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Texas Chick, Wife of a Texas MAN, and best of all a Mom.

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Join Twitter 6/12/10

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@JJWatt is a BEAST! #99 #JJWATT #TEXANS
9/28
2014
#MyWeirdFriend makes me answer every yes or no question with "yes ma'am or no ma'am" did I mention she is 4 years old!!
9/24
2014
The WARM WITH ELEGANCE PEA COAT giveaway starts now! More details to come! Retweet to enter @WhitneyRaeD @KiKiKiara3 http://t.co/xGNqd9TCiy
Retweeted by Wendy Manners
9/4
2014
#monumentour Aug 1st http://t.co/jkBPlHeQEj
8/3
2014
#MONUMENTOUR #falloutboy #awesome http://t.co/vvNljw7LGw
8/2
2014
@petewentz my niece Caitlyn had a blast tonight! #MONUMENTOUR # her1stconcert@petewentz almost time for fallout boy to take the stage! my niece Caitlyn is going to freak out!#MONUMENTOUR@petewentz my niece Caitlyn is in the audience waiting for u! She would freak if u tweeted to her! http://t.co/x9EkYYwQg2@petewentz my niece Caitlyn is in the audience and can't wait for u to take the stage!!!!!!!#MONUMENTOUR
8/1
2014
My step sister hit me in the head with an ashtray because I was folding her laundry! I woke up and all the laundry was folded! #MyDumbFight
7/30
2014
@blakeshelton What does a drunk walrus and ladies at a Tupperware party have in common?
7/19
2014
@KristenTaekman Elvis paid me a visit in the form of a shadow! http://t.co/fUXbcrMFkc
7/17
2014
@KacyCatanzaro you're an inspiration to all women....and short people, lol. I can't Wait to see you make history at #mountmidoriyama
7/14
2014
@petewentz I just bought my niece ! #MONUMENTOUR tickets! She is going to freak out!#August1st
7/13
2014
@blakeshelton What does a drunk walrus have in common with a woman at a Tupperware party?
7/8
2014
#MyWeirdNeighbor once asked me to massage his back with his new back massager. The vibrations made his pants slide down! #buttcrack #Ew!
5/14
2014
I just watched @russellcrowe on #thetonightshow and he JAMED! #impressive #themaninblack #NOAH
3/28
2014
I entered SeaWorld’s 50th Celebration Sweepstakes. Now it’s your turn! #SeaOfSurprises. https://t.co/MAOELRi3HF
3/9
2014
@s_tarver1024 yay!
3/6
2014
The time my sister's ex-boyfriend sent her a letter from prison that said " I think we should start seeing other people"! #awkwardbreakup
3/5
2014
If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars http://t.co/C9U5NOtGap
Retweeted by Wendy Manners
3/2
2014
@DeionSanders is the funniest guest I've seen on #fashionpolice #aintjustslinging #feltupbyjoan
2/28
2014
@jimmyfallon are u still doing #hashtags?
2/26
2014
#misheardlyrics "hold me closer Tony Danza"#misheardlyrics "Big old jet in a line up"
2/19
2014
#Tonightshow was the JAM!@jimmyfallon Congratulations! Your 1st show was the JAM!!! You twerking-not so much! :)
2/18
2014
My toilet flushes,do you wanna go back to my room? #OlympicPickupLines
2/13
2014
My friend was starting a bet at work, she advised to me to bet on #3....#3 Seth Meyers takes over The Tonight Show. #worstadviceIf someone says they love you and you don't feel the same way, say "I love youtube" really fast! #worstadvice
2/5
2014
@stassischroeder the text Tom read is the one you sent from Kristine's phone.@Andy Stassi how do you feel knowing the text Tom read on Jax's phone was the one you sent from Kristin's phone.
1/27
2013
Its so hot that my boobs ran out of sweat! #itssohot@blakeshelton & @mirandalambert u better redneckognize Honey Boo Boo comes on tonight!! #mamajune
7/17
2013
Lol http://t.co/os76EXe1DQ
6/19
2013
@adamlevine will u please give ur biggest fan Kasey Crowel from Texas a shout out on @jimmyfallon tonight?My sister @tinapadar won tickets to see @tatestevensctry next weekend in Crosby, TX with meet and greet passes. She can't wait to meet him!!
6/14
2013
My sister @tinapadar just won tickets to see @tatestevensctry next weekend!!
6/13
2013
I want to go to Mexico with @vgunvalson !!! #WOOTWOOT
6/3
2013
Happy Mothers Day.... http://t.co/ALm2ZZbCCw
Retweeted by Wendy Manners
5/12
2013
Mom: can u stop & get me some paper. Me: college ruled? Mom: no, zigzags. #pothead #momquotes
5/9
2013
@blakeshelton sometimes u should drink water to surprise ur liver!
5/5
2013
@DavidPaulKHOU @jimmyfallon showed your hiccup video on his talk show tonight!
5/2
2013
U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A.! #BOSTON
4/19
2013
Watching #finalfour #michigan game just to see if @jimmyfallon puppy race is 1 step closer to being scientifically proven! #puppypowerFunniest moment of the night...I'm telling crowd trees don't need hugs, lone voice among 5000 people, 'I NEED ONE'...nice one... #UncleSi
Retweeted by Wendy Manners
4/6
2013
I never knew @gin_wigmore existed until tonight- SHE JAMS!!!!
4/5
2013
I want @KeithUrban to call me baby!
3/20
2013
@NeNeLeakes @BrandiGlanville @LisaVanderpump @YolandaHFoster are the only chix worth an hour of my time!
3/10
2013
@JaseDuckman @williebosshog Duck Dynasty time!
2/27
2013
Win a 2013 Chevy Tahoe! http://t.co/vzzV4L1U
1/30
2013
Win a 2013 Chevy Tahoe! http://t.co/vzzV4L1UI seen this & thought of @blakeshelton !! @mirandalambert http://t.co/VBRJn6E6
1/28
2013
Praying for the students at Lone Star College in Houston.
1/22
2013
@blakeshelton ur liver said that joke was lame. But I laughed my Texas ass off!! #teamcountryashell
1/17
2013
@blakeshelton can u get ur dude @adamlevine to send my chick @KCrowel a holler? She was his fan when being his fan wasnt cool! Lmao
1/9
2013
@JJWatt doesn't flush toilets, he scares the sh*t out of them!!!
1/5
2013
Can't go wrong with Stars & Studs! ❤ http://t.co/Py8NEAbo
Retweeted by Wendy Manners
1/4
2013
@tatestevensctry just noticed u are following me! Im so silly, cuz this just made my day! :) Woot! Woot! #richredneck #tatenation@AnaQooks "the old & the restless" lmmfao!! #RHOM Reunion has made Ana my favorite housewife of alltime!!
1/3
2013
@tatestevensctry HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! #richredneck
1/1
2012
@AnaQooks "ur best work was done on ur back" caught me off gaurd, I am still laughing!!!:)
12/27
2012
@DJPaulyD @VINNYGUADAGNINO @snooki @JENNIWOWW im sad! Gonna miss u sick twisted f*ckers!#compliment #lastjerzday@tatestevensctry are u still gonba throw a big party!!! #richredneck #tatenation@tatestevensctry you are about to be a rich redneck!! #tatenation@tatestevensctry are u ready to be a millionaire? #tatenation
12/20
2012
@VinoAlan I heard it in the judges house round. I love the way u sang deep on the word "good", reminded me of Pantera. #bringbackmetal@TheEllenShow I just seen a Christmas Tree drive by with a Smart Car straped to it!Prayers going out for everyone affected by todays events. #PrayForNewtown
12/14
2012
@BravoAndy sweet if @shemarmoore was in a burning building, would u have time fo that?
12/12
2012
@BravoAndy are u & Jason still having issues with ur success?
12/11
2012
@Bethenny scales scare the sh*t out of me! Or maybe its the cleanse pack!! Lo@adamlevine can u give my friend Kasey C. from TX a shout out? It would make her day!!! She doesnt have a twitter acct. But she loves u!!!
12/9
2012
@TheEllenShow Oh Christmas Tree, oh Christmas Tree, why must u run my light bill up?
12/4
2012
@tatestevensctry is going to be a star, whether he wins x factor or not! But he is definately gonna win! #tatenation@adamlevine I need u to do me a favor. Please shave ur face for my friend Kasey! She digs u alot more when u r not "scruffy"! :)
11/29
2012
@TheEllenShow in the darkness & silence the only question that remains is "Who farted?"
11/27
2012
I am THANKFUL for my family, my friends, laughter, love, kindness, every breath I take, & every smile I put on someones face.
11/22
2012
I think "silly" is a silly word!:)
11/21
2012
@TheEllenShow "I heard it through the grape vine". When did grapes start spreading rumors?
11/20
2012
@Pink thanx to ur AMA performance my 3yr old daughter is bouncing off the walls & trying to dance like u!! #ama
11/18
2012
@JJWatt doesnt flush toilets, he scares the sh*t out of them!!!:-) #GAMEDAY #GOTEXANS99
11/11
2012
@snooki @ErIcA_jAnE1789 heartburn should start soon if not already:( u can go into labor anytime after 37wks! lower back pain could =labor
7/27
2012
@crabwizard u blew the competition out of the water this season!
7/24
2012
@KhloeKardashian @JPalacios_92 Nike is "swoosh"
7/23
2012
@snooki just seen a commercial for house shoes. Thought of u! U gotta check them out! http://t.co/hwgcGVsd
7/21
2012
@crabwizard did u ever give up nicotine or is ur calendar covered in ants? :)
7/17
2012
@blakeshelton do u have a tape worm? U know ur supposed to rinse pork b4 u cook it! Lmao
7/13
2012
@danecook why r u getting all "fillasockful" now? Lol get it?
7/10
2012
@BravoAndy @miketyson is hilarious!
7/8
2012
@snooki at both places u had to watch ur back side! Lol
7/5
2012
@KhloeKardashian happy birthday!
6/27
2012
@Bethenny I lost 3lbs with the help of My Skinny Girl Daily Pack! P.S. Scales scare the sh*t out of me- or maybe its the clense pk! Lol
6/18
2012
@Kimzolciak kayden kane kennedy...... KERMIT! LplPlease RT and watch Love In The Wild tonight. 9pm. ET and 8 pm Central. NBC. I'm back, bitches! Whoop whoop!
Retweeted by Wendy Manners
6/5
2012
@WheelofFortune george clooney stars in the descendants@WheelofFortune george clooney stars in the decendants
6/1
2012
@DJPaulyD I though RYAN worked 4 u! So is he like a groupie! Lol jk@Kimzolciak #DBTFTW ur real hair makes u look like a soccer mom, BUT ur wig makes u look FABULOUS!!! #wigalways
5/31
2012
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