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The "markets" of which Bernanke speaks...no longer exist
Retweeted by ___Shorter Bernanke: #dontcareFed now predicts unemployment will be btw 6.5% and 6.8% by end of 2014, better than previous projection of 6.7% to 7% http://t.co/bL2E6F7ijI
Retweeted by ___New group has been okay'd after laughing about our VP shopping for "intimate" clothing at work.Again, the problem is MSNBC "@ReformedBroker: At the 5min mark Russell brand absolutely demolishes the MSNBC hosts http://t.co/9vnZWQhIpP"GMAFB. Bankers are the default scapegoat now. Maybe you just suck... | http://t.co/Mr6huqhdNu@_TPR I know you drive and stuff now, but have you forgotten how shitty cyclists are in a city for pedestrians?I love watching this thing fall flat on it's face. "@felixsalmon: Citibike: A victim of its own success http://t.co/6wIxQmRnGy"Britain says reckless bankers could face jail http://t.co/2ObLWnZdKy
Retweeted by ___@ilkandcookies @theASHOK listen to their remixes, Michael | http://t.co/g1dZ0EBg4eRead @kevindepew 's thoughtful 7 tweet data-filled analysis why QE program to remain in effect. ...(esp.if you have diff view; I don't)
Retweeted by ___@ilkandcookies #chop | https://t.co/Wf8D14K57IWorks too well... "@TheCut: John Mayer scores major points teaming up with the #prancercise lady: http://t.co/lt5BaV7qIB"

LeBron: I just wanna thank god and the NBA officials.There is only one thing Apple has kept decent in all their iterations of awful. Taking full advantage of it.He T'd up Tim Duncan for LAUGHING onceThis franklin the turtle looking ref is the worst.LeBron ames
Retweeted by ___I bet that moment when Birdman realized he could get tattoos on his neck was a top-5 moment in his life.
Retweeted by ___I can hardly understand what A$AP Rocky says if it's not over a legitimate beat.@KWALRULES the problem here is actually MSNBC as an entity@theASHOK @ilkandcookies no. Now it's actually feasible for me to get there. It's on.@groditi proposed coffee run to group and someone mentioned itShe's pregnant. That's no fun."Thirty year forecasts would mainly be good for the lols" | http://t.co/DDAkwPsfex@ilkandcookies @theASHOK before the tweet you responded to loaded, I was going to go with "you at carriage house again?"...lo and behold...G/D IRS. | http://t.co/ZfxaXeU3NI@dfledderjohn "a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips"If our Treasury Secretary changes his signature overnight, how can he be trusted not to change our currency to the RMB?
Retweeted by ___#NSFW "@katphished: @nokamber I think so. I've always been one to enjoy my alone time."@katphished living by yourself is amazing. Takes a few days to get used to but you're much better off@katphished congratulations"@payments_source: Starbucks: Over 10% of our U.S. transactions are mobile payments http://t.co/ndgpCVU9Ad"Your texts and phonecalls being recorded saved all of those computers at the NYSE. Hooray!@theASHOK @collinschwartz @pollyNYC a dead baby seal checked in as luggage. @AmericanAir@KellyMcAttack Sergio Ramos doesn't eat donuts. Fact.@beccanalia pregnant ladies like donuts tooI need to know. It's really bothering meCan't tell if new colleague is in the early stages of pregnancy or just loves donuts@_CB01 hedging your hedge is basically eq to just doubling down on your original position. I hear/agree with you@_CB01 that's a bit silly, but nice breakdownHorrendous. "@OECD: 7 in 10 women exp physical or sexual violence in their lifetime, mostly from someone they know http://t.co/nSmQSb8X5g"

#theicegetssoshitty"@DaveLozo: The ice gets so shitty. https://t.co/e9pDQ9lBgk"Derailment at Penn Station causes severe delays for Long Island Rail Road (LIRR) ridership. Passengers evacuating along Amtrak tunnel...
Retweeted by ___Really interesting re 401(k)s | http://t.co/M4IeEQwHU7Mind: blown. "@mymodernmet: Mind-Boggling 3D Drawings on Flat Sheets of Paper http://t.co/NqNvPOsvYO"@n_kar @FoxyQuant what about 10?@ilkandcookies @EricHazard @PE_Feeds @ShanersMD I know @theASHOK captured the preparation, but god help whoever sees the carnage take place@IvanTheK "latest M&A deal rumors as pictured by cats" @BuzzFeed@BromonaTheBrave @chigrl do it@largecaptrader1 yeah, orientation. Hopefully he's let go tomorrow for such an egregious dress code violationSeeing someone rock a suit so wrinkled it looks like an unmade bed. I'm dying.

Create education better! "@Deadspin: There is a new Miss Teen "everywhere like such as" and it is Miss Utah USA http://t.co/Mx4s6SgpJB"Danny Green is not human.Amazing news. - Tough Place to Fill Job Openings: U.S. Senate via @WSJ http://t.co/yNY57gEvYRDanny boy. Holy cow...@theASHOK the cyclists didWhen hitting out of #Merion's rough, the clubface can come into contact with 3000+ blades of grass before even reaching the ball. #USOpen
Retweeted by ___No (big) sleep til Brooklyn. "@Gothamist: Brooklyn Drivers Kill The Most People In NYC http://t.co/Hu3hE0Xed6"That ain't right. "@pdacosta: Years after foreclosure, debt still haunts many homeowners as lenders file new claims http://t.co/706B52YqWE"@swooon starting new gig tomorrow so I should probably set the tone and show up hungover at least one day this week. InLeaving this long weekend with a few extra goodies.These are badass. Can't deny his musical genius. "@vulture: See Kanye West Quotes as Spiritual Posters http://t.co/XuVVUxRuWI"@petermorency I use the stock twitter app on Android. It's horribly unsophisticated but it's the cleanest. I miss tweetbot."@qz: Best of the week: Nicaragua still thinks it can build a better canal than Panama after 200 years of trying http://t.co/3cemLOrt6h"#catholicism - Pope blesses hundreds of Harley-Davidsons via @AP http://t.co/qjjbdoUlUK"@Deadspin: Happy Father's Day from the worst dad on the planet (that's @drewmagary) http://t.co/yQhOXcg84F"This is what retweet assault looks like. Never do this. http://t.co/YPtXN0KAOKChart: Average interest rate on a 30-year fixed-rate #mortgage rises to 3.98 percent http://t.co/1zTlduLnsx
Retweeted by ___One of the best parts of Google now is it's aggregation of flight info. Couldn't find a board with gate # on it in airport. Phone had it.

There has to be some action on that in Vegas...Odds of Kanye naming his daughter "Yeezus"? 3:1?Michael Jordan has his @NHLBlackhawks jersey on tonight #BecauseItsTheCup http://t.co/oWH4FNwCBz
Retweeted by ___Paul Soros, shipping magnate and older brother of financier George Soros, dies in NYC at 87: http://t.co/YMGQV3R8zq -RJJ
Retweeted by ___A little late to the party.. "@BloombergNews: Barclays CEO says bankers must regain "moral compass" | http://t.co/EL9qe7XL7I"Ho-ly. Shit. "@espn: ICYMI, Neymar kicked the 2013 #ConfederationsCup off with an incredible goal. -> http://t.co/F8kYrCrpVv"

cc @k_ved http://t.co/6GUebheXCK"@GavanNolan: CDS volatility in Europe at its highest since November 2011 - this week's Markit Credit Wrap http://t.co/hnLqe8Cb7p"God invented 30 packs because there is slightly too little beer in a 24 pack for one person.
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@theASHOK @swooon *swoooner rather than later@noahsolo show that email who's boss@ShanersMD missing a connection and subsequently being tom hanks in "the terminal"SAVED BY THE FLIGHT DELAY. Thanks for nothing JFK (the airport).@zerg_rush01 that's funnyJust don't fly with infants.If this crying baby is on my flight, I'll lose it.Fairly low volume the past couple wks "@Creditflux: Snr CLOs trade off as broader market weakness hits secondary ... http://t.co/7SHzATV5kL""@ESQCulture: Why Superman Sucks http://t.co/3teS2pj51n"Amazing. "@granteb: Citi Bike accident sends man to hospital http://t.co/ojB2CVXK2F "But I have to dock it in the next 10 minutes!""Mcgraw Hill is probably pretty pissed - New Human Body Part Discovered via @PopSci http://t.co/GtRsJOEEODNow apple sheeple will think big screens are so innovative #laggards - Apple looking at bigger iPhone screens,... http://t.co/gwdscLvZCzSPAIN - Bank stress test adverse scenario: 4.5% decline in real estate prices in 2013. House prices fell 6.6% in first quarter. #OliverWyman
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2OT makes it really easy to PTFO later"@TheOnion: New Ultra-Realistic Xbox Game Has Users Press B Repeatedly To Make Character Breathe http://t.co/4t1SdTdqSL"@ShanersMD @tinkermellie @k_ved @ilkandcookies @theASHOK thigh high jorts or you can get to steppinGood god, Crawford is an animal #hawksWonder what that clown from Rolling Stone makes of this "@dealbook: Goldman Sachs to Finance Early Education Program http://t.co/Uaxxj5AMJn"Regulators Try to Stop Financial Abuse of Seniors via @WSJ http://t.co/oPSJOvNsXPnoooooooOvertime. Need sleep but must see the end.