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Funny Or Die @funnyordie Hollywood, Ca

We make funny videos with famous people. Will Ferrell is our boss. We like to laugh and watch kittens do adorable people things.

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#ff @jesseEODM & @theejamesdavis Both their names start with J. It really makes you think.Rich kids complain about Zach Braff ruining Kickstarter: http://t.co/hR0QNVxF1m#ff @danabramson If you like things that are both timely and topical, this is for you.The Video Game Character's Food Pyramid: http://t.co/AcGEfE7ARg17 GIFs of Creed Bratton's Best Moments on The Office: http://t.co/5odTeGIuyi#ff @kylieminogue & @iamdiddy Coming soon to a TV near you.
5/17
2013
Diddy comes to Downton and keeps calling it Downtown @FunnyorDie http://t.co/6GaQdmLJJj
Retweeted by Funny Or DieI tried to teach Newt Gingrich what a smartphone is but that dumb motherfucker wouldn't listen: http://t.co/8sF4zymuPX
Retweeted by Funny Or DieIt seems there is no end to the willing volunteers for a role in #Downton Abbey! http://t.co/05Vwy6UPBB
Retweeted by Funny Or DieThe Special Unit's Unit (@AdamDevine) is patrolling the streets to make sure guys keep their body hair under control: http://t.co/2PzNVUD5G5Police cars with "Watch The Road" bumperstickers = extremely lazy entrapment.Newt Gingrich's camera crew tries to explain to him what a smartphone is: http://t.co/GpVIuOcZ3HBREAKING: @iamdiddy joins Downton Abbey-or he's been there all along?: http://t.co/yGm6RLaQcj #DowntonDiddy
Retweeted by Funny Or DieJonathan the hairstylist returns for another fabulous recap of this week's Game of Thrones: http://t.co/ho8ClCGKiN #GayOfThronesClick here for a preview of my debut on @DowntonAbbey -> http://t.co/wSZHIO3qgB Thank you for your support+RT to the world! #DowntonDiddy
Retweeted by Funny Or DieThe rumors are true! Sean Combs (@iamdiddy) proves HE was really the first black cast member on Downton Abbey. http://t.co/8QxMRrBnjU
5/16
2013
.@PeteHolmes joined forces with @RealPaulWalker to make the "Fast & Furious" franchise a bit nicer: http://t.co/4QJss0k8NO (via @teamcoco)If you like to chuckle it & want to learn what a "corn peanus" is, please countenance this ribald jazz. @robdelaney http://t.co/T1J3q9xEN9
Retweeted by Funny Or DieGoing to be the best man at a wedding? Don't worry, this speech template has you covered: http://t.co/H2JBc6VT0SHummus After All #DaftFood
Retweeted by Funny Or DieRobot Guac #DaftFoodRamen Access Memories #DaftFood"Lawyer Cop M.D." is the most original legal police medical drama on television: http://t.co/rY0fEkcfB1The perfect plan. http://t.co/ViyQWi6PoR18 Shocking GIFs with Unexpected Twist Endings: http://t.co/3VMkCiY4rf
5/15
2013
Hey! Check out this video I made with @kylieminogue as #SheRa! #SheRaKylie LINK: http://t.co/1ovgC7sclx
Retweeted by Funny Or DieAnybody who feels the need to tell you they own a Bugatti, and that they also sleep in it, is probably broke as fuck.We get it. You need to save time and be a cool adult. But spelling "though" correctly is actually pretty easy tho.Get this shirt to let people know you're humble enough to remember a time when you were shitting your pants: http://t.co/Hxr2q3qzLrThis new Hello Kitty movie DOES NOT sound like it's for kids: http://t.co/MaA97sHMOGAngelina Jolie's breasts brought joy to millions, raised cancer awareness & spread life saving info. We should all aspire to be so awesome.Tasha van der Sloot interviews @RobDelaney about his new board game: http://t.co/HUO6akAHYQ
5/14
2013
Is dubstep drugs? Fred Willard investigates http://t.co/GizULHqUy1
Retweeted by Funny Or DieGetting my #SheRaKylie on with @Funnyordie, @Alfie Allen, @StoneStanger, and @listgenerator #skeletor http://t.co/O9zvucHD58
Retweeted by Funny Or DieJack Black and @EODMofficial visit The @Gorburger Show for this epic season finale: http://t.co/Y09ct7IO2a6 Behind the Scenes Photos from "She-Ra" w/ @KylieMinogue & Alfie Allen: http://t.co/0UTg6pdUyMMeet @BobSaget's mom, Dolly. This is her story: http://t.co/uuTBsgFIUTDaft Punk shocks world with news that they secretly owned Quizno's this whole time. "No plans to tour, we just want to focus on sandwiches."7 GIFs That Prove Googly Eyes Make Everything Better: http://t.co/ERhtIuHfyLShe-Ra starring @KylieMinogue is coming soon to NBC in this live-action reboot the universe has been waiting for! http://t.co/ET3H60L4Gu
5/13
2013
Check out my music video! "Yo, Mommy" by Power Couple. http://t.co/0dI568bsQi Download on iTunes! https://t.co/Fvxwu06HIx I LOVE MY MOM!
Retweeted by Funny Or DiePower Couple (@reneefsmith & Chris Gabriel) expresses their love for mommies with this hot new track: http://t.co/ONxnGqiQagLinks! Your Mom's Best Quotes, Colbert's New Book Club and More: http://t.co/150YrAQsR4Parent News with @Fred_Willard: It's news that makes sense to your parents! http://t.co/f2JrGwZk1XHappy Mother's Day! Call your mom & thank her for putting up with the various types of shit you've been able to produce.
5/12
2013
"Gentlemen, be not mistaken: The party is here on the Western side." -Sir Montell Jordan (via @szyjake)Okay, this Gatsby inspired product promotion is getting out of hand: http://t.co/xXlEazaPSJAfter the show, it's the after party. After the party, it's time for bed. Seriously. Got a big day tomorrow. Make sure you get some sleep.
5/11
2013
The 8 Punniest 'Great Gatsby' Reviews: http://t.co/FSOkLaLtOBHoly crap! @FatMike_of_NOFX got a Ron Burgundy tattoo! Stay class, Mike: http://t.co/LeupWPaVyTSafety first. http://t.co/P9R95cjBYy#ff @AmandaBynes Running shit around here.The 25 Most Unfortunate Names in Sports History: http://t.co/YWlwbsvK1c#ff @EdwardNorton & @GalifianakisZ & @TheLonelyIsland Best Friends Forever
5/10
2013
"Gathering of the Jugglers" would be an equally terrifying festival.8 Totally OMG Sidebob Photos: http://t.co/8o9MUZV8jhBobby Bottleservice (@NickKroll) has a message for all the mothers out there this Mother's Day: http://t.co/jwRZrsrOcuSparks fly when Wade Walker (@MrCraigRobinson) crashes the preppy Peeples annual reunion: http://t.co/h5wouz3PcQBrownies are fruit for fat people. http://t.co/VW8xLPkDq025 Mother’s Day Gifts to Avoid This Year: http://t.co/SiGBpUVblhWatch the "It's Topical" crew take aim at this week's hottest news: http://t.co/8sAIjfq6GI
5/9
2013
New Between Two Ferns is really a new Lonely Island video in disguise http://t.co/ZLocgiQv6J
Retweeted by Funny Or DieWARNING! This new "Star Trek" clip contains a potential spoiler. It's also hilarious: http://t.co/cR7eyWdhrX (via @teamcoco)BETWEEN TWO FERNS MEETS THE LONELY ISLAND?!? #wackwednesdays http://t.co/RwA9vNtUyW
Retweeted by Funny Or Die25 Pizza GIFs: http://t.co/hgfLMnLrhbDo you enjoy cute pictures of puppies? Themed cupcakes? Mean Girls quotes? Follow us on Pinterest: http://t.co/qBtUUx65zg"Maury, I don't care what your paternity test says. I love this burrito & I'm going to eat it with hot sauce like it was my son."Jonathan the hairstylist is back for this week's recap of the latest Game of Thrones: http://t.co/LylCtZ9SOw #GayOfThronesZach Galifianakis sits down with James Franco for a normal, run-of-the-mill interview with absolutely no surprises: http://t.co/Sibofvy18h
5/8
2013
Do you like Steven Seagal? Do you like music videos? Then watch this music video about Steven Seagal immediately: http://t.co/Sp6GDIlAB7Check out the @funnyordie video starring @jessetyler, @mrbradgoreski and TTK guest designer @georgetakei! http://t.co/gqhnLk0FT1
Retweeted by Funny Or DieLightning Brutes aren't action figures. They're figures of action: http://t.co/UC4B8cWw8wKinda fun to imagine Kim Kardashian's baby was inside of her dressed up like a little floral ottoman.Why are they called "fire trucks" when they spray water? Shouldn't they be called "water trucks?" Thanks, Obama.Here's the Criterion Collection cover for Farrah Abraham's "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom" sex tape: http://t.co/K6uk4Lx91NYou might not be able to see it, but there's a car in this photo. http://t.co/IUPvLHDh6w6 Realizations You Have After Graduating: http://t.co/gjKQd4q6w4
5/7
2013
Please take a moment to watch this very important message from me, @jessetyler, @GeorgeTakei, & @funnyordie http://t.co/6t2bTd4hv0
Retweeted by Funny Or Die10 Things Lauryn Hill Did With Her Money Instead of Paying Taxes: http://t.co/ATHJcbwuKbA VERY important message from me, @GeorgeTakei, @mrbradgoreski & @funnyordie http://t.co/zPw8rUjz6n
Retweeted by Funny Or DieMichael Shannon left a pretty disturbing message when he signed our wall. http://t.co/JnIJAz7hX3Garfield REALLY hates Mondays: http://t.co/6Sd8Rg7FbPIf you don't have anything nice to say, talk mad shit and be a catty bitch. #yolo21 GIFs of Sports Fans Who May Be TOO Invested: http://t.co/MwarXmPgCU.@JesseTyler Ferguson & @GeorgeTakei star in this PSA about dangerous individuals who oppose marriage equality: http://t.co/OXtmCqhsZV
5/6
2013
Links! Zach Galifianakis Tells the Truth, Phallic Movie Images and More: http://t.co/JYGkTMbbHPiSteve — the first Steve Jobs biopic — is available now on @HuluPlus! Watch it today & love it forever: http://t.co/77pFK3WIz4Celebrate Cinco de Mayo in style with this awesome "The USA is just Canada's Mexico" T-shirt, on sale for only $12! http://t.co/8pqGhrEg0rWhen life gives you bullshit, package it and sell manure.
5/5
2013
Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you! Get it? That's today's date, but also a line from Star Wars. Basically the greatest joke ever.
5/4
2013
#ff @EugCordero & @DestructoHARD Scottsdale's finest.New #gayofthrones with @bryansafi and Jonathan Van Ness is so fucking fierce! http://t.co/qMg1qTd463
Retweeted by Funny Or DieThis is what it would look like if everyone from Iron Man 3 was on Facebook: http://t.co/RfFcVWAU4uIndian food lunch buffet doesn't exactly set you up to accomplish great things with the second half of your day.#ff @robdelaney Still the undisputed heavyweight champion of Twitter/your heart.Jonathan the gay hair stylist is back with a new confusing recap of the latest Game of Thrones: http://t.co/uTaDoEu5nY
5/3
2013
Pizza work is never over. RT @DestructoHARD: Harder Better Faster Pizza ?? http://t.co/xEbjskY9VzThis music video for "Ex-Boyfriend" by Lil Dicky is the feel uncomfortable Summer jam of 2013: http://t.co/5XAiUavE78Watch an interview with Daft Punk's most important collaborator: the guy who served them pizza http://t.co/pfgvlRN1uI
Retweeted by Funny Or Die8 Broadway Shows For Dads: http://t.co/lnusIB49g4
5/2
2013
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