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In his acceptance speech at #AusCERT2013 @vanderaj said "I would like to thank little Bobby Tables"
Retweeted by Dan O'Donnell@Chazbet Certainly "the invisible hand" can just magically fix that. #satire

@DougHenwood @kpfa Done. Chose Blyth.@IMGoph @tbridge Some people don't get it unless you hashtag it out for them. #satire@rtrouton Who did this session? #IPv6

.@OceanDefenders MT @HealTheBay Derelict fishing gear a serious threat to whales http://t.co/rWj5gGGAU5 via @redOrbit #science #whales

@Chazbet I'll be careful.@toddheberlein It came up today at BSDCan, in http://t.co/iexhtl67wS He named the OS that include it, but nobody knows about OSX.@toddheberlein do you know if Apple plans to adopt IKEv2?In Ottawa, wxr like SoCal. The summer frocks are out in force. #whiplashOH: "Hipsters would call it 'sandboxing'." #BSDCan #IKEv2

Note to presenter: screen after screen after screen of graphs, with no labels on x- or y- axes… #failEarthquake (~3.2) - in Ottawa Canada! #earthquake

@ValdisKrebs I got that follow-offer yesterday. Seriously tempted to unsub from LI.Hello Ottawa and BSDCanada.

"Please turn off all electronics." RT @ramez Plane just rebooted on the ground. Probably my fault for texting.

@nickm_tor @KevinHearne Start with Hounded, #1 of 6. You'll want to go in numerical order in the series. (I liked the audiobooks.)

@cstross @JohnBirmingham Is this saying that the entire Merchant Princes series has been rewritten, with mods to the story line(s)?

Hey @SCE Y U No make ur grid work 24/7?

Orca bodysurfing Baywatch boat wake, http://t.co/faKttwVV3c #EverybodySurfsInSantaMonica

Pat Robertson, Who Said 'The Lord Told Me' that 'Romney Will Win,' Urges Viewers to Beware False Prophets http://t.co/YN9vH79JsI
Retweeted by Dan O'DonnellThis. RT @kjhiggins The Dragon In The Room: http://t.co/proecGnXRn@kjhiggins Good piece.

@kingsbury Saw a preso on NF's purpose built hardware at BSD Cal last November.@atlauren I was ON the phone with, and wanted to ask our CNDSP "WTF? Srsly." See previous tweet.@HealTheBay In a big building on Main St. between Pico and Broadway, 1 person felt it, 6 people did not.@flyosity http://t.co/rL0QRcvKoK$60k/yr for service and it takes a yr for you to figure out you can't see your own box!? LOLWTF are we paying you for, really?? #IPS

@nadyne We'd been wondering about the gloomy tweets. Best wishes for a safe and speedy recovery. #trifectaReference numbers would help. RT @Galrahn RAND has released several really interesting reports lately. Long but highly informative.@kilbo Did you take down the Start Button web pages yet? You might want to keep them in storage, ya know, just in case. ;-)

@mark_lynas We're about to lose similar in Southern California as hype-fearmongers are succeeding in shutting down San Onofre.@paulkent http://t.co/Tw16BlLHpJ

@DCLindholm I finally carved out some time to start reading Convergence. It is fantastic, and I'm not even out of the intro yet.

Just saw Elite Squad: The Enemy WIthin, what a powerful indictment of a corrupt system. Great movie. http://t.co/jfeQJt33pk

@cjchivers RT @tracey_shelton The canister used in a chemical attack on Sheikh Maqsoud, Aleppo on April 13. http://t.co/5ZjzNNTKuL

@rmogull QOTD: "Real firewalls stop fire."

Programmer @ericblue likes the Jawbone UP so much, he sniffed the undocumented client API http://t.co/lbRimQplyB
Retweeted by Dan O'DonnellBlue Angels 2013 air show update, http://t.co/yUQyoBj7ST #BlueAngels #airshow@chuckgoolsbee @kilbo We all have our price. When I graduated college, if you'd told me I'd be this deep in the MIC…It first looked like the Outlook folder rearrange fixed the magic disappearing email problem, but no such luck. #Outlook still autodeleting.

Help desk operator: "Too bad that our network doesn't work for ya. Sorry, but I can't do anything. Hope ya get that fixed."@drstevenwooding I looked at that title and thought "the self-cracking password". Apropos of nothing really…@kilbo Congratulations!

Forgot my /. password, AND forgot which email address it is pinned to. #failjust had a little earthquakeTime travel in movies: http://t.co/DVFdKTxPdoI thought that changing @Tom_Schnabel 's show would have it available for listening. Can't find link to the actual show on the @kcrw site.Look for Me in church today. I won't be there, but look anyway!
Retweeted by Dan O'Donnell@jsnell @settern ICMYI, the advert that movie was based on was a real thing in Craigs List. Really entertaining movie by the way.@joanwalsh Heard you on @ianmastersmedia - good interview, good discussion.

Cyber war game NATO, https://t.co/Iec6CDsqblIncludes a promising #BSM audit review tool RT @afp548 Open Source OS X Tools released by Twocanoes Software http://t.co/TeZ4htx87o

.@jfleck Warren Olney interviews JPL climatologist on SoCal's 5in of rain and its portent for this season. http://t.co/bwqS6Efe0Z #drought@atlauren The best idiot analysis I've seen (complete with idiot comments) comes from a #Winfanboi in the OC: http://t.co/HMBt4WSBOs@officemachelp @dianeoforegon @jaharmi @atlauren I can't say for sure that it was the direct cause, but there is a coincidence of events.

Diamond Dave gives his best interview EVAR. http://t.co/rKvqS3cMfI #diamonddave@dianeoforegon @jaharmi @atlauren This has solved the problem of Outlook automagically deleting emails when they trxfr between folders. Thx!

Learning to really despise Apple's iCloud.

@sumanlypossible @glgray Installed mine for ESRI's ArcInfo and #Harpoon, http://t.co/t1v5zdPFyo :-)Estonia calls BSA’s IP enforcement report a “modern protection racket” http://t.co/rWqRGtbnYA by @cfarivar
Retweeted by Dan O'Donnell@CrispinBurke @drunkenpredator Are they black Blackhawks? Because black helicopters are sooo last century.

@ericgarland You call it democracy: system of govt for the people. I call it lucrocracy: a system of govt for whoever provides the money.Beyond a doubt, sentient behavior: RT @HealTheBay Extraordinary footage: #Dolphin seeks help from a diver http://t.co/7EgLtMdLs5China to Japan: stop freaking out when we violate your airspace, it's going to keep happening. http://t.co/TtyivZQzkv
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@blpdc @nprnews @nils_gilman I hang with Oceania, sub: Minipax.@ddayen The payouts are deductible but if they bounce the checks then they keep the money as well as the tax. Brilliant strategy! #crime.@taosecurity And @mwlauthor is teaching a 4hr tutorial on this topic in 1 month at BSDCan. http://t.co/v6kYPMZIML #BSDCan

NIST stands up a new thing called a National Cybersecurity Center of Excellence #NCCoE #Splunk: http://t.co/G4lWPDnAjM.@Galrahn I am happy to have roads and bridges, and an air traffic control system, and a blue water navy. #TheseThingsAreNotFreeTo all lovers of Dynamics, today is Leonhard Euler’s 306th birthday. The man was a giant of mechanics and mathematics.
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Ask a Linguist: "How do I speak to women?" (If Chomsky doesn't know, how can the rest of us figure it out?) http://t.co/kFoXobumhM!

@2Laure And here I thought it was as simple as "dump the bag of chips on the floor". ;-)

NorK missile launch postponed due to failure of Windows 8. http://t.co/Fauhss9yts [satire]

FAQ for the new Chrome-Blink (Google web browser), http://t.co/eJsHAAG0Ik

@tbridge @feorlen When you get to it, I've got a shell script that converts BSM logs to text and puts them in a state that Splunk can get.@DougHenwood So Thatcher took credit for Tony Blair?

$GOVTAGENCY sends me an email directive with "Action required by 0 April 2013". Ooookaaaay. #fail

@ctdawe Breakfast of Champions@tbridge @ctdawe @rtrouton It exists, but gets very few posts and any discussion is strictly forbidden. #medievalApple is shutting down the email lists, and forcing users to the Apple Support (web) Forum. http://t.co/jl3AM8r9cU #fail

@ericgarland Paris for two weeks in spring. Nice. I'll be in Tallinn for two weeks in spring. But not in Paris.@toddheberlein I read Cuckoo's Egg in 2005 and thought the same - still relevant.History Licking Its Chops To Judge George W. Bush 'Let Me At That F__ker,' Says Branch Of Knowledge http://t.co/mdU8SXZBsr via @TheOnion
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@kerri9494 With teachers who may or may not be very good at it yet. It's a new model; they know the old, but the new not so much.Know your Russian oligarch, MT via @eestiglew http://t.co/FNQSLvhQud@Galrahn status of the minesweeper that went aground 2+ months ago: http://t.co/fggD4GGSoc

“Capital is seeking to avoid the burden-sharing which makes modern society possible.” via @cafreeland http://t.co/kBwfL8KbnhGuy withdraws money from ATM, then drops into XP shell, starts and plays Angry Birds #BestATMhackEver http://t.co/ePQR9PbuXV

SDoS - SCUBA Denial of Service http://t.co/tcnoxPMcY1Florida couple forecloses on BankAmerica branch that had illegally foreclosed on them. #JusticeRealAndPoetic http://t.co/TIoawM3Ljw

"The corporation serves the society that charters it." Prestowitz on the Swiss reining in the gnomes of Zurich. http://t.co/4X5crQokym

Wait, Katherine Heigl is still making movies?? I thought we put something in place to make sure this never happened again.
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@shloky When I was a commercial diver, the smaller guys were better than the big guys - better power/weight ratios I think were the key.Old enough to remember when Google used to add things to the internet.@stuartgarlick I'm looking forward to seeing Tallinn and meeting the people. (Surf I can do here in LA.) @LeelaToomsalu@davidisen Of course, look at what Michael Powell did, and where it got him now. #InItForTheMoney@stuartgarlick @LeelaToomsalu Looking forward to visiting Tallinn and Estonia in 2 months! #FromLosAngeles@HealTheBay one of our guys at the 'Bu yesterday http://t.co/qpscZxerDK

Utah on its way to creating population explosion of small rodents. #UnintendedConsequences http://t.co/b0cOVFOfHq