Freelance iOS Engineer in NJ Helplessly hopeful individual.
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Friends: jokes so bad they’re funny@jc4p Nora Cox, 26, gathers eggs from the chicken coop in her backyard in Buffalo
I take that back, it’s not their fault. Xcode sure does get messy when it comes to test targets 😞CocoaPods sure does get messy when it comes to test targets 😞@alexnaj @joshriker 😂❤️@alexnaj @joshriker still waiting on that snapchat reply@joshriker would love to see some examples that aren’t outliers, for srs :D@joshriker yup of course. My research says that’s years away though and not something worth focusing on around our age@joshriker if you ask me, work is about financing the real parts of your life. nbd to hate it as long as you have time for shit you love@joshriker alex piece of shit that don’t snapchat back@joshriker I’m not the one looking, I literally meant look at the jobs you can get and take the highest paying :V@joshriker no, take the job that pays the most money imoDebt in America as described by Andy Samberg in Cuckoo — https://t.co/xRyRTet1xV@GlennF everyone else in Jersey: “Bread & Milk!!!”, Me: Whiskey & Tuna Fish
Adding heavy use of Storyboards and Prototype Cells to my list of project rejection criteria. There is nothing good about them.
Wawa coffee > all other coffee. Fuck yo’ artisanal & bespoke VC-funded beans.RT this if you ID as feminist. I'm tryna see something.
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@alexnaj do you really wanna be the dude with a fuckin cat you god damn loser@alexnaj forever aloneThat goes double for those who are male, white, under thirty, and work in tech. You don’t get a choice 😜$75 is a steal for the incredible content that @ModelViewMedia offers. Don’t hesitate.A good way to show support: if you haven’t picked up your subscription to MVC yet, do it now: http://t.co/ecWZ1K96R3
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xctool is kind of a mess under Xcode 6.1. Went back to xcodebuild which mostly works these days. Just can’t specify individual test targets.Happy File -> New -> Project… Day, everyone! 😁
@jc4p @tamarshmallows I know bro I know@jc4p @tamarshmallows AK is weird because it was designed about IB and Cocoa Bindings. iOS didn’t have IB originally so it’s a diff API@jc4p @tamarshmallows see “Target-Action in the AppKit Framework” here https://t.co/3vu0B51HGq@jc4p @tamarshmallows only weird thing I can think of Selector but it’s string literal convertible so you can just type it in quotes@jc4p @tamarshmallows I mean it’s a language agnostic thing so if you get it in Obj-C what don’t you understand in Swift?@tamarshmallows @jc4p Y, just not storyboards@tamarshmallows @jc4p success \o/@jc4p @tamarshmallows ya I see nada@jc4p @tamarshmallows I’m a pretty avid user (https://t.co/h5KgyfUZYU). That was true in the past but they’re well-formed XML these days@jc4p @tamarshmallows storyboards are pretty meh. But I def do not write manual layout code anymore, I just use individual XIBsCarrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen did a very entertaining AMA today — definitely worth a read if you’re a fan. http://t.co/Ee8SQgYSsI
Mind just went boom. Kweli, Hi-Tek, Jay Electronica, J Cole, & Mos Def. https://t.co/ktDm1wrNuJ
@ddn @jc4p derp I was late but ya@jc4p @ddn try webView.scrollView.bounces = NO;@Rebecca_cat_ @LisbethH_ go to the Explore tab (just came out today, update the app) then hit Fitocrats and use the search bar@jc4p Jared is being British. I’m okay with it@engers @ddn @jc4p anything that isn’t whiskey@engers @ddn @jc4p yes.OH: “They should call you Homer, because you write rhymes.” Shitty nonsensical lines via Louis Gregory.
Philadelphia smelled like beef jerky. Strange city.
@kerrick yes but it could just as easily require that one object is a UICollectionViewCell subclass and use that one
@jc4p I read one issue and at the end it shows me the next issue in app so I add it to my wish list then on mobile web it’s there to buy@jc4p ya it sucked until I set it up to always show me the next issue of Adventure Time and I use paypal it’s max two clicks for me now@jc4p actually purchasing isn’t so bad imo. finding what you want or the next issue in a series is hell on their mobile UI thoughSo you can’t have a gesture recognizer in a UICollectionViewCell nib because it asserts if there’s more than one top level object. Grrr.
@jc4p how so?@jc4p ty google@jc4p p sure java has lambdas now?@jc4p C++ to me is “ya this sucks but it’ll be better when we get C++0x” … I’m OG ty@jc4p the lambda too. Neither existed when I wrote C++ so I’m just like O_O@jc4p then you haven’t written enough C++ beforeI haven’t written any C++ since 2009. It probably shouldn’t, but this just absolutely blows my mind. http://t.co/J0BGnjoohc
Reddit on “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause” http://t.co/kUUQ5moraW
2015 tho http://t.co/kRgaBvnDW2
Those stupid things take a lot longer to put together than I anticipated when I started, considering how short each one is. Writing is hard.Using Pattern Matching on RunSwift: Learn - http://t.co/ZtEQ8fFc9V