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Erin Faulk @erinscafe Hollywoodland

Sometimes known as Anne or Ingrid. Not sure why. Twitter Commissioner. Director of #ffthefilm. http://t.co/k8rutNPKfM

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@jnmcrms do it #sorrynotsorry@PTCruiserUSA hi bb, I was thinking about you this morning
11/19
2014
Has Katherine Heigl's hair fallen down yet.@DailyMailCeleb is that a brad pitt wigConstantine was better than State of Affairs and @Charlie_Halford was better than Katherine Heigl.@SolJewasaurus @Mobute Constantine was better THERE I SAID IT@robertecrump nahhelp. can't. breathe. RT @Brocklesnitch: @erinscafe http://t.co/hWJpogq12EI forget what number I'm on but number eleventy billion of things that are wrong with #StateofAffairs is @Mobute and I aren't writing it.Can't tell if @erinscafe was spelling analyst wrong on purpose or if it was just the result of drunk livetweeting...either way I'm in favor.
Retweeted by Erin Faulk@Brocklesnitch okay I'll do it@Brocklesnitch EVERYTHING WAS SO FRUSTRATING TO HER LIKE YEAH WELL THAT GUY'S HEAD JUST GOT CUT OFF SO MAYBE BE NICER TO YOUR THERAPIST OKAY7. wtf even was that show6. If the President, who was going to be her mother-in-law, isn't the love interest this season, I'm never watching again.Good luck and godspeed. RT @chrisargyris: @erinscafe OK now you've got me watching On Demand5. Charleston Tucker was the same amount of angry at terrorists, random guys at the bar, and her therapist. How did she pass the psych eval.4. There's no crying in the CIA.3a. Charleston Tucker or whateverthefuck your name is, please spend more time catching bad guys and less curling your hair, signed taxpayers3. Can we go back to the hair because I can't stress enough how long it takes to do that shit and ain't nobody got time for that.2. Heigl is only likable because she lost her hot fiance to a terrorist attack. Because women are only likable if they are vulnerable.I mean this whole list could really be about the hair. Much like the show.1d. If she can stop time why is she wasting this gift on her hair why Heigl why why would you be so selfish why.1c. Also how does she have time to do her hair when she gets called into the office at 2 am after a one-night stand CAN SHE STOP TIME.1b. Also how it doesn't move even when she's emoting so hard all over the place. Tell us your secret.1a. Specifically how it always looks like she just got it did for the prom. WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS HEIGL.1. Heigl's hair.Uh oh. @erinscafe is never sleeping again. That's the only way she finishes this list.
Retweeted by Erin FaulkThings That Are Wrong With #StateofAffairs: a list by erinscafeI could be a CIA 'analyist.'Like 117%. RT @CEs_Mustache: @Mobute @erinscafe Just how much of a network Frankenstein Homeland is it?That was bad, and @erinscafe and I should not have watched it. I just want you all to know that. #StateofAffairs
Retweeted by Erin FaulkI hate it when TV shows prey on my laziness, thereby tricking me into watching local news.Katherine Heigl has a lavish kitchen for a character who almost surely never uses it because of her job and being driven. #StateofAffairs
Retweeted by Erin FaulkThis is going to get confusing when the terrorists attack Charleston the city. #StateofAffairs@Mobute yeah, we settled on the Adventure setting. Which just feels right, on a deeper level.CIA asset? CIA asshole, amirite? #StateofAffairs@Brocklesnitch fair, but I can't help it, my ineptitude is endearing, would you like to buy a cupcake from my adorable bakeryAdam is concerned that I have the wrong sound settings. I really don't think that's the problem with the show. #StateofAffairs@Brocklesnitch ilu@erinscafe how the hell did i get so far in front of you. Oh well, time zones i guess.
Retweeted by Erin FaulkWait. Hold up. Heigl was going to marry the President's son? The President was going to be her mother-in-law? Wtf is even happening.I'm going to need more beer if there are any more flashbacks. #StateofAffairsSaw #StateofAffairs yest. Seeing @erinscafe drink/live tweet ep day later really adds color. #ItsARevelation
Retweeted by Erin FaulkTwo jokes already about torture and murder. Good stuff, NBC. #StateofAffairs
Retweeted by Erin Faulk@erinscafe someone give me a show, i hear what you are saying
Retweeted by Erin Faulk@LSUcaligrl OH MY GODThere are plenty of mildly to moderately unattractive men on television. Where my plain girls at?I want to see more mildly to moderately unattractive women on television.@bsdtectr no idea, I am drinkingHeigl's hair is the true hero. #StateofAffairsThere are currently two characters on #StateofAffairs talking to each other and they look like the same person. The casting confuses me.HEIGL IS GOING ROGUE ALTHOUGH I'M NOT SURE WHY OR WHAT IS HAPPENING #StateofAffairsReally glad there's another show on TV where we can hear Americans hilariously mispronounce Arab names. Not enough of that going around.Maybe if the CIA spent less time on their hairstyles we could have beaten the terrorists years ago. #StateofAffairsI wish they would call her Charles. #StateofAffairsHow much does the CIA pay because Heigl's wardrobe is phenomenal. #StateofAffairsFuck i am so glad we now know the romantic situation with every female character #StateofAffairs
Retweeted by Erin FaulkHunting terrorists seems like it would be easier in flats, or at the very least wedges. #StateofAffairsMontage in which the actual interesting part of this job happens but we don't get to see it. #StateofAffairsWhy do the Arabs issuing demands speak haltingly as if expecting Katherine Heigl to translate each line on the fly? #StateofAffairs
Retweeted by Erin FaulkWe? 'We' hunted Bin Laden for ten years? No way Heigl has been working as an 'analyist' for ten years. #StateofAffairshow is her collar so crisp does CIA stand for Collar Is Amazing #StateofAffairs
Retweeted by Erin FaulkHeigl's character appears to have just discovered terrorism. This explains a lot about our foreign policy actually. #StateofAffairsMore skinny jeans at the CIA than I would have imagined. #StateofAffairsAll the men in this show have to be eating while they talk otherwise people like me can’t focus #StateofAffairs
Retweeted by Erin FaulkKatherine Heigl looks like she dressed as a Sexy CIA Analyst for Halloween. #StateofAffairsLook @mobute and I don't care for details. RT @amandarykoff: @erinscafe Can it be a live tweet of something that was on TV 36 hours ago???@amandarykoff well I'm aliveKatherine Heigl is the Erin Andrews of the CIA. #NailedIt #StateofAffairsThere's no way the female "analyists" at the CIA have manicures. I call bullshit on that.Heigl's character is watching a terrorist abduction but all I can think is how perfect her manicure is. #StateofAffairsHeigl is currently wearing glasses indicating that she is not just a pretty face. She's a pretty face even in ugly glasses. #StateofAffairsIt's good they have those maps on the wall so they know where Uzbekistan is. #StateofAffairsshe will have sex in an alleyway but do NOT take off her bra #StateofAffairs
Retweeted by Erin FaulkCHARLESTON TUCKER BETTER BE HER CODE NAME BECAUSE THAT IS NOT A REAL NAME #StateofAffairsIt's good that Heigl was in love at one point or we might have thought her character was too mannish with all that working. #StateofAffairsthis lady does your piano lessons when you are done with the therapy #StateofAffairs
Retweeted by Erin Faulk@Brocklesnitch JOIN USwait is she undercover or is that makeup a real choice her character made #StateofAffairsI can’t tell if Katherine Heigl has PTSD or morning sickness. #StateofAffairs
Retweeted by Erin FaulkWe begin in Kabul. One year ago. Heigl's hair looks great. #StateofAffairs#StateofAffairs LIVETWEET IS A GOOkay @Mobute let's do this let's get Heigled.@nycsouthpaw @Mobute puppy, don't lawyer this@erinscafe @Mobute so, to be clear, the event you're livetweeting is some program you two recorded and have chosen to replay at an odd hour?
Retweeted by Erin Faulk@erinscafe I think they meant "anal cyst"
Retweeted by Erin Faulk@nycsouthpaw DVR. @Mobute reminded me to set it for this important occasion.You guys,the NBC show description says she is a "CIA Analyist." Analyist. Spelled just like that. #StateofAffairs@erinscafe Use #SOA, get it trending and see if we can confuse the #SonsOfAnarchy crowd.
Retweeted by Erin FaulkSo Katherine Heigl is a CIA analyst who a) is allowed to leave her cubicle b) is allowed to talk to the President and c) is hot. Oh okay.@sdpowell1 :(@insomniacslounj me neither tbqh@erinscafe Whenever you're off twitter for a few days, I don't know if your life is falling apart or if you're starting to get it together.
Retweeted by Erin Faulk@sdpowell1 are you coming for thanksgiving@sdpowell1 yes and I just took him on a walk wtfI know this sounds like a warning from the universe to @erinscafe and me, but, like, #yolo.
Retweeted by Erin FaulkLots of shit happening, and we haven't even pressed play. #StateofAffairsOK, we hit a snag on #StateofAffairs when apparently @erinscafe’s dog pooped on the floor and my son crapped his diaper simultaneously.
Retweeted by Erin FaulkIf Katherine Heigl doesn't own her own bakery in this show, imma have words with NBC. #StateofAffairsMy hope for #StateofAffairs is that Katherine Heigl plays Kate Affairs, a renegade chargé d’affaires. @erinscafe
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11/18
2014
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