Personal Stylist for @Jhilburn. Keeper of the @minismith's. Married to @whale, who can fulfill all your web geekery needs.
Does anyone want to babysit our awesome bulldog August 11-16? You'll get access to a free pool at our apartment!! @whale
@whale This should be called "Introvert's Heaven" pillow ;D LOVE!!!
Anyone have a crib we can borrow for awhile? The new apt & sharing a room w/ the boys has made Lu a night roamer. We need confinement again.
OH B & L playing Minecraft: "You know if you don't share that, I'll just kill you and take it. That's just how life works." Uuuuum.
"FAT SOUNDS AWESOME. LET'S GET FAT" Bwhahaha!! Texts from dogs.... http://t.co/U5o5Cm8Ucz
@capitallyfrugal speaking of frugal, have you seen this @RelayFoods giveaway? It's kind of crazy. $500+ in groceries http://t.co/9hKosNwhCJ@poshbrood Have you seen this @RelayFoods $500+ in organic local groceries? Thought it might be a great fit for PoshBrood followers :)@Red_Tricycle Have you seen this @RelayFoods deal for $500+ in groceries? Might be fun for your followers.
Brilliant idea for a puppy...who hasn't learned not to pee on her bed :P Now we just toss the insides in the wash! http://t.co/wdM9Aieftl
Lego Movie Blooper Reel. SO FUNNY!!! We've watched this at least a dozen times today :P https://t.co/B2IydJprjX
Our sitter is moving & we're trying to find someone to help during the week/one weekend night. Ping me or @whale if you know of anyone!!
Just found this selfie on my phone of the boys and their newly crafty Lego jewlery 😜 (w/ Brighton & Levi) [pic] — https://t.co/KRmGS4bLW2
I guess my 6am rant about throwing away all their Legos if they couldn't stop… (w/ Brighton & Levi) [pic] — https://t.co/PLX5XpS0z5
Quote of the day via @BrightonSmith: "Mama, NOTHING is impossible with...Lego bricks." I bet Jesus had a laugh :)
@f1fe Not a fan either, but it's better than knee-high boots/mini skirts. This trend to make our daughters look like mini-me's is disturbing
I want my little girl to actually look like a LITTLE GIRL, NOT a teen. Modern advertising makes me feel like I'm in the minority on this :(
@_carmensmith You will be too :) WE MISS YOU!!! No one compares to our Carmen :)
Can't leave Austin without a 1am food truck run. Mmm, kimchi tacos FTW. [pic] — https://t.co/GlW4PBuLNb
Pharcyde concert with the siblings ❤️ (with Emily and Johnny at The Belmont) [pic] — https://t.co/fmo5jHicwd
@mandymerritt @MichelleRSuarez We'd be available again on Thursday or Friday, whichever works best for you, Mandy :)@MichelleRSuarez @mandymerritt Sure! I'll be picking up B at 3pm from school which is in West GVL, so just let us know where to meet up :)@JacksonAlexandr Awesome! Hope you have a great time! It's an incredible event :)@MichelleRSuarez @mandymerritt Let's do it! Maybe tomorrow before or after naps? What works for you all? We could do the park or our house?
@mandymerritt @chrismerritt Ditto for @whale :*( We'll have to have a playdate with the kiddos to keep us sane!@whale Aren't you glad I stopped by twitter today to check out #batdad updates ;)@whale Ummm, I don't think you were the one who ever bought filters. But yes, *I* am stoked about Filter Easy now :) Heehee....
Does anyone have the 1994 version of The Little Rascals that we could borrow? If so, ping me or @whale :)
The just-because-we're-all-sick-and-need-homemade-chocolate-cake cake.… (w/ Brighton, Levi, & 2 others) [pic] — https://t.co/IU1AQc6Mpp
Happy birthday to an amazing father, an adoring husband and the best friend a girl could ask… (w/ Matthew) [pic] — https://t.co/FbnQyO7vHO
I can't believe it's been EIGHT YEARS. Time flies. Happy Birthday B! (with Brighton) [pic] — https://t.co/OSfspFXY47
Daddy's girl. (with Brighton, Levi, and 2 others) [pic] — https://t.co/aVEANaIMZy
Does anyone have a portable car dvd player we could borrow for 2wks? We have a 6+hr drive on Saturday & just sold our Pilot w/ dvd player :(
If anyone wants to do the Spinx Half Marathon LET ME KNOW! I got a $50 rate for being a GTC member & can transfer my bib. I'll be in TX :(
We're looking for a nanny 6-12hrs/wk starting this fall. Days/hours are flexible. Just need some time to get things done w/o 3 kids in tow.
"The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not walk through the valley of the shadow of death." - Wait... that's not it. :\
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@mattdonovan @radiopoet @mrsblankenship @JamieTheVWM She's pretty much my favorite blogger ever these days ;)I love this as much as it terrifies me, that I'll have teenage boys someday. But in the meantime, self-control. Word. http://t.co/tgOfdBGcQcFirst ponytail. She's getting too big 😢 (with Lucy) [pic] — https://t.co/c0mBYQQy1x
@britthildreth We are, but we're kind of waiting on getting our current home listed first since homes are going so fast these days!It took having my third child before I realized I have absolutely NO CLUE how to be a mom. Today I might just resign.@MarcoSuarez I hate ours. We spent almost $800 and it's the worst bed I've ever slept on. My shoulders hurt every morning :(@chrismerritt Must be why they're stealing homeschool curriculum out of my packages...they must have an ebay side business to make extra $$
Transfixed by a TED talk on cells. Raising nerds is hard work. (with Brighton, Levi, and Lucy) [pic] — https://t.co/ichnPayQpv
@mandymerritt @chrismerritt Oh my gosh! That's amazing!! I wish we had someone to watch our kids for 7 days! You two have fun :)"Woah Mama, you MUST be fat! You weigh more than Levi and me put together!" Thanks for the encouragement, son. (with Brighton)Homeschooling mamas: I'm torn between Classical Conversations & a regular co-op. CC seems crazy intense, but do you love it??
Homemade sushi night. (with Matthew) [pic] — https://t.co/xJN5VD801U
There is just NOTHING like Family Beach Week ❤ (with John and Brighton at Pawleys Island) [pic] — http://t.co/DnRTwFzCnj
Family school pretty much rocks. ❤ (with Lucy, Brighton, and Levi) [pic] — http://t.co/HBk0cbq84I
"WAIT, you had to talk on a phone that was connected to a WALL when you were little!?! That is so weird." #thenextgeneration (with Brighton)
I miss cheese...and beer...and Jimmy Johns :*( #glutendairyfree
GVL families, we're in desperate need of a regular babysitter once a week since our community group no longer has childcare. HELP!!
We're looking for a regular babysitter on Sundays from 4:30-7:30pm. Any takers?
@jamesmiller If Homeland Security needs my 1st grade reading & math curriculum so badly, I'm even more scared about the state of our gov't.@scottgreenwood @USPS I was there when it was delivered. The scariest thing is it was stamped for "inspection" so this was done AT the P.O.!This is the second time we've received an @usps package of ours that has been opened and items have been removed!!Over $200 of our homeschool curriculum, including my binder w/ all records for this yr, were missing from my @usps box that arrived today :(
Does anyone have a waffle iron they don't use that they'd want to donate to the Smith clan? ;)
Levi: "Mama! My belly doesn't hurt when I eat anymore!" That's not a small thing, people. That is HUGE! #glutendairyfreeFTW
Me: "Blergh, I don't want to exercise today." Brighton: "Then you'll be dead before you can be a grandmother for MY kids!" #oddmotivation