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I think I broke my dog. http://t.co/JcMOh95u1J@old_sound Lean into it, bro.I got some good things going on right now. http://t.co/wvAiX4WGEz

Rewarding to see hard work result in huge perf improvements: http://t.co/itP8Wgcgjf #opschef #opscode

@jdeamattson Every deploy has a little something to make it special :)@williamsjoe And a mullet. Business in the UI, party on the servers.Deploy took a little longer than expected but team handled it like the pros they are. New perm manager is live in Hosted Chef. #opschefOH I SEE YOU’RE TYPING. I WILL RANDOMLY MUTE YOU BECAUSE I HATE ALL HUMANITY. LOVE, GOOGLE HANGOUTS.The next 2 hours are either going to be really awesome or a whole lot of work. #crossedfingers

@jtimberman Don’t forget to tell hubot about your “office”@markimbriaco I would like to subscribe to your thesaurus.@pavlobaron Hi Pavlo, could you help us spread the word on @ErlangCamp Amsterdam on August 30th and 31st? http://t.co/BHv2Ck4yFg
Retweeted by Kevin SmithI can't state this enough: Programmers don't burn out on hard work, they burn out on change-with-the-wind directives and not 'shipping'.
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Missing London for some strange reason…Working hard to avoid drowning in metaphysical yaks.@darachennis -XX:+MaxCaloriesZeroMQ master now implements the PLAIN security mechanism of ZMTP 3.0: https://t.co/Nfrkw892su
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@base10 It never stopped trolling.

@darachennis @dieswaytoofast Truth. Generics + mult. inheritance == psychotropics@moonpolysoft Make sure you get Pixar to do the film adaptation@dieswaytoofast @darachennis Know an diamond?@markimbriaco No-one expects the Zsh Inquisition.

@jkeiser2 I literally cannot even.If you compare hashmaps with ‘==‘, please set yourself on fire.Percona of DevOps@lispmeister have you read “Sparse Distributed Memory”?@lusis Heimdal was our first choice but Kerberos has already claimed the name. bifrost is still pretty sweet :-)This morning brought to you by the fine folks at Broken Dental Implant, Inc.What Opscode Engineering & Ops has been up to lately: http://t.co/kVY6Uu7Y2S

@markimbriaco I don’t even.

Because Google Glass. http://t.co/LeL6UIQXLHExistential Crowdfunding: Kicksartre.
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@silentbicycle @pavlobaron @SusanPotter Or, heaven forfend, decided to get their hands dirty again w/actual code.@silentbicycle @pavlobaron @SusanPotter Who among you shall weepeth for the enterprise architect?@pavlobaron I LITERALLY CANNOT EVEN.Another humid Raleigh morning. http://t.co/e5AWqxjssg

@jtimberman Erlang Factory? ;-)

That time you got home late and couldn’t remember where you put your house keys. #fmlBody says it’s only 9:00 but reality disagrees. Time zones are fun. http://t.co/BeiGYfZbHwAaaaand home again. Woot!Folks lining up to board 10 minutes early. Travel’s fun and all but i’m not that excited to get on a plane.So long #chefconf! ’twas an amazing 2 days. Can’t wait to share pushy and crest with y’all.Props to @joyent and @boundary for sponsoring the #chefconf hackday!

Welp with bolth barrels@jakedavisl we’re just getting started :-)#Junos #EZ #Ruby 'stdlib' documentation starting to get online: https://t.co/s8pU60H4kJ and https://t.co/bJ922sE2wc will get you started.
Retweeted by Kevin SmithArista opening libraries, providers, resources, and cookbooks to let Chef manage their devices. Nice! #chefconf@jdeamattson i’m actually in line @ conf 😟

Puppet support in test-kitchen coming soon! #hugs #chefconfOH: “Mutexes are like nyancat” #lol #chefconfOn the east coast and want to learn more about the weird language we’re using for server-side dev? http://t.co/QrK9ipDV85 #chefconf #erlang@jaredrichardson @jdeamattson Six degrees of Kevin Bac^H^H^HSmithLet’s try this again…PACKED room for the test-kitchen talk. #chefconf http://t.co/jGNvDonD3N@jdeamattson We should totally make that happen. /cc @jaredrichardsonPacked room for @schisamo @jtimberman and @fnichol’s test-kitchen talk. http://t.co/HuPE4dXM0r #chefconf@jdeamattson @zts @rberger I reserved a room 7:00 - 8:00 tonight for a BoF but happy to talk whenever you want.My bad. Sorry folks! RT @ChefConf kevsmith and videos of most break out rooms will be recorded!@anthonygoddard I don’t believe so, no.FYI - Live stream is only for keynote talks. Stream ended at 11:50 AM PDT today. Will resume tomorrow. #chefconf1st rule of live demos: The network is always crap. 2nd rule of live demos: All demos must be self-contained.Nice to see the ascendance of distributed systems in yet another area of popular computing #chefconfOH “You can’t spell RESTFULL without STFU”
Retweeted by Kevin SmithLet’s talk orchestration @ 7:00 in Boardroom C tonight #ChefConf http://t.co/dKmLeogUrF@otterley It doesn’t paint a complete picture, sure. I disagree the statement is meaningless, tho. Is a good 1st order estimate of perf, imo@rberger @zts Me!How about that 787? amirite? #chefconfKey numbers to remember about the new Chef server: 17k nodes w/15m convergence, 80% CPU idle. #chefconfThe single greatest moment I've had as an operations professional was the moment where erchef worked, out of the box, perfectly at facebook.
Retweeted by Kevin SmithThat's 80% idle, for 17k nodes on first pass. Good times. #chefconf, #facebook
Retweeted by Kevin SmithFB: “You can run Facebook sized clusters on OSS Chef Server” #ChefConf@lnxchk Brightly. With the intensity of a thousand suns :)@sfalcon @skeptomai Wait until he puts the turkey in the oven :-)At #ChefConf and have questions about push jobs? Find me and I’ll do my best to get you answers.Push jobs. Hells yeah. #ChefConfIf you're at #chefconf today, come see @mdelder and I talk about the ways we use #opschef for our #ibmcloud and #devops software! 1:50 PM
Retweeted by Kevin SmithIncredibly proud to see FB and Cycle Computing projects in opening keynote. Lots of hard work by my excellent colleagues. #ChefConf@lnxchk How do other hybrid fields, like computational biology, handle degrees? #ChefConf@lnxchk Me too :)I predict a run on out-of-print editions of McConnell’s “After The Gold Rush” #ChefConfProud to announce the launch of PlatypusWear line of t-shirts #ChefConfLooking forward to @skeptomai’s keynote featuring a bunch of awesome work by my co-workers.the #ChefConf live stream is looking good! :D http://t.co/TAzlltvbkE If you can't be with us, you can watch from where you are.
Retweeted by Kevin Smith@fnichol Because it’s awesome, yo :)Whoever chose Dion's Holy Diver as the keynote intro music at #chefconf deserves a medal
Retweeted by Kevin SmithBefore the storm. http://t.co/NzIbs2UNxnCurrent status: http://t.co/9cD5zTySqZ

Again I ask - what good is it to arrive early if the plane has no assigned gate?Wheels down SFO. Inbound to #ChefConf@Vaguery After spending 2.5 days at a HPC conference I find your idea quite intriguing.@mccun934 If you want to drop by the airport you can wave to me thru the TSA checkpoint :)G’bye PDX you were totally awesome. I need to spend more time here soon! Next up: SFO. Whee!Having a “this is why we can’t have nice things” moment.@pavlobaron Private Smith reporting for duty sir!Current status: http://t.co/cWZ7m8hBvU

@darachennis Dante is smiling :)@darachennis HPC conference. Needless to say the last speaker gets a strong “meh”.@base10 It’s all just bytes, yo.Speaker: “I’m sorry I’m not familiar with Linda tuple spaces.” #ahmahgerdYes, let’s put redis, memcached, and RAMCloud in the same category. #ahmahgerd