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Sometimes known as Anne or Ingrid. Not sure why. I grok Twitter. Director of #ffthefilm. http://t.co/VtTudFjXyo

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@nevesytrof @hassankhan scared thoSo @erinscafe and I are getting a snack and what exactly is happening here http://t.co/G69v0SAFyX
Retweeted by Erin Faulk@NoshThis @linecook always polite to introduce someone with their name, and an interesting fact about them.@erinscafe you forgot "This is Amee, she's pregnant." @linecook
Retweeted by Erin Faulk@smrtmnky "she may have been juggling too many things"@smrtmnky DED"@craignewman: Clown Suffers Minor Injuries in Clown Car Crash http://t.co/6ch031dyHE" cc @erinscafe
Retweeted by Erin Faulk"This is Kai, he owns Nosh This. This is Ed, he works at Ubisoft. This is Erin, she's a Dodgers fan." - @linecook, making introductions@bsdtectr HOW DID YOU KNOWDay 58 and the humans are starting to get suspicious. Only a few days of Hunting season left. Play it cool Mike. http://t.co/b4LDdc02b8
Retweeted by Erin FaulkThere are guys dancing on BART is this normal.Thanks to comments made by @erinscafe I can't stop looking at @linecook's calves. So that's how MY day is going.
Retweeted by Erin Faulk@elvenjen @mpanighetti yup!@Jus_de_fruit never bb@mpanighetti @elvenjen I've got tickets to a show in Santa Cruz, or I totally would@elvenjen @mpanighetti that should work!@Olivianuzzi @bsdtectr fair@elvenjen @mpanighetti that could work! Text me tomorrow?You guys I got totally lost trying to get to @NoshThis and I gave up and ordered a @lyft and I'm like 40 minutes late nbd. #scafelifehipsters crossing busy streets reading books dot tumblr dot comPredicting what @erinscafe will do next is the Kobayashi Maru of NSA Academy.
Retweeted by Erin Faulk@panic13B all phones should be on silent always.Creeper pro-tip: turn off the camera sounds on your phone.Thanks, Bing! RT @_ob_yan: @erinscafe http://t.co/AftNl7UwVthttp://t.co/EQzZFEEo6d@dcbigjohn wow autocorrect is just having itself a day@dcbigjohn tell ms about ithttp://t.co/F0dvQhq1kK@adamsteinbaugh autocorrect is a bit dirty today@Itsjustbeej haha nopeReally falling down a bit of a rabbit hole here with the celebrities holing animals pics. http://t.co/vX4UCoy6V7http://t.co/In7NKWZXb1Happy Tuesday. http://t.co/Eji6e9bOEX@morningmoneyben http://t.co/N9C0BKDqdR@morningmoneyben I can't. Sometimes he needs to know he's making bad decisions. http://t.co/jkpb1m4CLD@morningmoneyben no no no no no nope no nuh-uhno no no no no http://t.co/40JjWazpP6@FuckTheFalcons @decoder303 @KT_NS yes. She wasn't lying.@FuckTheFalcons @decoder303 omg you're the best@lilbrigid I love it@decoder303 yes. Yes. That would be amazing.@chrisbrown be honest: is this actually you tweeting tho or do you have people for this@lilbrigid OH MY GODClayton Kershaw plays William Tell, throws at Jimmy Kimmel’s head http://t.co/QNTgGD1x6W http://t.co/alyY8vFzdy
Retweeted by Erin Faulk@amandarykoff because you have to celebrate having a queen that's not really in charge of anything and a common background of colonialism@GlennF @decoder303 I'm okay with that@georgepearkes @decoder303 @GroverNorquist no an EXTRA one. Grover needs his.@ryancrago srslyDoes anyone have a Burning Man ticket they need to sell? @decoder303 needs one. Also can I sneak in in his luggage or is that frowned upon.greetings that spread bacteria, ranked: 4) fingerguns 3) fistbump 2) handshake 1) tongue
Retweeted by Erin Faulk@MalkyTHE @taylorswift13 smooth.@SteveKandell @ezraklein High fives have been clinically proven to transfer 100% more rock and roll than handshakes and fist bumps combined
Retweeted by Erin Faulk@stevenharlow85 nope. Should I?@street_pizza hahaha I should get out of the bathtub. Whatever.wait what RT @DailyMailCeleb: Slash once drugged his girlfriend's mother then had sex in the room while she slept http://t.co/n9C0vi5RtA@grisuy dear god why are you reading this. Also please continue.@MelissaHawks @jessamyngray I'll do itWhen you're having this conversation and your phone keeps autocorrecting. cc: @erinscafe #obamacarewitherin http://t.co/UEblFo1pJw
Retweeted by Erin Faulk@street_pizza drunk and watching amateur standup comedy on Folsom
@tcarmody #preachThere are two kinds of people who grew up in the USA: kids who thought Red Lobster was a fancy place and the ones who thought it was trashy.
Retweeted by Erin FaulkGod I love @street_pizza. Sorry, just remembered that and I had to tweet it.@amnewsboy I mean he swung a machete and his middle name is pirate.@CharmingGrump @smrtmnky yes plz@erinscafe look we all admire the "I'll do it" shtick but open mic night in the Mission is where we should have a talk about drawing lines
Retweeted by Erin FaulkHOW TO WRAP YOUR PIGLET IN A BLANKET cc: @ameeko http://t.co/6SEbmNcNoP@thundercrat ilu@ASDem I'm coming over there tomorrow. Hang out Wednesday?@ASDem @jesseberney yes are you here@KarenMMcP no women obvs"Thanks for coming out, I hope all the Dodgers die in a plane or car accident." - actual end of comedy nightAll the comedians are wearing plaid and they have a slight beer gut and a two-week beard. Send help.@StinkinBadger this hurts@erinscafe why haven't you left
Retweeted by Erin Faulk@sundownmotel my beer isn't finishedThis set is terrible send help.@IamErikRussel @JVSylvester ty@ciruelas_rojas next I thinkYou guys, @NoshThis brought delicious chocolate to amateur standup night. http://t.co/NHtR8pJOYT@JVSylvester yupThis is a really sad standup act about racism and politics and lawyers. So what I'm saying is this is a standup act.This comedian sat on the piano and made an Obama joke when I offered my spare change to the tip bucket. http://t.co/WYM0cNurFB@GlennF @edcasey hopefully soon almost outSan Francisco comedians: I don't understand your jokes about the tenderloin.@chickwithapen WUT@IamErikRussel it's a straight up jesus cut@edcasey I actually keep laughing and then the comedian connects with me and I'm stuck here all nightAmateur dive-bar stand-up comedy with @ameeko and @erinscafe at the Rite Spot. There are worse ways to spend a Monday night I s'pose
Retweeted by Erin FaulkPretty sure we just heard a poop joke.@stevenEchambers Thursday?@adamcritchlow but that tweet was funnier@adamcritchlow ilu@edcasey ed in dying@stevenEchambers complete accident. Ed said I had to buy a drink if I used the restroom. Come hang out I want to meet your wife.I don't understand your BART jokes, San Francisco comedians.@robertecrump noMy Dodgers hat has been mentioned several times at comedy night. http://t.co/Dhc5CdZNNT"I'm broke I'm sad I never have a girlfriend everything is the worst and then I'm gonna die nbd." - stand-up comedy mostly@NoshThis don't worry, you're not missing any good standup@ClaraJeffery @chrisgeidner @darth it's rough rn, not gonna lie
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