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Sarah Smith. @_sarahliz Texas|Arkansas

Lady Sarah Elizabeth of House Smith. First of her name. Caller of Hogs and Master of Sass.

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Joined Twitter 2/24/09

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Raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by allergies ✋ http://t.co/gqBHmCiFtv http://t.co/vsHy6EQ1d2
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.The man cannot throw to first!! @wsmith0630 https://t.co/xxhcUklE1O@OhPhillmore https://t.co/YcTlSqqE7aMy mom said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@FrankieJGrande U go out of your way 2 do a lot of charity. But if U really want 2 make the world a better place, just… go away. #ZING #BB17
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8/27
2015
never yield @billyraycyrus http://t.co/mmzaAuNPFZ
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Im ready for 🍁🍁🍁 🏈 🎃 👻 🍁 🏈🏈 🎃 👻 🍁🍁 🏈 🏈 🎃 👻 🍁 🏈🏈🏈 🎃 👻 🍁 🏈 🏈 🎃🎃🎃👻👻👻
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.#HaltertopFrodo is my new favorite @hogsguy hashtag 😂 https://t.co/XD2w6ZDxFZHow fitting that I'm at the vet on #NationalDogDay 😩
8/26
2015
Gosh, I love this team... https://t.co/WnomOdLeiCWalking on air after that home run! 🙌🏽 http://t.co/jBmlDz9wRX
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.I’m pre-stress stressed, like i’m stressed about the stress that i will be stressed out about for school
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8/25
2015
The Weeknd's song with Ed Sheeran is everything I had hoped it would be and more. 😍🙌🏼 #darktimes #beautybehindthemadnessThe SEC Network is predicting the Hogs to go 10-2 this season. #WooPigOff to New York! Thanks a ton #BachelorNation I am so excited to share this story with you all. Let's Gooo! http://t.co/t6n8mxO7aV
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.RT if your heart stopped when you thought Chris Harrison was about to announce Nick V. as the next bachelor. #AfterParadise #TheBachelor@the_aaronmiller I was just about to message you!! I'm so excited! But also sad that it won't be me :PYou dreams have come true, #BachelorNation! @benhiggi will be #TheBachelor http://t.co/vWRxbVsUvB
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.*frantically pulls my unfinished Bachelor application out of the drawer to finish it*BEN H IS THE NEXT BACHELOR BEN H IS THE NEXT BACHELOR BEN H IS THE NEXT FREAKING BACHELOR!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍I am LOVING @joebaileysego's hair like that! 😍 #AfterParadiseSo hot right now: The Cubs have won 20 of their last 24 games. Not even a Gatorade bath can cool them down. http://t.co/IrDRws8YTh
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.End the homestand in style. #KBoom #Walkoff http://t.co/ITGqti2x0M
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.If your computer freezes, just spaztically click everywhere. That should do the trick.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@CheyenneGurule I went to a back to school party on an outdoor bar patio that I didn't realize was near the river. MOSQUITOS EVERYWHERE 😩
8/24
2015
There are currently over 28 mosquito bites on my legs....I can't stop scratching 😩The Razorbacks are ranked No. 18 in the preseason AP poll > http://t.co/XqT4MwarAk
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.same http://t.co/j2hW0KPxBf
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8/23
2015
IMPORTANT MATH QUESTION: If there are TWO numbers in the middle of a range of numbers, are they comedians?
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.I love Ben H for many reasons but mostly bc he put his seatbelt on for his exit interview in the limo. #MenTellAll http://t.co/pUDLOnqKhY
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@RBreitfeller https://t.co/Oe9NFxLm9CYour Type--Carly Rae Jepsen #anthemPeople: Do you have a boyfriend? Me: https://t.co/B20mHFj41c
8/22
2015
White coat official 👌🏼 @ UAMS College of pharmacy white coat ceremony https://t.co/xSNy1dTOOoMe when that student loan direct deposit hits my bank account in a few days. https://t.co/oYXHzkIjju
8/21
2015
When you tweet something fire and no one retweets it. http://t.co/Dc2dAyayky
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.When you say something funny in the group chat and nobody replies https://t.co/9YasvKMNPI
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@_JRay23 https://t.co/jUgIoKqWc6"Do you wanna go for a-" http://t.co/6M0O1GG4GF
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@annachristman I want to go!!This is something I would catch my dog doing.... https://t.co/SxRLlXhys7@annachristman WHAT WHEN WHERE 😱
8/20
2015
@cassidyjordan21 https://t.co/UImFf1XZFMSo many snapchat stories from Jose's tonight and I'm not there. 😢 #imissfay
8/19
2015
working on it ✈️ http://t.co/85JnJeoUIo
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@benhiggi You know...Little Rock, AR is only 2 hours from Memphis. You should come see what the Natural State has to offer! ☺️@toddfernandez She came on the episode of Hart of Dixie I was watching the other day and this was my face 😒😒😒Studying for trivia tonight by watching a mini Cash Cab marathon. 🚕💵💲@andygrammer Come have a drink with me and my friends tonight at the Flying Saucer before your show! it's right across the streetNo love. Honeydont & Cantanope. #stopbadfruit http://t.co/GTLQR9AmBC
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8/18
2015
The Rangers waste so much Gatorade though. Beltre ain't having it! 😝WALKOFF WALK LOL 😂 #RangersIf you're always looking for something better then you'll definitely lose something great
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.when u finally find some tots but u get caught :/ https://t.co/GntWSq1S8z
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Derek Holland will start for the Rangers on Wednesday! #WelcomeBack http://t.co/oCpBgZ0ecl
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Please no. https://t.co/NlsdNM9elD"English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though." — University of Notre Dame
Retweeted by Sarah Smith."Pro tip: you will never, ever watch those videos you recorded of that concert you were at." — Cornell
Retweeted by Sarah Smith."My boyfriend is like a trampoline. I don't have a trampoline." — University of Otago
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8/17
2015
Literal chills after watching @edsheeran's Wembley special! So so proud 😭Ohhh @joebaileysego....I had such high hopes for you. 😩 #justlikeeveryotherguy #BachelorInParadiseMegan: In every relationship, Ive been cheated on & I don't want that *chooses JJ (who cheated on his wife) for a date*😒 #BachelorInParadiseWe live in the age of the front-facing camera. So WHY are mirror selfies still a thing?!?@Jwillpart2 praying for a speedy recovery! this is still your year!! :)
8/16
2015
Those Chicago @Cubs are so hot right now! #NineInARow 🔥🔥🔥 http://t.co/5kDFD9MM67And thus ends the longest God Bless America recital of all time.
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.I have yet another sinus infection. 😷 GREAT.I have a bad habit of seeing people for who they could be instead of who they really are
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8/15
2015
If you're counting, the #Cubs have won 14 of their last 15 games. #DontStopNowBoys http://t.co/EE6tadCKXt
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.I love the @Cubs uniforms today! Simple and classy. 👌🏼Lion cub napoleon shows off his mighty roar 😻 http://t.co/8uiMfmoVyV
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8/14
2015
Still not over it... https://t.co/xkCDRBFyKoThat was the chance to get Vanessa out, ya dingus!! #BB17Johnny Mac is looking FINE tonight. 😍👌🏼 #BB17John- What do you want? Julie- Please cast your vote to evict. John- I vote to evict Shelli. Julie- Thank you. John- Yeah, whatever #BB17
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.It's #DoubleEviction night! 😁😁😁 #BB1723 soul-crushing problems only left-handed people understand #lefthandersday http://t.co/fOJprU4dUz http://t.co/le7gvTpvfk
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.First day of pharmacy classes is in the books! 👍🏼
8/13
2015
Anthony Rizzo jumped on the tarp to make on of the most ridiculous catches of the year https://t.co/I8rkqRJIIR
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8/12
2015
The Joe/Juelia edit on tonight's #BachelorInParadise made me CRINGE. It's unfortunate that most guys in the real world do the same thing...i am....disgusted https://t.co/ZrPtDAjLm9
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Just wanna remind everyone that, a song with the lyrics "if I was invisible, I would just watch you in your room" were in a hit song. Later!
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Ran into my fav professor from the UofA in Little Rock today & she introduced me to her daughter as "the best student she's ever had." 💁🏼
8/9
2015
I'm sooo excited for the rest of the world to hear @TheRoadsBelow's new tunes!! Toooooo good @philsbh 👌🏼👌🏼They're building a children's hospital in NWA and the timing is absolutely PERFECT. 👌🏼He's no longer a member of the 25-and-under #squad. Happy birthday, @ARizzo44! http://t.co/C4a9GK1eBr
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8/8
2015
This vine of Mariah Carey posing while her child is dragged away from her is iconic http://t.co/R0gPUVHSZQ https://t.co/KTOXirSjJD
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@JonathanKWeaver I'd be ecstatic if we got Cruz back!!YES. We're getting the gang back together!! @Rangers https://t.co/wAe6dvCyyWLOVED the subtle Texarkana shoutout in the new Vacation movie! ☺️Currently obsessed. http://t.co/aIeUDvWt7RI'm glad someone enjoys my humor! 😂 https://t.co/7y0t1Hupre"If trump gets elected president, there will be hell toupee." — USC
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@ItsTed__93 jealous 😩😩😩R.I.P to all the “we have to hangout this summer”s that never happened
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8/7
2015
@cassidyjordan21 why couldn't Chester be like this?! https://t.co/rMRQqJ78JwIs it bad that everyone else is tweeting about the GOP debate and I'm here like "BIG BROTHER EVICTION NIGHT YAAAASSS" #BB17
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.Clay with that Canadian tuxedo tonight. Just....no. 😒 #BB17 #doubledenimschool starts in a couple weeks and I’m waking up at noon idk how im going to fix this
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8/6
2015
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