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Jen Joyce @knitpurl Capitol Hill, Seattle

Captain of Makin It Happen. @Uber Sr Marketing Mgr - WA! Knit when I have time to sit. Always needs more tattoos. Music. Cats. Fun. Also, @Uber_SEA.

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FYI: The Conjuring is scary as shit!#datenight is best when it includes a very romantic (horror) film. β€οΈπŸ™Šjust found a Frito in my bra - and it's not even my birthday!
Retweeted by Jen Joyce@jeremygonzalez @jseattle Whaaaaaat@shanevans Especially on floor 31.Me when my mom sends me videos of my sister getting an ultrasound. http://t.co/twITgUalKp"Oh haven't seen you in a while" #datenight (@ Bamboo Garden in Seattle, WA) https://t.co/acBmJIrhFZ@codygoins http://t.co/RuQJKq2TbgThis GIF has really come in handy today http://t.co/Uz77MXPd2w@codygoins http://t.co/9cQyxevOrzOh, hello. http://t.co/N6hnqxP3sEi’m classy with my screw top red wine and string cheese, y’all. 🐱@SourceMe basically this http://t.co/qB9uR2aykh@SourceMe It’s cool there is a growing hole in the crotch of these here shorts I am wearing. Conclusion: We are classy broads.hey everybody! be nice to everybody else. that is all. carry on.
Retweeted by Jen JoyceSooooo…@Uber_SEA + @Uber_WA and @Uber_PDX + @Uber_OR and @Uber_AK and @Uber_ID and and and and #hustle
10/1
2014
Yarn for project Carson Baby Blanket Best Aunt Ever will be arriving shortly. If you need me I'll be over here with some sticks and fiber. πŸ‘Ό@bryce1077 😳Stopped paying attn to baseball after M’s were out but according to twitter no one cares if the Royals win as long as people can sleep soon.@ianimhof @heymarseilles @arkomomusic @seattlish A+ social media things happening here.OK, GURL. OK. β™« At Last - Live – BeyoncΓ© http://t.co/AJNwxOeimu #NowPlayingI appreciate my past self who set a calendar reminder on the last day of every month that says β€œPay rent, asshole.""Stuck in Portland without a cab, wishing for @Uber" via @Oregonian - Read on: http://t.co/i1A3c8FTR5 #PDXneedsUber
Retweeted by Jen Joyce@TheoCraig duhhhhhMe. Today. http://t.co/dux4qopWxrTruuuu RT @christengreene: You know those people who are really attractive when they're running/working out? Fuck those people, for real.YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THIS. RT @SylvanEsso: Check out our new remix of @PhoxBand's "Slow Motion", via @diymagazine: http://t.co/R9x8WOhuGM@MichelleBee @instagram and all like: http://t.co/qD0k0iq3uI@MichelleBee @instagram So much joy. SO MUCH, MICHELLE.Hiring like WOA. Looking for ALL OF THE fab #marketing ppl! Help us grow Uber in the PNW! http://t.co/eTzJRZGIWA #jobs #EXCLAMATIONPOINTS@MissDestructo 😘😘😘@hiphippie maybe @instagram wants a picture of that and they will add that feature?Ok, @instagram. Do I have to promise you my 1st born child or a basket of kittens or a kidney to get an account toggling feature? Damn.Why yes, I am starting out my day listening to Bey. What.Ain't nothin like witnessing a good ol' fashioned drug deal before 7:30am. Oh, Pioneer Square.
9/30
2014
Pretty saucy language here, @Q13FOX http://t.co/F2tyMF9Xdm
Retweeted by Jen JoyceTeam #UberBEARD // @traviswals @shinyuu http://t.co/t2rrXXdaR2Can’tttt sttoooppp eating these drriieeddd manggooooooos@casabian Yowza!
9/29
2014
2nd Paul Rudd movie of the day. I ain’t mad.@carolyn_carr @happelcore Shoot me an email if you want more detail! jen at uber dot com :) LOVE TULUM.@carolyn_carr @happelcore OH YESSSS. We stayed at @tulumhotel (in the city) & @AzucarHotelTul (on the beach). Both were amazing!
9/28
2014
"I hate your tan bodies and your joy!" -@krows54Working and watching a documentary about tiny houses. Now I kinda want to live in a tiny house. *googles Seattle tiny house*@traviswals How did you do this. I have not been able to even leave my couch today.
9/27
2014
Sometimes you end up in Ballard?"It's best when happy hours have glory holes." -@mr_johnwestβ€œI said lol.” -@jordankwheeler@SourceMe YEA YOU ARE@girlandcoconut 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘@codygoins THEY ARE HUGS FULL OF LOVE, OK?@JessEstrada @ChooseSPUN hahahaha@beefmeats what the hell!Apparently it is #HugAVegetarianDay. WHERE ARE ALL MY HUGS, PEOPLE?Wanna win all this sweeeeet Uber swag? Head to our @instagram to find out how: http://t.co/wq3oiA0Q16 #UberSEAselfie http://t.co/SRR5rbNYeY
Retweeted by Jen JoyceMy lil nephew is due in exactly one month. Who ever thought I could love someone so much that I have yet to meet… πŸ’
9/26
2014
@MichelleComm FUN! Shoot me an email at Jen at uber dot com!@SourceMe http://t.co/xJzh7ZEz7iIt’s 4:52pm and I have successfully spilled coffee AND wine on this white shirt of mine.@mikegore i guess i do now. HOW HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?hola. https://t.co/zbbakZHHJr#tbt to that one time I was in Mexico oh yea last week http://t.co/K5KNM85ELzIt's time to #treatyoself Starting at 12, you can win a style session from @GeneJuarez DEETS: http://t.co/ljdmUXXjFh http://t.co/ZUG81g6w3s
Retweeted by Jen Joyce@smithbrittanya @RSherman_25 Yesssss@MollieinSeattle ...Dear @CaffeVita & @suicidesqueeze, Got new work laptop to replace old work laptop. It's so very naked. Please send stickers. #help
9/25
2014
Come work and play with us! Looky here at all the cool stuff we are #hiring for here in #Seattle! https://t.co/bqTOnnHxeG 😘Tonight @krows54 and I are getting manicures before we get drinks because we are fancy ladies.Remember that one time I saw @RSherman_25 in Pioneer Square? https://t.co/cPhDe1uROe@SeattlePD Any updates on the shooting in P Square? Scary stuff, especially when you work across the street :/I want you to love me as much as I love Cheez-Its
Retweeted by Jen JoyceWhen the wrapper on your string cheese doesn’t easily open. #THESTRUGGLEISREALDid someone say #makeover? @GeneJuarez & yours truly are offering #UberSTYLE. Read on! #treatyoself http://t.co/ljdmUXXjFh
Retweeted by Jen Joyce@davidhoang Please tell me you are going to do this. Mega Kitty really needs another cat to love on so I can 😍 at all the picsHey, you! You can totally win tix to every @ShowboxPresents show in the month of Oct + @Uber_SEA rides too, obvi. https://t.co/FEGNjTByPf@davidhoang OMG.@AlisonKIRO7 says bullet in Pioneer Square shooting hit Smith Tower; no one hurt there http://t.co/56MQUZcLaX http://t.co/WDL6Jep5Hz
Retweeted by Jen JoyceπŸ˜” RT @SeattlePD: Man shot at 2/Yesler. Officers now searching for suspects, working to get info from witnesses.@DinoKnucks 😍
9/24
2014
Hello USA. Happy and sad to see you. πŸ‘Ό #MEXICOFOREVER@LaurenLockliear The sun woke us up! Haha
9/22
2014
Watching the @Seahawks win in our lil Cancun hotel room on a crappy TV and en espaΓ±ol was the best way to end this trip! #GOHAWKS
9/21
2014
This is what vacation looks like 🍹🌊🐚 http://t.co/zEowEEAbDdFun fact: http://t.co/u01iDzBAEC
9/20
2014
This morning we saw the ruins in Tulum! Next up: the beach for 3 nights to do nothing but work on our tans. 🍹 http://t.co/f8YjtCARBd
9/18
2014
Today we jumped into/swam in Ik Kil cenote, explored Chichen Itza, and wandered around Valladolid. Not too bad for a Wednesday. πŸ’ƒ
9/17
2014
Saw a @SoundersFC jersey in Tulum. Yelled "woo sounders" at the amigo wearing it. #MEXICOWe made it to Tulum and @tulumhotel is the cutest thing ever in life. http://t.co/GbpAp1uUVa
9/16
2014
Β‘HOLA COZUMEL!
9/15
2014
Found free wifi. Checking in on the @Seahawks game via their app while enjoying Tecate and tequila by the beach #technology #12sinMexico@cedgeton HahahahahahahaToday is my 3 year Uberversary. If you need me, I'll be on this beach with this marg. πŸ’ƒπŸŒŠπŸΉ@jordankwheeler hahaha they were all sketch.@jordankwheeler Good. :)
9/14
2014
@arianna @Uber 😘😘😘5 hrs in: 20 offers for weed, 8 offers for tattoos, & 4 offers for photos with "exotic" animals (read: tiny monkeys on leashes) #HOLAMEXICOObligatory Mexico photo! πŸ’ƒ http://t.co/SB5MdOHYz2Apparently Ive almost walked the length of CA. Wouldve been more if I was better at keeping my damn @fitbit charged. http://t.co/k2nGSEFvRKNext flight is to Mexico! Chillin (quite literally) in MSP airport. *waves to @uber_msp*@jordankwheeler what code did you use? πŸ˜‰
9/13
2014
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