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Janet @confettilife San Luis Obispo, CA

Let's open a bottle of bubbly.

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When you cross the fine line from hobby to obsession, we stop inviting you to cocktail parties.
7/28
2014
Will: how do you heat water in China? Exchange Student: with the...um...the water hotter...?
7/24
2014
Exchange student just put sprinkles on her popsicle. #hellyeah #confettilifeExchange students informed me that the Chinese characters on the chopsticks I stole from PF Changs are a wedding congratulatory message.So, being a parent (even just to exchange students) seems to be a lot about sitting in the school parking lot, waiting.
7/21
2014
I'm tanned and ready, but definitely not toned or fit. #californiagurls #sorrysnoop #stereotypes@ichoosebuffalo 2 students from China for 10 days. They are 12.Hmmmm, my foreign exchange students will not get out of bed. I said "good morning" and they said "okay"...and then went back to sleep.
7/19
2014
Tipsy snow cones! Hey @LauraBladow, wasn't this our idea? http://t.co/lallqpyEe1
7/16
2014
U2! RT: Thursday morning shout out to the @msjdtweets board including @TFalleiro @CarlaTheRock @LizVays @confettilife SO lucky to work w/ u!
7/10
2014
New car! #fourhourslater http://t.co/Z3pCaPrhY5Buying a car is the boringest.
7/4
2014
My house sitter has a black belt so my house is actually safer now that I'm gone.
7/3
2014
"The children's menu is always available, but that doesn't mean it's a good idea." --Seth Godin, awesome as usual http://t.co/fGfwThXRsVNeed this. http://t.co/eEFW0E0hj8
6/30
2014
Half of an Outshine peach popsicle in your glass of rosé. Trust me.
6/28
2014
Not doing any work anyway, so might as well go to the bar, right? #worldcup #USA
6/26
2014
Throwing virtual confetti to welcome new ED Heather Byrd Asher to @msjdtweets! #determinedtorise #getthegirlatwitter http://t.co/Q8CnqBnB2t
6/24
2014
My sister and I are making dinner for our mom and stepdad. We are making chili mac. #barelyadults #boilwater #momvisit #macandcheesebaby"That's not how you fold a t-shirt!" #momisms #momvisitMy mom on my laundry situation: "actually this isn't too bad. I've seen it much worse." #momisms #momvisit
6/21
2014
Just blocked out a day on my calendar in January 2015 for Cal Poly vs. UCSB basketball. We take this game very seriously. #gogauchosIt's National Vanilla Milkshake Day in case you were looking for an excuse to get yourself down to the ice cream shop."If you try to delight the undelightable, you've made yourself miserable for no reason." Seth Godin is legit. http://t.co/6VXKRBoZXj
6/20
2014
Grit = passion + perseverance for long terms goals. #getgritty #determinedtorise #ABAgrittywomen
6/19
2014
My husband does not ever answer his cell phone. Have I mentioned this?Let's be real. If it means going to a bar to watch TV in the middle of a workday, I can fake an interest in any sport.
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6/12
2014
Google needs to take a new satellite photo of our backyard.
6/10
2014
Happiness is pink hydrangeas. #100happydays #day9 http://t.co/LxEk8eA20v
6/9
2014
I promise that all my "yays" will end in multiple exclamation points on a go-forward basis. @kmlarkinwong @RaychelleTasher @msjdtweetsJanet @confettilife had me laughing so hard during the @msjdtweets board call tonight! Hahaha! "Yay" #janetvoice lol
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6/8
2014
@ichoosebuffalo electrical! Yikes!You know home improvement is sketchy when you have to say, "wait, let me get the fire extinguisher before you try that."
6/7
2014
I'm doing #100happydays on IG. So far, porch makeover, pink flamingos, a mini ice cream cone, and holding a five-hour-old baby = happiness.
6/5
2014
Why is Hulu missing some of #thebradybunch episodes? I had to skip from #4 to #7.
6/4
2014
Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. #YesAllWomen
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5/26
2014
"We cannot rest until every child in this country has some kind of exposure to the arts in their lives." —Mrs. Obama http://t.co/MOYio9G8ad
Retweeted by JanetWill put on his letterman's jacket for our nightly walk. #bigstick #proveit #thatswhatshesaid http://t.co/K8W7youkFb
5/21
2014
@ichoosebuffalo I feel fancy! 72 hours ago, I didn't know if lemon verbena was even edible and here we are putting it on strawberry crumble.@agirlandaboy Shake 1c heavy cream + 2tbsp chopped LV in mason jar. Refrigerate 4 hrs. Beat cream + 3tbsp powered sugar into billowy peaks.I made homemade lemon verbena infused whipped cream w/ lemon verbena from my herb garden. Move over Martha Stewart.Pass it on: Ms. JD's Public Interest scholarship apps are due this Friday 5/23! http://t.co/xFtrwfVTqq @EJW_org @EJW_Students
Retweeted by JanetDream canoe STILL on Craigslist but I can't afford it. Will somebody buy it already so that I can move on w/ my life? http://t.co/2jovr0J2huLong & early drive to court made infinitely more enjoyable by @mindykaling's book on audio. #lawyerlife #nosunrisesobeautiful
5/20
2014
"Chai is a millennial treat" says Will.And, for 15 years, I thought he was a cat guy... http://t.co/aBhzYIBo5d
5/17
2014
This RH catalog is for people who are in the market for $429 geodes, $299 reclaimed wood oyster… http://t.co/QoQxawNFOO17 pounds (literally) of Restoration Hardware catalogs arrived today via UPS Ground. #overkill http://t.co/3ACQyyZ8uX
5/15
2014
Adorable baby opossum in the yard right now. Size of a little kitten. #namedhimMilo
5/12
2014
"Enough is as good as a feast."
5/11
2014
Second report on fast food in 12 hours on @SLOTribune. #nonews? #isgoodnews?Hey @erkubota! CP scouting tonight? (Husband saw you & Scott at Sbux.)
5/10
2014
Campfires. Nature's social media network. Gather 'round.
Retweeted by JanetIs hard cider more like a beer or more like a wine cooler? #takeaside
5/8
2014
@EverydayReading @altsummit so exciting! Congrats!@k8iedid @HeatherBarmore Best dress ever.I really love Costco.
5/7
2014
Was totally keeping my mouth shut until Will mangled a story. I may have had two glasses of wine, but I can tell a story. With enthusiasm.Pretty sure my husband right now expects me to be a stepford wife and shut the hell up. #twoglassesofwine
5/2
2014
Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.Timber playing on Spotify, which means it will be on constant repeat in my head for the next 48 hours. #earworm #itsgoingdown
5/1
2014
@MelissaOklahoma I agree! Will thinks no on Nick+Jess and Don+Megan. He thinks "maybe, probably no" on Mindy+Danny.Think about how stupid the average person is. Now think about how half of them are stupider than that.
Retweeted by JanetWill & I never agree about who should end up together in sitcoms. #dannyandmindy? #jessandnick? #tedandrobin? #rachelandross? #donandmegan?My Instagram feed is always full of Disneyland photos. When do you people work?
4/28
2014
“@Refinery29: We need to live in a world where throwing confetti for no reason is socially acceptable.” @confettilife yes! This is you 😃😃
Retweeted by JanetCity with the most content workers? San Luis Obispo! #gmslo #slolife http://t.co/h6u85cSrbRCities with the most content workers http://t.co/h6u85cSrbR via @USATODAY
4/24
2014
Uncle Ken holding @jennajohartzell's baby. #likeaboss #babyatabrewery http://t.co/wU54gKr0Xo
4/19
2014
My boss is faster than your boss. @lensomers http://t.co/fEGkAHiMUx
4/17
2014
Spent 22 minutes today going on a tour of Bethany Mota's room. I also know what she got for Christmas the past 3 years.
4/15
2014
Birthday girl starting off her birthday right. #winewrangler #primingthepump #29and36stars http://t.co/WU1obDCeKZLooking at my driver's license, the cop asks, "so...you sign your name with a little heart?" #suredo #pulledover #loveconquersall
4/12
2014
Punched the button for Cherry Coke and was vended a Coke Zero. #hadtocomplain #nottweetworthy #thanksforlistening
4/11
2014
@MelissaOklahoma actuallllly, I got an email letting me know that you tweeted in response. Ha!Personal email inbox to zero. Zero! #zero (now, please do not email me)
4/10
2014
Via @nprnews: Former Bank Executive: Women, Ask For A Raise! http://t.co/kSjLjHwJeh
4/8
2014
Will just referred to this college baseball game as an "emotional roller coaster." #hyperboleNot easy being a Gaucho in Mustang territory. #ibleedblueandgold #gogauchos http://t.co/R6CU3JZHNW#gussgrocery, where the beer is cheaper than the soda. #gooddeal #happyhour #sando #fanwich http://t.co/C4CIKcVN6w
4/6
2014
Hello http://t.co/0TLreKPKzGYo http://t.co/xm35iIovqbYour pix http://t.co/XLUdQUO3Pl
4/5
2014
Email just now from office receptionist: "There is a big fat box of crackers by the sink that’s free game. Carb up, my homies."
4/4
2014
Been years since I've been here, so can someone please explain what is happening inside this Taco Bell quesadilla? #thatsnotcheeseLack of racial and gender #diversity in #lawreview can have a snowball effect..#publication #academia #fame #legalprofession #msjdpowerbase
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4/3
2014
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4/1
2014
13 years of American Idol and I've never seen a single episode.Will doesn't take his phone places because he lives in 1980 and only takes calls from home.
3/30
2014
Drinking Malbec, which always makes me think of Frank Kimball & connecting & a life worth living. #determinedtorise http://t.co/DUQYv5gAsp
3/29
2014
I think I pay fairly good attention, but I just learned that Will has a whole batting cage set up in the backyard. It's been there a month.
3/28
2014
@confettilife talking to #gmslo about business succession plans - poised and polished, I've never… http://t.co/g7o7tEpaVN
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3/27
2014
“I’m keeping my torch, thank you very much—and I’m using it to light the torches of others.” #HappyBirthdayGloria #DeterminedToRise“We are the women our parents warned us against, and we are proud.” ― Gloria Steinem #HappyBirthdayGloria #DeterminedToRiseHappy 80th Birthday Gloria Steinem!
3/25
2014
Trees going in at the #legacylemongrove! #leadershipslo #class22 #lsloxxii @ Leadership SLO Class 22… http://t.co/QdQOes10ey
3/23
2014
Third outfit change today, because nothing in my closet covered garage sale fundraiser, bridal shower, AND brewery.Just bought 2 dozen donuts for the junior high garage sale, so that I can buy a donut from the junior high garage sale. #oneexpensivedonut
3/15
2014
The Danger with “Boys Will Be Boys” http://t.co/HYvvzoFLuU
3/14
2014
"I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss." #banbossy http://t.co/b9uRR3Se7R
3/10
2014
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