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Antares is about 800 times larger than our Sun. The Sun is about 109 times larger than The Earth. So… http://t.co/8uHjav1FcO#Florida #Redfish #WantSomeGetSome http://t.co/iF7g49lpw9
5/24
2013
And the last photo of the deanvinci painting. I think #Rabbit is the only guy in both the old and new… http://t.co/t60ylqdXXdAnd another detail shot of the more recent deanvinci painting. shanedorian #DoubleFisting in the… http://t.co/jtBPImKvPeSome more detail in that shot from the other day. #PhilRoberts deanvinci painting from the… http://t.co/bicf5GfRGV
5/23
2013
Cruising #FloridaStyle with this guy. Raddest creature on earth. #Manatee #SeaCow #MotorBoatSpeedBumpshttp://t.co/NSBptAwnuD
5/22
2013
#PhilRoberts paints the #PipeMasters Trophy every year...an original ClarkFoam blank, shaped by the… http://t.co/KXfnkptKnL
5/21
2013
#Arica, Chile in '06. Remember this one, @lukemun? It's so dry in Arica that it hasn't rained in over… http://t.co/9WKlrTM9eM
5/20
2013
I'd be lying if I said we're not bummed on the surf (and what we're still missing in Tahiti this… http://t.co/pqVKQWfKuP
5/17
2013
#HappyBirthday to one of the #BestHumans I know. Exemplary friend, husband, dad, citizen, surfer.… http://t.co/dkXWcGUHJJ
5/15
2013
Hey dana_white_ufc, I'm practicing my @ufc post fight look. Haven't done this since I was a kid.… http://t.co/GJHzqWUJHt
5/13
2013
When was the last time you ate a #Booger? Honestly. #DigDeep #EatUp :) http://t.co/L2aAGBTW6XI was gonna just say Happy #MothersDay but that doesn't really cut it. The stuff my mom went thru to… http://t.co/OwbsZrA3nqHappy #MothersDay, Mom. Love you! Hope you're having a great day and I'll see you next week, finally!… http://t.co/hGKzFJcvIK
5/12
2013
Ok, #SurfJunkies. Circa late 80's... How many of these guys can you name? Got this hanging on my wall.… http://t.co/hPgk5YVXQsGotta get myself a #PizzaOven. Great night last night. Thanks @lucianohuck and vavaribeiro. Nothing… http://t.co/XwiaEiZc1p
5/11
2013
Seen this @gopro clip of @anthony_walsh_ on surfline yet? I gotta step up my game. Walshy... you're… http://t.co/d0fUbMNLM4
5/8
2013
#Redeye flights are good for something. Over South Island, NZ and arriving into Santiago, Chile. @… http://t.co/cUBDnwQCEF
5/6
2013
I don't know if this is #Propaganda or not but #ThatFootSucks. http://t.co/kKRhTQITTg
5/5
2013
#DirtyChai w/#BoobsBeachHoney (from the PerryFamily in Torquay-Thank you guys!) and a… http://t.co/nO7LB2DLyCJust posted a photo http://t.co/8famOQhZYfWas driving the other day and had to pull off the road out of respect for this sunset. Australian… http://t.co/Fq9BMMJHo3
5/4
2013
2005 @aspworldtour World Title trophy. Apparently, a pretty good #StorageBin. http://t.co/KO6rlsaxBb#HumansProhibited What if all other creatures on this planet tried to control it the way we do? :)… http://t.co/sVgX7AGwCK
5/3
2013
It's baffling to me to me that people still smoke. It does make for great photo ops on the cigarette… http://t.co/mELikeCn7wMy mom never surfed so this is the only way I can get her in the barrel. #LightAtTheEndOfTheTunnelhttp://t.co/wFNmQAU0bM
5/2
2013
When I was a kid, #MattKechele used to come home from surf trips with home movies from around the… http://t.co/GecIjwKMo2
5/1
2013
#FoodForThought. Know what is going into your body (and mind). Repost from lukeweinert. He's got some… http://t.co/30EaFcciwa
4/29
2013
Sunset tonight. #AllKindsOfFilters @turkeymelt1 @kalanimiller http://t.co/XYW3wjoe7z
4/27
2013
#LuxuryAccommodations with @turkeymelt1 after 8hrs of driving and 4hrs of surfing. Alex said his… http://t.co/WBa5YJyMT1A #Fogbow in the morning (have you ever seen one of these?!) and the #FullMoon at night. @kalanimillerhttp://t.co/TSsykVmzYM
4/26
2013
#BruceLee workout. #PrisonRipped borg808 shanedorian paulgomez @surfersmags #OneFingerPushUps http://t.co/AVEEx03sWK
4/24
2013
Photo @natesmithphoto from final day of #Quikpro at Kirra this year. It's bad enough paddling out… http://t.co/elHAeLQOD2Certain things really frighten me for the future of the earth and human race. This guy's POV (Peter… http://t.co/JWl57tgpWu
4/23
2013
Happy #EarthDay. #ApeFace in #Tassie. http://t.co/9HTxJkVkn4
4/22
2013
Fella thinking about pouncing on Rebel. One of the better cat and dog photos I've taken in a couple of… http://t.co/AEl5fvs9SMHad the pleasure of surfing/hanging with these guys the other day in Sydney. thomasvictorcarroll… http://t.co/S26nL7L7m1He does not smoke, he eats only until he is 80 percent full, and drinks only a “modest” amount of… http://t.co/34IFeARAT0
4/21
2013
What you want? Baby, I got it. The #HealthPit. #PerformanceEnhancers #SuperFoodshttp://t.co/6b9oVUFryxwalteriooss has been a #SportsIllustrated Staff Photographer for over 50 years and we've been friends… http://t.co/FHuBEj9HHd
4/19
2013
Thanks #TimBonython for the #Shipsterns frame grabs. Last Friday wasn't bad at all. A real pleasure to… http://t.co/QWBVSj84pm
4/18
2013
Have you checked out #XGames #RealSurf yet? Voting open now. jordysmith88 vs @gabrielmedinaaa in the… http://t.co/buaQTkWq8s@kalanimiller and I had a sick right all to ourselves yesterday. #perfectday #goldcoast #SecretSpothttp://t.co/ecIkaVjrQO#Octopodes http://t.co/R8CRM22yPsRebel posing for me. Probably the best cat photo I've taken this week. thomasvictorcarroll toddglaser… http://t.co/BfLRxAcPaq
4/17
2013
My little brother (@darth_slater) and his girl (mermaidteta) got marred in a spur of the moment… http://t.co/igMabF2ts9
4/16
2013
#Boston http://t.co/2Rfrf9CI4L
4/15
2013
#AdamScott!!!!! #MastersChamp!!!! Love you, buddy. Congratulations. Way overdue but it's the one to… http://t.co/GBftqFgNac
4/14
2013
How's this one I shot of martipara a couple hours ago at Shipstern's?! There were some hogs out there… http://t.co/5VAuztuOmz
4/12
2013
davewassel I'm gonna go #DoSomething! This guy did a great #MarkCunningham impersonation just now.… http://t.co/jktf6lvIrs
4/11
2013
On the move... http://t.co/SqXMSq9jdVThis recipe is crazy good. Made coconut banana bread muffins twice this week. Super into baking right… http://t.co/qXXAa6sHoy
4/10
2013
I'm sure there is a lot more to this story but shame on you stupid kids in Halifax, Nova Scotia for… http://t.co/HXJvxo0jrw#Breakfast Drink Options I suggest not drinking pasteurized milk at all (cut out dairy altogether)… http://t.co/jygGBYDQ3v#StandTall 🚹👖👫🏄 http://t.co/gB2RVLbHhA
4/9
2013
#Yesterday. Zombie bath salts, camo face masks, face-melting axes, and.....um......rainbows. 🛀👴🎸🌈 http://t.co/wY0ka6AvT0
4/8
2013
#Pennywise with @poorspecimen @lukemun and @kmunners6969 tonight in Coolangatta. Been a while. Last… http://t.co/7xNyG9HXh0
4/7
2013
Two big Red 'Roos havin' a blue. No tough talk, no hard feelings, no lawsuits. #ChuckinAWobbly #JustScrap http://t.co/0Fm9mHwPSP
4/6
2013
Had my daughter, Taylor, in OZ for SpringBreak this week. Memorable time for me. Bell's Beach, Gold… http://t.co/NWeqr9H6Au#BenHoward in Brisbane tonight. http://t.co/DCDRZSqiS5
4/5
2013
Any idea what this shirt says? @quiksilverusa stephenisbelly http://t.co/68gzdH0CSV
4/4
2013
travislogie loves this game and and I'm trying to figure out why. He's got a problem, @shaunalogie.… http://t.co/Nu3F7vREN5
4/3
2013
Kind of a hot topic for surfers with how much they charge for surfboard bags. What you guys think of… http://t.co/u2siOSp5hg
4/2
2013
Just posted a photo http://t.co/38KH9gIwW2
4/1
2013
#RipCurlPro is on at Bells Beach. Link from http://t.co/DQQcDMbsMY to watch live event. Waves are big today… http://t.co/TbRRPFfwPO
3/30
2013
#JimBanks Tube Amp. Left this at a friend's house for two years and just retrieved it. I helped make… http://t.co/0wgkqrudFo
3/29
2013
Thanks @surfingworldmag magazine for your latest cover. Quick turnaround... Kirra from less than two… http://t.co/cArDLjt0W0
3/28
2013
Not sure what kind but a spider decided a little nook on my golf bag was a perfect place to leave… http://t.co/PLbB5j3YfB
3/27
2013
Half and half on the #GreatOceanRoad this morning. http://t.co/zHqEnCRvXv
3/26
2013
The Bell from 1994. I snuck thru the semi-final against #Kong on a wave he passed up w/priority. I… http://t.co/JQpJptfyOn
3/25
2013
Congrats Carissa Moore (@rissmoore10) for the win and @tylerGwright for making the finals (and leading… http://t.co/Yq7f21j6t4
3/24
2013
@dusty_payne carving en route to his win at the #margaretriverpro today. Keep it rollin' into Bells,… http://t.co/DZogRrlNXw#AwkwardFrameGrab? Haha...I know but just wanted to congratulate @dusty_payne for the win and… http://t.co/hq9PYlAaZt
3/23
2013
Graffiti on the Trestles Underpass by #Bert. Thanks for the photo, jason_miller. @joelparkohttp://t.co/wesc9CS8As
3/20
2013
Couple of #BlackHoles at Kirra the other day. shanedorian, you might've liked it. #FrameGrab by… http://t.co/huOCiXWKMe'I woke up this mornin', a rainbow filled the sky!' phillyglove lyrics. D-Bah last week. http://t.co/GlJYizzFAU
3/18
2013
Just posted a photo http://t.co/xPhU0xzKpT
3/17
2013
Gonna have to teach stephenisbelly how to do a proper #MiniShaka \!!!/ @kalanimiller micahiration… http://t.co/I9xbl2FLAJ
3/16
2013
Sing...'Red skies at night, woh-oh, woh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.' #TheFixx, 1982. clarklittle @robstercrawhttp://t.co/190MFkla9T
3/15
2013
I should've done a look back with @joelparko yesterday like @mick_fanning did on me today. Looks like… http://t.co/vad9thzJjT
3/14
2013
Action partying after the win today. She looks excited. @kalanimiller charlene_miller @oleemamillerhttp://t.co/VWu4uusYeH#EspressoMartini and Chocolate Marquise w/#KingIsland Cream. What a day! Dinner with friends. #FoodPesthttp://t.co/ciMDOsQ7os
3/13
2013
Don't drop-in on locals, @joelparko? Quit f-ing paddling around everybody all the time! Haha. #RealTalkhttp://t.co/xGAtC4dnuLhttp://t.co/Z4Wo4Y0HvW at around 11am Queensland time we're gonna kick off. #GetExcited cause Kirra has some… http://t.co/TW1OEfAVav
3/12
2013
If you didn't get a chance to check out the event live yesterday, you can watch every wave/heat of the… http://t.co/rE1tyFObbn
3/11
2013
Happy Bday photo for you, sammymunro. @kmunners6969 #losing on the pool table the other night. #LoseMoney http://t.co/kZAZbT1Ewnsammymunro's Birthday party-rockin' with @kalanimiller and Munro clan. aprilmun @lukemun @kmunners6969http://t.co/PG7CvDCk1H
3/9
2013
@boskophoto sent me this one. Thanks, buddy. Beach view of my @gopro shot from the other day.… http://t.co/0H135zmugo
3/7
2013
Get used to it...there's a lot more swell on the way. @gopro #Hero3 at Kirra yesterday. 12megapixel,… http://t.co/OtVmvmQXP8#Quiksilver2013 Contest is live on #FuelTV. Girls surfing now. @Steph_gilmore just scored a 9.8 on one of… http://t.co/RO8gKUL7waThis afternoon with @gopro #Hero3. Couple fun ones. More on the horizon. @quiksilverusa cisurfboards… http://t.co/VfWcPr4gb7#EndOfTheWorld has begun. #Currumbin http://t.co/xWmhaDmJCS
3/6
2013
Straight Insta. This year's asp_world_tour year book shots. Clockwise from Top Left... @joelparko,… http://t.co/HPymzLfLuX#AlmondMilk and Chia seed pudding. borg808 shanedorian @surfersmags http://t.co/3CCHPQZRyBGotta love the things my friends text me. C/O @invisikline and #BrockLittle. Much appreciated. Just the… http://t.co/aisgFNcpaN
3/4
2013
Wanna watch something interesting before the #quikpro Gold Coast starts today? The bodyboard event at… http://t.co/Wy7hPC7g0C
3/1
2013
#JustChillin #currumbinwildlifesanctuary photo @oleemamiller @kalanimiller charlene_miller http://t.co/9gURjJRkP9#WorldChamps @Steph_gilmore and @joelparko at the #aspworldsurfingawards. Congrats, you two! Great… http://t.co/ROH6Nc4UH6@hobgoods, @mattwilko8 is behind chargoods. Hide his seating assignment and you're good. http://t.co/eWAatDXx7v
2/28
2013
Water texture view while riding the #tubemonster at Kirra last year. #Selfie with @gopro #Hero2. Just… http://t.co/PBjkXCuCf5
2/27
2013
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