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Jen Joyce @knitpurl Capitol Hill, Seattle

Captain of Makin It Happen. Sr Community Manager at @Uber_SEA! Long hair, don't care. Knit when I have time to sit. Always needs more tattoos. Music. Cats. Fun.

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@omsandhoney @KrisOrlowski ?Want to win 2 tickets to @hopscotchtaste & get a ride w/ @uber_sea? Of course you do. 🍺 HOW TO WIN: http://t.co/dTUiNkLyM2 #UbertoHopscotch
Retweeted by Jen Joyce@krows54 @cassbg While perusing Skymall last night I came upon this which I am glad none of us need: http://t.co/c1ARouGofH@MikeBeFine http://t.co/4skpOxPHFJNot gonna lie. Today i have the "I HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO AFTER BEING OUT OF THE OFFICE & I'D LIKE TO BE OUTSIDE DOING OTHER THINGS" syndrome 😁@arwenn You will find out Friday. MUAHAHAHAHA // @PorchlightSEA@PorchlightSEA THIS IS NOT THE 1ST TIME I HAVE HEARD THIS FROM YOU.@PorchlightSEA It's been a pleasure doing business with you.@PorchlightSEA http://t.co/TbjwhMcRKO@mshannabrooks RIGHT!? YAYYYY@alixrose http://t.co/4421Kgl1sK@codygoins @porchlightsea MORE LIKE ASFW, AMIRIGHT?! (Don't ask what that means. It's NSFW.)i like how I know what @traviswals did last night based upon his food choices the next day. #specialbond@PorchlightSEA What time is best for you to listen to about 5 min of heavy breathing?@PorchlightSEA Maybe.@PorchlightSEA I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU. CAN I CALL YOU LATER?This picture sums us all up pretty perfectly. http://t.co/etKzEMhtih@krows54 Hahahhahahaha I am dying DYYYIIINNNGGG@krows54 "When the males want to attract a mate, lacking any other skills to show off, they dig a hole in the ground, sit in it, and shout."@krows54 A sexual plug!!! Noooooooooooo!!!!!@krows54 exploding.... Whaaaaa?
4/16
2014
@megbryan 🐣@megbryan You're fine baby girl. I'm so proud of you!@krows54 Tonight's looked like it was going to be lovely but was slightly disappointing. I blame the amazingness of Smith Tower sunsets.Phoenix sunsets though.@krows54 @cassbg yeaaaaa. That word doesn't sit right with me.@cassbg Took out the "bitches" part in my snap updates. That's way more of a cazzy baby phrase. πŸ˜‰Always say yes to diving boards.@cassbg 😳Hike update: 4 miles up & down. I'm covered in dirt. From the top Phoenix looks like the opening scene from weeds. I accidentally ate a bug.Sun hikes! πŸ˜ŽπŸŽ‰πŸ˜@meowyaaa hahahaWell, there I am… http://t.co/12iIetqHtcApparently my picture is in USA Today… Uhhhhhh…My cat is sad because he has very serious concerns that his body might be too bootylicious for you. http://t.co/Fvo0DWOXmi
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4/15
2014
People Playing Their Cats As Instruments Is The New Best Thing http://t.co/4W3bePkFhd via @virginmobileusaI HOPE SOMEONE TAKES A PICTURE OF THE ECLIPSE TONIGHT TO PUT ONLINE TOMORROW BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS PAST MY BEDTIME
Retweeted by Jen JoyceI think this was '01? Yea, short black hair. That's me. πŸ‘Ό http://t.co/x5IIhkMzJkI miss you, Seattle. A lot.@gregr1077 I refuse! πŸ’ƒ hahaLearned a lot of baby stuff today. I still haven't done my taxes. So that's where I'm at w/ life. Probs shouldn't use @gregr1077's hashtag.More sun naps y'all! πŸ˜Žβ˜€οΈπŸŽ‰I did it! I held a baby. Ready to the the cool aunt: http://t.co/FziGn4mDQjAbout to practice being the cool aunt by holding a baby. 😎😁@cassbg @TommyPierucki appreciated my last snap. Just an FYI. #heybitchesFINE. I admit it. Should have gone to War on Drugs instead of Black Lips. #jenfail@krows54 @cassbg We are all busy but snaps are a nice break from the day, amirite?!@cassbg @krows54 "Hey bitches" updates might be the best thing to ever happen to snap...@cassbg Hrmmm…I've have seen that she has opened recent snaps… @krows54? 😘Hey @cassbg…we rely need to get @krows54 in on these snap updates.@cassbg More coming later. Don't you worry, baby gurl@TRAYcreative For real!Charlie dog music update: He really likes The War on Drugs and "sings along". 🐢@cassbg You'll download it again. I've seen this pattern in the past. muahaha@MarshallOsborne all of them.To see a coffee table in your dream signifies your social circle and togetherness. Shout out to, @krows54 @cassbg @megbryan @omsandhoney etcLast night I had a dream that I had a custom coffee table made for a friend. I liked it so much that I kept it. Apparently this means:+s RT @davidhoang: I love my gato.Day 2 in Phoenix: 1- ALLERGIES. 2- yay Uber! 3- I have yet to see the grey cat that tries to get into my mom's🏠. 4- Already have tan lines.My Phoenix babes. πŸ‘―πŸ˜πŸ· http://t.co/1sUoO0JHaR // @TheWhiningPig
4/14
2014
πŸ‘―πŸ‘―πŸ‘―πŸ‘―πŸ‘― (@ the whining pig) http://t.co/1BjsDssfqYBaby's 1st @Uber_Phx! πŸ’ƒ@invisiboninjo hahaha nope! She doesn't watch the Simpsons. That's amazing tho.@nickf I know! Uuuugghhhh 😩@nickf it's where my family lives πŸ˜Žβ˜€οΈGoing to Chipotle to pick up dinner post work out and still in my yoga pants cause that's what people do in AZ, right?Just now noticing that my mom has placed little post-it squares on our Disneyland pictures over my ex's face. Dying. HahahhahahahaMy bathing suit is too big. Normally this would be exciting as it means I am smaller but now I have to go bathing suit shopping. Shit.@krows54 gurl. You don't even know.SUN NAPSβ˜€οΈπŸ˜ŽπŸŽ‰POOL TIME. πŸ˜ŽπŸŠβ˜€οΈβ˜€οΈβ˜€οΈ@davidhoang Duhhhh. I love this.Mani/pedi lady date. πŸ‘―πŸ’ƒ http://t.co/L9D1YR9fLHFindings of the morning: Charlie does not like Purity Ring and barks at my phone but does enjoy Q & not U and Seapony. 🐢@DanSpicer πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘@Abashima @DanSpicer @gato_danger HAHA A- why would I tweet that if I was driving? B- I havent driven a car in like 10 years. No need for it
4/13
2014
If I am in a car for more than 20 min it's guaranteed that naps are bound to happen. #carnaps"This weather is so nice tonight." - Me "Oh wow it's chilly!" - Everyone else in Phoenix@krows54 😳😳😳@krows54 In? On? Eh either way I'll pass.@cassbg That was totally you wasn't it@cassbg https://t.co/ZnTzbB7zBSMy sister hates chicken now. My lil niece or nephew is gonna be a vegetarian. MuahahahaThere are few things worse in this world than slow walkers. (@ Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport (PHX)) http://t.co/wGU7mXBTk4I don't know why I ever think "Today will be that day that I will get a shit ton of work done on this airplane!" Airplane wifi = painful@gregr1077 You can do it. I believe in you.So many kids on this flight. Kill me.My cat is sad because he just spoke to these hens & found them witty & charming, & now he wants to be a vegetarian. http://t.co/JsSNqUavyg
Retweeted by Jen JoyceBig fan of the TSA pre-check and the agents that all agreed that I'm "so pretty". ☺️Bye! πŸ’ (@ Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (SEA) w/ 30 others) https://t.co/vXhr9ZVsjv@gregr1077 omg that faaaaaaaace.@GREGR1077 I think I'm the only one in the world that has not met Chowder. We should fix this.I almost forgot my bathing suit wtf@krows54 I have had the same thoughts 😩
4/12
2014
@ACYahna hahaha!!!By the way one of my best friends has won an axe throwing competition. Twice. I'm better than you. #demmingloggingfair@KateBuska THAT VIDEO IS AMAZING@megbryan OMG DAT SIDE BOOB SHOULD WIN AN OSCAR@ShaunCallahan πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰@KateBuska yes. That's totally happening right meow. Hope you are also having a great start to the weekend!
4/11
2014
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