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Avoid foundation with bismuth-oxychloride! It's a heavy filler that clogs your pores, makes pores look larger, and your skin look greasy!
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Don't compare your chapter 1 to someone else's chapter 20. You'll get there!
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Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests 2 God. -Phil 4:6
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaCuddling will literally put a woman into a peaceful state of mind, it can even reduce the stress and strengthen her heart.
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Lachanophobia is the fear of vegetables.
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@jobvinesa Urgently lkng 4 a well spoken,organised & neat lady 2 b our receptionist in Fourways.E-mail c.v 2 murray@rcamarketing.co.za@DJSbu Urgently lkng 4 a well spoken,organised & neat lady 2 b our admin @ a cycling studio in 4ways.E-mail c.v 2 murray@rcamarketing.co.zaUrgently lkng 4 a well spoken,organised & neat lady 2 b our receptionist @ a cycling studio in 4ways.E-mail c.v 2 murray@rcamarketing.co.za

For a radiant and blemish-free complexion, add a side salad to your lunch or dinner. Greens like spinach are packed with antioxidants.
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Ugly hoes, you can NOT have attitudes! You need to be nice, cause your looks sure as hell ain't getting you nowhere!!!!
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We are looking for 50 volunteers in JHB aged tween 17 & 21 to come work as ushers at this weekend's @RichardBranson event!
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The Fastest Way To Lose BodyFat in (2)Weeks http://t.co/2ioK48eJxDI don't wait for moods. You accomplish nothing if you do that. Your mind must know it has to get down to work. -Pearl S. Buck
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Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
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Phela we're going to have to revert to tweeting in our native lankwish to escape myopic, boring, whining trolls.
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If you always put things off until tomorrow, all you get is a lifetime of empty yesterdays. #LargerThanWords
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Eskom University Bursary Opportunity for 2013 http://t.co/rxeE28I3 Closes on 20 February 2013
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It is to a man's honor to avoid strife, but every fool is quick to quarrel. -Proverbs 20:3
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaLMAO!"@Sentletse: LOL! RT @Avukile: LL Cool J is like Bafana Bafana.He stays hosting coz he hasn't won anything since the 90s #GrammyAwards"
Retweeted by Palesa Jikeka@Radio702 @RediTlhabi #COSATU says food,petrol,clothing,electricity etc continues to rise,e-tolls will exacerbate the crisis
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaDon't chase people. Be you, do your own thing and work hard. The right people who belong in your life will come to you, and stay
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For the Spirit God gave us does not make us timid, but gives us power, love and self-discipline. -2Timothy 1:7
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaPeople who are unable to detect sarcasm and lies are likely suffering from dementia, an ongoing decline of the brain and its abilities.
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Being happy doesn't mean you don't have haters & problems.. It just means you've decided to ignore them!
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@noksangoma meant cul, typo@noksangoma follow @BuaSetswana@mdiale wow that's so nice I'm happy for you! So u r staying in Centurion now?@mdiale gal how r u? Been a minute. R u still koChris Hani cz I went last week lukin 4 u hakaothola

Learnership Programme at the Yellow Pages in Joburg http://t.co/B0hOuqCf Must have completed Matric. Closes on 2 March 2013
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God will bless you uhlanye!!! When He blesses He shows off ! You may struggle for years & years w/ nothing coming together,but 1day is 1day
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaMe: "Everything is going great right now!" Life: "Hold on let me fuck something up"
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaLaugh like you're 10. Party like u're 20. Travel like u're 30. Think like u're 40. Advise like u're 50. Care like u're 60. Love like u're 70
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To exfoliate dry skin, try mixing a quarter cup of olive oil with a teaspoon of brown sugar and dab onto parched or flaky areas.
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There are only 2 types of honest people in this world..... small children and drunk people.
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Girlfriend: "Baby, I heard you failed english!" Boyfriend: "Who TELLED you that!".
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Retweeted by Palesa Jikeka@DJSbu kindly assist a bright young lady who got accepted at UJ for a law degree but has no funds. Her single mother is unemployedCuddling with your partner significantly improves the healing process of bruises and wounds due to the release of Oxytocin.
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The tongue has the power of life and death, and those who love it will eat its fruit. -Proverbs 18:21
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Chill mom & dad, video games increase brain function, motor skills, and do this amazing thing for your body: http://t.co/MHSXn6qd
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaPRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn't sell air.
Retweeted by Palesa Jikeka"Busy Life Syndrome" is a real disorder causing forgetfulness and lack of concentration in people who take in too much information daily.
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Video games train the human brain to make faster real life decisions.
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaI tried watching the soccer hey. I keep getting distracted by the Moroccan players noses.
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaUnbreakable love baby!!! http://t.co/Z5lerdvj
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We know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose. -Romans 8:28
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Poli means Many and Tics means Bloodsucking Creatures in Latin -- So if we combine them Politics actually means Many Bloodsucking Creatures.
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaDear God.. thank you for today, yesterday, tomorrow and forever, i'm thankful for my life. ♥
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Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a beggar.
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaMy cab driver's car runs on Sellotape and faith.
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaRT @Poobiepillay: Any1 that yu know would like to work 4 British Airways at King Shaka, email cv's recruitment3@comair.co.za
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Sasol Bursary Scheme is open for applications http://t.co/JGDEs7W1 Closes on 28 February 2013
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And then Satan said, "Put the alphabet in math.."
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaThis hotel just told me City Press is not available on Sundays in Cape Town. AFRICAN PRIDE 15 On Orange am not ... http://t.co/tD9q1JRU
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaI suffer from Alzheimer's... I always forget to give a shit.
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Worrying and stressing is a waste of imagination #StopIt
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According to a recent research done on 16000 women, the more curvy a woman, the more intelligent she is.
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RT @GreatBibleVerse: Every word of God is proven. He is a shield to those who take refuge in him - Proverbs 30:5 (please retweet)
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaIf you don't like the taste of spinach, throw it in a berry smoothie and you won't even be able to taste it. Excellent source of fiber!
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaWhatever comes along, be thankful for the opportunity to pass through it. Whatever is, go with it & grow with it.
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaYou can text “SHELTER + your ZIP code” to 43362 to locate the closest shelter in your area in case of a nuclear attack.
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knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.... wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
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Lack of sleep can reduce your ability to fight infections.
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Got a problem with me? → Solve it. Think I'm trippin'? → Tie my shoes. Can't stand me? → Sit down. Can't face me? → Just turn around.
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaBlessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God. -Matthew 5.9
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Nangu umuntu uphethwe iSinus... U Dr. Amubuze athi "ngabe yini inkinga". Aphendule ethi "ngiphethwe iKhala blocking"!
Retweeted by Palesa Jikeka"If an egg is broken by outside force, Life ends. If broken by inside force, Life begins. Great things always begin from inside" - Jim Kwik
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Who woke me up today? GOD... Who died for me? JESUS... Retweet If You Love GOD & JESUS... Keep scrolling if you don't..
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I like how high you drew your eyebrows on. You look so surprised.
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Letsatsi le o tla ithutang gore o seka wa lela ke letsatsi le o tla ithutang go tlhoya. Lela selelo se botlhokwa. #BuaSetswana.
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaLe ha go ka nna bokete jang...botshelo bo tswelela pele. #BuaSetswana.
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaIf it doesn't challenge you, it won't change you.
Retweeted by Palesa Jikeka12 killed, 38 injured, & the youngest patient was only 3 months old. R-t for respect. (If u don't hv a heart keep scrolling #theatershooting
Retweeted by Palesa Jikeka"The way we talk to our children becomes their inner voice" Peggy O'Mara
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To everyone going through anything struggle or pain right now, keep your head up, and keep smiling. God heals all.
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaWho woke me up today? GOD... Who died for me? JESUS... Retweet If You Love GOD & JESUS... Keep scrolling if you don't..
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Chiefs just register their 200th goals against Pirates since 1942 !!!
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaMorena Jeso ke le Khosi! #AmakhosiAjabulile
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God has perfect timing; never early, never late. It takes a little patience and faith, but it's worth the wait.
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaSometimes it's not what is being done that upsets people, but the intention behind that action.
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaF.E.A.R Has Two Meanings. Forget Everything And Run. Face Everything And Rise. The Choice Is Yours.
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Love always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. -1Corinthians 13:7
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If your enemy is hungry, give him food to eat; if he is thirsty, give him water to drink. -Proverbs 25:21
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaHR Systems Internship at Pioneer Foods 2013 http://t.co/m982yLQX Closes 29 November 2012
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Various Retail Management positions at Mr Price Group http://t.co/eSiIyK1O Closing Date: 24 November 2012
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Retweeted by Palesa JikekaPayroll Clerk vacancy at PANNAR in Greytown http://t.co/HebsPZRo Closes 22 November 2012
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Need a quick healthy snack at the gas station? Bananas, raw almonds, beef jerkey, pretzels, string cheese, protein bar and a giant water!
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I get jealous. Don't touch, talk to, or flirt with what's mine!
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“@Kabomo: When someone starts a sentence with a "with all due respect"... trust me that they are about to disrespect you...”*Tru
Retweeted by Palesa JikekaDon't stop giving just because people are ungrateful.... God Rewards you, not them.
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