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Antares is about 800 times larger than our Sun. The Sun is about 109 times larger than The Earth. So… http://t.co/8uHjav1FcO#Florida #Redfish #WantSomeGetSome http://t.co/iF7g49lpw9
And the last photo of the deanvinci painting. I think #Rabbit is the only guy in both the old and new… http://t.co/t60ylqdXXdAnd another detail shot of the more recent deanvinci painting. shanedorian #DoubleFisting in the… http://t.co/jtBPImKvPeSome more detail in that shot from the other day. #PhilRoberts deanvinci painting from the… http://t.co/bicf5GfRGV
Cruising #FloridaStyle with this guy. Raddest creature on earth. #Manatee #SeaCow #MotorBoatSpeedBumps… http://t.co/NSBptAwnuD
#PhilRoberts paints the #PipeMasters Trophy every year...an original ClarkFoam blank, shaped by the… http://t.co/KXfnkptKnL
#Arica, Chile in '06. Remember this one, @lukemun? It's so dry in Arica that it hasn't rained in over… http://t.co/9WKlrTM9eM
I'd be lying if I said we're not bummed on the surf (and what we're still missing in Tahiti this… http://t.co/pqVKQWfKuP
#HappyBirthday to one of the #BestHumans I know. Exemplary friend, husband, dad, citizen, surfer.… http://t.co/dkXWcGUHJJ
Hey dana_white_ufc, I'm practicing my @ufc post fight look. Haven't done this since I was a kid.… http://t.co/GJHzqWUJHt
When was the last time you ate a #Booger? Honestly. #DigDeep #EatUp :) http://t.co/L2aAGBTW6XI was gonna just say Happy #MothersDay but that doesn't really cut it. The stuff my mom went thru to… http://t.co/OwbsZrA3nqHappy #MothersDay, Mom. Love you! Hope you're having a great day and I'll see you next week, finally!… http://t.co/hGKzFJcvIK
Ok, #SurfJunkies. Circa late 80's... How many of these guys can you name? Got this hanging on my wall.… http://t.co/hPgk5YVXQsGotta get myself a #PizzaOven. Great night last night. Thanks @lucianohuck and vavaribeiro. Nothing… http://t.co/XwiaEiZc1p
Seen this @gopro clip of @anthony_walsh_ on surfline yet? I gotta step up my game. Walshy... you're… http://t.co/d0fUbMNLM4
#Redeye flights are good for something. Over South Island, NZ and arriving into Santiago, Chile. @… http://t.co/cUBDnwQCEF
#DirtyChai w/#BoobsBeachHoney (from the PerryFamily in Torquay-Thank you guys!) and a… http://t.co/nO7LB2DLyCJust posted a photo http://t.co/8famOQhZYfWas driving the other day and had to pull off the road out of respect for this sunset. Australian… http://t.co/Fq9BMMJHo3
2005 @aspworldtour World Title trophy. Apparently, a pretty good #StorageBin. http://t.co/KO6rlsaxBb#HumansProhibited
What if all other creatures on this planet tried to control it the way we do? :)… http://t.co/sVgX7AGwCK
It's baffling to me to me that people still smoke. It does make for great photo ops on the cigarette… http://t.co/mELikeCn7wMy mom never surfed so this is the only way I can get her in the barrel.
#LightAtTheEndOfTheTunnel… http://t.co/wFNmQAU0bM
When I was a kid, #MattKechele used to come home from surf trips with home movies from around the… http://t.co/GecIjwKMo2
#FoodForThought. Know what is going into your body (and mind). Repost from lukeweinert. He's got some… http://t.co/30EaFcciwa
#LuxuryAccommodations with @turkeymelt1 after 8hrs of driving and 4hrs of surfing. Alex said his… http://t.co/WBa5YJyMT1A #Fogbow in the morning (have you ever seen one of these?!) and the #FullMoon at night. @kalanimiller… http://t.co/TSsykVmzYM
#BruceLee workout. #PrisonRipped borg808 shanedorian paulgomez @surfersmags #OneFingerPushUps http://t.co/AVEEx03sWK
Photo @natesmithphoto from final day of #Quikpro at Kirra this year. It's bad enough paddling out… http://t.co/elHAeLQOD2Certain things really frighten me for the future of the earth and human race. This guy's POV (Peter… http://t.co/JWl57tgpWu
Fella thinking about pouncing on Rebel. One of the better cat and dog photos I've taken in a couple of… http://t.co/AEl5fvs9SMHad the pleasure of surfing/hanging with these guys the other day in Sydney. thomasvictorcarroll… http://t.co/S26nL7L7m1He does not smoke, he eats only until he is 80 percent full, and drinks only a “modest” amount of… http://t.co/34IFeARAT0
What you want? Baby, I got it. The #HealthPit.
#PerformanceEnhancers
#SuperFoods… http://t.co/6b9oVUFryxwalteriooss has been a #SportsIllustrated Staff Photographer for over 50 years and we've been friends… http://t.co/FHuBEj9HHd
Thanks #TimBonython for the #Shipsterns frame grabs. Last Friday wasn't bad at all. A real pleasure to… http://t.co/QWBVSj84pm
Have you checked out #XGames #RealSurf yet? Voting open now. jordysmith88 vs @gabrielmedinaaa in the… http://t.co/buaQTkWq8s@kalanimiller and I had a sick right all to ourselves yesterday. #perfectday #goldcoast #SecretSpot… http://t.co/ecIkaVjrQO#Octopodes http://t.co/R8CRM22yPsRebel posing for me. Probably the best cat photo I've taken this week. thomasvictorcarroll toddglaser… http://t.co/BfLRxAcPaq
My little brother (@darth_slater) and his girl (mermaidteta) got marred in a spur of the moment… http://t.co/igMabF2ts9
#AdamScott!!!!! #MastersChamp!!!! Love you, buddy. Congratulations. Way overdue but it's the one to… http://t.co/GBftqFgNac
How's this one I shot of martipara a couple hours ago at Shipstern's?! There were some hogs out there… http://t.co/5VAuztuOmz
davewassel I'm gonna go #DoSomething! This guy did a great #MarkCunningham impersonation just now.… http://t.co/jktf6lvIrs
On the move... http://t.co/SqXMSq9jdVThis recipe is crazy good. Made coconut banana bread muffins twice this week. Super into baking right… http://t.co/qXXAa6sHoy
I'm sure there is a lot more to this story but shame on you stupid kids in Halifax, Nova Scotia for… http://t.co/HXJvxo0jrw#Breakfast Drink Options
I suggest not drinking pasteurized milk at all (cut out dairy altogether)… http://t.co/jygGBYDQ3v#StandTall
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#Yesterday. Zombie bath salts, camo face masks, face-melting axes, and.....um......rainbows. 🛀👴🎸🌈 http://t.co/wY0ka6AvT0
#Pennywise with @poorspecimen @lukemun and @kmunners6969 tonight in Coolangatta. Been a while. Last… http://t.co/7xNyG9HXh0
Two big Red 'Roos havin' a blue. No tough talk, no hard feelings, no lawsuits. #ChuckinAWobbly #JustScrap http://t.co/0Fm9mHwPSP
Had my daughter, Taylor, in OZ for SpringBreak this week. Memorable time for me. Bell's Beach, Gold… http://t.co/NWeqr9H6Au#BenHoward in Brisbane tonight. http://t.co/DCDRZSqiS5
Any idea what this shirt says? @quiksilverusa stephenisbelly http://t.co/68gzdH0CSV
travislogie loves this game and and I'm trying to figure out why. He's got a problem, @shaunalogie.… http://t.co/Nu3F7vREN5
Kind of a hot topic for surfers with how much they charge for surfboard bags. What you guys think of… http://t.co/u2siOSp5hg
Just posted a photo http://t.co/38KH9gIwW2
#RipCurlPro is on at Bells Beach. Link from http://t.co/DQQcDMbsMY to watch live event. Waves are big today… http://t.co/TbRRPFfwPO
#JimBanks Tube Amp. Left this at a friend's house for two years and just retrieved it. I helped make… http://t.co/0wgkqrudFo
Thanks @surfingworldmag magazine for your latest cover. Quick turnaround... Kirra from less than two… http://t.co/cArDLjt0W0
Not sure what kind but a spider decided a little nook on my golf bag was a perfect place to leave… http://t.co/PLbB5j3YfB
Half and half on the #GreatOceanRoad this morning. http://t.co/zHqEnCRvXv
The Bell from 1994. I snuck thru the semi-final against #Kong on a wave he passed up w/priority. I… http://t.co/JQpJptfyOn
Congrats Carissa Moore (@rissmoore10) for the win and @tylerGwright for making the finals (and leading… http://t.co/Yq7f21j6t4
@dusty_payne carving en route to his win at the #margaretriverpro today. Keep it rollin' into Bells,… http://t.co/DZogRrlNXw#AwkwardFrameGrab? Haha...I know but just wanted to congratulate @dusty_payne for the win and… http://t.co/hq9PYlAaZt
Graffiti on the Trestles Underpass by #Bert. Thanks for the photo, jason_miller. @joelparko… http://t.co/wesc9CS8As
Couple of #BlackHoles at Kirra the other day. shanedorian, you might've liked it. #FrameGrab by… http://t.co/huOCiXWKMe'I woke up this mornin', a rainbow filled the sky!' phillyglove lyrics. D-Bah last week. http://t.co/GlJYizzFAU
Just posted a photo http://t.co/xPhU0xzKpT
Gonna have to teach stephenisbelly how to do a proper #MiniShaka \!!!/
@kalanimiller micahiration… http://t.co/I9xbl2FLAJ
Sing...'Red skies at night, woh-oh, woh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.' #TheFixx, 1982. clarklittle @robstercraw… http://t.co/190MFkla9T
I should've done a look back with @joelparko yesterday like @mick_fanning did on me today. Looks like… http://t.co/vad9thzJjT
Action partying after the win today. She looks excited. @kalanimiller charlene_miller @oleemamiller… http://t.co/VWu4uusYeH#EspressoMartini and Chocolate Marquise w/#KingIsland Cream. What a day! Dinner with friends. #FoodPest… http://t.co/ciMDOsQ7os
Don't drop-in on locals, @joelparko? Quit f-ing paddling around everybody all the time! Haha. #RealTalk… http://t.co/xGAtC4dnuLhttp://t.co/Z4Wo4Y0HvW at around 11am Queensland time we're gonna kick off. #GetExcited cause Kirra has some… http://t.co/TW1OEfAVav
If you didn't get a chance to check out the event live yesterday, you can watch every wave/heat of the… http://t.co/rE1tyFObbn
Happy Bday photo for you, sammymunro. @kmunners6969 #losing on the pool table the other night. #LoseMoney http://t.co/kZAZbT1Ewnsammymunro's Birthday party-rockin' with @kalanimiller and Munro clan. aprilmun @lukemun @kmunners6969… http://t.co/PG7CvDCk1H
@boskophoto sent me this one. Thanks, buddy. Beach view of my @gopro shot from the other day.… http://t.co/0H135zmugo
Get used to it...there's a lot more swell on the way. @gopro #Hero3 at Kirra yesterday. 12megapixel,… http://t.co/OtVmvmQXP8#Quiksilver2013 Contest is live on #FuelTV. Girls surfing now. @Steph_gilmore just scored a 9.8 on one of… http://t.co/RO8gKUL7waThis afternoon with @gopro #Hero3. Couple fun ones. More on the horizon. @quiksilverusa cisurfboards… http://t.co/VfWcPr4gb7#EndOfTheWorld has begun. #Currumbin http://t.co/xWmhaDmJCS
Straight Insta. This year's asp_world_tour year book shots. Clockwise from Top Left... @joelparko,… http://t.co/HPymzLfLuX#AlmondMilk and Chia seed pudding. borg808 shanedorian @surfersmags http://t.co/3CCHPQZRyBGotta love the things my friends text me. C/O @invisikline and #BrockLittle. Much appreciated. Just the… http://t.co/aisgFNcpaN
Wanna watch something interesting before the #quikpro Gold Coast starts today? The bodyboard event at… http://t.co/Wy7hPC7g0C
#JustChillin #currumbinwildlifesanctuary photo @oleemamiller @kalanimiller charlene_miller http://t.co/9gURjJRkP9#WorldChamps @Steph_gilmore and @joelparko at the #aspworldsurfingawards. Congrats, you two! Great… http://t.co/ROH6Nc4UH6@hobgoods, @mattwilko8 is behind chargoods. Hide his seating assignment and you're good. http://t.co/eWAatDXx7v
Water texture view while riding the #tubemonster at Kirra last year. #Selfie with @gopro #Hero2. Just… http://t.co/PBjkXCuCf5





