Is it weird to be head over heels in love with a canoe on Craigslist? http://t.co/CyDUqYmerP
34,000+ steps logged today. #wiifitblu
Why the hell does this out and back feel uphill both ways? #halfmarathon
Confetti Life Law: there must be room for dancing in the house. http://t.co/kfioIzMzAD
We're big fans of #JustDance2014
30 Unexpected Desserts for Thanksgiving. Pumpkin Pecan Gingersnap Ice Cream! Pecan Pie Brittle! http://t.co/zDBgN6WXyj
While I wait for The Prez to pick me up, how about a vote: should I drive with the "malfunction indicator light" lit up on my dashboard?I once joked that if my car broke down, it would be more likely for Obama to pick me up than for Will to answer his cell. Where R U Barack?
Planning a long weekend hike to make up for five days sitting at a desk. #wiifitblu
My town & neighbors are featured on Marketplace: http://t.co/KSSRPCweVP
Neighbors informed me that 1 huge bag of candy is not gonna cut it. 350+ Trick or Treaters expected! #BackToCostco
Will on what to wear to an event tonight: "is it business casual or business serious?"The way to start a Friday. #cheers
@ Custom House http://t.co/NOvUDBtX2B
Bachelorette Party, Activity 1. @ drybar http://t.co/uWuNbYdPqF
At Forever 21 looking for something to wear clubbing and think this place is too loud. Does not bode well.
Will: "I'm actually not afraid of talking to the salesperson. I'm an EXPERT at keeping my money."Spent Will's birthday at a nuclear power plant & celebrated with radioactive cupcakes!… http://t.co/FpwIJl64UN
Why, yes, I do demo my bathroom in a skirt and Gap top while drinking a Starbucks. #womendoitbetter http://t.co/s9IPMo1q38
I drove back to my office to get my money, because I was at the market and had a whole basket of other stuff, too.Having the kind of day where you discover that you forgot your wallet AFTER the deli guy has already made your sandwich. #thatkindofday
Having the kind of day where you find an avocado in your closet that your husband put in there a month ago to ripen(?). #thatkindofday
Dear office cleaning staff: though I appreciate that my desk has been dusted, this is not how I keep my supplies. http://t.co/NzcJ4BPrZa
actually, YES! That's a $400 cheese grater right there. cc: @Lynerd
Came to Ikea for one thing... http://t.co/3wYUcsdaP6
New goal for the Camp Room: a canoe hanging from the ceiling. Thanks @furnituregirl
for the inspiration!
Bought confetti eggs for my new international friends to crack over each other's heads. #welcometoamerica
Going to dinner with two Brits, a French woman, and a Dutchman. #newfriends
Considering a Kia Optima Hybrid for my new commute. http://t.co/iSOd59oTDp
Learning how to install fixtures at a #homedepot
Because I'll bring the black and orange confetti! #AIRNZGIANTS
Starting a diet as soon as I get home from vacation, which means I have about 50 miles to finish this Coke and this jelly doughnut.
Good coffee, good treats, good friends. http://t.co/tqSNtPU6sa
for providing fancy treats to the Fancy Tray Society! http://t.co/tqSNtPU6sa
I have eaten Nutri-Grain cereal bars for all my meals and snacks today.San Bernardino County Assessor's hold music so far: Sheryl Crow, Beach Boys #leavemeonhold
Cooking up an #fneasy
one pot tomato basil pasta! http://t.co/hPVC0zx15C
Code for: your pool is a disaster. http://t.co/lQ8FvPHTX5
Our house: The Fox's Den (you would choose a house based on finding the perfect room for a fox figurine, too, right?) http://t.co/xW696OG0ji
House shopping was THE WORST. Am I alone on this? http://t.co/BB6I5QCwu8
Although I'll prob never get one, tattoos are an awesome bargain. Very little else for the price that you'll keep forever.
Using my new 20 minute commute to practice for karaoke. #topofmylungs
Agenda for a lovely day trip to #LosOlivos
Scary! My dad was just mandatorily evacuated. #powerhousefire
kindness begets kindness. Lucky to have known you then, lucky to know you now. Thanks for making my day!As my first class prepares to graduate, I hope to pay forward the kindness and support @confettilife
showed me when I left high school. Retweeted by Janet
Thank you! You are so sweet!
Will is busy pre-moving all our furniture because @MeatheadMovers
is coming tomorrow (much like cleaning before the maid comes).@prettygreengirl
yay! It's been way too long since we've enjoyed champagne together!@agirlandaboy
you absolutely must come visit! Would love that!
Hey! My new house came with a lawnmower! #johndeer http://t.co/cEYbpGSuv1
1st time to Del Taco in 3 years & discovered they have a 50 cent menu. #backindaclub
In summary: bought a house, drank champagne, measured things. http://t.co/poSFfSizSo
has! Thanks for sharing @MaidenNation
's mission http://t.co/RFhamkZys8 Retweeted by Janet
Friends, I need your thoughts on this @MaytagBrand
fridge. Is black back in kitchen appliances? http://t.co/fGNWdFWMnq
Davis faves: Crepeville, Cafe Bernardo, Central Park, downtown. 2nd Friday ArtAbout, if you are there in the evening. Have fun!
"People go on vacation to shop & golf?" asks Will, upon opening an ad from Westin in today's mail. "They don't know us AT ALL." #truth
hostess sets to add to my ever growing collection and some pretty earrings! You? #stitchmarket
Have a feeling #stitchmarket
is going to part me with my money tonight. http://t.co/fJdXl5MRUY
Isn't it about time we use 100 percent of our human capacity? http://t.co/zrRm09b4L6
When the glass ceiling is not just shattered, but completely broken out & all the shards are swept away. #equityaba http://t.co/RBY8Slm97K
Happiest of birthdays to you, @agirlandaboy
!Thank goodness we weren't at the Monday night A's game, because Will never leaves a baseball game early. #19innings
Witnessed a giraffe go into labor today. #natureisbeautiful
I am not worth less. You are not worth less. #equalpay
speaking of, I think this trio of lovely local ladies should have brunch soon. ❤ cc: @SLOTribune
Did the bride-to-be just buy us bottomless mimosas so we are easily persuadable during bridesmaid dress shopping?
Had to open the sunroof so tall cousin Mike could fit in the Honda Accord. http://t.co/QHudsZHT
jalapeño popper grilled cheese sandwiches = oven roasted jalapeños + cream cheese + cheddar on sourdough.Just minding my own business, walking
to CVS, when a homeless lady slaps me hard on the arm. #sothathappened
B. Badd and Lil Red in da Hood! #artigras13
@ Elks Lodge #322 http://t.co/0KkwiJMi
Pretty sure the ingredients + the time involved end up costing more than, I don't know, A BOTTLE OF TWO BUCK CHUCK. http://t.co/C0KecJgM
Thank you #Nintendo
for the gorgeous birthday bouquet! #nintendoenthused http://t.co/LeFJXtlJ
Third night in a row that I've had guacamole for dinner.
MY HUSBAND CANNOT REMEMBER IF HE HAS EVER SEEN GREASE!
Oh, my life is all coming together. http://t.co/yMaKcNWe
A belated year in review: http://t.co/9ajgfXZn
Yes! I would love to interview her. Thank you for the great recommendation!
Just danced on the same bar Jimmy Carter announced his candidacy for Governor. #doingnewyearsright
nevermind, when you are in a dive, the owner will go pick you up a pizza. #whatupsavannah
Critical Q: do we give up our prime bar seats in this local Savannah dive or go get food? #hungrybutlovethisbar
Santa brought me some cowboy boots! http://t.co/ikWLWpnP
Drinking wine from my dad's finest glassware. http://t.co/9XJyHVnv
Me and my dad in the Daily News, 1984. http://t.co/YdGlJBCe
WHAT is this, y'all? http://t.co/dAiUU0vi
Bought myself a pair of earrings today and slipped them in my own stocking. Secret between me and the Twitterverse. #mustbesanta
Major accomplishment of 2012: finishing Christmas shopping without having entered a mall.
When you live at near-full capacity, there is not enough room for all this wrapping and shopping and decorating and card writing.
It's beginning to look a lot like (our office's) Christmas! http://t.co/S6t8XENb
for my adorable living Christmas tree! http://t.co/L5GVweY2
Pro Tip: leave Tupperware at @JennaJoHartzell
's house. It gets returned filled with delicious homemade candy.
I haven't tried it yet, but will report back as soon as I do! #traderjoes
Oh, Trader Joe's, I didn't think I could love you more, and then you give me this. @ Trader Joe's http://t.co/GoUUoS5Q