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Janet @confettilife San Luis Obispo, CA

Let's open a bottle of bubbly.

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Joined Twitter 2/5/08

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#WomensEqualityDay salute to the @msjdorg women who are spreading the word: women's victories are everyone's victories. #determinedtorise
8/26
2015
The @IncredibleEggs commercial with Kevin Bacon is kinda inappropriate.
8/24
2015
Heading to bed because #momsaidso.My mom just announced that my bedtime is in 30 minutes. #ohreally? #thanksmom
8/23
2015
The most expensive "I told you so" is from your attorney.
Retweeted by JanetCan't believe @katyperry didn't invite me to hang with her at the Madonna Inn last night.
8/22
2015
Hey @jjhlane, I really wish you would have done America a favor. #rightcross #knockhispunkassout (also: #cutesocks) #AfterParadise #daylate
8/18
2015
"Eazy E dies? Oh man. I wonder if Ice Cube becomes successful or not." https://t.co/qsIyq8jEDV
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8/17
2015
"And ultimately, it's not what you want, it's what you're supposed to do....We're supposed to be of service." #totheendofjuneYou never hear the expression "pet peeve" anymore because people believe their pet peeves are serious matters that require legislation.
Retweeted by JanetI get tons of shit for not calling family members who have never once called me. #happytocall but #didntknowyouwantedtotalk #phonesgo2ways
8/16
2015
What does it say about me if my favorite champagne is whatever you are pouring? #townandcountry #popfizzclink http://t.co/DPX8dMfhBlDelicious and beautifully packaged treats arrived special delivery from @Noorain and @bklynlarder! Thanks and Yum! http://t.co/a57pl9oOP8
8/13
2015
Y'all can stop looking. I found the best thing on the Internet. http://t.co/myixbpBPVvReal Help (with a capital H) for house cleaning requires more than special mops and a variety of polish. #myopinion http://t.co/fUAiUGxBGJTruth in advertising! I can attest that @JennaJoHartzell is really this adorable & supports central coast wine. https://t.co/KcAfzDsgiVI want Candy. http://t.co/U2RX4ayLoT #likeaboss cc: @Lensomers
8/11
2015
Wowza, my @UCDavisLaw intro week was almost 8 years ago. #timeflies #havingfun #feelingold #feelinggold @UCDavisLawAdm @Passion8Mommom
8/8
2015
It's all about starting the day with an #attitudeofgratitude. #givethanks #100DaysOfThankYouCards #day2 http://t.co/AfesdmKK38
7/27
2015
#100DaysOfThankYouCards starts today inspired by the amazing @theNicoleCW! #letsdothis #attitudeofgratitude http://t.co/lAbPgNAMks
7/26
2015
How lucky am I to be the recipient of one of @theNicoleCW's #100DaysOfThankYouCards!? I'm inspired to write 100 now! http://t.co/F05L3TD4hp
7/25
2015
No thanks, Harper Lee. I love my Atticus Finch as is. http://t.co/zTAX5dLqk1
7/21
2015
Kid books with titles that are also appropriate for, ahem, adult themed movies. #dirtydog #chasingtails http://t.co/NxxaqRpDjz@LauraBladow isn't it the worst? Seems like it could be so much easier. Have you tried the fleet department? Or Costco? Good luck, friend!@LauraBladow don't negotiate monthly payment; negotiate sales price! #carbuying #protip #iusedtoworkatadealership #controlyourfinancing
7/19
2015
You can work more. You can save more. Or you can want less. http://t.co/op2QbiHWfl via @yesandyes
7/14
2015
All the roses for @haibon_jared 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 #suchagentleman #yesIwatch #TheBachelorette
7/8
2015
It's Pizza Tuesday at #ammcglaw! #workperk #lawyering #lifeofalawyer #pizzapartyRocking it high school senior photo style on the cover of the #SLO Bar Bulletin this month. #lawyering https://t.co/jFPoeSlbH8
7/7
2015
Not crediting the place that convinced me I need a jar of vintage pie servers bc of their "no photos allowed" sign. http://t.co/wNhhi5aoCD
7/6
2015
In my limited experience, a way bigger threat to my marriage than gay marriage is me being an asshole.
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7/1
2015
Someone please, please, please find and interview a couple named Adam and Steve getting married today.
Retweeted by Janet#LoveWinsOpening Twitter. #SCOTUS http://t.co/fVPLeXwaaP
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6/26
2015
#BarMath is where it's at. #BarExam #GoStudy http://t.co/BRAy1fIxaU
6/25
2015
Thanks to @Paul_Hastings @msjdorg & Professor Westfahl of @Harvard #sheleads http://t.co/CbVrI10CUU
Retweeted by Janet#JusticeThomas is punny! #raisins #grapepun #raisintheroof #scotus {#hearditthroughthegrapevine via @MikeSacksEsq} http://t.co/LGwkribmSI
6/22
2015
@981KJUG Dad's Day joke: dad is worried he'll get a gift he can't afford. #sexismontheradio #momsbringhomebacontoo #genderstereotypemuch?Happy dad's day to @wi11wa11ace: coffee drinker, @SFGiants fan, pool boy, my favorite, #fosterhood dada, real deal. http://t.co/WZZeO6hRbg
6/21
2015
Had my jeans rolled up at a baseball game & now have a reverse #socktan.I'm giving up reading fiction. There's too much crazy real life shit worth consuming.
6/20
2015
Thursday night at #ammcglaw. #howweroll #lawyering #winecountry https://t.co/mPu01zIz67
6/18
2015
A woman is going to be on the $10 bill! This is real progress. Also, it's only going to be worth $7.
Retweeted by JanetEvery time @JennaJoHartzell & I get together, we come up with 6 more parties to host. #partyaddicts #hostessproblems #patt #weliketoparty
6/17
2015
Google targeted advertising suggests I need 7 lbs of rainbow sprinkles. I couldn't agree more. #edibleconfetti http://t.co/1VBgiVJm61@kmlarkinwong @The_Nicole_Chiu Way to #riseandshine, friends!
6/15
2015
Most of the time I save by hiring a housekeeper is spent trying to find the stuff she put away for me.I put together the chair in my office myself, so probably nobody should sit in it. #extrascrews #kindawobblyBoozy #SummerReading from @penguinusa by @mametown! #YouDeserveADrink #WhyThankYou #YesIDo http://t.co/APo5PYS2e8
6/12
2015
Hey @worldmarket, Joey at your #sanluisobispo store is legit at customer service. #loadingchairs #handlingrainchecks #likeaboss #raiseworthy
6/11
2015
Called customer service & the rep went off script & described how u can stop bleeding: pour gun powder in the wound & light it on fire.
6/1
2015
There's 1 tiny speck of dust between the screen on my new iPhone and the screen protector I just stuck on. #crazymaking #firstworldproblemsThere's me on the @bcabrand Local Beat this week! http://t.co/UdoG3nKck3 #bcafyi #ammcglaw #imovedyall #lawyeringIt's terrific to see @msjdorg on the @HerAgenda list of women empowerment orgs http://t.co/JjnAdITcz5 #PowerDirectory #determinedtorise
5/30
2015
"I was only going to change my name if I married a Clinton or Kennedy." --Emily over Orangecello
5/23
2015
Just dropped off a disco ball to the Chief Deputy District Attorney, causing much confusion with security & office staff. #DAsPartyToo
5/21
2015
Thanks @GenStorePaso! Love your shop! Current obsessions are: @littleflowercc marshmallows and @ettaandbillie citrus poppy soap. #pasorobles
5/19
2015
I can't believe these brilliant, accomplished, amazing, inspiring @msjdorg board members let me hang out with them.
5/17
2015
My Facebook feed is 40% multilevel marketing parties and 50% news stories about kids sent home from prom for BS dress code violations.
5/16
2015
Yea or nay on this @worldmarket bright pink chair for my office at work? #redecorating #lawyering #tooellewoods? http://t.co/yuCaopQCcoYea or nay on this @bezar decal for my office at work? #howbezar #redecorating #lawyering http://t.co/6AYmgRlU5T
5/15
2015
Went in for a bang trim, left with a baby. Well, kinda. http://t.co/OMwm86Zktt #fosterhood #fosterparent #fostering #fostercare #foster
5/12
2015
A mom has gotta know how to make #firstprizepies! https://t.co/PVKOWYMoHW
5/10
2015
Need an affordable fixed #standingdesk that doesn't look super lame officey or like an IKEAhack. #under$1k #doesitexist #3hoursonlinesaysnoIt's like I'm at a bubble nightclub, except I'm parenting on the front porch. #bubblemaker #bubbleselfie http://t.co/hgZT8tEvKY@togetherinthis yes! @iamkidpresident was at Cal Poly!Might've picked the wrong profession because what I am MOST good at is coming up with party themes.A change would do you good, but waiting for that change might make you crazy first. #chchchanges
5/9
2015
@agirlandaboy my 34th was bottles of pink champagne, a big pink champagne cake from @MadonnaInn, and sparklers. #popfizzclink #sparkle
5/5
2015
All the selections on Hulu, Netflix & HBO and my mom picks...Crocodile Dundee. #movienight #momschoice #paulhogan
5/2
2015
@confettilife decor is always amazingling on theme. #confetti #birthday https://t.co/ey91KzPYdL
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4/26
2015
No worries, guys, I totally helped with the California drought today by planning an outdoor party. #raining #drought #moveitindoors
4/25
2015
We shook on it, so it's super legal now.Made a deal w/ Will. He will do all the dishes, if I scoop all the ice cream. #deal #hemustbedrunk #documentingit #oralcontractsarelegal
4/21
2015
This is the year to go to Portugal. #campomaior #festasdopovo http://t.co/qKWdOs7skM http://t.co/nbwaA4Auyl
4/16
2015
Remnants of dinner. https://t.co/j7SVkzXsLtHey #lawstudents, the @msjdorg Public Interest #Scholarship is now open! Apply today! http://t.co/P1aXYEajUT #determinedtorise
4/11
2015
#TBT to Festas do Povo 2011. Is it true that the party is returning in 2015? Book your flights to… https://t.co/mltdYQaS9S
4/9
2015
Are the Giants trying to get endorsed by hair gel this year? #madbum #pagan #crawford #scrunchit #IDontThinkYoureReadyForThisGelly
4/6
2015
It's what's on the inside that counts, unless you're talking about one of those hollow chocolate bunnies.
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4/3
2015
Will said my outfit was a "little crazy" but a lady buying coffee & Cheetos at the gas station said it was cute, so trusting her taste.
3/30
2015
My grandma keeps referring to guacamole as "avocado dip." #grandmaisms
3/29
2015
My mom's favorite hobby is unloading the dishwasher at 6:30am.
3/28
2015
My grandmother just explained to me that you can cook frozen food in a microwave. #modernlifeOur little ducklings were the top news story on @SLOTribune. Yay @SLO_City_Fire! #SLOFireCares http://t.co/mKKldh1oQY
3/27
2015
@SLO_City_Fire returns to the scene to reunite ducky #12 with the family! #SLOFireCares http://t.co/ghdUSksUdXSLO City Firefighters rescue ducklings from a pipe, then escort them back to creek. #SLOFireCares http://t.co/6ZRwkasBmi
Retweeted by JanetBIG congrats to @JanePRosales on an exceptional interview w @IngridBusson @msjdorg #MsJDpowerbase @WhiteCase #StrongerTogether
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3/26
2015
3.14% of all sailors are Pi rates. #happypidayNever talk to pi, he'll go on forever. #happypiday“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.” ― Yogi Berra #HappyPiDay"Pie and Coffee is approximately the third best social interaction a man can hope to have with a woman." #HappyPiDay"But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me With apple-pie and cheese." ~Eugene Field #HappyPiDayWhat do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter? Pi in the sky #happypiday#HappyPiDay http://t.co/5FRi7Z6gZKWhat do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? Moon Pi #happypidayWhat do you get when you cut a jack o’ lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi #happypiday3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844 #happypiday
3/14
2015
Will somebody please get engaged so I can throw a Beyonce-themed shower? I have IDEAS! #HePutARingOnIt #DrunkInLove #CrazyInLove
3/11
2015
This. #LeanInTogether #StrongerTogether #TIMInitiative https://t.co/ckI28YednE
3/9
2015
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