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Lanai T. @WaterNai California

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RT @qikipedia: Emps. would offer 'John' $4000 a year more than 'Jennifer', despite their CVs being identical http://t.co/7qYEpx1Q7g/s/Jrio
10/23
2014
@qikipedia Does it taste like chicken?
10/22
2014
Is there a hard copy with all the bells and whistles for the @mattwertz #23Places anniversary album?
10/21
2014
@montepittman @adamsmadams Phew! Poor Mom! A belated birthday present that they found him. What a thing to go through.@montepittman @adamsmadams Well, first off, I'm really glad they found him. My thoughts are with his family. Let us know what you find out.@montepittman Glad he's "safe", but the lack of info just seems creepy. I hope he is truly alright.@montepittman What happened? I didn't see much follow-up in the article.Let's stop confusing the word ancestor with the word descendant. Ancestors=grandparents, etc.; descendants=children, etc. @qikipedia
10/20
2014
🎤🎼🎵🎶🎸@TommyJoeRatliff Happy birthday! Give yourself a serenade from me.
10/18
2014
http://t.co/ID3u3bJ6OFHallowe'en manicure number 2
10/16
2014
There are no new iPhones to be had, not even for ready money.
10/7
2014
@neiltyson Well, felicitations and congratulations on another successful swirl!
10/6
2014
House has a whole series of guerrilla art by Isaac: Boxes. Boxes 2. Open Boxes & Bubblewrap. Box Tower. Box Mountain. Box Tower vs. Kitten
10/4
2014
That cat from hell just pried the lock off the front window WITH HER TEETH!!! WTH?!?!
9/29
2014
I wish I had gotten to stay and say hello to @paolonutini and The Vipers. They were so nice when I met them a few years ago in Santa Monica.Wow! @paolonutini and The Vipers were on fire tonight!! That was such a good show.
9/28
2014
Well, hot damn! @paolonutini has a new video. http://t.co/Q7TW1b7p15
9/26
2014
@montepittman Make it stooooooop.... *whimpers* 😱@montepittman If you're going to tweet every song you listen to my phone is going to implode under the strain.
9/15
2014
@MrReitz @SockDreams Good thing I don't have a doggie door!I dry the fancy ones on a rack as a precaution--pretty sure the dryer's a trans-dimensional gateway. #sockdimension @SockDreams @neiltysonPlease explain how to close the portal to the #sockdimension so that I can get a handle on this sock-attrition. @neiltyson @sockdreams@neiltyson The Archer @jasperfforde: When negatives go bad 3: Inadequate fixing AND damp. Rachel, Devon, 1978. http://t.co/S0yFGTM4Wa/s/f-kv
9/12
2014
I love my new Otto T-shirt from @clockworkcouture! #steampunk #CephalopodsAreSmart
9/9
2014
Re: Speculoos @montepittman Bad Angel: Try it! It looks good! Good Angel: Tsk, tsk, tsk! It will go straight to your hips and Santa belly.
9/8
2014
"You are the life of any party." There seems to have been some sort of mix-up with my fortune cookie.RT @neiltyson: Some claim the USA is a Christian nation, compelling me to wonder which assault rifle Jesus would choose: the AR-15 or AK-47.
9/7
2014
Hommmmemade soup.
9/6
2014
Nice review of a band I'm liking RT @ElektrikPeople: http://t.co/DnVjl7Kkk6/s/kX_Z http://t.co/rqFfyYkJha/s/LVg_
9/5
2014
Well, hot damn! Stylish, smooth, and so sexy. @yanismarshall choreo feat. Sisco & Kash to Ciara's Ride. http://t.co/PrzJDBChSpOMW! This is fantastic! @BrianFriedman & @YanisMarshall Heels Choreography | Britney Spears “Bre...: http://t.co/ECif9r0VjP via @YouTube
9/1
2014
@DeathsCrowbar You might have a point there. A crutch would bend your book all out of shape. Haha @HarriedWizardA Band Aid is hardly sufficient for the stuff @HarriedWizard gets into in the case files. @DeathsCrowbarJust saw a preview for #AWalkamongtheToombstones. At first I thought it was a preview for #Taken3. @sims
8/29
2014
Phew! This Alkan piano concerto is not messing around. Sounds like four hands sometimes. Marc-Andre Hamelin must be a mutant. @ClassicalKUSC
8/27
2014
@sims Is this where I chime in about how Tatiana Maslany was once again not even nominated?
8/25
2014
@mattwertz Nah, I'm old school, too. My truck has a cassette player as well as a CD player. No 8-track, though, alas.@neiltyson That's what I've been saying!
8/20
2014
Well, hot damn!@TommyJoeRatliff This sounds really good. http://t.co/afcw8Hppch/s/un8H
8/19
2014
We still need to continue asking--are we equals? http://t.co/EqJHRXnGcu
8/17
2014
@qikipedia And what about Jesse?
8/15
2014
@HarriedWizard Forget the potion. Just go as Harry Dresden and hide in plain sight amongst all the people who enjoy your case files.@diegomcgreevy Is the author a woman or trans person who is also questioning sexuality & working through trauma--that would be a grand slam.@qikipedia One extreme to the other, because the kids certainly weren't likely to find a DeLorean in which to trap themselves.
8/14
2014
@neiltyson Which would you rather see--the Super Moon or the Perseids?@HarriedWizard You know Bob's already ogling them anyway. What's the difference? @BadaliJewelry
8/11
2014
@neiltyson How are we going to ensure that nobody, anywhere, ever decides to program emotions or that they don't come together accidentally?
8/9
2014
Dear @GracelandTV -- there's no way Charlie is going surfing on four inch swells.
8/7
2014
@adamlambert You mean all those droplets I've been swiping from my windshield are money/diamonds...from Beyoncé?!
8/2
2014
http://t.co/n8p77QFPnc Things to think about
7/29
2014
My life. I hear "Harry, it's cold out. Fix it," "Dresden, it's too hot. Who'd you PO?" But never "Been months since we saw ghouls. Thanks!"
Retweeted by Lanai T.@Isolde_13 Haha Well, get on it!@Masonglazier It won't be 'til next month, but I will be sure to send you a photo. 😀@Isolde_13 @adamsmadams Let your geek-flag fly! I don't have a 2 BDR house. I have a 1 BDR house with a library.@BambooSpaceship Heeheehee “@Jimllpaintit: Awkward Star Trek orgy - as requested by Sam Wise http://t.co/mlihiOKzx2@Isolde_13 Fantastic! Have you burned any sage yet?@clockwork_ctr Her hearing is on the fritz, clearly.@Masonglazier Nice work! I just got some new pulls for my armoire. Next will be to sand and paint it.@LoriAndJava Except @StevenDehler seems to have forgotten the #underwear and #swimwear that he #models. Suuuurre is #fit, though. #absLast night, I accidentally dumped my bowl of granola cereal in my lap. I looked like I had joined the fetish scene and taken up splosh.
7/25
2014
@sims Have fun! I look forward to your reports from #sdcc
7/22
2014
@qikipedia "PIN number"?! Really, you of all people.
7/16
2014
RT @qikipedia: Now that's a dilemma... http://t.co/i5Wdwg9HmE/s/0NAJ http://t.co/4bW1aSwuEbyour scotch is much more likely to make you hear things. 😉@montepittman That's what I thought about my steak in the pan, but
7/15
2014
Disheartened to hear that Terry Richardson can be rather a cad.
7/12
2014
@AmericanDuchess Thanks! I would have thought bolo ends would be too big, but those look great and a good size.@Isolde_13 That's fantastic! @adamsmadamsInternet Arrrrrrrseholes - When I was a kid, skeezy people used to copy cassette and video tapes - I know, I'… http://t.co/5kBispy4DS
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7/10
2014
Congrats to @kahahuna on being the winner of #ProjectHemlock, selected by producer @EliRoth! http://t.co/V0IZhb6jRz
Retweeted by Lanai T.@qikipedia Fluffy tail = more cleaning power. They like to leap from trees, anyway. Put a deer at the bottom & it'll Cuisinart your venison.@qikipedia Little did they know, they could have used one of those tufted ground squirrels from Borneo & kept the goose from getting dirty.
7/8
2014
A classic and relevant quote from the wise Benjamin Franklin. http://t.co/eOfRY8iqF0 http://t.co/LuBmMufhwz
Retweeted by Lanai T.Penelope: Are all these girls prostitutes? Violet: No, that's just how they dress. Everyone's very proud of their vaginas now. #vicious@KGRojo88 Pockets hanging out the front, cheeks hanging out the back. Ugh.“@ClassicalKUSC: #MahlerMonday! Happy Birthday, Gustav! (b. 7/7/1860) http://t.co/HE4agzFH0W” Looks a bit like John Green @melissaanelli@KGRojo88 Or how about when they cut the shorts short and leave the pockets flapping out of the bottom of the shorts? Ugh@weird_sci I found this video surprisingly pessimistic. He kept saying he didn't think we would ever ___. Well, why not?@Jakeshears @chrismoukarbel Is Toby in a pique today?@Masonglazier some people act like we've got a spare planet in opposite orbit, just on the other side of the sun. Idiots.My column about the #HobbyLobby opening in #Burbank http://t.co/6L3Yz2rNTC
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7/7
2014
The problem is the ostriches who think if they just wish hard enough, teen sex will stop happening @pourmecoffee @aislinntlc @stevesilbermanIf you think fertilized eggs are people but refugee kids aren't, you're going to have to stop pretending your concerns are religious.
Retweeted by Lanai T.Only 5 days until you can watch all ten episodes #HemlockGrove season 2 @netflix (July 11) http://t.co/YX8s8ATTDF
Retweeted by Lanai T.Getting creative http://t.co/baO0j1lAab@Masonglazier Your moves from the disco?Introducing our newest family member #harry #persian #kitten #bluegolden can't wait for him to get old… http://t.co/CxBVfftzKL
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7/6
2014
@adamsmadams Oo...! I haven't been ice skating in ages.@adamsmadams Hi, everybody!! 🙋Something has gone very wrong if we'll pay $5 for a greeting card, $3 for gift wrap, but resent paying more than $2.99 for a book.
Retweeted by Lanai T.@danzr4ever We went and fixed a sandwich while we waited for the picture to load...and prayed there was just one on the page. Haha@LoriAndJava *left the house* You don't really need to rent the place out while you go to a concert.@LoriAndJava Wow! I hope you let the house on Tuesday for the Thursday show. 😨@qikipedia Don't understand the name change. When I meet a Pièrre, I don't tell him he should be called Pete, or Bob, or Elvis.@samsparro OMW!! It's soooo good! And Tatiana Maslany is brilliant. Enjoy!8 days now until #HemlockGrove season two is on @netflix (July 11) http://t.co/sXOVQ08Mbe
Retweeted by Lanai T.Huge Classical Sale at Amoeba stores July 4-6! Half-off red/green tag Classical CDs & vinyl - 3 days only! https://t.co/knBkxmBqPy
Retweeted by Lanai T.@LoriAndJava Eff!! Dee effing traffic!!
7/4
2014
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