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iOS Developer in NYC, @fitocracy, helplessly hopeful individual

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Ended up throwing data into an NSCache and reading on next open, re-requesting if it was thrown out by then. Sucky but it works.@jc4p it’s leAnd the background modes are super frustrating, too. App wakes up, but without permissions to write to disk?! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻CoreBluetooth in an intensely frustrating framework. Constant battle trying to keep my peripherals connected. Documentation is meh.
4/21
2014
Reunited with my beautiful car. Just drove for three hours and went absolutely no where; I could do this all day.
4/20
2014
@sbergxx well I ignore those ones because I’m not caught up yet@sbergxx likewise, what even is this college thing you always talk aboutI don’t remember not being able to modify those values in-place. Was super useful for printing values in an array by just hitting Enter.(lldb) p 0 (int) $1 = 0 (lldb) p $1 (int) $1 = 0 (lldb) p $1++ (int) $2 = 0 (lldb) p $1 (int) $1 = 0 LLDB, what are you doinggg
4/17
2014
@mimi_sf I count all 3 macros err’y day@mimi_sf hahaha yes, my patience on 50 carbs is virtually nonexistent@sbergxx more clever than most people, yesThank god for Yelp reviews of MTA subway linesRon Zwanson, the Z train conductor http://t.co/4OdYz9UENj@sbergxx because it’d be even more awkward if they said the wrong name
4/16
2014
For you anti-vaxxers, here's the body count dating back less than 10 years. http://t.co/y2KLxULdvM
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4/14
2014
Furniture construction directions want me to iron the covers. Hahaha IKEA please do you know who I am I don’t own an iron.
4/12
2014
Well, this just seems out of place. http://t.co/kGpP6451VsMan, the opening scene to Saving Private Ryan is gut-wrenching. Knew what was coming and still held my breath.
4/10
2014
@nicklockwood nope, that’s how I do it tooWomp. Rejected. But Season 2 of Adventure Time is on Netflix so at least I have that.
4/8
2014
@jc4p because I don’t need both, I’m a satisfied Stumptown customer. I just like the idea of TonxI’ve been considering a Tonx subscription but I am deathly afraid of not liking the smell of their ground beans as much as I do Stumptown’s.#CornyIrishLiteratureJokesApparently, just when my headache was starting to go away was a bad time to pick up a copy of Molloy, apparently, but perhaps not.
4/7
2014
Payment in selfies. Welcome to modern life, courtesy of Beyonce. http://t.co/q7cEB463WB
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4/6
2014
Looks like one by Brooklyn Supreme Court got hit by a piece of panelling that fell off some scaffolding. Jeez.Brooklyn B25 and B26 buses are hella fucked today, c’monnnnn
4/4
2014
Double check your timelines, a big hack appears to be posting spam to people’s accounts.
Retweeted by jp@brianmwang hide yo kids, hide yo wife, change yo passwords@brianmwang brian pls
4/3
2014
@jc4p @engers dammit jared now i need to find a different pair so we don’t all have the same ones@jc4p yup. I think I’ve already had 2.5 gallons, working my way upIn other news, RIP all the water in my body.Protip: don’t accidentally take 4x your creatine serving two days in a row with several hundred mg of caffeine.
4/2
2014
I would never lie or joke about something this important: http://t.co/SiRpQkFjBk HAS BEEN UPDATED. http://t.co/4ipZDolYOO
Retweeted by jpLittle dude keeps doing this. http://t.co/g5rHZQcnOG
4/1
2014
@Javi as for the problem itself, first place I’d look is push notifications and any other code that would run in release but not debug@Javi take the Xcode archive, open it up, change identifiers/entitlements and resign using iResign and a non-prod profile@Javi been there, shitty situation. hang in there!
3/31
2014
@ThomasMORourke thanks manGot so much bad news this weekend. Someone seems to be testing my patience.That being said, everyone hug the nearest bottle of Grey Goose for me and let it know it’ll all be over soon.At this point it’s more like a game, and I just really hate losing.Never imagined going through this much internal struggle for a religious practice I don’t actually believe in.
3/30
2014
Dexter Season 4 Finale Fuck everything good night don’t talk to me until next week thanks"Daddy, how'd you meet mommy? I swiped right while shitting" @getsecret https://t.co/bv4504mN4Z
Retweeted by jpI have a deep respect for the technical scale that FB operates at. The cyberspace we want for VR will be at this scale.
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3/26
2014
I feel like that would make a good Secret post. Is that how that works? I dunno I don’t even San FransiscoI prefer prefix incrementing and decrementing to postfix #ProgrammerConfessionsYNAB is Now Free for College Students http://t.co/VL1qCrMMY0
Retweeted by jpFREE NERD TEARS http://t.co/VYGNUs1m84
Retweeted by jp@engers I’m loling harder at the nerds in tinfoil hatsAn awesome company just got virtually all the money in the world to develop their platform and hire more incredibly talented people. Oh no!FACEBOOK ACQUIRES JOHN CARMACK FOR 2 BILLION DOLLARS
Retweeted by jpWhatsApp + Oculus + Facebook == Awesome immersive VR for staying in touch with family via flip phones in third world countries
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3/25
2014
@brianmwang I try my bestContemplating how embarrassed I should be that so many of my PRs have been hit to Ke$ha’s music. Deadlift 415x5 @ 195lb.Holy crap. “ 32 injured when train derails, rides up escalator at Chicago's O'Hare Airport http://t.co/QZ3FHJsV2B http://t.co/TOrTsqn1SN
Retweeted by jp@sturmen I bet tons of classmates that struggled with gcc/gdb/ftp/ssh/scp for weeks just to forget it all anyway would disagree :pLet your archaic l33t unix homework submission processes die in a fire, American CS departments! (/says the college dropout)Or better yet, teach real life IDEs instead of forcing command line compilation but not teaching command line debugging.His school costs way too much to not be teaching things like this.Sitting here teaching a friend how to use GDB for his uni homework. Yikes.
3/24
2014
I regret working out. In sooo much pain and can’t carb it away :‘( http://t.co/oCzbc6hKI7Man, if you think IB is bad on iOS, trying working with an OS X app. This shit is crazy.
3/22
2014
If you add a new attribute to an entity, cmd-c it in the model editor. Then go to your .h/m files and cmd-opt-v to paste the implementation
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3/21
2014
President Obama is about to make a statement on Ukraine. Watch live here: http://t.co/rxD8mcWnSD
Retweeted by jp@K_Panesar it’s Monokai from Xcode Themes (https://t.co/v1DI8COmKu) with a custom cursor color!
3/20
2014
Coming soon, to an International Hamburger Day near you. http://t.co/KbGf85Ql9S@mimi_sf @hoverbird literally just wrote this code http://t.co/abDfyd6a50the first app that designs its ☰ (aka “hamburger”) menu to look like an actual hamburger will have my heart (and clicks) forever.
Retweeted by jpOne day I will learn not to buy BCAAs with Beta Alanine in them. Today is not that day. #tinglysold http://t.co/O1vVeixsNY
3/19
2014
TIL UIImagePickerController subclasses UINavigationController but doesn’t implement initWithNavigationBarClass:toolbarClass: Oh, okay.@jtorrescomics @gte for me it’s the car’s speaker volume and it can’t be a prime number, I’ve always considered it a phobia of mine
3/14
2014
Yes. http://t.co/PDjAafSzhD
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3/13
2014
Realizing I let one this view controller get wayyy too big, and don’t have the time to go back and refactor it :-(
3/12
2014
Can you imagine any other President going on a show like that?Between two ferns w/ Barack Obama: http://t.co/PjhM6FvYCU
Retweeted by jpWhen in doubt, favor transparency. http://t.co/sKHWFz3gLq
3/11
2014
Am I too old to have enjoyed Mr. Peabody and Sherman as much as I did? The world will never know because I don’t care and it was awesome.
3/10
2014
Bench pressed more than my bodyweight for the first time in my life :o ’tis a good day.@aythac_ I am jayep but I only snapchat one person tbh@aythac_ I was jk but FINE@aythac_ ntyUpdate on the trifecta: I am fairly drunk. (Those are 8%, 9%, and 11% beers, respectively)Rocking a trifecta: @RiverHorseBrew Hop-a-lot-amus, @dogfishbeer 90 Minute IPA, and @FlyingDog Double Dog. I am in IPA heaven right now.
3/9
2014
@_Jordan “Objective-C extends the definition of a Block reference type to be that also of id.” http://t.co/ylGxto8AcD@_Jordan nilGet your devices ready. MTA BusTime coming to Brooklyn and Queens tomorrow. City-wide expansion complete. http://t.co/gc48H2oYSc
Retweeted by jp@jc4p script will run you ~100 bucks if out of network@jc4p LensCrafters at Court St and State StIn a completely unrelated note, turns out the world isn’t actually supposed to be blurryDear Twitter, do I look smarter now? y/n http://t.co/VfnscO8YpJ@engers @bdjeffyp ^_^I love you, New York… but man, I feel at home in Princeton.
3/8
2014
I dream of a day when I pick the correct UIViewContentMode on the first try.
3/7
2014
Sometimes twitter is the greatest. http://t.co/1tKxRSSnQu
Retweeted by jphttps://t.co/FkT3UQXluJ GIFs of faces with the noses clipped. One of the most amusing things I’ve seen on reddit in quite a while.
3/6
2014
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