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One of my piano students referred to a sharp as a "hashtag" the other day and I swear to god I almost had a fucking meltdown.
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@properjobdisco @sstrong82 loving your progress PJD
Looking for a Scottish half marathon for 2016. Edinburgh offers a Sweeper Bus for fat, lazy runners like me. http://t.co/RFeXrY7mBrWhat if Ebola wore Pharell's big hat? http://t.co/3OmJoiNgYK
Retweeted by Terry Lander@greg_jenner This is quickly becoming JennerGate.The history of the "gate" suffix added to scandals http://t.co/vfVAdhQ3IC
Retweeted by Terry Lander.@tokyo_sexwhale :) http://t.co/umg6ri0nYR
Retweeted by Terry LanderOr as Olivia Newton-John sang, hopelessly devoted to views.Please RT - I'm hopeful for another 300 views. http://t.co/SEdMYWxBurNew post http://t.co/SEdMYWxBur Soon it'll all be over.Here he is... http://t.co/Wq3bP4GD2U
Retweeted by Terry LanderLate at night I read Wikipedia. I like to read the plots to bad movies and the 'personal life' bits from 90s TV stars. How about you?
Retweeted by Terry LanderMorning reading. http://t.co/cnPE5otUCp
It's true! @upturnedbathtud @jeffwni http://t.co/BH3pOmpxGzOoh. Halloween comes early! My 'Horror Europa' is repeated on BBC4 at 10.20pm.
Retweeted by Terry LanderI remember how we'd say 'Think how small phones will be in the future!', as I watch a man basically hold a flat screen telly up to his ear.
Retweeted by Terry LanderLate night (early evening) reading. Free! FREE STUFF! http://t.co/cnPE5otUCpP...p...p...pick up a p...p...http://t.co/cnPE5otUCpForty Three weeks later and this is what your #blog could look like http://t.co/cnPE5otUCpBath Theatre Royal today! Matinee and an evening show! Whoop!
Retweeted by Terry Lander48% funded. My new book needs YOU! Can we get it past the halfway mark before Halloween? http://t.co/I0uwNzEJxX
Retweeted by Terry Lander"221b Baker Street" (my cartoon for yesterday's @guardianreview) #SherlockHolmes http://t.co/i17girnaWQ
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Stickers can be purchased at my merchandise page http://t.co/NEPjZYlfKE http://t.co/oUTbegxLHl
Retweeted by Terry LanderJust got back in from a day at @only1argyle. Great win for the lads.#Exmouth! #Devon! #Today! @MooseAllain has a pop-up shop at INC, in The Strand, selling items and signing stuff from 10:30-12:30
Retweeted by Terry LanderLets all pause for a minute, and reflect on the 2% http://t.co/HjIFPpDgWQ
Retweeted by Terry LanderAuditions today. This page could do with 100 Likes if you would. https://t.co/Vh4yb3WP8L
I know it's bad but whenever I'm told to "grab the tissues" on a tv charity telethon I think I'm supposed to wank. #wrong #donate
Retweeted by Terry LanderLate night postcards http://t.co/cnPE5otUCpThe Ancient Greeks used to say "Hashtag Yowe Lowe" if they wanted a big bag of crisps after a slice of chocolate cake. #HistoryRightThereI can't draw concepts because I've had too much alcohol, for @pifflevalve. http://t.co/twResPLT6A
Retweeted by Terry LanderDid you leave a @Waterstones bag with a couple of books and a gift bag in on a train to/from Charing Cross? Handed in to staff at station RT
Retweeted by Terry LanderGoing to Disneyland Paris next weekend. Gutted they've stopped doing this. Health'n'safety gone mad I tells ya! http://t.co/zaIq0veNnQ
Retweeted by Terry LanderDoes anyone want me to draw them anything? I'm drinking Gin and listening to boards of canada with microsoft paint, so cant promise quality.
Retweeted by Terry Lander@mrkhndy You're doing drunk drawing requests? We have a new author, unless you've dropped me like CUFA.Last RT is where I spend my Tuesday nights with this idiot -----> @sstrong82Evening Penzance I'm LIVE & in the mix till 8 on 96.5 FM #dance #house @PenwithRadio http://t.co/WKuLWkzWW7
Retweeted by Terry LanderLate to the party...just discovered the incredible talent @iamtovelo has. Amazing.How do you stay positive? One victory at a time. http://t.co/HPMg61v2ejNot two months solid, obviously, if you read that wrong.After two solid months of editing I have finally sent off our new author's book for proofing. Pre-orders welcome here http://t.co/tf8LzfYOsYThe medical ship RFA Argus leaves Falmouth in #Cornwall on its way to fight #ebola http://t.co/8RW1P9YNMs http://t.co/0D1DRsd124
Retweeted by Terry Lander@mrdaveturner @TPUnicorn Yippee ki yayKetchup http://t.co/H1a2gvXy3v@naomitaylor Sell it next to the tippex pens #Pioneer@naomitaylor Can you carve a face into the bottle after drinking it?@naomitaylor My shopping strategy - go in for booze, leave with booze. Never fails.@naomitaylor Why aren't the bags by the front door? #Pioneer@greg_jenner Good point via my Nan.The Red Baron is well known in UK but our best ace,Mick Mannock,is less so. Any reason he's uncelebrated?Here's the latest map of Twitter (by @pandamoanimum, @davidlbereseford and me) http://t.co/0OAJgKcSII
Retweeted by Terry Lander@greg_jenner @davidschneider @jackschofield @Pandamoanimum Slightly worried I may be an unfunny parody account.Along with "Motion" here are some other words you should never really use to title your work. Stool Load Fudge Number 2 Skids Dump TroutOne of Britain's bestest, funniest comedy writers is currently doing a Q&A - go ask him stuff #AskQuantick @quantick
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Quick. Give me a song title and artist. Research isn't my strong point.@mrkhndy Binks is a dick. #StarWars@properjobdisco Technically I said that about @marcusbrig but the same applies to @Herring1967 unless low ticket sales require me to attend.@ben_cameron Kate Director's bush cut?I like to think Clumsy by Fergie is just Fancy by Iggy Azalea with different lyrics.It's the final countdown. Nah nah nah, nah. http://t.co/cnPE5otUCp@properjobdisco Yeah but football has skint me out"Really sorry but you seem to have picked up my jar of preserve" "What, you mean..." "Yeah, that's my jam"
Holy shit...the cover artwork for the crowdfunded novel is in and *it is spectacularrrrrrrr*. Massive thanks to @SukyGoodfellow Art.@mrkhndy How? I don't have any buttons.If people keep RTing @mrkhndy's stuff when I ask them to RT postcards then it basically means you like his stuff better.If you listen to @PenwithRadio right now you'll hear the talented tones of @jamescherryuk http://t.co/viHRJ6MmH1@UpturnedBathtub You and @sstrong82 could start a ginger haired people with beards and glasses blog. #PotentialNotDeliberatelyOffensivePOSTCARDS! NOW! http://t.co/cnPE5otUCp TELL YOUR FRIENDS WHY NOT PLEASE.FM works in West Cornwall. If unsure tune in your radio and check, but not if you're in Gleneagles.SHOW! TONIGHT! 6PM-8PM! Terry's Train of Thought on Penwith Radio, 96.5/97.2 fm and at http://t.co/HwYpz2iRHC .
Just having my coco pops to save time tomorrow morning nsfw http://t.co/CwkIcERFbp
Retweeted by Terry LanderI just ran with scissors. It's not that great but it beats running with paper.
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'm very excited to announce that my "Fill-me-in" book is published today! http://t.co/U2GUIbMIbd
Retweeted by Terry LanderGot my royalty statement. To sum up, I made a lot of minus numbers in the last half year. *proud face*
Retweeted by Terry LanderSounds like an interesting magic trick http://t.co/6S7XcNjYwz
Retweeted by Terry LanderSage advice http://t.co/HglRJuyrXG
Retweeted by Terry LanderAh, go on. Don't be mean. RT. http://t.co/cnPE5otUCp You won't be able to soon.Another 400 views and then I can give this to my brother for Xmas http://t.co/cnPE5otUCpGot people staying over this Halloween? Here's a cheeky lil prank for ya... http://t.co/0aj0u7Ghg8
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'm doing @SilverstoneHalf for @stjohnambulance on @JustGiving. Please #sponsorme & RT http://t.co/hWJmPZD8VgComedy friends... I've tried to write a 3 page thing thats supposed to be funny. Anyone wanna critique me? :-/
Retweeted by Terry LanderHighly recommend the brill @moderntoss exhibition at @forgeandco Here's the proof: http://t.co/6EW7P6DznE
Retweeted by Terry Lander@IHPower Jumpleads for one #LeagueOfGentlemenI haven't broken it to @spacemansonic but I didn't make the cut for #vlm2015. Instead I've gone for the Silverstone Half.Please RT like crazy - I have just ten weeks to get another 400 views http://t.co/cnPE5otUCp
My daughter said @jimsmallman's DVD 'Tattooligan' has a brilliant name. http://t.co/PbHRUL5XrJI'm doing my recent solo show for the last time & filming it in Kings X on Nov 24th. Tickets are FREE! Pls come: https://t.co/gfnkEYLiMS
Retweeted by Terry LanderJust seen a man make a phone call on an iPhone 6 plus. It was like watching someone trying to play the violin with a double bass.
Retweeted by Terry LanderOnly ten weeks to go of http://t.co/cnPE5otUCp - I'm hoping he's hooked on receiving them and will have it torn from beneath him like a rug.Have you met @UpturnedBathtub? No? Do you want a badge for it? Do I follow you? Can you read this? DM me! http://t.co/KoIzNxhyTq
Retweeted by Terry Lander@MooseAllain That is quite* brilliant. (*quite meaning excellently)A joke again http://t.co/A4cnJXx5Cw
Retweeted by Terry LanderHa! No point this week. Pointless. http://t.co/cnPE5otUCpThere are HERE! How to get one, coming up soon! Well, "later". ... coming up at some point. http://t.co/puYZq7WTSh
Retweeted by Terry LanderGive a man a quiche and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man how to quiche and you'll find out that it is not a verb.
Retweeted by Terry Lander@Jeffwni @TiernanDouieb @HeardinLondon Do it! David Walliams that river.@Jeffwni @TiernanDouieb @HeardinLondon I'm in the most Southerly UK town in Cornwall yet am still disappointed.@Jeffwni @ben_cameron @TiernanDouieb @HeardinLondon Ah, one can live in hope.Imagine that, you think you're getting sent a badge but @Jeffwni turns up with *cakes*! @ben_cameron @TiernanDouieb @HeardinLondon@OhLookBirdies Surely one for @TwopTwips?
A busy Sunday has forced me to go early http://t.co/cnPE5otUCp
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