http://t.co/X4OwiydBKW
Retweeted by Terry Lander@Scott_Ruminates You've probably gone already but I always take mine off. You don't need to see to run.THIS MAN WAS NAILED TO A CROSS AND LEFT FOR DEAD. WHAT HAPPENED ON THE THIRD DAY WILL BLOW YOUR MIND
Retweeted by Terry LanderTerry's Train of Thought will be back on air next Friday, April 25th. Please spread the word and tune in if you can (or the Mixcloud later).Also there's a new postcard tomorrow... http://t.co/QZESLueky5@CuttingRoomMRB A Clockwork Orange. It gave me a new found appreciation for classical music too.I'll be at @plymouthhalf marathon next weekend, no rest for the runners http://t.co/yhO0frnXLTDnipro's Jaba Kankava yesterday saved the life of opponent Oleg Gusev after he swallowed his tongue. Massive respect. http://t.co/SyTG2Dy4mL
Retweeted by Terry Lander@SpacemanSonic A marathon hero an' all. Tch.And God said, there you are my ‘ansums RT @Earth_Pics: Cornwall, England http://t.co/q8zFM1DhO1
Retweeted by Terry Lander@bobbyllew I'm up to series eight with my children, it's essential viewing in my house #RedDwarf
Late evening postcard promotion http://t.co/cSSggDus0g
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