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Freelance iOS Engineer in NJ Helplessly hopeful individual.

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Though I submitted another PR today & I’m still feeling pretty salty about 2-space tabs and inline curly braces, nahhh 😜Spent a lot of time reviewing React Native today. LOVE the idea and can’t wait to see where it leads. Unlikely to use it quite yet, though.
3/29
2015
I mean I’m just sayin’, Facebook, but I’m pretty sure everything I do is attractiveSubmitted a small pull request to React Native. From CONTRIBUTING: - 2 spaces for indentation (no tabs): Noooo - “Attractive”: O_oHoly wow @DrinkHighWest’s American Prairie Reserve is good.
3/27
2015
@jc4p that hurt way more than I would have thought ;_;@jc4p I have a SO sticker at home that’s not on my laptop r u mad
3/25
2015
Wait what http://t.co/HAGUOErjmU
3/22
2015
Legacy project has a model with a writable, strong NSArray that can either contain URLs as NSString objects or a UIImage object 😥
3/21
2015
@jasdev @willing even better is this from @NachoSoto: https://t.co/EkIjzzZeX2 and the post that sparked my interest: http://t.co/qBV8iargeMThe Internet has fulfilled its purpose, we can all go home now http://t.co/ljkvlZ1OFD
3/20
2015
@mimi_sf just with the faux culture, not with young companies :p but I went freelance back in December anywaysFuck “startup culture”Co-working space is showing March Madness in a nearby common area with loud speakers. It’s 2pm on a Thursday for fuck’s sake.@joshriker this tweet is when I lost mineBushmills 10 year 😍
3/19
2015
Still accurate http://t.co/QxBzNFRcgA
3/16
2015
3/14/1592 was a dope Pi Day, today is a farce
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3/14
2015
@alexnaj @joshriker LOL nice try joshAttention World, it is now beer o’clock http://t.co/xGworD41FP@alexnaj I’m there right now@alexnaj you can always go to the beach in your mind@joshriker it’s hystericalUnbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is seriously funny. The writers knocked it out of the park.
3/12
2015
@engers @jc4p absolutely, but I’m also not interested in the functionality at all so no matter how thoughtful it doesn’t mean much to me@engers @jc4p style, I still won’t buy a square watch
3/11
2015
@shanley done&done@shanley @ModelViewMedia email is hello@juliusparishy.com btw!@shanley @ModelViewMedia yes please@Xanwick nah, noah hahaConversation of the day http://t.co/h3i0jzSMcE
3/10
2015
Though I suppose I’m not the target market considering my watch doesn’t even have numbers on it 😜I’ll stick with my Movado, thanks
3/9
2015
yolo http://t.co/ZqVnAO79dn
3/8
2015
I never saw this coming.It’s 2015 and my life is now an Excel spreadsheet@ThomasMORourke the legend goes she’s there every week, singing the same song@ThomasMORourke @Xanwick she’s the only girl that can perform It’s Tricky better then Run-D.M.C. — or so my drunk goggles tell me@ThomasMORourke that place gets wild on karaoke night, just ask @Xanwick about Tricky Girl@jc4p @kerrick I blame Ellen. It was her or Mindy Kaling b/c I didn’t know the other ppl and Mindy isn’t funny. I was either 35 or a lesbianTell me something I didn’t already know, BuzzFeed http://t.co/fOcmkmDsai http://t.co/1TOckLVXyj
3/5
2015
Excel for Mac opens Find when you hit ctrl-f, but I can’t stop my fingers from doing it anyway 😞
3/4
2015
And I’m aware of the multiple syntax errors going on in the generated code, it’s still very much a work in progress 😜It doesn’t work or even compile yet, but so far it’s been a fun exercisePlaying with some funky Swift preprocessing stuff :o http://t.co/QuTREKGWiq
3/2
2015
@sbergxx “butt me, please”
2/28
2015
And here is how my day ends. Thank you @SlackHQ & @Wolfram_Alpha http://t.co/Mb6e9DVyrr
2/27
2015
So this is how my day is going so far http://t.co/fGWfbUbiU6
2/26
2015
Thing thing where UIImageView wildly misbehaviors under Auto Layout and you resort to setting a vanilla view’s layer contents property.
2/25
2015
Presidential vetoes rarely happen these days. Here, on Keystone pipeline, is what they look like. http://t.co/ihbbnGEkZw
Retweeted by jpThe insistence that we all worship at the altar of American exceptionalism has annoyed me for 13+ years: http://t.co/IJfjJocLZu
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2/24
2015
RIP “@TimesofTrenton: Princeton University student's illness is second confirmed case of measles in N.J. http://t.co/2rKrMtVsP0
2/23
2015
@joshriker but it ain’t Gucci, mane@joshriker you’re only good enough to be buried underneath Versace@joshriker no@sbergxx man i hate when my pipettes aren’t calibrated@brianmwang still liberal tho I just want my tax bracket lowered and rich people’s raised 😜40% of your gross income looks a lot more reasonable when your employer is withholding the taxes automaticallyI’ve always been very liberal but I’ve started having intense mixed feelings about taxes ever since going self-employed.
2/20
2015
Behind the App #1: History (http://t.co/VboQR1atpg) is a trip down memory lane
2/19
2015
@alexnaj no worries brah I was just lettin’ ya know@alexnaj running is dumb ya but lifting burns basically nothing so that parts probs wrong
2/18
2015
WTF Happened to PG-13? — https://t.co/EEke8tMcvKHe produced it himself with his bro Stephen too and holy shit did they do a fantastic job. It’s mixed incredibly well, too.I’ve got absolutely no idea what Damian Marley is saying half the time but I can listen to Welcome to Jamrock all day long on repeat
2/17
2015
presidents day is a bullshit holiday created by the presidents companies to sell more presidents.
Retweeted by jpYou know you’re weird when opening a new pack of Pilot G2 0.38mm pens makes you giddy.
2/16
2015
It’s obviously feel-good but it hits home in a number of ways, and it inspires.The movie Chef makes me very happy every time I watch it.
2/14
2015
Thanks, Calendar, I didn’t know http://t.co/mOC4efZFjl@alexnaj http://t.co/7Uuf94Ztjv
2/13
2015
@kerrick yeah I doubt it’ll ever become an issue anyway. Using -description for anything but debugging is pretty dirty though“printf is that like NSLog??” ok I’m doneBut I guess who reads man pages anymore http://t.co/bDspjfn2zBThough I bet doing that is SO common that Apple legit cannot ever change the return value for NSData’s description property.MFW https://t.co/PBJIFlWq0g@jc4p @JasonPunyon @Functionalworks I love this part “New York (Hoboken)”reddit has become convinced its admin ranks are being infiltrated by SJWs bc of course it has http://t.co/q3diw6Ad22
Retweeted by jpHere are the important stories that top news sites are covering right now instead of the #ChapelHillShooting: http://t.co/n62dSfPUaH
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2/11
2015
Severus Snape — Important Scenes in Chronological Order: https://t.co/OX0e20Fe64 Welp, I guess it’s time for a Harry Potter marathon…
2/10
2015
@joshriker cool sentence you got there@jc4p no idea, Swift has always been a bit fucked in Release mode, dunno if this release fixes that or notRelease notes opening strong: “Swift now supports building targets incrementally”@jc4p exceptional interneting sir@jc4p is that Beyoncé fandom circle jerk or srs?I _really_ liked Morning Phase & I listen to it through like once a week. But it shouldn’t have won AotY.This was interesting | Kanye Should Have Taken the Mic From Beck at the Grammys http://t.co/OZJ7S6a5Xo
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2/9
2015
@alexnaj bro, fucking gross
2/8
2015
@alexnaj 😱
2/6
2015
@tymrtn I’m afraid it is not :( I’ll update that today but it’s actually closer to April 1st now@jc4p @tamarshmallows congrats!!
2/5
2015
TestFlight shutting down their standalone service has been such a shit experience. There is a need for both.@alexnaj I can agree to ban k but not n@alexnaj I do not believe that is true sir@alexnaj n@alexnaj k
2/4
2015
@jc4p hi i’m over here being jealous just so you know
2/3
2015
Sports amiriteThe Army of the New Independents — http://t.co/x70dBELmQY@alexnaj @KareemTheGawd “KareemTheGawd” HAHAHAHAHA
2/1
2015
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