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@panzer @mrgan @settern NOTHING TO SEE HERE. MOVE ALONG.We’re talking @scalzi’s Human Division live on @theincomparable, right now! (Also Hugo nom short stories.) http://t.co/rfGP4jsQB7@cmchn I love my A-Wing.“The Department of Conservation and Reservation is inviting residents to swim in the Charles.”
“*All* presidents?”
“…”In which Microsoft pulls the e-brake and does a 180 on the Xbox One. http://t.co/IVbhL75Umy@calzone @Kreaton Now, in my head, I’m imagining Omar talking about quiche. “Cheese, eggs, crust. That shit be delicious."@Kreaton That wasn’t a reference, just a bad joke. (Omar is on The Wire, and he shoots people with a shotgun.)@Kreaton He’s more of a quiche-quiche-bang-bang kind of guy, if you know what I mean.@Kreaton It’s a little more excitable than “Omar’s coming.”Wish there were a way of scrapping voice plan for more data. 12 days into month I’ve used a total of 6 minutes of voice and 2GB of data.@GlennF It wouldn’t fit on the shelf of my TV cart, where it currently lives...unless I turn it sideways.@ThisMightBeJess Happy birthday, o former roomie!@gknauss Have you been listening to @theincomparable D&D episodes?@shawnblanc (I should note that I had to buy it when I was in a wedding party. It’s the suit equivalent of a bridesmaid dress.)@shawnblanc I will also need to have it dyed. “Camel” looks good on nobody.I once bought a suit at Men’s Wearhouse.
I still don’t like the way I look.@Redsabr See link.Wired’s got a nice feature on The Art of the Trailer, but they miss my favorite ever: Unbreakable. http://t.co/0h65WAORyWSo, great that HBO and ESPN are now on the Apple TV, but where the heck is the CW? http://t.co/Pgcz960sZS
“I think I would take The Thing over Aquaman in a fist fight.”
“…What about in a fish fight?”I have almost finished my homework for @theincomparable. Almost.@jsnell Emergency Alert Scares Reporter! Film at 11!@saladinahmed Don’t you remember what happened last time you started this?!
Also, I’ve been waiting to use Ser Ree, With a Fringe on Top.@westwardview The receptionist and a patient at the doctor’a office did too! We were all commiserating.Just got my first emergency weather alert on my phone. Scared the crap out of me. Buzzed, played loud screeching tone through car speakers.@MykeCole Well, hell. My job just got way easier, then!@MykeCole Don’t forget 0.) Write good book.@PVBrett Weird, right?
By the way, thanks for this soul fragment I got after reading The Daylight War. IT’S DELICIOUS.@blankbaby @jsnell @abrahamvegh @theincomparable I just call him “Jason.”@PVBrett It’s the entitlement thing that gets to me. “Dance! For you are my monkey, here to serve and entertain me!”Just got a PR email from STRAX GmbH. Had no idea Sontarans were into smartphone accessories.@PVBrett No, no, *failure* is not an option. Murder’s always on the table. (My best story of a dick emailing me: http://t.co/j4fSvmRfp0)@PVBrett I get a lot of those. My solution is to murder with magnanimity. (It’s like killing with kindness, only more so.)
@GlennF @blankbaby Son of a!@blankbaby “Book ‘em, McNulty!”@siegel I got a guy who helps me make that distinction.@DanJosef That’s some kind of ice-cream snack, right?Robert Jordan’s Furniture. #authorbrands
(That one’s for you New England locals.)@dmoren John/George Rolls Royce Tolkien/Martin #authorbrands
Retweeted by Dan MorenAyn Rand Corporation. #authorbrandsDavid Foster’s Australian For Beer Wallace. #authorbrandsHewlett Packard Lovecraft. #authorbrands@MykeCole @ChuckWendig As always, glad to see my alma mater is doing yeoman’s work.@calzone @heymermaid @thejessbeast @RoboTony Wolverine vs. Snakes was more interesting that most people gave it credit.@le_re @jsnell Fair enough! It’s been a while since I read them anyway. Got up to book 7 back in 1996, can’t bring myself to go back.@jsnell @le_re Sounds like me. And I stick by it: So many of his women come across as either whiny and ineffectual or awed by male chars.@scalzi I only go to Cinnadouche at the airport when none of the other food places are open for breakfast.
Retweeted by Dan MorenAyn Rand Corporation. #authorbrandsDavid Foster’s Australian For Beer Wallace. #authorbrandsHewlett Packard Lovecraft. #authorbrands@MykeCole @ChuckWendig As always, glad to see my alma mater is doing yeoman’s work.@calzone @heymermaid @thejessbeast @RoboTony Wolverine vs. Snakes was more interesting that most people gave it credit.@le_re @jsnell Fair enough! It’s been a while since I read them anyway. Got up to book 7 back in 1996, can’t bring myself to go back.@jsnell @le_re Sounds like me. And I stick by it: So many of his women come across as either whiny and ineffectual or awed by male chars.@scalzi I only go to Cinnadouche at the airport when none of the other food places are open for breakfast.
@danielpunkass @patr1ck @jimray TOO LATE.@saladinahmed Funny, that looks just like @jonathancoulton's New York State ID from ten years ago!You know, in a patriarchy, _every_ day is Father's Day.
Retweeted by Dan Moren@siegel It was weird, because at one point I really thought I could feel it on my wrist even though it wasn’t there. WHAT HAVE I BECOME?I took off my Flex this morning to recharge it, and now I’m suffering from phantom Fitbit syndrome.@MykeCole Scottish regalia for the win.It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.
Retweeted by Dan Moren@siegel It was weird, because at one point I really thought I could feel it on my wrist even though it wasn’t there. WHAT HAVE I BECOME?I took off my Flex this morning to recharge it, and now I’m suffering from phantom Fitbit syndrome.@MykeCole Scottish regalia for the win.It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.
@heymermaid @settern THIS IS A WORRISOME TWEET.@heymermaid @jmgold @settern Thank goodness. Being literally on fire is more of an @esritt thing.Cosmos up by 100 at the half #bostonderbydames
Retweeted by Dan Moren@jmgold WOOT!My kingdom for whatever the hell gets us off the tarmac and into a gate.@gedeon @jsnell @reneritchie So glad to be on this thread before seeing the movie. :|@lexfri I think @settern tried to AirDrop that picture to you.@jsnell :| I was looking forward to it!Hey, @JewelStaite’s on The Killing! As is @GreggHenry88 and @theAaronDouglas. Man, it’s like a sci-fi reunion up in here.@PhilipMichaels Her secret is she’s always angry.Not only was that episode recorded live with all four of us, but we have a sponsor, too! We’re almost like a professional show or something.Podcast is coming! @jsnell, @siracusa, @settern and I discuss Game of Thrones S3 on the newest @theincomparable. http://t.co/oqkFSNkkh4Getting ready to take off. Fortunately there’s a Beverly Hills Cop movie on TV. #notplayingNearby flight to Orlando: “Think about your favorite Disney character, because we ask you.”
If you can’t think of one, you can’t board.So far, @siracusa has fended off only one ardent admirer at the gate.
Retweeted by Dan Moren@jmgold WOOT!My kingdom for whatever the hell gets us off the tarmac and into a gate.@gedeon @jsnell @reneritchie So glad to be on this thread before seeing the movie. :|@lexfri I think @settern tried to AirDrop that picture to you.@jsnell :| I was looking forward to it!Hey, @JewelStaite’s on The Killing! As is @GreggHenry88 and @theAaronDouglas. Man, it’s like a sci-fi reunion up in here.@PhilipMichaels Her secret is she’s always angry.Not only was that episode recorded live with all four of us, but we have a sponsor, too! We’re almost like a professional show or something.Podcast is coming! @jsnell, @siracusa, @settern and I discuss Game of Thrones S3 on the newest @theincomparable. http://t.co/oqkFSNkkh4Getting ready to take off. Fortunately there’s a Beverly Hills Cop movie on TV. #notplayingNearby flight to Orlando: “Think about your favorite Disney character, because we ask you.”
If you can’t think of one, you can’t board.So far, @siracusa has fended off only one ardent admirer at the gate.
Staff meetings mean I get to talk with @schollem about family, talk with @BodyofBreen about Ealing comedies, and ride @danfrakes’s scooter.Dan Moren scoots https://t.co/pqj6rkxCkr
Retweeted by Dan Moren@calzone @JasonT @RoboTony It’s a refreshing change in this era of instant communication.@JasonT @RoboTony Send a raven!@rmogull I totally still owe you for that Mi-Fi.@JasonT @RoboTony What is this “call” you speak of?Mr. @rmogull is unquestionably the smartest guy in Mac security. Don’t miss him on Apple’s announcements this week: http://t.co/jHAkAnqvy7
Retweeted by Dan Moren@calzone @JasonT @RoboTony It’s a refreshing change in this era of instant communication.@JasonT @RoboTony Send a raven!@rmogull I totally still owe you for that Mi-Fi.@JasonT @RoboTony What is this “call” you speak of?Mr. @rmogull is unquestionably the smartest guy in Mac security. Don’t miss him on Apple’s announcements this week: http://t.co/jHAkAnqvy7
@reneritchie @medicgirl I’m going to GTFO instead.Rocking with @dmoren @jsnell @settern.
Not pictured: @siracusa http://t.co/iP1tYNSDwm
Retweeted by Dan Moren@medicgirl Thanks for reminding me. Now I can bug @reneritchie for spelling my name wrong in his post.@RoboTony Nice green screen.@MykeCole I remember when we studied the Ancient Geeks in high school.I bet this ancient Egyptian-era d20 rolls crits on mummies. http://t.co/EjHiBLxQxC”%3EMetropolitan%20Museum%20of%20Art@chiefted @MykeCole My love for Myke knows NO BOUNDS. He knows this. Trying to get him to write something for us about this. :)PSA: Need an app or icon facelift in time for iOS 7? Contact Pacific Helm!
Retweeted by Dan Moren@MykeCole Roger. You know where to find me.@saladinahmed “Any last words, Snake Eyes?”
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“Your words move me.”@MykeCole I don’t think antivirus is unwarranted; I’ve just survived a long time without it. Interested in writing something for us?Spielberg and Lucas predict the demise of the movie industry as we know it. http://t.co/UjlMPyDS05@MykeCole I ask because I know your credentials, and I’m curious about your experience. But I also keep pretty close watch on this.@MykeCole There are more threats than in the past, certainly, but still not many in the wild, especially if you don’t open suspicious files.@SamSykesSwears I look forward to the inevitable crossover with Arkham Horror.@MykeCole Says who?
Retweeted by Dan Moren@medicgirl Thanks for reminding me. Now I can bug @reneritchie for spelling my name wrong in his post.@RoboTony Nice green screen.@MykeCole I remember when we studied the Ancient Geeks in high school.I bet this ancient Egyptian-era d20 rolls crits on mummies. http://t.co/EjHiBLxQxC”%3EMetropolitan%20Museum%20of%20Art@chiefted @MykeCole My love for Myke knows NO BOUNDS. He knows this. Trying to get him to write something for us about this. :)PSA: Need an app or icon facelift in time for iOS 7? Contact Pacific Helm!
Retweeted by Dan Moren@MykeCole Roger. You know where to find me.@saladinahmed “Any last words, Snake Eyes?”
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“Your words move me.”@MykeCole I don’t think antivirus is unwarranted; I’ve just survived a long time without it. Interested in writing something for us?Spielberg and Lucas predict the demise of the movie industry as we know it. http://t.co/UjlMPyDS05@MykeCole I ask because I know your credentials, and I’m curious about your experience. But I also keep pretty close watch on this.@MykeCole There are more threats than in the past, certainly, but still not many in the wild, especially if you don’t open suspicious files.@SamSykesSwears I look forward to the inevitable crossover with Arkham Horror.@MykeCole Says who?
Attn: @GlennF. My rates for selling The Mageazine are very reasonable. I require one Nimbus 2000 and a horse named Shadowfax.@MykeCole I can never tell what tone you say that in, so I’m just going to assume it’s awe.I’m starting an internet publication entirely about wizards. I call it The Mageazine.@heymermaid @JasonT @Genevieve @RoboTony The letter 3, my friend.
I can’t read or write.@JasonT @RoboTony I’ve been convinced.@PBones The real Paul would never question himself.@danfrakes @jsnell @tarungangwani Inl would never say “sunk.” Lies!@dlpasco @siegel I’m here too, but I’m more like this: http://t.co/YsFdrouqtD





