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@MWScripts @naturalreadhead Dang. I'll be at the Millay Colony then. :(@helenewecker @KatWithSword @nicolaz It came out just right! ;)@NMamatas Did you see this? I lurve this. https://t.co/rSlklUrncf@helenewecker @nicolaz @KatWithSword ...#arclust@nicolaz @KatWithSword ...as if I don't already have 5 books in my Read Immediately pile. Incl. @helenewecker's book: http://t.co/BT8h4cwO0x@nicolaz @KatWithSword AAAAAAAA JELLA@GoldinAgency Bloody. Wonderful.I hate to be negative but if there's a God & if it's possible for an airline to get AIDS, I hope God gives @americanair AIDS
Retweeted by Monica ByrneBook of Revelations literalists must be having a hard time these days. Like, what ISN'T the potential Mark of the Beast.Anyone else apply for an EST/Sloan commission this year...? #2amt@JossActual Wonderful! I'd been missing your voice from the Twittersphere. Welcome!@JewelStaite ...so that you'll look older?@geekstarter hmmm it's working now. Growing pains! But thanks.LOOK WORLD I INSTAGRAMMED. Party like it's 2011Just posted a photo http://t.co/KFBCdDGSM1@BarbotRobot Shit. I knew it.is there a reason my iphone can't load or connect to anything, anywhere, at any time@KatWithSword @colindickey Kat was the best roomie ever. The first day, she went to Whole Foods and bought treats for us all to share.@KatWithSword @colindickey Hi Colin! I just founded The Order of St. Margaret Sanger, which I imagine pisses off all the right people.are grapefruits bitter because they gave up on themselves? hi I'm Ayesha this is my twitter hello
Retweeted by Monica Byrne@KatWithSword A shame. Bystanders' reactions are priceless...@KatWithSword Kat. Have you ever genuflected in a movie theater?WHOOOOOO just called me from New York! 917-579-xxxx! I will find you out!@monicabyrne13 @nalohopkinson I put away my shoes in the dishwasher once.
Retweeted by Monica Byrne@nalohopkinson I found my granola in the fridge this morning. Happens to the best of us.....I DOThe rap in Lauryn Hill's "Superstar" is coming up...coming up...let's see if I still got it...@NPR! This happened like two months ago. Where have you been? http://t.co/5nljmk3UanIn art, as in sex: don't judge what gets you off.@neilhimself Wow. And good on you.@neilhimself Thought of you, reading this. Feels very tricky to discern the right balance of Saying Yes v Saying No. https://t.co/rSlklUrncf

@kristinemreyes I don't even have a day job, and still feel that way. Whatevs. It's a time-dependent cluster and will pass soon, I'm sure.I dislike not writing as much as I want to much more than I dislike turning down 90% of the invitations I get. #writerslifeI want a free day. What I mean by that is, a day when I have nothing else scheduled, and can just write.@Pollykcarl @DERagsdale Anyway, gotta bow out--have go go write :) #typical #newplay@Pollykcarl @DERagsdale Because both pleasure and self-interest are demonized in our culture. #newplay@Pollykcarl @DERagsdale I don't either. But I wonder how the field would transform if everyone only made work they wanted to make. #newplay@Pollykcarl @DERagsdale It's not a moral compass...more like a creative compass, a vocational compass. #newplay@Pollykcarl @DERagsdale I wish every theatre artist woke up every morning and asked herself honestly: "What do I most want." #newplay@Pollykcarl @DERagsdale I feel like so much of this dysfunction results from pursuing what one thinks one should want vs what one DOES want.@sajennings @mbmcclenny Yes. IMAX is essential to me, either way. I need immersion.@sajennings @mbmcclenny Gonna go this week, I hope. Would you say 3D is essential?@sajennings @mbmcclenny http://t.co/mBqzgdO78QHey @ManbitesTheater! Le Playwright Heemself is going to be at the show on the 24th, correct? Wanna make sure I buy tix for right night :)GOOD MORNING! Naked Rowers Open UK's First LGBT Sports Center. #naked #naked #butts #men #naked http://t.co/gCqtDxMylFattention creates value, communicates values. time is the currency of love. say with the vote of your mortal hours what you love.
Retweeted by Monica Byrne@ewhirsh Yes! Or dictation! I write such incredible stuff right between dreaming and waking, and then it slips away...I wish I could take screen caps from my dreams....I start watching it to realize I've already watched it. MONICA. Trust your former self. #researchWait, Werner Herzog made a documentary on the Woodaabe, too!? I SEE HIM EVERYWHERE NOW http://t.co/1B4eMKwxaj@klange <3 yusssss@mbmcclenny Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I can't waaaaaaaaait!

...aaaaaand I just realized I know someone who speaks Fon. Messaging them now... #researchHello Ms @angeliquekidjo! Can you tell me what "shae mama Afirika" means in your song "Afirika"? I can't find any information online. Merci!@AdventurerC It's coming out in the States next spring! I will have to get you one--definitely signed, yes! :)@AdventurerC Good morning! It's midnight here and I'm about to get back to work on the novel... ;) #nightowl@AdventurerC How'd I not know you were on Twitter, fellow world traveler? ;)Almost midnight: perfect time to start revising Book VI of The Girl in the Road. See you in two hours <3 #writerslife@erazolaa ooooh #crysknifes@sajennings @mbmcclenny WHAT'S HAPPENINGall of us with wings http://t.co/AOoZEn1SCDehhhhhh fuck i start listening to "three days" and CANNOT STOP #janesaddiction #blackhole@ferretthimself Clarity is nice to have. :)@mbmcclenny @sajennings *cries* I hope you like it enough to go see it again and then you can both narrate the play-by-play to me.@mbmcclenny ALONE!?!?? @sajennings@ferretthimself It's so not about being a plotter! Just an accident of the process...the book changes midway though writing it :P@KatWithSword I have wonderful memories of reading A&D and DVC while on a research cruise in the Atlantic. They were a delicious escape.@ferretthimself Girl I hear you on that one.@KatWithSword Great post today. I don't get the ire about Dan Brown, either. I love reading his books. They do what they do really well.It's a perfect day in Durham and I love the world.@funwithiago Thank you :D I'm SO excited.@Ikal_Angelei Hahahha I know. Trawl the news daily and you'll always be out-nutsed. Hope you're well too :)@Ikal_Angelei LOL I love that you retweeted that.New post: Introducing the Order of St. Margaret Sanger! #nyfringe #newplay http://t.co/nomyAoQbsZ@nancyupton @MariahMacCarthy :) :) :)

Six minutes trying to work with Numbers and I'm crying, running back to Excel's arms.@TheWoosterGroup Amateurs.Gathering macaroni to my mouth like a cephalopod.@neilhimself I just turned it on! Good luck :)@neilhimself @scalzi @nicolaz ...and then builds its own life.@sajennings Thank you for this tweet. Prompted me to change my alert to one of the sounds an order of magnitude less annoying.@scalzi @nicolaz @neilhimself ...I'm sure I'll get over it. Thanks for your thoughts, everyone <3@scalzi @nicolaz @neilhimself I didn't think I did either...but now I'm staring at these words, knowing they're going to be published... :)@KirstenReach DANG! Siri knows who I am!? Maybe she'll say hi to me in the hall...*blush*...@KirstenReach Ask her who Monica Byrne is and see if she says the same thing.First attempt. I asked, "Siri, who am I?"....no reply. #dunundunnnnn@connerk I might be almost at that point. We'll see.Good morning, Actun Nak Beh, I miss you. http://t.co/N9g1f6wDBHhey all if anyone else ever wants to project anger about their bad life choices onto me, hollaaaa, what else do i exist for@cedilnik Damn. I hope she knows who's buried in Grant's tomb.Question for @nicolaz, @neilhimself, @scalzi: When you send a book off, do you feel like it's "perfect"? How do you know when to let it go?Guy who sent me angry note for declining his Facebook event has now unfriended me. Welp. Guess I should get used to this sort of thing?Buying my first iPhone today. I have been saving dirty questions to ask Siri for two years.Wow. Who else is hearing this @NPR report on Afghan civil society?@mkazoo @KatWithSword Not sloppy! Just tantalizingly different.... ;) It's like your DNA works differently or something!

@KatWithSword Names. Are so. Important.This is what victory looks like: each new win is more boring & less newsworthy than the last. #Minnesota #twelvestates #socoolcantstandit
Retweeted by Monica Byrne@ejgraff ;) I was just thinking the same thing. Not even on the front page of the Times.@KatWithSword ;)