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So given Ireland's status as a tax haven for Apple. we'll be going to war with them next, right? #fbXbox One hardware analysis and comparison to PS4 http://t.co/OAW4pvDQLN
Retweeted by Peter CohenHP something earnings something something yawn zzzz@strngwys That's decidedly less awesome.@strngwys that's kind of awesome.That was fun!And the @iMore show is a GO! Join @reneritchie @flargh @dkdsgn @macguitar http://t.co/0VkVIT6Cef
Retweeted by Peter Cohen@vbellet @vbellet Passthru HDMI and IR blaster. It’ll control everything.Podcasting live with iMore! http://t.co/7WkS8ZBpNVIs there a rule that says that bike-riding suburban adults need to look like assholes from Tron?@rolphus sure thing!@rolphus at least click on the link, you fucker. Daddy needs pageviews! ;)@rolphus ...and that, unsurprisingly, is my point.All-new @iMore show debuts today at 12:30 PT/3:30 ET w/ @reneritchie @flargh @dkdsgn and… @macguitar ! Be here: http://t.co/7EOM2NqLRr
Retweeted by Peter CohenIs the Xbox One the Apple TV we've been waiting for? http://t.co/iDmdws1z3K
Retweeted by Peter CohenBREAKING NEWS: Arizona Senator John McCain excoriates VCR manufacturers for making his unit flash 12:00 continuously.@tehmeangene @AnimeBoston gets the SHAFT. #lulz@JulieKuehl @ojezap has dinner at 4. He's usually asleep by 7 unless there's a "Murder She Wrote" marathon on.@BodyofBreen @chrisphin I pronounce "forte" as "strength." Sometimes if I'm feeling pithy I'll say "strong suit." #fuckfrenchANDitalianNext week we'll tell you all about #TM13, today we'll give you a chance to win a trip for two to NYC for the... http://t.co/PILUdTYICk
Retweeted by Peter Cohen@jdalrymple @Heineken_UK Serves you right for liking such a shit beer to begin with.People ask why I don’t contact @Heineken_UK. So I did. Asked for a trinket to give people at Beard Bash. They unfollowed me and no response.
Retweeted by Peter Cohen@jdalrymple Wow.@ladywhimsy We really weren't thinking it through. It's a beautiful name (Emmeline/Emme) but you should see some of the butchery.@ladywhimsy We cursed my 16yo with a name that is ridiculously easy to misspell, even in its diminutive form.@stormchild Read "Defected in the House Ibiza 2013" as "Defecated."We are up to running total of $120 of games for only $20 in the @macgamestore Feral bundle with 1 game still to come! http://t.co/wS0wPVzf8I
Retweeted by Peter Cohen@iMuggle woot!@ShaktiRockitt wait. You can get Ativan as a patch? How awesome is that?@Moeskido @fletchen is a big fan.@Moeskido Loratadine and a mint green tea for me.@dmoren Something you need to wear to achieve Ludicrous Speed.Now that summer is here, Cape Mac Hyannis is open on Sundays from 11-3! Stop by and see us soon.
Retweeted by Peter Cohen@JulieKuehl Cos God hates our sinnin', and ours alone.@CraigGrannell @mattgemmell What really throws people off is that "Craig" is three syllables.

BROOOOOINS!Screw Xbox One. The B's play tonight.Taking an uncharacteristic day off on Saturday, but taking @fletchen and the kids to @AnimeBoston!@wraithe #fineprint@llofte Well, Yahoo had some, but they were telecommuters, so she sent them packing.If you're still left scratching your head about the name "Xbox One," it's because it's an all-in-one entertainment system.@leicaman We've established that it's HDMI passthrough. I'm still trying to figure out how it adjusts the tuner, though.@strngwys Yeah, but how's it manage channel control if it's just passthru?I have to admit that outside of Forza, I didn't give much of a shit about any game they showed.The Xbox One would be *really* innovative if it could make gamers away of the dirt under their *own* fingernails.Call of Dog Dookie@gizmogladstone all dogs@gizmogladstone sequelDog of Duty@hoserama99 right. HDMI passthru@jsnell yep. MOAR CABLES@flargh Oh, I take it back -- @panzer and @joemfbrown clear it up. It’s HDMI passthru.
Retweeted by Peter Cohen@jsnell Ah, okay.@jsnell Right. Can't figure out how else they'd do it.I'm assuming the TV integration will require a CableCard. Not sure though.THIS > RT @mattpeckham: Instead of new game consoles, could we please reboot the entire game development community?Madden 25! Take that, Firefox!EA reveals the biggest non-surprise ever: "We're developing four games for Xbox One: FIFA, Madden NFL, NBA Live 14, UFC@philnickinson ECKSBOCKSXbox Live will have 300,000 servers. How long before it goes rogue and starts harvesting humans as power sources?@mattalexand DRACONIAN MICROSOFTHonestly, I'm delighted that Microsoft calls it the Xbox One, because I've been saying for years that "Xbox 720" was stupid.HEY MICROSOFT http://t.co/a3RL4RTwRoBREAKING NEWS: Xbox One is powered by human souls@BenThePCGuy :)I already know what gesture to use when the Xbox One shows a Red Ring of Death.Carl Levin is being kind of a douchebag.So wait, those girls on Price is Right just won a free Xbox One?@blakespot FUCKING NASTY EWWW@azeis Yeah, I thought that was bullshit too. I have trouble explaining which gen we're on to customers in the store I work at weekends.@davidcaolo in fairness, he doesn't get up to go to the bathroom when he pees, either.OMFG SIRI IS BUILT INTO THE XBOX ONE"I have an Xbox One." "You mean the original Xbox?" "No, the new one." "The Xbox 360?" "No, the Xbox One."XBOX ONE PS4 ZERO LULZ@davidcaolo Typical Tuesday, then.It's an all in one system? OMFG. XBOX IS THE APPLE TV!Leave it to Apple to try to upstage Microsoft's Xbox reveal by having Tim Cook talk to Congress.@dmoren @GlennF @mtabini You know who else had semantic arguments? NAZIS. #godwin@markgurman Well, assuming the campus has impulse drives or a warp core...

@Nickfromupnorth Dipshit Paula Blart: Mall Cop with a hugely overinflated sense of her own authority.@jgpmolloy patient zeroHow to breathe new life into a dying Mac Pro http://t.co/URCxLZFQBV
Retweeted by Peter Cohen@hrpanjwani Oh, shit. Totally forgot about the Air.@AlexEHeath unrepentantly so.My name's Peter and I have a Mac addiction.I have a Mac Pro, a MacBook, an iMac, and a MacBook Pro. I don't have a Mac mini but I've bought one for each of the three kids.@MacSparky LOL@raguilera No shit. Hold out for a sandwich, at least.[insert standard Hitler/Downfall video clip with snarky subtitles about Yahoo buying Tumblr here]Thought the trash I was taking out was really rancid until I realized that was the smell of fresh mulch. #notagardener #ifearnature@stevekovach that's no tattoo. He carries the Mark of the Beast.If you watch the Xbox announcement on Xbox Live, it will make your 360 self-destruct the day the new box is released. #themoreyouknowWow, that blurry-ass video of the PS4 definitely makes me not care about Microsoft's Xbox announcement tomorrow.@blakespot #thighgap@dkdsgn earception!@dvigs I'm still using a full-sized iPad - a third gen I got last spring.Just went to plug earbud jack into my ear. That would have ended badly.@dvigs iPad mini - extremely light and portable, easy to wield with one hand, costs less.@dvigs Advantage iPad: retina display, faster processor, probably more "future proofed." Larger display is easier to read and see detail on.BREAKING NEWS: David Karp said Fuck Yeah and Marissa Mayer didn't, so this acquisition is DOOMED.