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Sarah Smith @_sarahliz Texas/Arkansas

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@ranceypants i know you're still kind new to twitter so i'll help you out....following me is the only way to get verified.@RBreitfeller if you had to guess, what year would this be??HAHAHA oh bless @RBreitfeller's father for posting this gem on Facebook earlier. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ http://t.co/AODodQY9yc@meagancarlisle WHY U NO fill at mine or @Clara_Michelle's pharmacies? Are we not hot enough for you?? 😭😭😭@_jmerrigan The Blacklist on Netflix@kaylajordan99 #worthit Who knows when they'll be back?!@kaylajordan99 doooo it!!!@kaylajordan99 β€œ@skyhooktheband: Can't wait to play McKinney, TX tonight! Just soundchecked at Hope Fellowship and we're pumped.”Retweet and follow for a chance to win a free Comfort Colors t shirt AND a Chick Fil A gift card! Winners picked @ 12 http://t.co/rTMlRtOUKb
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Retweeted by Sarah Smith@michael_schlact I needed this right now. Thank you ☺️Raise your hand if you're missing those Rangers back to back World Series runs something fierce right about now. #HitThatFluxCapacitorMayne
Retweeted by Sarah SmithIf you think making jokes about a disease that is killing thousands of people is funny, you should probably think again.@davieferraro haha I'm happy for yall though! Hopefully they can keep the momentum going against the Angels@davieferraro that doesn't explain how they lost their lead in the AL West!! Haha@JNEM412 hey you....HUSH IT.@the_aaronmiller Hahaha you're right. I'll let you have your moment. :P I'm just a bitter ole Rangers fan stuck in the past here.@the_aaronmiller it's all about being hot at the right time...they'll get destroyed by the Angels though...Honestly thought the A's were a lock to win the AL when I went to a game earlier this year. WHAT HAPPENED.
Bad days are a wonderful reminder of how badly we need Jesus.
Retweeted by Sarah SmithIs anyone currently taking microbiology??@shayna_fuentes @kaitlyntwalls TWO EPISODES IN AND IM HOOKED!
@LUVBBW Sweater Weather in a ScentPortable for my car pleaseeeee. Would be incredible.Never forget that before @ItBoyMatt was mega-famous on Vine, he was serenading me and my friends at concerts. 😏 http://t.co/Xg7pv4DjUxIn need of a serious pick-me-up right now. This night has been the rotten cherry on top of what has already been an awful week.According to this highly scientific Buzzfeed quiz, I will be rooting for the @Pirates in this year's playoffs... http://t.co/Ft4RoMFd1SI need new shows to watch on Netflix. This week of no work is going to kill me without it! Who's got suggestions?Oooh shots fired! β€œ@MattMcCutchen: @_sarahliz @Starbucks they don't make coffee, they make money”@standtallsamgol well someone else knows the secret then 😳The phone in the Union keeps ringing. I suspect @standtallsamgol...No #NationalCoffeeDay specials from @Starbucks?! They are a coffee place, right?
Making it my personal goal to wear yoga pants/sweats every day this week. #senioritis #dontcare ✌️IT'S BROOKLYN NINE-NINE TIME!! πŸ™Œ #Brooklyn99PremiereGirl, if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U & 2 right in the trash. Just really don't like them.
Retweeted by Sarah SmithCongrats on a brilliant career and thanks for everything, Derek. We will miss watching you play. #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/DWuDbwjtV6
Retweeted by Sarah SmithBears WR Brandon Marshall will play today vs Packers. http://t.co/xvj3ojtPY6
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I'm ready for the steady hum of revving motorcycle engines to be out of my ears and out of my life.sums up my life http://t.co/YeUBiaXS5q
Retweeted by Sarah SmithPlayed a scared 4th quarter.... Can't win doing that!
Retweeted by Sarah Smith@theJillianK Send me a pic. I may know him 😏My heart doesn't handle OT well...AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! OI OI OI!!Smells like Team Spirit! Reveille, The Mascot for Texas A&M, stopped by to see @Tusk_UA! cc: @jefflongUA @ChrisFreet http://t.co/oRvELsfNuU
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@theJillianK you're off the hook for now. @ChickfilA hooked me up with that soup and salad combo@theJillianK you da best.@theJillianK bring me someeeeSome chicken soup would be fantastic right now. 🍲My Patronus is a corgi.
Retweeted by Sarah SmithStarbucks preaching TRUTH! πŸ™Œ β€œ@Starbucks: Spice up your spiceβ€”add 2 pumps #PSL sauce to a grande classic chai. #PumpkinChai πŸ‚β€One of these hipsters on the bus talking about music shows needs to marry me. Right now. 😍
I've been in this doctor's examination room for wayyyy too long now. http://t.co/erG0HGA6SU#Tbt http://t.co/O5bWbIKpcp
Retweeted by Sarah SmithThey are playing some EPIC classical music in the Tech Center this morning. I feel like I'm in Swan Lake or something.Running a fever. Awesome.
It's kind of funny that @standtallsamgol thinks he's going to beat me in this Facebook poke war. #nopeFirst day of fall was yesterday and my allergies hit me like a wrecking ball. 😷
Note to self: never self-diagnose using WebMD. Apparently I have lyme disease."That's Barb." "Oh, Barb like the elephant." "That's Babar, you dum dum." #newgirl
Retweeted by Sarah SmithMe whenever it smells really bad on the Orange bus. (all the time) http://t.co/5FwwWEUl81SLAY @tyleroakley SLAY. πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
Watching the season premiere of The Big Bang Theory counts as studying for my physics exam tomorrow, right?Me when the Orange bus is too crowded in the morning. http://t.co/7XF7tVFwQZWhen you're trying to stay mad but then someone cracks some quality banter http://t.co/kfNE1tIiXR
Retweeted by Sarah Smith.@edsheeran & @macklemore performing "Same Love" is the duet you didn’t know you needed http://t.co/P4dKYRlGDZ
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My nail polish changes color whenever my hands get cold. Coolest thing ever. http://t.co/f5j31rLPpyUnlocking every iPhone at once http://t.co/onlZrAEmWB
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Mike from Taco Bell is my new favorite. #wazzzzzzzappppp
Can't wait to watch some Razorback football with my parents tomorrow!! πŸ˜πŸ‘Words cannot express my rage right now because I can't see Bill Nye tonight...For the past 3 days, someone's Siri has gone off in every single one of my classes. EVERY SINGLE ONE. Control your fingers people!@RBreitfeller @OhPhillmore β€œ@BuzzFeed: FINALLY an answer to the "HIMYM" pineapple mystery http://t.co/LcchTUsd1P http://t.co/xUPewZKQmr”Can Alan Rickman be the next Siri?
Retweeted by Sarah Smithi just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
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Sorry, I'm way too tired to do anything tonight. I just need to take a shower, get to bed early, then look at stuff on my phone until 4 AM.
Retweeted by Sarah SmithYou give me butterflies. I give them back. Please stop handing me insects, it's really weird.
Retweeted by Sarah Smithhave a jazzy thursday http://t.co/B4o5W6NTtH
Retweeted by Sarah SmithI dare you to tell me a song that's more fun to belt at the top of your lungs than this one. http://t.co/acScrhiNQMRemember to turn your clocks back an hour today if you want them to be wrong.
Retweeted by Sarah SmithI'm the idiot wearing long sleeves, a raincoat, and rain boots in this beautiful weather. I swear it was raining earlier!!It's not even 7:30 yet and I'm already on campus for the day. UGH.College is nice. You can wear the same shirt two days in a row if you have to because your MWF people don't know about your TR life
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My application for pharmacy school is DONE. All that's left is to hit that "Submit" button. #freakingout #thisistoorealI bet updating your phone to iOS 8 loads the entire U2 album collection to your phone which is why you needed 5.9 GB free for the update.About to update my phone to iOS 8!It smells like dirty diapers, BO, and urine on the orange bus right now. #publictransportationprobsThe only thing better than going to bed is going back to bed.
Retweeted by Sarah SmithMy best friend @RBreitfeller has watched the entire first season of Game of Thrones in the span of about 24 hours. I am so proud!!
"Are you wearing tap shoes?" "I got them at the Goodwill! I thought they were just really shiny dress shoes!" #NewGirl"How I feel about going to class everyday." http://t.co/a1O1wDmMvp
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If I had to list the artists I wanted to load their album for free to my iCloud, U2 would be 2nd to last on that list...right before Pitbull@_sarahliz Your cover photo is froot loops. #frootloopdingus #reasonswhywearefriends
Retweeted by Sarah SmithA HUGE shoutout goes out to @KjzpJill for retweeting my last tweet! I've never seen so many favorites/RTs in my life!! ☺️
Oh how I've missed Zach and Donny!! #BB16 #JuryFuryI kind of love this! β€œ@RKoehler54: Arkansas Fight Song (Bluegrass Version) http://t.co/aLr8YDVUYH”Devastating news for the Cowboys today, as Tony Romo woke up feeling great.
Retweeted by Sarah SmithArkansas ranks 2nd nationally with 1,086 rushing yards and 362.0 rushing yards per game #WPS #NeverYield
Retweeted by Sarah Smith@ALittleLes_ it's from this video πŸ˜‚ http://t.co/4Bfp5Qj4Ol
RT for Bielema FAV for Kingsburry http://t.co/x5QuZl3VWg
Retweeted by Sarah SmithHECK of a game by @Jwillpart2 and @Budda03!! #proudofyall πŸ—πŸˆ
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