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Mostly nonsense, occasionally stamping out microbiological inumeracy, making food safer, and making podcasts.

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Tomorrow night, I’m going out as “Sexy Recursion.” My costume has meta-boobs on a Mandelbrot Set and increasingly tiny copies of this toot.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@rstevens surely we can all agree on cheese? cc: @johnrodericknot my topping, not my pizza
Retweeted by Don Schaffner#NoroCORE annual meeting special: There's only a limited amount of human poop
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@bugcounter @benjaminchapman Punk in 2014 is totally corporate. But I'd probably go with Leaky Chicken Parts.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@benjaminchapman @mbbatz what can I say. I'm an industry shill.@benjaminchapman @mbbatz that's what she said.@mbbatz @benjaminchapman Wet Gross Saran Wrap is a great punk band.@benjaminchapman @mbbatz Likely some sporadic cases, but it will never be an outbreak. Wonder if there are foster farms strain cases...@mbbatz @benjaminchapman some stores also offer "user operated" over wraps in the meat section.@mbbatz @benjaminchapman Ewww. That's gross.@benjaminchapman hell no.
10/30
2014
@kwarrine @benjaminchapman my response is here: http://t.co/mu0nJTnwmx@kwarrine @benjaminchapman exactly like that. Except antibacterials are not antibiotics. So it's not like that.@kwarrine @benjaminchapman it's like arguing antibiotics are bad because they kill good bacteria too.@kwarrine @benjaminchapman not if the two populations have different sensitivities. Our meta analysis suggests they do.Finally laid down $ for TextExpander after hearing them rave about it on Back2Work - yep - game changer. 100% Feel like an idiot for waiting
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@kwarrine @benjaminchapman again, please provide a citation. I'm not convinced that there is a significant effect on skin microflora.Thanks @benjaminchapman. Hey @kwarrine, can you show me your data for handwashing Myth 1? I've got two papers that would disagree.
10/29
2014
@hotdogsladies I think you are thinking of that grateful dead album.@hotdogsladies that's Red Skrull like from Captain America, right?This morning, our daughter demanded handwriting samples. Then, compared them to her note from the tooth fairy. With a MAGNIFYING GLASS.
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10/28
2014
TTS 98: "I've heard if you eat organic produce you can't get ebola" - @gruber http://t.co/Yx6Mi2NgJKCan't wait for the mobile payments app from the company that designed this receipt. http://t.co/nBLbBs7Z4U
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10/26
2014
Jonas is going to a Halloween party. He’s wearing a Daring Fireball shirt and staring at his phone all night. Best John Gruber costume ever.
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10/25
2014
The winner in the #lyt4 match between @DeliciousDL and @DKNGstudios? I'd says it's @gruber. Well played, all.@AmyJane come for the VD, stay for the vomit.I really need to work on my estimation skills, but if I had to guess, I think I could perfect with them by the end of the day.
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10/24
2014
@mbbatz what did you think about their dark side of the moon cover?@marynmck @benjaminchapman insane.
10/22
2014
Audio candy for a food safety nerd’s commute, Food Safety Talk Ep 69: Laura Nelson and Jay Neal is up (& on iTunes) https://t.co/uFpa3iTqdF
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@benjaminchapman (I've not watched The Sopranos nor Mad Men) 😜Talk to me after you have watched Adventure Time, @benjaminchapmanI was just explaining "It's all in the game" to a Brazilian who had never heard of The Wire, @benjaminchapman
10/21
2014
@mbbatz ugh.
10/20
2014
@drinkerthinker Words. Words your sentence.
10/17
2014
@hotdogsladies What app do I install to understand why you are watching Sportsball?
10/15
2014
@lexfri If you dial-in to a lot from your iPhone, you might want to check out an app called Tempo. It's pretty good at automated PIN input.
10/14
2014
@benjaminchapman wah wah wah wah. Pppppttthhh. 👎@benjaminchapman I totally want to write this paper with you. If you're willing to share the data I can do the first pass at data analysis.@benjaminchapman how many samples did you test last year?@benjaminchapman have you done this in past years as well?@benjaminchapman I have a half thought out piece on a whole bunch of pH and water activity measurements we did on low sugar jam.@benjaminchapman could this data be publishable in an extension type article?
10/13
2014
Oh, look. Another $30 million fighter jet, buzzing my house at 7:30am. I hope it's a Transformer that turns into libraries and health care.
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10/12
2014
I keep my boxes until I get made fun of - @gte. Me too Guy, me too. http://t.co/5Vbk9187z5@johnroderick bitches be stealin' hats, yo.@princessharold @tsiebertz an island off the coast of New Jersey no less! I can't believe I've actually never heard of this.@benjaminchapman Erm so. Frankenstein's monster did not mutate. Technically it was a chimera. So.Oh you think your haunted house is scary? You should see how I'm decorating for Global Handwashing Day... http://t.co/0zYiDzA0rO
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@johnroderick What about skeeter-style hats with ear flaps?@bugcounter omg hardy boys was my life back in the day
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@lukei4655 Very cool. We went in 2006. http://t.co/1yXWtFLmJy@princessharold Thanks! @mikebeasterfeld makes it easy. I'm not usually in the chat. Listening live and chatting makes it hard to do both.
10/10
2014
@benburris @johnroderick also mandatory for professors emeriti.@johnroderick I have 3 tweed, 2 blazers and 3 suits. I'm a "normal", so calibrate accordingly, I'm thinking 5 to 10 times "normal".@peds_id_doc they ask permission before biting?@benjaminchapman any idea if criminal charges are typical down under? Cc: @barfblog?Want more of me talking without @benjaminchapman? “@UsJackals: Better Know A Jackal #16: Don Schaffner is out. http://t.co/rpGO2FSYFm
10/9
2014
Lovely dinner with Morgana’s PhD advisor and your name came up @knit_wit ;)@lexfri @caseyliss @GlennF One gentleman from the south and one crass jerk from NJ. 😜Really impressed by the "Dream Analysis" section in my iPhone's new Health app! http://t.co/IbQVhWGTHj
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10/8
2014
@johnroderick @capman2455 clearly neither of you have driven in NJ or MA.TURNS OUT! @mbbatz cc: @danbenjaminHoly heterotrophic nanoflagellates, @mbbatz man!
10/7
2014
"One additional year of schooling reduces individuals' propensity to pray every day by about 10 percentage points." http://t.co/17j9DEuzPX
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10/6
2014
Bit specific that. http://t.co/E1XPUD9G0z
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerI just backed The Harry Potter EP on @Kickstarter http://t.co/Ma5tSLoNBOMicrobiological Method Validation: The Elephant in the Lab | News | Food Safety Tech http://t.co/7NjWYcwxfj, nice post @SrrAB!
10/4
2014
The weird thing is that people likely to say this will in the next breath tell you numeric data is all constructed and full of bias anyway.
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerI also like "Has anyone looked at ...", said in a way that implies data is just lying around the place, like a relaxed dog.
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerThe number of people who think "Someone should do this" is an actual method of data collection never fails to surprise.
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10/3
2014
Stuck in my head thanks to @jsnell and @bleedsixcolors. http://t.co/FsSQdRw7fU"all graphite and glitter". I knew that sounded familiar, but it didn't click until spandex jackets, thanks @jsnell! http://t.co/b1yy5z7API@ProfCharlesHaas I'm on my RSS feeds like stink on fecal samples.
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerEmoji++ http://t.co/PnOpxBl30s @_DavidSmith, today you are my favorite human.
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerYour Daily Lex: October 1, 2014: Your Daily Jason Snell. Best episode ever. At least this week. Thanks @jsnell. http://t.co/2BrYLYGjYi
10/2
2014
@barfblog also that link in the story is to parma dairies. That can’t be right.@barfblog fuuuuuck.So @johnroderick, how many normal humans equals one @siracusa?@hotdogsladies @johnroderick I can’t stop laughing but I’m honestly not familiar with either one.I have a confession to make: when a recipe calls for garlic, I immediately double the amount. At least double.
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerAnd @siracusa has not answered the question @johnroderickiMessage from Phil: “I’m not afraid of Ebola. I use a Mac, and Macs don’t get viruses.” 😒
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@johnroderick You should. It's pretty good.@johnroderick Why can't I be both?
10/1
2014
@tsiebertz I know, right? Cc: @mbbatz@jxpx777 Maybe I'm doing it wrong. I don't see any ads yet.Food Safety Talk 67: with John Bassett but without @benjamchapman http://t.co/qpem22bwZd went live yesterday.
9/30
2014
@smashedgoods @benjaminchapman @barfblog I would disagree. To be a good scientist you need to be a good writer, or at least hire one.@benjaminchapman All good scientists are writers. Not all good writers are scientists. Cc: @barfblog.Go ahead, make - it a lot of fun. #iOS8moviequote
9/29
2014
There’s no more concise example of oxymoron than “Fun Run”.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@danbenjamin it’s about the same for me.I did not know this about starfish! http://t.co/V46k8J4aK6
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9/28
2014
@johnroderick I'm pretty sure that isn't even a real place.
9/27
2014
YDL: Sept 24, @lexfri the app 'Lose It!', is a great tool to help w/ "Not Dieting". I haven't lost 10 lbs so far. http://t.co/p833b4eBuN
9/26
2014
Never was a fan as a kid. This one is due to @barfblog. Thanks Doug. http://t.co/Egpe54LBKnAccuracy of The CDC’s Grim Ebola Forecast: "Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future" http://t.co/z9jEu11Lw6@FoodInsight @glozu4ia cool, will try. Cc: @benjaminchapman FYI.
9/25
2014
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