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@MaieAiyed haha this was an attorney saying this when talking about how the govt wants to antagonize to get the Muslim community@BrotherAli you and @amirsulaiman need to do more tracks together. Amir agrees."Your problem as a [Muslim] community is that you're largely law-abiding." -Charles D. SwiftThey say there's a first for everything. Too nervous to eat. What is this.

@MonaAiyed OMG IF THE SHARKS WIN WHEN RAMADAN MOVES INTO PLAYOFFS I'M GONNA START READING QURAN AT THE HP EVERY FREAKING DAY@MonaAiyed or try to delay the next game until ramadan when the shayateen are all locked up.@MonaAiyed someone put the 3ayn on them. or jinn or something.@MonaAiyed yeah so i've heard. still though...playoffs...i swear someone in the Sharks organization pissed off someone who does voodoo@MonaAiyed it would be SO NICE if you could just be like "Oh I'm done rooting for you perennial failures" but the next day I'm back =[@MonaAiyed honestly, if i didn't hate Boston teams with a passion of a thousand fires, I'd have quit the Bay years ago. loyalty sucks.@desouki @khaled74 I have the most depressing twitter feed right now =(
Retweeted by Ahmed Desouki@MonaAiyed excuse me while i go punch a wall adsfl;aj;lkjgssfa@khaled74 crap dude. ugghhhh@MonaAiyed FML ARE YOU SERIOUS. THE QUEENS?! AGAIN?! UGHHG;ASLDH;FKLASJDF;LAKSJFD;LKAJExcuse me while I go through another Bay Area sports team-induced depression. I'm afraid to even check in on the Sharks.That's game. =[Hey Warriors, I don't play a lot of basketball but I heard that if you wanna win YOU DON'T LEAVE PLAYERS WIDE OPEN BEYOND THE ARCIf you're tweeting/Facebook posting about the finale of The Office, you're literally Hitler.AND DESPITE ALL THAT ... TWO. POINT. GAME. #ALLCAPSNATION
Retweeted by Ahmed DesoukiTHESE REFS ARE DOING ALL THEY CAN TO MAKE SURE THE #WARRIORS RUN ENDS HERE. TERRIBLE CALLS DOTTING ENTIRE SECOND HALF.
Retweeted by Ahmed Desouki@DoubleOA haha w/e socal schools share a wall, this is Davis' own wall that we alone built.@fala7a_ yeah...same reason I disappeared. Though the lack of your PDA with @Sinseriously will free up the timeline I never read any more =]Although it would be fun to collectively bully Serine some more, but a Chem major's gotta to what a Chem major's gotta do.
Retweeted by Ahmed Desouki@DoubleOA yessir! http://t.co/WqRcN91xeMMy sisters @rawankad and fatiimooosh and myself. Only proper #tbt during Palestine Awareness Week #PAW… http://t.co/b5h0CwgiEp

@Moses9i6 found it. oddly had to do some digging. oh well http://t.co/taLqA6aANm@shoaib914 @Moses9i6 @usaaleem LOL shoaib that was a great night. BUT it's the worst. thing. ever. don't watch it, Moses.

@Mohammad97Obeid after being a fan this long, ive just gotten used to disappointments now. except for 49ers i learned to not get my hopes up@desouki I'm hella pissed
Retweeted by Ahmed DesoukiTypical life of a Bay Area native: two of your teams take a dump in the second round of the playoffs. On the same night.Ugh. Sharks. Please not again"After Mecca, they say Malcolm became more like King when in reality, King became more like Malcolm."Haha I'm catching up on following people who'd followed me. Pretty sure I'm still missing some too lol @Nonyylicious80,000+ Syrians dead doesn't bother you, but one isolated case of a rebel eating a human heart and suddenly you've become a humanitarian.
Retweeted by Ahmed DesoukiA routinely spew of 'inspirational' quotes can be desensitizing if said to maintain an image, be unconventional, and sincerely so.
Retweeted by Ahmed Desouki@fala7a_ @Sinseriously loooollllll at first i thought you were referencing the infamous Prop 8 here in Cali. but yes i get it now lolYou don’t get to choose how you are going to die, or when. But you can choose how you are going to live, right now.
Retweeted by Ahmed Desouki@Sinseriously @fala7a_ some 3aysh would be required, obviously.@fala7a_ @Sinseriously no thanks but i do prefer my jelly with cream cheese if you have any@fala7a_ @Sinseriously so...what's the fiqh of online PDA?"And people on the phone ought to slow down with their number of words per second. It makes life miserable." *laughter* "I'm serious!"Girl asks a question. Old man: "As an aside, girls with high-pitched voices are the hardest to hear for old people."Gosh, old people the greatest thing ever.Thanks to @wangsness and @BostonGlobe for an excellent story on Imam Will! http://t.co/9665berl7s
Retweeted by Ahmed Desouki"The one thing that makes the world go round: money; you can buy anything except good health & longevity."Figuring out what it is you want to say - that's the hardest part sometimes.
Retweeted by Ahmed DesoukiAngelina Jolie: "I made a decision to have a preventive double mastectomy." | http://t.co/CKpM3LYh4U #MustRead #PublicHealth
Retweeted by Ahmed Desouki#Angelina Jolie's movies might be pretty crappy, but her activism is on point. She lends her celebrity to meaningful causes. Respect.
Retweeted by Ahmed Desouki@Moses9i6 yeah I love JK Rowling. I wish she could be my aunt

Settlers suspected of desecrating West Bank graves http://t.co/PxEMuRZBXu #alarabiya #WestBank #Israel #Palestine
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Jazakumullah khayr my dear brothers and sisters in Sacramento for a beautiful weekend. I'm so glad I'm coming back in a few weeks inshaAllah
Retweeted by Ahmed DesoukiA young boy wearing a gas mask with a molotov cocktail in his hand. Battle of the Bogside. Northern Ireland. Aug 1969 http://t.co/UbDxLlO8wm
Retweeted by Ahmed DesoukiIf a believer turns away during prayer, God will ask, "To where? Are you turning to something better than Me?""Since when has time become your enemy that you should kill it?"Ali b. Abi Ṭālib defines asceticism best: “Asceticism is not that you own nothing but it is that nothing owns you.”@Sinseriously hahaha he really is. he's too cool honestly. our Qabeelat had dinner w/ him last night. so much sports talk.@Sinseriously lol we're talking about adab of profile pics & he's like "If feel comfortable posing like this *duckface* in person then cool"Shaykh Omar Suleiman just duck-faced. This weekend is great.You cannot be disciplined in anything unless you're disciplined in everything.Peer pressure doesn't go away when you grow up, it just gets more expensive.The good deeds of normal people are the sins of the righteous.

@adeelarh haha good to see you too Adilah.@AhmadBadr3 will do! =]@adeelarh no idea how I unfollowed you lol@kawTHUG hahahahahahahahaha i died at the thought of you doing this@kawTHUG lol calm down reading too muchSufyan at’Thawri said, “He who desires to be seen by the people is not truthful to Allāh.”"What is more harmful than two wolves attacking a flock of sheep is a man's love of wealth and status." -Prophet Muhammad@saannnaaaa totally read that hashtag initially as "feelin gold". I think it works better that way lol@kawTHUG oh there's plenty I'm not telling Amirah ;]@kawTHUG and yes I realize it hella sounds like a love story lol@kawTHUG haha I'm serious girl! Their relationship was beautiful. I just gotta work on becoming Omar before finding my Abu Bakr lolHearing the relationship between Omar ibn al-Khattab and Abu Bakr as-Siddiq makes me insanely jealous. I hope to be a Omar to an Abu Bakr."Funny, those who don't like Aisha use hadiths she narrated about herself in the instances where she upset the Prophet so we could learn."Abū Hurayrah narrates that the Prophet said, “It is sufficient lying for a person to say everything he hears.”@yazanamr yeah mean, he's such a great figure. still blown away by him.@desouki I still remember your halaqa pertaining to Al-Basri in the beginning of the year lol. great reminder sA
Retweeted by Ahmed DesoukiTruthfulness in actions means there’s consistency between your actions and your speech.Truthfulness in speech means there’s consistency between reality and your speech.Al-Ḥasan al-Baṣri said, “Allāh has created two gates for the tongue: your teeth and lips. Learn to use your gates properly.”Reality TV exists because it allows you to examine the flaws of others and gives you the bliss of ignoring your own faults.Ali b. Abi Ṭālib:"Worst possible friend a person can have is a person who flatters you all the time & expects you to flatter them in return”“The worst of people in the eyes of God are those who people avoid advising and correcting out of fear of being abused.” [Bukhari]“The greatest hypocrite is the one who fears hypocrisy the least.”Imam Ibn al-Qayyim: “If you want to blindly follow someone, that’s fine. But do not follow a living person.”Imam Abu Hanifa said, “Do not follow me without knowing my evidences.”His response: “I don’t know, I wasn't invited to the wedding.” Moral: don't ask dumb questions. (2/2)One time gave a Imam ash-Sha’bi sermon on Shaytan & was asked what the name of Iblis’s wife. (1/2)@omerakhan yessir. taking it again because it was too good the first time around.Abu Musa al-Ash’ari: “We did not have a question except that Aisha could answer.”Knowledge will not give you a part of it until you give it all of you.“Whoever makes his religion the object of his argumentation will frequently change it.” –Omar ibn Abdel AzeezI'm going to spam your timelines with things I'm learning from the AlMaghrib class with Shaykh Omar Suleiman.I have no idea what exactly is going on in Pakistan but I'm praying for the best.

"The good deeds of normal people are the bad deeds of the righteous.""All you have to do is show Allah that you want to change. Allah SWT will not shut the door on… http://t.co/hxW8dYFEsq

@reignfive will do lol. Any songs you recommend?Five reasons why Hawking is right to boycott Israel by @benabyad http://t.co/FBpJsRP811
Retweeted by Ahmed Desouki@reignfive chance?@uyendaylln so I just saw this but for you the answer is always an emphatic yes please <3333