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@DominiqueAnsel Grammercy Park now?All are welcome. I press endorse like no other. Holler. https://t.co/do4UylDcqV"Look, there's three dirty Elmos," said a father with a Midwestern twang to his son on the bus while pointing towards Times Square."Maybe it's the reincarnation of someone who wanted to be president" muses @lukerussert about the wild White House fox. "Maybe it's Nixon."Where were you last night @mfortki? http://t.co/GRPrSrOfqs #leadsuspect#surveillance #selfie [West 4th Street Station] http://t.co/1s3tvJSlYNIf Jesus had any say in the matter, I doubt "good" is the word he'd choose to describe the Friday on which he was used as a dartboard.
@misskjohnston Yeah. Totally. Nothing like it. LOL“@ANIMALNewYork: Brooklyn Artist Ballin' http://t.co/qQrzEGmRW4 http://t.co/mN5Boo9WBF” Great recap of #BKArtistsBall by @mfortkiFake-ass Flatiron Building. [West Village] http://t.co/h9GbiZW9fV“@ANIMALNewYork: We're taking this shit way back. https://t.co/uwstngkGeM #FTW #TBT” Our only friend is @Myspace not even @myspacetom.Check out the electric car Liam Neeson is absolutely going to hate: http://t.co/ajORUCU2IO It's what is being proposed to replace the horses@NYPD106Pct Welcome back asshole.Media trolling hard with this CCTV footage of Banksy. More accurate headline: Did CCTV Capture Banksy's Rented Van Pulling Up To a Gate?Riders who yell "hold it, hold it, hold it" while trying to catch a train should be sterilized. Hundreds of people on subway > One dumb assJETSKI [Bushwick] http://t.co/p6dNdgQC22Artist Coby Kennedy: Brooklyn warrior, American hero http://t.co/hK1TT6DdktMissouri: a Southern or Midwestern State?http://t.co/Skom76SuQB Just one of the dozens of debates on the matter.
baby's first parting shot http://t.co/owkJcNOKzL
Retweeted by Bucky TurcoI commissioned gizmtaxtc to paint a 3'x3' canvas. Here's how it came out. Fresh to death! #gizhttp://t.co/gOEEF4jswC@BrianAbrams You did it wrong. Edit: Hipster guilty of smoking Hipster weed, driving home in Hipster car with Hipster baby on Hipster roof5 Reasons Why It's Okay for That Old Bloke To Remove Banksy's "Mobile Lovers" and Sell It http://t.co/HaJLW4xoWR http://t.co/hVMv1QvjKE
Retweeted by Bucky Turco@BrianAbrams LOL@dogstoevsky I'd say that's up for debate. Plus, they act like the South and share same values.The U.S. should make a deal with Russia: trade the South for Crimea. I can't see how we'd miss it after reading this: http://t.co/i53FYrGWacLet's all take a minute and try to do something this amazing at some point in our lives: http://t.co/BNxFqN9ZnQ
Retweeted by Bucky TurcoDear Liam Neeson, fuck off. http://t.co/QA7t26U5DpFast food chain is re-releasing one of it's fast food products and... Wait, that's not news.Major subway etiquette violator. As if that one backpack isn't big enough, dude got another one attached to it. http://t.co/yf7DAfRdXaNYPD disbands Muslim spy unit, finally figures out they can learn more about that community through Yelp than undercover officers.@iamyaz They were delusional but were seemingly harmless. Their ban on outright photo taking made my job so tough.Random guy's hand reaching for coffee at Canal Street station. http://t.co/fXr9OvWJlO
"I Ruv You 🐶💕 Vine by Oliver & Shellie - Follow for more #Bestanimalvines" Best thing on the internet. https://t.co/kvChVUHyhzWatching Russian media is like watching Fox News, on every channel: "24-hour vortex of alarmist proclamations..." http://t.co/Sze8ba1T1K?“@CynthiaWenslow: Clayton Patterson, Rebel and #Photographer, Plans to Leave the LES for Europe - http://t.co/PMqHP2J5w2” Sounds pretentiousBuddha! https://t.co/6NmwAy8d7G@daweiner I only saw ESB helicopter alert. If you have a link please send.@buckyturco Taking pics or something. There was an alert yesterday.
Retweeted by Bucky TurcoPlanes flying way low over Lower Manhattan (I assume cause of cloud cover?). http://t.co/JUxSHODn7gBox truck group show. http://t.co/pwRAjk9ZvA
@Sethrogen Yo homie. We sent your handlers an email from @ANIMALNewYork about a stellar idea. Holler.@brigode Fair enough. But these joints are FIRE! KRS x Just-Ice http://t.co/wA0FfXjlQ1 & Steady B http://t.co/8itwHyrmrv@brigode BDP!When I went to KKK thing with @hamiltonnolan-who I think was trying to defect-we heard their BS theology for an hour: http://t.co/fN3Wco36CtIf a Muslim man shot up a Jewish center, would we call him an Arab supremacist? KKK believes U.S. is new Jerusalem. It's terrorism.White supremacist: a PC term for Christian terrorist.Irish hijab. Alternate caption: be happy you have a job that's not this. http://t.co/zaxexekNII@dogstoevsky @moneyries And to think http://t.co/wYaui72gCX doesn't even have me on their radar.There's no way this http://t.co/dGWelcm9KR is fitting inside a vagina. I'm calling bullshit on the #USAirways photo.@USAirways Way worse is the lack of leg room on your flights.This video proves that THESE kids are dumb. Not all kids. Because most kids nowadays, are pretty tech savvy: http://t.co/kMLg1NGGoo@streetartnews http://t.co/OSwZbrDNeT Where'd you get that bit about the van? Should you be crediting a news source or did you guys witness?@AndrewHClark Right. He WAS a world leader. So you'd think he could source his images from somewhere besides first results of Google. #lazy@AndrewHClark Yeah disdain for an intellectually lazy artist. We gave a similar critique to George Zimmerman & Shepard Fairey. Stop crying.@AndrewHClark He's an artist. It's called a critique. Grow some balls.@RYOTnews You reported that Banksy confirmed both pieces on his website. I only see that he confirmed one. Do you have additional info?I profiled graffiti artist Plasma Slugs for @ANIMALNewYork http://t.co/ZMStyECTDR“@metronewyork: Brooklyn artist makes weapons out of NY street signs http://t.co/KuvQ8D0uF9" photo: @aymanndotcom” text: @mfortki
"@OtisCollege: #Compton Unified at the Kite Fest http://t.co/AvPbKhiw9y" #mellowkite @hyperallergic @rogergastman @buckyturco
Retweeted by Bucky Turco"American Flag With Wedgie," 42nd Street, 2014. http://t.co/7hAvm5koIZ
Tilted back Elmo head looking like a Russian hat. http://t.co/gzasBjm5Hz
@lizzieohreally Oops. Bigger than his HEAD!Saw a dude on the E train whose Samsung Galaxy phone was bigger than his dead.Green light. http://t.co/6FkbJLRqFk“@thomaskaplan: Air Cuomo gives a lift to the mayor: @BilldeBlasio & @Chirlane flew w/ Cuomo on a state helicopter..." Were they speeding?@brianvan @lenaisok First they fucked everyone with Yahoo login requirement. Then they took a simple UI and made it the bastard it is today.Remember when Flickr was usable?All I'm going to say about this latest hip hop beef is that 40 Glocc is the worst name ever.Christ, it tweets. MT @RoscoeBedBugDog: @buckyturco I hear it all the time- whenever my @BellEnviromntl car drives by. -R@THEKIDMERO That ain't a South Pole ad?The Bryant Park subway station essentially double as a science lab for rust, mold, and urban stalactites: http://t.co/DFm2GaTdKSYet... RT @fotojulie Arrival in nyc of @ggreenwald. No arrest made. #nytimes. http://t.co/nOwy61bYdnRIP STAY HIGH http://t.co/WPxkzlAnMX
Shout out to @Intelius. "Live in the know.""You don't speak English?", "Habla Espanol?", "Whatever we don't sell to cops anyway." -Worst tourist bus ticket seller ever to me just now."It's not what you say that matters. It's what people hear." MT @FrankLuntz Art critics vs. George Bush paintings http://t.co/Tc97H2eV3fTupac tribute. SEEDR http://t.co/ZT1Pt5zNII@jonathanmartino @MattRod Are you saying I made a joke you didn't find funny but that sheds light on the insensitivity of the media? Crazy.Even at the height of the bedbug epidemic, I never heard a fellow New Yorker ask: "Where's Rosco?"
@MattRod The crazy part is that some mouth breathers couldn't tell if it was a joke or not.A woman in Texas called police because the weed she bought was schwag: http://t.co/JMCGnYelr9 (Note to millennials: that's schwag not swag.)@GeorgeBaileyDog You missed one of my favorites: http://t.co/qsfNdG8S3t@allisonkilkenny Mainstream-y and tabloid-y. You are just a bundle of surprises.@allisonkilkenny Not mad. Just surprised you would use such an inane word, since you're more likely to be typecast as a hipster than me.How come libtards are so unwilling to discuss #Benghazi every second of every day until eternity?@allisonkilkenny @versharma @MattBors Allison: You, a person with tattoos & who covered Occupy, uses the word hipster? So mainstream of you.Google image search sirens. RT @DRUDGE_REPORT W. Bush's paintings all based on GOOGLE images? http://t.co/sox2N4EQKr@SnarkParty @ROCKWITHBECK Don't you have some vaginal wands that need recharging? I'm done playing in the mud. Go get some jobs.@ROCKWITHBECK @SnarkParty @mfortki Do you dummies, the ones who don't believe in evolution and climate science, called it a "scandal."@ROCKWITHBECK @SnarkParty @mfortki Listen. I don't expect much of George W. either. He was arguably the worst president ever. It'll be ok@SnarkParty @ROCKWITHBECK @mfortki No. It makes you a George W. Bush sycophant.So many neocons are upset about the George W. Bush - Google story. Chill bros. Here's ya go: Benghazi! Benghazi! Benghazi! Benghazi!@SnarkParty @ROCKWITHBECK @mfortki With all the real scandals to plague his presidency, this hardly qualifies. It's just intellectually lazy@ROCKWITHBECK @mfortki Benghazi! Benghazi! Benghazi! Benghazi! Benghazi! Benghazi! Benghazi! Benghazi! Benghazi! Benghazi! Benghazi!THIS ARTICLE IS SO STUPID AND MAKES NO SENSE > @mfortki > GEORGE W. BUSH SOURCED ALL HIS PAINTINGS FROM GOOGLE http://t.co/AErHPsDJyM
Retweeted by Bucky TurcoUnder no exceptions will there be an acceptance. http://t.co/L5KvrR9dHN
When you jump on your own dick, you're bound to fuck yourself. (Ancient wisdom motherfuckers!)@elivalley Not so sure about that. I feel like Shepard Fairey's adaptation of the Manny Garcia photo was totally transformative. This, meh.It appears that George W. Bush pulled a Shepard Fairey, but didn't even make it look cool (or transformative): http://t.co/y0X6uPg4F1"Terrible Ideas Hackathon" produces absurd, useless projects: http://t.co/JTue14inv2 via @ANIMALNewYork @cushac
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