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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics.

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don't ask how this happened. but my preggo belly was just graffiti'd by the @Oatmeal. https://t.co/b879iqdfLp
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8/1
2015
The next few days, illustrated http://t.co/wZ9oelRhpHToday, Illustrated http://t.co/PhgXD0IEg4
7/31
2015
I hid some easter eggs on the new http://t.co/epFBNNL7f3 First one to find them all gets eskimo kisses from @elanleeTUTORIAL: How to play Exploding Kittens http://t.co/gEFDaMBTQw Narrated by @luckyyates, the voice of Dr. Krieger on Archer@hankgreen I was just trying to disprove my own comic http://t.co/V7xN9AbdObI'll drink to that @gameofkittens update http://t.co/bf4K2wLUKG http://t.co/U2mD0HAYxZImportant Exploding Kittens update: I know we promised we'd deliver in July ... http://t.co/f7AsCp5TnQ http://t.co/CX8H0frgK2
7/30
2015
You're my cat. http://t.co/SqTITeRcsj
7/29
2015
I love you and ONLY you http://t.co/8Yc0Qxl5VN
7/28
2015
Shaving a beard http://t.co/exnkTdeNk8My relationship with fruit http://t.co/RgzMAya0Pi http://t.co/kkCybi225vHappy update: Exploding Kittens ships this week.🐈💥Q&A with The Oatmeal http://t.co/4asG9jiuHz http://t.co/ydYsNJe1MZ
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7/27
2015
.@macklemore oh hi I'm in room 29 at CenturyLink come say howdy I will give you a drawing of a goat
7/23
2015
Sadness 🍤 http://t.co/by8SZZpEC8
7/22
2015
@juaninarritu Yes, and we should start pronouncing “giraffe” and “gin" with soft Gs as well. Oh wait.@shegeekshow AND YOUR MOM IS A BIG BAG OF MUSTARDThere are two types of people in this world: those who pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.And I love you. http://t.co/pAm33O3g8V
7/20
2015
A #pluto latte this morning. via @ilovecoffeejp http://t.co/IET5xPeCf4
7/15
2015
Flying home from SDCC. Took a moment to play my fav game. http://t.co/H1Tk3K4STK
7/13
2015
Reminder: I'm giving a talk today about outer space and butts. Room 28DE at noon. Autograph session after #sdcc http://t.co/oZS7DKJlJb
7/12
2015
oh hello I am at comic-con and I miss Rambo someone please get him a plane ticket here. http://t.co/NImNkjSiJP
7/11
2015
@seanbarney @Laurasquiggle https://t.co/wtxHwwJLWLHappy 159th birthday to Nikola Tesla. http://t.co/fJNlYn9wvHOkay, so Hyperbole and a Half, The Awkward Yeti, and The Oatmeal walk into a bar... Something something punchline http://t.co/GtumsZ3xzM
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7/10
2015
I want to post this to my Facebook page but I'm wondering if the downpour of Bigoted Internet RageJuice is worth it http://t.co/YrUEuirIwbHere's my Comic-Con schedule #SDCC http://t.co/VcdLABbR83
7/9
2015
Failed comic idea #9472: a giant corn on the cob starts eating people and then is haunted by images of their faces in his poop
7/5
2015
America explained to non-Americans http://t.co/VnTpMDatVd http://t.co/EkxtqhNsiJHappy 4th http://t.co/IeQTCihspL
7/4
2015
.@neilhimself I take credit for the discovery of this one. http://t.co/L4QmA4RnjHA little PSA for the 4th of July http://t.co/4rgKUbbyhd
7/3
2015
Got some shopping to do 😘 http://t.co/LaZPBZVGhFFacebook is on point today http://t.co/8rlhpylXcv
7/2
2015
@scottinfukie So, when’s the wedding?The Confederate Flag, explained. Full comic here: http://t.co/VnTpMDatVd http://t.co/PQ25GIlgUV@Mossbird @danooz I don’t mind imitation; art isn’t born in a vacuum. I just wish it wasn’t all Jesus’ey..@danooz Definitely not. He imitates my style so a lot of people confuse the two, unfortunately.America explained to non-Americans http://t.co/VnTpMDatVd http://t.co/HHQymLuGmX#HappyCanadaDay http://t.co/BkKM6KLuP9
7/1
2015
Snapped this photo of Jupiter and Venus having a little love-fest tonight by pointing my iPhone into my telescope http://t.co/Ba5tvbEhXTEvery campfire, ever. http://t.co/eutbW4gNZ4HEADS UP: today is also the last day to register for Beat The Blerch 2015 http://t.co/P00JLHLbgR http://t.co/IvndtXHXdkHEADS UP: today is the last day to get a Beat The Blerch virtual race kit http://t.co/vT3rUVdWIM http://t.co/oQX1M01fLB
6/30
2015
It shouldn't feel this weird to say "I'm proud to be an American." http://t.co/8ycs1GgjJr
6/29
2015
HELLO SEATTLE. I'll be at Uwajimaya at 2pm today drawing pictures of mantis shrimps & whatnot https://t.co/jSphUczuwm http://t.co/pO10EFCFlz
6/27
2015
I'd change my profile pic today but I've had a rainbow since 2009, motherfuckersThis is now http://t.co/wN467WAh3U.@weeklystandard You know the Gayroller was something I drew in SUPPORT of marriage equality, right? http://t.co/mfzPz12kNZThis is amazing. (also @Oatmeal should sue: http://t.co/LYCVmgga3h) https://t.co/S40wMmgN7r
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6/26
2015
From yesterday http://t.co/fe9QuhpagL
6/25
2015
.@cher But they are just honoring their heritage http://t.co/568Yw0H4O2
6/24
2015
Every time I see someone pushing a heavy shopping cart down a city street I think "homeless ... or crossfit?"@DougMartin17 lol no one shows up at your parties do they?What I mean when I say "definitely" http://t.co/1ALooe0u2V
6/23
2015
While we're on the subject http://t.co/gwiWEzimrL http://t.co/MIH8c7oK4GWhat I mean when I say "definitely" http://t.co/PAhYjnf9Vt http://t.co/P2pfxv5VP0I wanna be in a band called "Gluten" and we'd be nobodies in the 90s but then in 2015 no one will shut the fuck up about us
6/22
2015
Dad (noun): http://t.co/eJp6UQTYnISuch a great comic for Father's Day https://t.co/GGxQ00JxCzWhen one has not had a good father ... http://t.co/MMAoQY91pl
6/21
2015
Putting up a Confederate flag http://t.co/KbP2CPQidr
6/20
2015
A big thanks to @zappos for being the official cake sponsor of @BeatTheBlerch this year http://t.co/aDc3mDcOu4 http://t.co/7wjmEODuIzPlease attend Beat The Blerch dressed as your favorite food. Do it for greatness. Do it for justice. Do it for food. http://t.co/yfI9ASByLqRUNNERS: Only two weeks left to register for @BeatTheBlerch in Sacramento, Seattle, and Morristown, NJ http://t.co/P00JLI2MFr
6/16
2015
@Fandude41 It's not a joke! That's actually where I got the name "The Oatmeal.".@idSoftware @ID_AA_Carmack FUN FACT: I got the name Oatmeal because I used to play Quake obsessively and my nick was always QuakerOatmeal@Bethblog Do you need a cartoonist to draw some fat, oval-shaped Cacodemon pig monsters for the game? If so, hit me up.@colebucket92 @gameofkittens I will have a copy in my pants hidden near #mysausage, which is a euphemism for #mypenis@khaughwout It’s a soft “ch", like couch. BLERCH GOES TO CHURCH FOR THE FREE BREAD, etc.I will be at #e3 tomorrow with the @gameofkittens crew and we wanna see some neat shit. Please oblige.@MauDagos http://t.co/oFoMrJx9F3@Rarraflled I'm pretty sure that's the kindest thing anyone has ever said to anyone else on the Internet in the history of the Internet.Black. http://t.co/NHVPCzB4wZ
6/15
2015
Hey #Seattle, it's that time again. http://t.co/m4DyJHcYO2@UprootedTexan99 @theawkwardyeti GOD DAMNIT I SPENT 20 MINUTES TRYING TO CAPTION THIS TWEET AND YOU TWO NAILED IT ON YOUR FIRST TRYWas digging through some old files this morning and I found this. http://t.co/cPCs3mrl42
6/13
2015
@tweetsoutloud @wilw @Lunarbaboon @theawkwardyeti 3 cartoonists,1 actor, and 1 rocket scientist have jumped on this thread. WE CAN DO THIS@shrekpissslave @BoingBoing Can I cartoon this?I wish I could spend a few hours getting hung over tonight and then feel drunk all day tomorrowBad pun based on @Oatmeal's "T-Rex Standup" template (http://t.co/4U5cqH8jy6) http://t.co/COd440F7Sc
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6/12
2015
@ModelAyshaMirza @karagoucher Kara wins.#TBT 3 years ago today I got in a little dispute with FunnyJunk http://t.co/opa8qNWri3 http://t.co/6DywahqRsM@BoredElonMusk It’s like playing nude musical chairs with Skynet http://t.co/Fq7CFRM2e8There's a documentary about Nikola Tesla on Indiegogo right now http://t.co/GWFjEG5WEI Directed by @TeslaFilm http://t.co/uA9qFKQSxS7 reasons to keep your Tyrannosaur off crack cocaine http://t.co/JzHF1jNgiI http://t.co/VVq8t02ZlNA reader just sent this one in. I love my job. http://t.co/se5Tvq9Htt@ryanqnorth How about a crappy BuzzFeed listicle? Top 10 photos of Ryan North rescuing pugs that you WON'T BELIEVE aren't Photoshopped!Today's comic felt like I was encroaching in @ryanqnorth's territory a bit. Ryan: I owe you a sandwich for my encroachment.http://t.co/5RhuD4Plk4If you were one of the backers of the Tesla Museum, there's a great documentary up on @Indiegogo about it right now http://t.co/4fTx14C8Jt
6/11
2015
The DOs and DO NOTs of running your first marathon according to the @Oatmeal http://t.co/wEerVWyB7A http://t.co/PvA8OY91bc
Retweeted by Matthew InmanThere's a documentary about Nikola Tesla's Tower at Wardenclyffe on Indiegogo right now https://t.co/DP907O7pwM http://t.co/vn3QndY4pZMan the latest trailer for Jurassic World looks kinda shitty! https://t.co/2PdotmeRTr
6/10
2015
@Oatmeal @alieward I stole ur joke
6/9
2015
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