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Hello. This is Mr. Michael Oppenheimer. I am a telemarketer. You are not interested. You hang up. I call back. Hello. This is Mr. Michael Oppenheimer...

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We're back LIVE tomorrow 6am eastern/5am central w/ the whole crew: @DanielleMonaro @RadioBethany @froggyradio @GregTtheFratBoy @SkeeryJones
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7/6
2014
@SkeeryJones Today's phone tap on @ElvisDuranShow was hilarious. Literally LOLed while driving to work. Great job!!! :-)
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6/25
2014
Tour of my fridge #Skeery #Z100 #ElvisDuran #MyFirstKeek #diet #noticeme #discoverme #hikeek #omg #life http://t.co/rUCjJdkr1K
6/9
2014
Pray for @RealTracyMorgan: He's in critical condition after being in a bad car accident in NJ according to @cnnbrk http://t.co/Iz65x29bhw
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6/7
2014
#FF Our individual show accounts: @elvisduran @RadioBethany @DanielleMonaro @SkeeryJones @froggyradio @GregTtheFratBoy @theCarlaMarie
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5/30
2014
Instagram is down...there are thousands of manicures going unphotographed.
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5/27
2014
We've got @JLo stopping by our @ElvisDuranShow studios tomorrow morning! Tune in at 8:00e/7:00c.
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5/13
2014
WATCH: @edsheeran reveals the most trivial song he's ever written on the @elvisduran radio show! http://t.co/bc7del8gjY
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4/11
2014
.@OppenheimerMike is a star. He just turned up again on the nightly news! #MrMichaelOppenheimer http://t.co/nTwOcYjecY
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3/31
2014
I can't be the only one hearing a cricket every 5 seconds during the new @jtimberlake song "Not a Bad Thing." Let me know if you hear it too
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3/23
2014
So this Irish guy walks into a bar... and then I phone tapped him because he skipped out on his bill. You'll hear it tomorrow morning!
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3/19
2014
Take this brief quiz to see which morning show member you are. I got @SkeeryJones. So it works. Who will YOU GET? http://t.co/MtX74DZfcv
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3/9
2014
Regarding today's @elvisduran #phonetap on me: Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me! I'll never let my guard down again. Lol
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3/7
2014
Don't miss @ElvisDuran tomorrow morning! @SkeeryJones & @BaldFreakMusic got a new #PatrickFitzgeraldGeraldFitzpatrick #PhoneTap! 7:20e/6:20c
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2/27
2014
Yo his name is Nicholas & his Vine's are ridiclissness: he'll be Vining around our studios mañana! @nicholasmegalis http://t.co/hy7n3nCea8
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1/29
2014
This is Mr. Michael Oppenheimer. May I interest you in one of my Phone Taps? Tomorrow on @ElvisDuran! 7:20e/6:20c & 9:20e/8:20c @SkeeryJones
1/14
2013
Tomorrow @SkeeryJones & @BaldFreakMusic give us the long awaited return of Patrick Fitzgerald & Gerald Fitzpatrick! @elvisduran #PhoneTap
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12/13
2013
Don't miss tomorrow's #WaybackWednesday @SkeeryJones @OppenheimerMike #PhoneTap. No #Thanksgiving table is complete without "Zachary's Nuts"
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11/27
2013
To access the @ElvisDuran NONSTOP Phone Tap channel on @iHeartRadio: On the home screen, SWIPE right. Click TALK. Filter COMEDY. Scroll down
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11/21
2013
Thx for the input! Tomorrow's #WaybackWednesdayPhoneTap: the one w/the guy who's desperate to send his mother-in-law home after Thanksgiving
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11/20
2013
Hey it's @SkeeryJones: Tomorrow's #WaybackWednesday #PhoneTap is worth $1,000 in HOLIDAY CASH at 7:20e/6:20c. Which one do you want to hear?
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11/19
2013
Here's my #TwerksOfArt #PhoneTap playlist link. It replays all night on the #ElvisDuranReplayChannel on @iHeartRadio> http://t.co/tDIgZmP3Zi
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11/5
2013
#FreeMoneyPhoneTap worth $1,000 ALL WEEK-7:20e/6:20c! Tomorrow: @SkeeryJones badgers a guy to buy his latest music compilation: #TwerksOfArt
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11/4
2013
iOS 7 will finish downloading and installing just in time for the release of iOS 8.
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9/19
2013
Sorry for the glitch folks, but the techs tell me that today's @elvisduran show is now replaying at @iHeartRadio. Thanks for your patience.
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9/17
2013
Nothing can take away the pain and hurt of today. But there's solace in knowing we can rebuild. #WTC #Roof http://t.co/Uf4V0ZFl0K
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9/11
2013
That moment you're laying in bed checking twitter and your phone slips and injures your face.
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9/10
2013
Here's a #tbt for you. The time @elvisduran PHONE TAPPED ME. #ThrowBackThursday #FunnyNotFunny --> http://t.co/QONeXrD48p
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9/5
2013
If you missed my @elvisduran @OppenheimerMike #phonetap w/ cameo by @coasterboyjosh, it's replaying on the radio now! It's worth $500!
Retweeted by Michael OppenheimerAll you clam eaters: I've got a special deal for you tomorrow w/ the @ElvisDuran $500 #FreeMoneyPhoneTap 7:20e/6:20c & 9:20e/8:20c
8/23
2013
#RIP Cory Monteith #Glee #CoryMonteith http://t.co/CjaUdN7FAN
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7/14
2013
If you get hurt twerking on the dance floor, are you eligible for "Twerkman's Comp?"
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7/8
2013
Here's an @AustinMahone bonus pic. Can we get it trending? Retweet it! #mahomies #mahomiesareproudofaustin http://t.co/b9Ehz6nNJU
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6/11
2013
In the studio with @elvisduran @DanielleMonaro @RadioBethany @froggyradio @SkeeryJones @GregTtheFratBoy!! So excited to be here!!(:
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6/7
2013
LOOK:Here's the playlist of songs I used for this morning's "Punk Pop Party" CD collection Phone Tap: http://t.co/Kg3tx6qXmv
Retweeted by Michael OppenheimerFunny how @GregTtheFratBoy HATES being confused with @SkeeryJones but is GLADLY taking credit for SKEERY's #PunkPopParty tap we aired today
Retweeted by Michael OppenheimerIn the lab editing & mixing down tomorrow's @elvisduran #phonetap. Rod Phillips is BACK with another CD collection: #PunkPopParty
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6/6
2013
#tbt #throwbackthursday Me & @BaldFreakMusic (Patrick Fitzgerald & Gerald Fitzpatrick) Mark Twain 9th gradeprom 1989 http://t.co/sIHZLEIpEh
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5/23
2013
New @ElvisDuranShow #PhoneTap characters are born tomorrow morning: Customer service confusion with Patrick Fitzgerald & Gerald Fitzpatrick
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5/13
2013
@SkeeryJones I love that @OppenheimerMike is a real person. He seems to be a sci professor at Princeton. https://t.co/3GOxrePVlh
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer@OppenheimerMike @ElvisDuranShow @SkeeryJones love this character, especially when he is selling gift nuts.
Retweeted by Michael OppenheimerThis is Mr. Michael Oppenheimer with an offer you can't refuse...tomorrow morning at 7:20/6:20c & 9:20/8:20c on @ElvisDuranShow @SkeeryJones
4/30
2013
Missed it? Hear @SkeeryJones' Lil Wayne #PhoneTap on the @ElvisDuranShow REPLAY CHANNEL on the @iHeartRadio app or http://t.co/GfuKSDaLVE
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4/18
2013
So @SkeeryJones is at it again tomorrow morning with a brand new @LilTunechi #PhoneTap! Listen in at 7:20/6:20c & 9:20/8:20c! #WeezyBaby
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer. @elvisduran went to Miami & left me to run the mother ship. I'm very comfortable with this view. @Z100NewYork http://t.co/l7b9rDpip4
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4/17
2013
Interesting stat: 61% of us bring our cell phones into the bathroom. I'm kinda freaked out that you might be reading this on the toilet.
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3/1
2013
These are Valentine's Day love letters I wrote to each woman on the @elvisduran @ElvisDuranShow: Watch their reactions: http://t.co/4xgDhm8D
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2/13
2013
Annual #grammy lesson: "Song of the Year" is a songwriter (lyrics) award. "Record of the Year" is for the performer, producer & or engineer
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2/11
2013
@roberteorr thank you.@brittlawson0804 hahaha@BrunetteVeela you're the best.@Torrie324 @the_hurrycane glad you enjoyed.@AJ_it_is Thank you.
1/30
2013
Good evening. This is Mr. Michael Oppenheimer with @The_HurryCane. Please buy my product tomorrow morning on @ElvisDuran's #PhoneTap.
1/29
2013
Twitter makes me like people I've never met. Facebook makes me hate people I used to like.
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1/11
2013
Sorry about the silence on @ElvisDuranShow channel on @iHeartRadio. Our engineers are working on it. #TechnicalDifficulties #PleaseStandBy
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1/10
2012
A holiday tradition: I'm selling Zachary's Nuts on today's @elvisduran @ElvisDuranShow #PhoneTap by @SkeeryJones. Please tune in!A holiday tradition: I'm selling Zachary's Nuts on today's @elvisduran @ElvisDuranShow #PhoneTap. Please tune in!
12/6
2012
If you missed the @OppenheimerMike Dingleberry Farms #PhoneTap on @elvisduran, it will re air in 3 min. And all day on @iHeartRadio
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer@tiffini177 it will re air in 45 min@RebeccaEBarlow @anthonysorr we will repeat it in 45 min@OppenheimerMike @oppenheimermike @ElvisDuranShow I love mr. Oppenheimer!!! He's hilarious!!
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer@OppenheimerMike lotsa love for Michael Oppeneimer. Way too funny!
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer@OppenheimerMike OMG!!! Can't wait!!! I will be peeing my pants!!! #getthedepends
Retweeted by Michael OppenheimerThis is Mr. Michael Oppenheimer. Tomorrow at 7:20e/6:20c & 9:20e/8:20c I'll attempt to sell "Dingleberry Farms Fruit Baskets." #PhoneTap
10/16
2012
@SkeeryJones LOOK who I got a call from at work :) #mroppenheimer #bestphonetapsever http://t.co/r0DXNAGl
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5/10
2012
We're taking requests for a Wayback Wednesday @elvisduran Phone Tap for tomorrow morning. What do you want to hear?
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4/11
2012
@SkeeryJones @oppenheimermike @elvisduran @djpaulyd omg u all are so lucky to meet Pauly D!!!! I❤him. It's a dream of mine😥
Retweeted by Michael OppenheimerI'm pretty sure that this Mr. @OppenheimerMike phone tap on @ElvisDuranShow was one of the best! Still cracking up.
Retweeted by Michael OppenheimerI love @OppenheimerMike lol.. he is toooooo funny!! #mademyday
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer@SkeeryJones @OppenheimerMike. That was the best phone tap ever!! I laughed so hard!! But I do give the woman credit for that!
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer@OppenheimerMike @SkeeryJones waited all day for the phone tap and in a word #amazing I'm still laughing!!
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3/28
2012
Telemarketer @OppenheimerMike sells a "Scum Buster" on tomorrow's #PhoneTap w/ @elvisduran (7:20/6:20 & 9:20/8:20) And @DjPaulyD in studio!
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3/27
2012
@SkeeryJones @Kaity83 @OppenheimerMike OMG I'm sorry but I disagree I think he's awesome and hysterical!!!
Retweeted by Michael OppenheimerTurns out @SkeeryJones has some competition: http://t.co/wtxW0IuH
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3/14
2012
“@Kaity83: @SkeeryJones Mr. @OppenheimerMike really needs to be laid to rest already. UGH!” <<I didn't mean to bore you
3/9
2012
@OppenheimerMike @ElvisDuranShow I dont know but i think i would actually want to buy from you!
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer@SkeeryJones We LOVE @OppenheimerMike at my job, one of my coworkers sounds exactly like him!
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer@OppenheimerMike I was on a cruise this winter and there was a rabbi named Rabbi Michael Oppenheimer. Thought @ElvisDuranShow was there
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2/26
2012
I hope you enjoyed my Valentine's Day candy #PhoneTap on @ElvisDuranShow today. All candy is now 50% off.
2/14
2012
This is your captain speaking: "Fabrizio Fontana" is your big gay cruise rep. #FreeTripPhoneTap @elvisduran @ElvisDuranShow 7:20/6:20central
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2/10
2012
Missed my phone tap where I cross phone lines of a Korean & Dominican deli? Replay: tomorrow at 6:25am/5:25central @ElvisDuranShow
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer@Wh0aMama ok. We will check into that.
2/2
2011
Thank you for listening to my #PhoneTap this morning @elvisduran. Zachary's Nut Sacks are the perfect compliment to your Thanksgiving table.
11/23
2011
@OppenheimerMike @elvisduran another classic.
Retweeted by Michael OppenheimerThank you for all the orders of Jergens lotion from my #PhoneTap today on @elvisduran. I've got more great deals coming up next month.
10/28
2011
@SkeeryJones whens the next @OppenheimerMike phone tap? They make my whole week!
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer“@Robby_Cabrera: @SkeeryJones has the worst phone taps out of everyone” << Don't F---K w/ @OppenheimerMike: he'll sell you something!
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10/20
2011
If you're @IowaStateFair: @GregTtheFratBoy @SkeeryJones & @theCarlaMarie intro @Maroon5 Fri, @kiss107FM booth Sat 2-4 & Wellman's Sat night!
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8/19
2011
RT @SkeeryJones: First was "Boy Band Bonanza." Then came "Ghetto Girl Greats." Tomorrow: "The Renegades Of Reggae." 7:20/9:20EDT #PhoneTap
8/4
2011
I'm looking for suggestions on items I can sell you in the @elvisduran merchandise store.
7/13
2011
@OppenheimerMike hahhahahaha I love you so much. Ill buy your bun warmer!!!
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6/19
2011
“@amberalert06: @OppenheimerMike you make my day! Can't wait for the #FreeMoneyPhoneTap tomorrow!” Can I interest you in some car insurance?@OppenheimerMike @elvisduran I LOVE Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer@OppenheimerMike @elvisduran : wait, do they really sell hot dog toaster in real life outside of phone tap world? I want one!!
Retweeted by Michael Oppenheimer@captaingassy You're full of hot air!I'm selling someone a Hot Dog Toaster tomorrow morning on @elvisduran's 500$ #FreeMoneyPhoneTap: 7:20am & 9:20am EDT.
6/15
2011
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