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I wonder if Roland Emmerich directing 'Foundation' qualifies as our first Seldon Crisis.

Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Nipple squirrel ham
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I have some happy news http://t.co/j2HQ5bu775

Dog plush toys now available in the Oatmeal Shop http://t.co/wOnHlApjYRHere's a video of my dog on Youtube. I'm going to take my book royalties and get his arms permed http://t.co/lFPcgn9cj2My dog book came out today! It's available online or at most major bookstores. Details here: http://t.co/K03g6rmS0T(COMIC) How I see my dog VS how my dog sees me http://t.co/l4MIlNaVcB

My dog book comes out tomorrow http://t.co/K03g6rmS0T

9 coffee drinks with clever nicknames you've probably never heard of http://t.co/5HdL8WGrA2 (another one from @ilovecoffeejp )Mantis shrimp t-shirts and prints are in! We start shipping tomorrow http://t.co/LRwTGFzG3a http://t.co/KXfhiC7InF[COMIC] How 99.9% of people judge the quality of their coffee http://t.co/Cr4bdnbVry

If air mattresses were honest http://t.co/NvOhQ9s6fL

We've been trying to get into San Diego Comicon for 2 years now with no luck. Anyone want to share a booth? filter@theoatmeal.comWe're having a hard time securing any kind of booth space at San Diego Comicon. If anyone can help us out email filter@theoatmeal.com

Also, mantis shrimp signed prints and magnificent murder sticks http://t.co/4Kdwjsc9TqNew shirts added to the shop "ALL HAIL THE MANTIS SHRIMP" http://t.co/zisfshJNP7

ooh I'd love to! RT @UCRiverside: Prof David Kisailus has an invitation for you: Come meet a mantis shrimp. http://t.co/cs2zqW6WsP

I want to make bearded kittens with @zefrank, but a video would be pretty ace tooi want to make a video with @Oatmeal
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Also, I want to give a big shoutout to @radiolab This podcast is how I first learned about the mantis shrimp: http://t.co/Gce4slXrurWhy the mantis shrimp is my new favorite animal http://t.co/7UjNGDvqRc

Sriracha Beef Jerky http://t.co/Z0gIam5V5k COME GET SOME COCK MEATNow Shipping: Sriracha Beef Jerky http://t.co/Z0gIam5V5k

The weather right now http://t.co/1BHFAPBMlD

Happy Easter! An oldie but a goodie. http://t.co/IV7JJDNekSHappy Easter http://t.co/x90KVqkTcj

.@feliciaday Munching on baby narwhals. You monsters. http://t.co/hhSUezvJ2G

@iPetePete I figuratively love that you literally love The OatmealGayroller 2000 got an upgrade for marriage equality http://t.co/6XP6Ywk9SX@jane_l You mean Colorado? CO is not a flyover state. The plane lands and I go do awesome shit in Colorado.The gay marriage debate 50 years from now http://t.co/bS9KJxPo3v

If you removed all of a person's veins and arteries ... (via @neiltyson) http://t.co/l66hNFyuXuThis one is a bit of brilliance from @louisck on cell phones http://t.co/yLZWrE6XmgI took some quotations from people I like and illustrated them http://t.co/EQcalp4jq5My Dog: The Paradox : The Book! http://t.co/K03g6rmS0T Ships May 7th

My Dog: The Paradox got turned into a book! http://t.co/K03g6rmS0T Shipping May 7th

Changed my profile pic for marriage equality. Also, for bacon.

.@redrobinburgers HRNK.Tipping and Tooting - A comic about people who wait tables http://t.co/YVbqKZ20bv

The ba-dum-kssh was so loud it could be heard far away in space!Wesley Snipes should totally get his own line of Gillette Razors. Call them BLADES@rozbear @radiolab yep, that's exactly where I got it. I'm a huge RadioLab fan and I linked to the "Colors" episode earlier today.For anyone who caught my talk on Tuesday, I mentioned the Mantis Shrimp, which I found via this wonderful Radiolab http://t.co/Gce4slXrur

BREAKING: White smoke rises! Cardinals emerge super stoned, looking for snacks.

This is awesome RT @ImageThink: Visual notes of Matthew Inman's (@Oatmeal) keynote @SXSW http://t.co/XHefC9UeGv #SXnotes #sketchnotes@petecashmore Sounds good, will do!@wacom Thanks, although I think I mispronounced it. way-come or whack-um?Thanks to everyone at #SXSW who came to my keynote. I was really stressed out and nervous beforehand.@petecashmore Yessir! And I did it with love in my heart.Reminder: I'm giving my keynote at 2pm today in exhibit hall 5 of the ACS. I'm gonna talk about comics & crowd funding #SXSW

Citizens of #sxsw, I'm headed to the Indiegogo party at the Hilton Garden Inn on the 18th floor. All are welcome

@Uber_ATX yes but I ralphed out the window. Too many appletinis and Jaegermeister last night! :( #uberbarf. @elonmusk Also, will attaching a high voltage tesla coil cannon to the hood affect the mileage? #askmusk #SXSW.@elonmusk can you bump my Model S order to the front of the list? I promise to write a comic about it #askmusk #SXSW

Also, Indiegogo is having a party on Monday the 11th and I'll be there http://t.co/aXI6YDVR5YPeople of #SXSW Just a friendly Oatmealy reminder I'll be delivering my keynote on Tuesday at 2pm in Exhibit Hall 5 http://t.co/aXI6YDVR5Y

I'm in the 8-bit video posted about halfway down the page http://t.co/TnRacFDYyNI got interviewed in "Stripped," a documentary about the state of comics and they posted some updates today: http://t.co/TnRacFDYyN

The 4 Seasons of Seattle Weather http://t.co/XffxwGdKxkHeads up: I'll be at Emerald City Comicon this weekend in booth #1202 http://t.co/aXI6YDVR5Y #eccc

Without a TV I mean. The official Oscars app does everything except let you watch the fucking OscarsAnyone know of a way to watch the Oscars online? The actual show, not some red carpet shitbags verbally fellating each other's haircutsSorry, I don't know why my last tweet was a bunch of garbly gook. I think I had twitter open in my pocket or something# b gigxgxdvdgixivxjbiucoiichicxcicccovj ivcxh h#c#c##

Woran du erkennst, dass deine Katze deinen Tod plant http://t.co/B7Ao4gBUa4 (my cat book came out in Germany today)Thank you sir! RT @stephenfry: Genius from the @oatmeal - http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion

My vanity license plate will be LOL BRODER@Oatmeal My right man-boob agrees with your purchase. http://t.co/AJ3apl4m
Retweeted by Matthew InmanAlso, this song will be playing at full volume during said donuts. http://t.co/efU9g4zF~@elonmusk lookie what I just bought. When it gets delivered I promise to do some donuts in the NY Times parking lot http://t.co/4rAGXYhg

.@wilw you have any interest in being interviewed in a documentary about Nikola Tesla?

@SydTass Pretty sure it's a DOS, not a DDOS. DDOS implies it was a distributed attack, DOS is just one computerAccidentally DOS'd my girlfriend's website. It's back up now http://t.co/Cf7XGLo3The State of The Oatmeal http://t.co/RDMK3lJp

The worst thing about Valentine's Day http://t.co/g0XFxW03

Lovin these Blackberry commercials! Gonna head to Radio Shack ASAP to get one!

CALLED IT http://t.co/KvWJxFIl

@rendoncepeda mailing those out in a few days, sorry for the wait!This is a blog post about dinosaurs, Tesla, and a hotel in Colorado http://t.co/Ds3Xj3Of

@melgray I am always watching. Always.

@Oatmeal Oh gosh, laughing and crying. Have a bouncy Domino GIF: http://t.co/wgcZjB9o
Retweeted by Matthew Inman20 years ago today my house burned down, so I wrote a comic about it: http://t.co/uTtcPFMf

SO MANY BEARS IN THAT PHOTO RT @sellfinflickted: @Oatmeal @NWF here's for you... http://t.co/hocuL1cI http://t.co/o8fEcVqNAlso, I love the title the @nwf awarded me after the "BearLove Good, Cancer Bad" fundraiser this year. http://t.co/AZAHMgvaFeeling generous? The @nwf is a little short of their 2012 fundraising goal. The deadline is midnight, tonight https://t.co/DpEVrskN

@alivicwil Shoot an email to oatmealsupport@gmail.com and they can check on your order. Sorry about the trouble@BryTupper I hope you never washed that shoulder ever againSo excited to see @louisck at the Paramount in Seattle tomorrow night. Tempted to ask him to sign my chest hair.

@shawnwelch yessir, and thanks for the heads up :DWhat we should do about Twinkie extinction http://t.co/2kReWihxDear Google Fiber http://t.co/zK3m8g6mThis is the web right now http://t.co/lGppFK6M

@RobDenBleyker Rob, not all trafficked organs are bad. Just look at this adorable one I pulled out the other day! http://t.co/p8EJyaJoOh, troll tornado. How we parry and thrust http://t.co/6RfsP6Ly@NYYfan10082005 Thank you sir!@annathebot I love you@bethykins I love you too, and I will try.@greggbeever exactly, right? my entire website is IMAGES which Google can't even spider. I haven't fixed it because I'm lazy@Stepto I hope ten thousand spiders poop in your mouth while you slumber, fine sir.