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GALLERY: British Soap Awards 2013 - all the dresses (and body flashes!) #style | http://t.co/Zu3OcghWIa http://t.co/wuITEwVXFqIts a @mtvgeordieshore update- the girls have got tattoos and Gary has shown off his bum and his bulge!!! http://t.co/EfbGb01XePSPOILER ALERT! British Soap Awards 2013 - all the winners #celebnews | http://t.co/Zu3OcghWIa http://t.co/SBgkwTfPMDGALLERY: British Soap Awards 2013 - all the dresses (and body flashes!) #style | http://t.co/Zu3OcghWIa http://t.co/3ClVO8PiqLGALLERY: Cheryl Cole wows in ruby red at Cannes Film Festival #style | http://t.co/Zu3OcghWIa http://t.co/Gdm7eRMK16Have Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson split up again? #celebnews | http://t.co/Zu3OcghWIa http://t.co/1xFueFSUYe

Just left Wembley where #Mcfly gave us goosebumps with their greatness. Epic night! Who else loved it?We won't forget Romania's entry either. #NEVERFORGET #Eurovision_2013Well it's been emotional, we're going to celebrate Eurovision by eating a lot of Danish bacon while Total Eclipse plays on a loop. #EV2013@shinnk ACTUAL LOL@annecupcake *GOLD STAR*Fun fact: Denmark's anthem is called, 'There is a lovely country' and they have the world's highest social mobility. #Eurovision_2013Denmark have won! Hits on their Wikipedia page will go up 500% while people try to find topical things to tweet about. #Eurovision_2013@shinnk Oh, what about that one, you know the one with the face? Who um...@TheAnthonyMcKB That sounds pretty amazing to us.@shinnk Yes, these people have a real chance of having a career *ZING*.Do you think the after-party at Eurovision is amazing, or full of people sobbing into whiskey muttering, 'I could have been a contender'?@vikkistone @tubbsmcguire We are 100% invested in this.@vikkistone It is your duty to represent the UK. DUTY.@Scottishlass200 How so? We're sorry if we've offended, but we don't understand why.@Scottishlass200 What's wrong with celebrating Europe?@shutyegob Not that funny reply much?* *we love you really, we're just a bit drunk now.#hasttagcringeEurovision makes us feel all European, in a Braveheart way. We want to stand in a car park waving a baguette and paint flags on our faces.We've got the latest issue of heat as our Twitter background (obvs) so it looks like Cara Delevingne is judging us as we tweet.@NessaLee98 We'd give Ireland more than one. *WINK*@mooneya Somewhere, someone is going to pay...@KellieByrne94 It's not OUR FAULT WE LOVED IT.Just saw Arg from towie and Shane ward at Laurent Perrier champagne bar at the cube @heatworld #celebspotting
Retweeted by heat & heatworldWe interrupt #Eurovision_2012 for this exciting celebrity spot. BRACE YOURSELVES FOR GLAMOUR!Is it wrong that we love it when countries vote for their neighbours? It's cos they are BESTIES #Eurovision_2013@a1murr An insult? It's a CRIME.Don't worry, we will be launching a FULL investigation into how Romania didn't get more points from us. #heatgetsthetruth #Eurovision_2013You know what, you don't often see a beard on Eurovision do you? #heatwiththeinsights #Eurovision_2013@vickigregson We're scared now, HOLD US PLEASE.And just think we've watched an international event and Emeli Sande hasn't turned up and honked at us, it's a miracle! #Eurovision_2013The executive supervisor of the Eurovision song contest? SCREAM *faints* #Eurovision_2013It's the bit where countries phone in their votes. Which country will have the most cringe-worthy chat? #placebetsnow #EurovisionA recycling montage? Queuing and singing about how much Eurovision costs to host? Can we vote for Sweden just for being ace? #Eurovision@friskynmannish Something to do with the deep South?@heatworld well it was no socks last S/S so it's a natural progression ...
Retweeted by heat & heatworldAnother no shoe act, we're starting to think #noshoes might be the hot new trend for S/S 2013. #Eurovision_2013If anyone was wondering this is what a jump suit is actually for. #Eurovision_2013@SeanHarkin Glad to have you on-board :)Who is your favourite? Lets do a survey. Romania [ ] I don't like fun, sorry [ ] #Eurovision_2013@BeckysBoudoir It taught us a lot about Europe.@heatworld #euroviosion2013 http://t.co/x45Y753xyc
Retweeted by heat & heatworld@KingOfSunshine *sniff* Those were good times@Kirimills CORRECT ANSWERJohn-paul Gaultier! Who remembers Eurotrash? #Eurovision_2013@ChelleCrowe NO COMMENT* *yesHe's starting off at a disadvantage because he's not Jedward, but he's winning us round. #Eurovision_2013@paigegrinter We like this solution.'I'm going to MARRY YOU' 'NO I'M GOING TO MARRY YOU MORE' 'EUROVISION' 'NOT TOTES GOING TO MARRY YOU FIIIIIIRST' #Eurovision_2013 #GeorgiaAnother wedding dress. What *is* going on? #Eurovision_2013We had a joke about the lyric 'feed you my love' and baking but it was too rude. We'll maybe tweet it later for #heatworldLATES #Eurovision@Stormgirlracer We like your men. :)@topolina84 Also hot men in blue suits.Who's excited about Portia de Rossi being in the new series of Arrested Development? #Eurovision_2013@Smith_Vee Oops. Sorry. :)We can't help thinking that this song would be improved with a couple of 'BUNGA BUNGAS' and some confetti #Eurovision_2013 #italyThere has been a lot of 'sexy dancing' in this contest in wedding dresses, what is Europe trying to tell us? #ifyoulikeitputaringonitHODOR HODOR HODOR #Eurovision_2013@XroulaX See you later!@annecupcake Is that sex talk?@DenisaApavaloae Don't worry, we're all friends here!This song is called 'Alcohol is Free'? We're IN! Even better it's like a football team were given instruments at the airport! #EurovisionMan outside box = Zayn Malik in 5 years, Man inside box = Matt Damon 10 years ago. #Eurovision_2013Azerbaijan are using mirror magic! ALL HAIL Azerbaijan our new overlords. #Eurovision_2013@heatworld It's like if Jesus was born in the 70s in Iceland
Retweeted by heat & heatworldThere is some really interesting constitutional stuff happening in Iceland at the moment, but who cares? LOOK AT THIS MAN'S BEAUTIFUL HAIR@DenisaApavaloae We're just trying to be silly. :( We love Denmark! (also you're clearly going to win)Sinister chaps with drums standing behind people are appearing as baddies in the next series of Doctor Who #Eurovision_2013Don't they have money for shoes in Denmark? Wow the financial situation in Europe is worse than we thought #Eurovision_2013This is good, but it's just reminding us that skinny jeans is a trend that needs to die *looks sadly at a pork pie* #Hungry #Eurovision_2013@friskynmannish *hides notes* HAVE YOU GOT A SPY CAMERA INSTALLED AT HEAT HQ?'Robin, if we put any more foundation on you, people won't realise you're a human' 'Do it' 'But' 'Take it to the max, make me, Essex'@Friskynmannish why won't the 'powers that be' take Eurovision seriously.All the votes for opera Dub-step General Zod! #Eurovision_2013 #RomaniaIt's like a doorway into the mind of @ollielocke from Made in Cheslea, and for that reason we love it. #Eurovision_2013 #romaniaAnouk is Avril Lavigne's painting of Dorian Gray #bitofaclassicalreferencethereforyou #Eurovision_2013We're going to use this 'comedy break' to listen to Holding on For a Hero. Feel free to join us - http://t.co/COxNC3pL9L #Eurovision_2013And with that, Double Denim is finally over #Eurovision_2013Lead singer of Armenia = Nick from New Girl in fancy dress as Johnny Depp in the 90s #Eurovision_2013The Kardashians are Armenian, they've more followers on Twitter than there are people in the Chinese Army. Food for thought #Eurovision_2013*break in tweets because we're having a little dance* *over to the fridge, for more booze #Eurovision_2013@rachaelalice16 It's perfectly natural. :)@teambeales We say the things no-one else dares.If Russia had the balls, their entry would just be Putin on stage flanked with two bears, stood in silence daring people to not vote for him@CowbagSays *doffs cap*'I'll follow her tomorrow'. It's a lovely, heart-warming song about a lazy stalker #Eurovision_2013 #Malta'His name is Jeremy, working in IT' It's like Living on a Prayer, but with more orange trousers #Eurovision_2013 #MaltaFavourite so far? We like Finland, Spain and that monkey that appeared in one of the videos #Eurovision_2013This routine is an EXACT copy of how Geri Halliwell gets up every morning, although Geri brushes her teeth TRUE FACT #Eurovision_2013@laurenwoodsy You say the loveliest things. BIG KISS.'What sort of dress do you want for Eurovision, Birgit?' *points to nearby lampshade* 'I love lamp' #Eurovision_2013 #estonia@Craig_ing Thanks :)Bonus Euro fact: Belgium's main exports are: Chocolate, politics and small white dogs. #Eurovision_2013If anyone was wondering the move those backing dancers were just doing is known as the 'Duck having a fit' #Eurovision_2013Chris de Burgh crossed with Justin Bieber - Chris de Bieber. #Eurovision_2013 #Belguim