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Mostly nonsense, occasionally stamping out microbiological inumeracy, making food safer, and making podcasts.

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@FoodRiskGuy @benjaminchapman @LetendreDan details, all details. Seriously, this would be a good podcast discussion.@johnroderick was seventh-grade you as clever as you remember?
7/22
2014
@lexfri nope, leftover pizza is one of the safest foods you could eat.It's not like there's anybody that @lexfri could ask about the safety of leftover pizza. 😝 #citizenfoodsafety http://t.co/rt4NOH3PCZ@agendaperson @johnroderick you'll shoot your eye out!@SarahThyre a butt butler cozy?@shmit yup.@shmit or bridges etc. which is the good @drdrang's expertise. Or food poisoning, which is mine ;)Customer service. Nice one, @drdrang. http://t.co/9cahyAuRzjI've convinced @benjaminchapman of the importance of the median infectious dose. Lots more food safety people to convince, @LetendreDanBig Food Is Not The Enemy http://t.co/zRHZcOVTuG #instapaper
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@lexfri @dmoren @notplayingcast Yes! Cc: @hotdogsladies @danbenjamin@barfblog casserole?
7/21
2014
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Retweeted by Don SchaffnerAdventure time #citizenfoodsafety http://t.co/kWOcF1x2a8How often do I make chemistry jokes?... Periodically.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@thelancearthur zamboni driver!@ibogost @GlennF it’s a short list as Joe Jackson published in 1982. http://t.co/xo64yakIkD@alyankovic My mom posted a link to Word Crimes on Facebook. *That’s* the true measure on success.@lexfri That can’t be real. You are not wearing the hat, c.f. http://t.co/HJkoxFzrG7@GlennF Burning Pear #removealetterruinabandTwo points re: my new @studioneat ice kit: I need bigger glasses and that chisel is *really* sharp (note band-aid). http://t.co/r36TSKufVzAnd then the long-ago people, in what they would call an “irony”, were finally smothered, buried under their own renewable tote bags.
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerMerlin Mann - Who moved my brain? Still a great and useful talk by @hotdogsladies. http://t.co/CAwgcinK6u@benjaminchapman exactly.@benjaminchapman Alas no, more like how all this shit doesn't work. Over and over again.@benjaminchapman I've convinced an upcoming visitor to spend his time in my lab doing a meta-analysis of all the literature data like this.@benjaminchapman plus I hear Pizza kills Norovirus, right?
7/20
2014
@ilhankudeki @johnroderick please write/finish the walking across Europe book first."My only criticism is that Cook doesn’t use the Oxford comma... apt that a man whose forte is efficiency... http://t.co/j0ehtYfGXD@benjaminchapman Always ❤️“Why do the English take our language mess it up so badly?” - @marcoarment on http://t.co/7x2rWFtEbc
7/19
2014
“@ALargeRegular: @doctorow @BoingBoing Q: how many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh? A: Ten-tickles” for @lexfri’s kids.Nice work @ttimsmith and @hotdogsladies. http://t.co/OfLVauZywo@benjaminchapman You were my 4th follower! Find yours at http://t.co/CX8KhGevkrMy first followers were @thibbs1, @hashtags, and @CupcakesGourmet. Find yours at http://t.co/acYiwl2EyOMy first followers were 'thibbs1', 'hashtags', and 'CupcakesGourmet'. Find yours at http://t.co/CX8KhGevkrPretty sure that’s not a food safety issues right? #citizenfoodsafety http://t.co/nobtGsBiCn
7/18
2014
In more “Feeling Old” news, Neil Young was 43 when he released This Note’s For You.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@tsiebertz @benjaminchapman I think Peter Tosh was high when he wrote that lyric@tsiebertz @benjaminchapman It's good for the flu, a good for asthma Good for tuberculosis, even umara composis@tsiebertz @benjaminchapman don't criticize it!@benjaminchapman @tsiebertz Yah mon. Soon come.@ainzlie @benjaminchapman @phijimchan very hard data to come by for anywhere as far as I know.@Fight_BAC @kalikniel sorry, not without the peer reviewed science that supports 20 sec.@kalikniel @benjaminchapman YBA. Yeah Brilliant Agar. Named for Dr. Yeah. Didn't publish much but when he did, he was very enthusiastic.
7/17
2014
@knit_wit yeah, posted it on Facebook 😜Anya just wrote this joke: Why did the muppet frog go to jail? He Kermitted a crime. Yep, she's mine.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@knit_wit the only time I listen to the radio anymore is when I get into the car and it’s playing, and I turn it off.@knit_wit like something something Buggywhip.@knit_wit yeah, but why can’t I do it using Skype and my microphone from my office? The fact that radio people don’t understand Podcasts is…@lexfri creepy porn music?@relaxatorium There’s a RotL t-shirt in the works for Cotton Bureau, as soon as Merlin can get John on board (HEY-O).
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerHey look, @marcoarment’s weather app is finally released! https://t.co/nYXsfVbDlJHello world. http://t.co/X3AHxMc7pc
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerIf it's only mild, they should call it perturbulence.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@benjaminchapman "Jersey City", that's in New Jersey.@lexfri you've not have the one from citrus fruit urinating in tandem... Orange co-pee?
7/16
2014
Shut up and write Tuesdays. @SUWTues @SUWTUK @SUWTNA cc. @raulpacheco #GetYourManuscriptOut
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerFood Safety Talk 63: The Great One http://t.co/fJ75HqOCZy Pre-IAFP podcast with me and @benjaminchapman talking about rats, meat and more.@benjaminchapman retweeting for for headline alone.Does E. coli persist in strawberry fields (not forever) http://t.co/iF75N6x05J
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7/14
2014
@capnmariam 😜@capnmariam on tumblr? I didn't ever get it.Photo: jakewyattriot: I just finished one of these Where’s-Waldo-style splash pages for Ms Marvel #7, and... http://t.co/z8mQ1rylHb
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@danbenjamin Thanks! Saw the other tweet about http://t.co/Lo19x7viMB too. I'm going to check it out. Having fun, but need 100x for 20k.@MikeRoe sorry @BenChapman I meant @benjaminchapman.@MikeRoe @benchapman and I are very happy with squarespace for http://t.co/wWupqzIkoM @danbenjamin@danbenjamin How many subscribers needed before ads make sense?@capnmariam which comment?
7/13
2014
@benjaminchapman I'm pretty sure it's not @hotdogsladies, his wife runs a pretty tight ship, but he might know who it is cc: @danbenjamin@benjaminchapman We use those bags for dog poop. I think that's about the only re-use I'd recommend.@benjaminchapman Hmmm. I'm guessing here... but... no?Two days in North Carolina and I'm eating grits and blessing your heart.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@benjaminchapman @SamsaraFarm @MotherNatureNet Betteridges law of headlines! http://t.co/nSBsg7uRUV
7/12
2014
@Meg__Duffy @benjaminchapman @smashedgoods rocking it 45 F, old school.@thx1766 this one is a keeper ;)@benjaminchapman Norovirus... Everything.@benjaminchapman I hear pooping in a cup is going to be the next big thing in NYC.
7/11
2014
@ProfCharlesHaas @DavidFisman spurious correlation & the mBio article is flawed. Look for @benjaminchapman to have a post on @barfblog soon.@FoodSafetyTrnr 😳@benjaminchapman @FoodSmartUME "Professional driver. Close course. Do not attempt. No motorcycles after 10 PM."
7/9
2014
This one is for @BenChapman, he knows why. http://t.co/WdpyLAL5AY“@benjaminchapman: investigating how hot cookies get when baked in a car on a 97F day. #citizenfoodsafety http://t.co/aBcehrd9RM” SCIENCE!@johnroderick so jealous.Pranking my future self by just screwing around for the first 33 years of my life.
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7/8
2014
@bugcounter I can attest to it being a five-star establishment. The last guest may have left an iPhone charger and copy of the Lego movie.
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7/7
2014
@johnroderick If you need a place to crash, my home in Freehold NJ is available.I’m in a taxi in New York City on a warm July evening. Is there a greater sensory experience in all the world? I mean, YES, but still!
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7/6
2014
Happy United States of America’s birthday, you magnificent, deeply flawed bastards!
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerI’m spending the 4th just like our Founding Fathers did, listening to Black Uhuru and eating gluten-free macaroni and cheese.
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7/5
2014
@benjaminchapman @bugcounter Orange Pruno is the New Black Death (my new band)
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7/3
2014
Swipe right across a Login to quickly copy its password on iOS. (See also: Settings > Security > Clear Clipboard) http://t.co/TbgnKVTjCc
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7/2
2014
@johnroderick let's agree to disagree.
7/1
2014
@DentedMeat @CKinniburgh @theincomparable I think you’re thinking of “Glengarry Glenn Fleishman.” Glengarry Glenn Fleishman.
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6/30
2014
"Actually I'm pretty sure Mark Twain said that." —Winston Churchill, "Critique of Pure Reason" (1982)
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6/29
2014
SFO ✈️ SYD ✈️ AUK. Let’s try this again. #fb
6/27
2014
@hotdogsladies 👋 from SFOdear guy with the christian fish on your car, jesus would use his blinkers. no "doubt" about it. #badwitness
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@benjaminchapman yeah @knit_wit's tweets are protected. She's a mommy blogger who also studies noro evolution. She skewed your results ;)
6/26
2014
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