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Season 1 of #GoT finished. Approximate number of tables flipped in outrage: twelve.I shit you not there is a middle aged man at the gym with a spiked collar around his neck.@parishy_noah valid.@jc4p not really tbh.. Also off topic you and @engers goth drunk :| this is currently a tough walk home…They walk off the train at their stop. The dudes hitting on them yell, “Well you were such a bitch!” as the doors close. Real effective.This is literally the Jersey version of the drunk train episode of HIMYM. Bunch of bros trying to hit on the girl who just puked.Figures I’d get on the train car with the puking college kids. I’m way too old for this.@sbergxx I better not be…Sometimes I feel I’d do just fine as a single man in New York City.Shared a cab with a women who offered me her umbrella, then her coat then her sweatshirt after paying for the cab. #strippingstrangersDat 1:22am train home from New York.Fucking New York! Where’s the subway!?

"Wait wait wait... FUCKING EPSILONS" @jparishy
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Retweeted by jp@sbergxx a few episodes after that little bastard Joffrey took the thrownTrader Joes burritos for breakfast like a bossLosing limbs and other miscellaneous extremities. #casual #GoT

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I wish google would prioritize Apple’s documentation so I don’t have to sift through five Stack Overflow questions after every search.Merry Christmas, self :| http://t.co/jIYCDlUu0SThis Christmas I’d like an ormap. http://t.co/y3kpVyHIeYWorld Domination http://t.co/9iVuu4Ih4c by Daft Punk
Retweeted by jp@jc4p Jaimie Lannister rustles my (jimmies)If I hadn’t restocked on vodka today I’m pretty sure I would have rage quit this show an hour ago. #GoTFucking Lannister pieces of shit. This bastard makes me seriously fucking angry.@sbergxx maybe not you, but some :p@jparishy you realize that no one understands a word you tweet right??? #soconfused #iworkwithcells
Retweeted by jpAlso, trolling myself by creating is-prefixed getters but accidentally referencing the setter instead.[nil silence];Also up there is adding and subsequently using mutable collections but forgetting to allocate them.Writing code and forgetting to call it is definitely in my top 10 most common “WTF IS GOING ON” bugs.

@sbergxx I dunno, those Lannisters are unbearably cunty, it’s hard to watch@sbergxx I am now that Doctor Who is done, going to watch the third episode tonight@sbergxx I’ve only seen the first two episodes, I was just making a joke lol“Total consideration is approximately $1.1 billion, substantially all of which is payable in cash.” I’m not much for jealously but shittt.Also, on that note, one episode into Game of Thrones and I’m pretty sure it’s just a show about incest.Between Amazon Instant Video and the iTunes store, I am going to go broke sitting on my ass in front of my TV.@jc4p right, her nose, ha!@jc4p that may or may not be a partial explanation.♫ Chocolate – The 1975 http://t.co/G7zpoUQ13N #NowPlaying@jc4p I’ve watched it three times since last night@jc4p did you see the finale?This season of Doctor Who was amazing. And now for the wait, gahhh.

@parishy_noah been stealing my starred playlist eh?

@sturmen nope, I live in Jersey until my lease is up in November@sturmen haha yeah I know I was just jokingSo many white guys in backwards, fitted hats. EDC must be in town.

@HYP3HYP3 @jc4p @DickTalens fuk u tho nick

@jordanekay yeah, so far it’s proved flexible and fast. I just feel like I’m reinventing the wheel.@jordanekay Yep! I mostly just use EXTScope though, tbhFor reference, the hierarchy goes: UITableView -> FTRendererCell -> FTRendererContainer -> FTRenderer, which holds and renders Renderables.Refactored some drawing code and ended up with this. Not sure how I feel about it yet. http://t.co/K0ZC5YIJXJ

@parishy_noah wtf…Hello again, ocean. http://t.co/mYwVYEIr1TChecked it out on Google Maps. Recognized the parking lot right by the canal immediately. :o What a coincidence.Turns out @RiverHorseBrew is from Lambertville! I’ve probably passed their brewery a couple dozen times and never even known. #favoritebeerNelly on a song with Talib Kweli. Did I flashback to 2006 or 1998? http://t.co/pXeG42Mc9S #NowPlaying

@jc4p Ghostbusters came out before either of us were born ಠ_ಠ@jc4p s/meat/steak@jc4p trolololol@jc4p maybe i dig fat chicks thoIt’s just a shame that the best resources on compilers seem to be at or from universities. Bleh.When I first started programming I never thought I’d find compilation so fascinating. Now I use downtime to read about LLVM.Compilers and vodka. #necessitiesAmongst my criteria for a potential wife is an intense appreciation for compilers.“In zonking, do we need to zonk the kinds of coercion variables?” ~ GHC’s NOTES file.@parishy_noah I just parallel parked on nassau like 3 blocks away from where I wanted to go, but I’m long gone nowNewest episode of Doctor Who was fantastic and Clara is becoming my new favorite companion.If you want to work out but don't know what to do, join our @fitocracy challenge. One workout doesn't require a gym! https://t.co/VViYemrMfm
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Parking in Princeton on a Saturday — not even once.@jc4p @DickTalens maybe not ha, but more fun than my recent few months, all I can askFun night :D@Xanwick at least you didn’t get a thick girl on you@jc4p I had the same reaction haha“@missionmission: “Naked, spitting, pissing dude” shuts down 16th Street BART. Quite a photo: http://t.co/bypjWEnDdh” Wut.

My most frequently consumed dinner: Red Bull and a Quest bar. #cleaneatingEmbarrassed to admit I didn’t know this view existed but I’m glad I do now. #xcode http://t.co/GvBkguIiNL@olive_you_xo I have the same reaction everyday@olive_you_xo best city in the world :)Whoa :o ♫ Prisoner of Conscious – Talib Kweli http://t.co/4MeMyjnsVU #NowPlayinginteresting kick starter backed by @cbracy http://t.co/63489oq9DX
Retweeted by jpJust watched my kitten open the folding door to my washer and dryer. What in the fuck. I don’t even—

Fuck.Body of TCNJ student Paige Aiello was recovered from Hudson River, authorities confirm http://t.co/AXPfEynQT5
Retweeted by jp@jc4p wouldn’t mind a bit more immaturity in my lifeWeird feeling, but I miss being surrounded by other twenty year olds. That one’s new.We added a more difficult routine to the 1% challenge @fitocracy. Check it out now and join the challenge! https://t.co/VViYemrMfm
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Apartment was spotless so the kitten decided to pee on the carpet. Because that was the only plausible thing for him to do all day.@jspahrsummers awesome!For the more advanced ReactiveCocoa users, we’ve just documented additional best practices: https://t.co/Su2dGzEpc6 https://t.co/Orwn4BAOEe
Retweeted by jpVodka is the greatest stress reliever.

Such a strange song. Dig it, though ♫ If I Were To Write The Song... – Cartel http://t.co/iLemxN9f8n #NowPlayingTheir writing style makes me smile.“I don’t mean to sound like a creep, but I’ve seen you around and I wrote a book about what if you were a sexy pirate.”Tonight is my monthly allotted time to read every A Softer World comic. I wish I could just take pictures all day.

@Xanwick I approve haha@Xanwick dat natty?

@Xanwick :’(Paying bills feels like being stabbed in the stomach, maybe worse. They should start teaching that in school.