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I am the Benjamin Button of maturity

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Statues, Spikes and Diamonds oh my! #winningQ@SaveThisBuyThat I got $100 worth of gift cards to @BluesBBQCo for $20 using @Restaurant_com code SAUCE #whatasteal
5/14
2013
http://t.co/anM9ANn172Boobytrap backwards is partyboob. Carry on.
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5/1
2013
I think the day after draft day should be a paid holiday. Just like the day after Super Bowl Sunday should be.
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4/26
2013
“@SaveThisBuyThat: One of our long time members brought these in today #tbt #retro http://t.co/QW9m5hrW7T” #beforeretrowasretro
4/18
2013
@leah_gayleen found a saison at Kroger #sogood @Pharaohbly @jkspecht http://t.co/a8bNdwX0ko
4/10
2013
“@CarlandRoy: if you could have one #superpower what would it be?” Shape shifting #6packabs
4/4
2013
Maybe I'm a different breed #sail
4/2
2013
“@leah_gayleen: Would be such an amazing time!!! Walk on role!! #BeOnBones #mondaynight” @bonesonfox a hottie in a #labcoat #beonbones
3/26
2013
@Danny_Aiken, @kirknerdo is afraid of you. It's probably because of what we did in the cougar den http://t.co/ME2ndgvPyo
3/22
2013
“@thetaralilly: Me to @Spill24 : @jkspecht said I look old @Spill24 : Because of your pants suite? #boysareweird” #definitelythepantssuit“@thetaralilly: @jkspecht said I look old @Spill24: Because of your pants suite? #boysareweird” nah, she was stalking #cougar style
Retweeted by Will OsborneCheers to the first day of spring, the official season of wings, beer and sports (actually, they have no off-season).
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3/20
2013
The last thing Carl's Cheez It's see #terrifying http://t.co/UJqQaj3cBk
Retweeted by Will OsborneThe last thing Roy's Cheez It's sees #theendisnear #nomnomnom http://t.co/xBPsYVYpgg
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3/19
2013
Good brews good people #parkway
3/15
2013
@CarlandRoy @sakintermedia what happened? Sounds hilarious@SVPandRussillo so is the marlins front office making personnel decisions for the dolphins now #overspending
3/13
2013
@jason_specht_ @thetaralilly @pharaohbly @bruceontheloose never fear the #browncupcake
3/4
2013
My ladies at the Mill Mountain overlook http://t.co/hyWzJAYTCY1 best in show, 2 golds, and 1 silver #addyawards #michaelphelps #freelancewriterforhire http://t.co/lFvyYcZJ2H
2/24
2013
“@SaveThisBuyThat: So who took advantage of the sales this past weekend? #presidentialdeal” Yankee candle for mom's bday #favoriteson
2/19
2013
@MikeAndMike don't forget about Mike Williams. Sitting out a year really worked for him too
2/12
2013
Who won the @WDBJ7 fan poll for best local commercial #theseguys #allwedoiswin #whoneedsalombardi http://t.co/HaHO9hAF http://t.co/CjCnrsRz
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2/4
2013
@kirknerdo the niners suck and if they lose to that murderer you should abandon being a fan. Also why are you nervous? #youarentontheteam
2/3
2013
5 dollar 11 inches #Subway #Februany
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2/2
2013
@SaveThisBuyThat supplies for an awesome Super Bowl party!
1/30
2013
@kirknerdo @danny_aiken he is my starter on my fantasy squad. You on the other hand are about to hit the groomsman waiver wire@Pharaohbly well at least I got rock star parking 2 consecutive work days #vip@Pharaohbly 8 am huddles will be the end of me #frownieface
1/28
2013
@Pharaohbly is it that I dance like a sea snake
1/23
2013
@CarlandRoy I saved two dogs from a burning house before 9 am. Have you even gotten out of bed yet.
1/22
2013
@CarlandRoy you know you have made it when you have a bobble head@Patriots #toosolid@Danny_Aiken this is a direct quote from Leah "He looks so small next to that guy" #getyourweightup
1/14
2013
@Espngreeny so is this what it sounds like when falcons cry
1/13
2013
@SaveThisBuyThat definitely gonna hit the links with the extra cash #STBT
1/11
2013
Good to see she approves of our couch #spoiledrotten http://t.co/rsVqdpwR
1/10
2013
“@CarlandRoy: The ladies love motorcycles #closeenough http://t.co/sx9uSm0g” #weseeyourollin
1/8
2013
RG3's knee is so bad, he even tore the ZCL.
Retweeted by Will Osborne@SaveThisBuyThat boneless chicken wings: cut up 2 chicken breast, toss in .5 cup flour, feeze, drop in fryer until floating #budgetdinner@therealadamwest is our fashion idol #realmenweargrayspandex http://t.co/qHn7YUel
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1/7
2012
@SaveThisBuyThat I am headed to Boston and plane tickets are soo expensive. How can I get up there and save some money #STBTchat
12/28
2012
“@SaveThisBuyThat: #2013resolution” yeah we just bought a house so we are swearing off going out to eat as often #slashingexpenses
12/26
2012
She's ready for our first raiders game tomorrow #raidernation #blackhole http://t.co/0XX7jZZp
12/23
2012
@Pharaohbly flight of 6 + New Yorker + Franks fries + fried Oreos = too much birthday food #firstworldproblems
12/19
2012
Chick-fila on a Sunday http://t.co/0uCAJFaW
12/16
2012
@SaveThisBuyThat I am buying a house and the only thing I left we need is washer and dryer, but they are so expensive. #pleasehelp
12/13
2012
@Pharaohbly happy #moonfestival
12/12
2012
@Pharaohbly 36 mins later #heisstillalive@Spill24 q@Pharaohbly Can I just go to the office and clock in instead of running? #wouldratherbeanywhereelse@Pharaohbly not sure what the worst decision was #signingup #nottraining or #gettingdrunklastnight all in all today is going to be miserableSolid Friday #whitesauce http://t.co/G2oqVhWv
12/8
2012
@MikeAndMike shot in the dark what are the chances if I took care of getting you ordained you would officiate my wedding #hugefan #june22nd“@bruceontheloose: There's his hand. Just saw his hand.” #thatswhatshesaid@MikeAndMike @Espngreeny @SVPandRussillo only a redskins fan #celebrating500 http://t.co/hEOQiF7X
12/6
2012
"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day...You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special." - #JimmyV
Retweeted by Will Osborne@Pharaohbly camel clutch #newgirl
12/5
2012
@kirknerdo no you are #teamfflnomatterhowmuchweightyoulosebecauseyouauckatlifeandbeingagoodfriend #ass@kirknerdo are you #teamkapernick or #teamsmith? You must choose!
11/29
2012
@Pharaohbly women are the worst #preachingtothechoir@Pharaohbly new girl #excitement
11/28
2012
Thanksgiving with no football #unamericanHappy thanksgiving http://t.co/11Hbm5pV
11/22
2012
“@SaveThisBuyThat: What is the best deal in town this weekend for #datenight?” Applebee's 2 for 20 and a redbox #toosolid
11/16
2012
“@SaveThisBuyThat: Everyone knows about #Blackfriday discounts, but did you know about #cybermonday? Def #cybermonday #shoppinginmypjs@kirknerdo @walmart have seen it before“@SaveThisBuyThat: Many people save money by waiting in line for black Friday deals that can be up to 50% #blackfriday” @walmart @bestbuy
11/14
2012
“@SaveThisBuyThat: What is the biggest item you have to save up for on your #holidaygiftlist?” KitchenAid table mixer #yeararoundcakes
11/6
2012
“@SaveThisBuyThat: What do YOU do when unexpected expenses (like broken coffee makers!) pop up? Buy cheap and ask for nice one for Xmas
11/5
2012
@Pharaohbly @jason_specht_ #spinachartichoke http://t.co/Wp2Nnq9v
11/3
2012
“@SaveThisBuyThat: If you could only save up for 1 item for the rest of your life, #whatwouldyoubuy?” Oakland Raiders #RaiderNation
11/2
2012
Great night #takemystronghand http://t.co/RAYecnhT
10/28
2012
Josh Hamilton to the "BREWERS". Really? #badjujuI am on #RebeccaBlack status bec it is #friday
10/26
2012
@Espngreeny I am going to leg whip you If you don't let it go@Pharaohbly do I get a glowing letter of rec on the way out though?@Pharaohbly they call her #gigglebangs #ricebowl@Pharaohbly thumbs up on the #boobslap and tonight she #drinkswithmouth@Pharaohbly #newgirl #yolo
10/24
2012
Starbucks caramel apple spice #goodmorning
10/20
2012
@kirknerdo @danny_aiken real talk though. If Danny played disc for a month, he woul out drive drew 10 out of 10@kirknerdo @danny_aiken haha Danny never learned about the #quasiexcuse because he went to a real school and not to #hogwartz with us@Danny_Aiken @kirknerdo stomped a mud hole and walked dry. All up in dat ass
10/18
2012
Deli fries http://t.co/1MthPRt8@Danny_Aiken @kirknerdo no he won't be one he can't even spell #xbox
10/17
2012
@Espngreeny it was the #dummycall sorry greenyA fire, football, and some beer #notpictured are a solid end to a weekend http://t.co/sEpSdHOS
10/15
2012
@jason_specht_ @Pharaohbly bought my life proof case...#bartrick #phoneinbeercomingsoon@kirknerdo my skill set... #toosolid my speed... #stupidfastFire, football, Johnny and cigars #toosolid http://t.co/sUyCuihB
10/14
2012
You can't drink all day unless you start in the morning #knowledge #trustmeimaprofessionalHey suisham, hit the weight room
10/12
2012
In grandin checking out #fireflymedia's new spot #toosolid
10/11
2012
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Retweeted by Will Osborne@MichelleDBeadle felt like you will enjoy the humor in this #fridaymorningchuckle http://t.co/Xot0tfeQ
10/5
2012
@Pharaohbly green mountain pumpkin spice + package of Nestlé dark hot coco + cream + sugar = #toosolid
10/4
2012
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