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Paul Scheer @paulscheer Los Angeles, CA

I'm Andre @theleaguefx, @NTSFTrent in NTSF:SD:SUV::, Podcast w/ How Did This Get Made @Earwolf, & Writer of Aliens v. Parker. I use but don't trust furniture

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@shanevader @nathanfielder Very Good. Now send that finger to the Neilsens@nathanfielder Great! Hopefully people will Vine it.@nathanfielder Mmmh, I guess. #compromiseTupac Lives! “@jash: Tomorrow on the ArScheerio Paul Show @paulscheer welcomes Tupac Shakur @jordanpeele http://t.co/5FBIesNtV0@ingemalan No we just don't like torture that or it's not on itunes yet@Kentholio What?! Here's a tip make sense when you try to be clever. (FYI a new thing called the Internet makes TV series avail whenever)If u aren't watching @nathanfielder in Nathan For You - you should kill yourself. But leave a note to make sure people know why.@serafinowicz Check out the Songza App it's really good to find new stuff. This sounds like an ad - it isn't -I only get $100 per referralIs it Great Gatbsy or Fast 6 that's based on the Novel by F Scott Fitzgerald? Asking for a friend.
5/20
2013
@ikebarinholtz @jakefogelnest I didn't see either of you and I'm really psyched about that.@jakefogelnest Do you know if Mujibar and Sirajul are on Twitter. I'm having brunch with them.Plums wish they were apples...but they ain't!When u think about it mini golf is a lot like regular golf just smaller.
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5/19
2013
@lenadunham Save a quote like that for Architectural DigestThere is a show on ABC called BET ON YOUR BABY - where you gamble on your baby doing basic tasks. #USA! #USA! #USA!
5/18
2013
@EricIGN sorry I was busy doing punch up on his SNL rant.Seems like Franklin & Bash is always starting a new season.@paulscheer aliens vs. Parker is great! Anyone who's not reading it, fuck you @boomstudios
Retweeted by Paul ScheerOn Tuesday TUPAC SHAKUR (@JordanPeele) is on the ARSCHERRIO PAUL SHOW - http://t.co/97FKfpseYoI just drank a gallon of pedialyte because I'm a kid at heart
5/17
2013
The Amazing @duplaselton made a horror movie that will make u rethink stalking ladies in cabin. See @BlackRockMovie on VOD Today!
5/16
2013
@bryanssongs That would be WAAAY better than mineOJ wants a new trial. I think we should let let him out just to see what crazy shit he does next.@jakefogelnest @toddbarry @BedBathBeyond @jwoliner It just goes to show you that all us guys are down to earth people. #Blessed@danharmon I think his name is AzizDolly Parton, Queen Latifah, Aspergers & Gospel we saw JOYFUL NOISE so U don't have to. LISTEN http://t.co/ZwKkAGL5Ip
5/15
2013
@HeyLookItsEden That and Secretaries day@edwardo3125 @MsJuneDiane So you technically "blowed"@jimstrauser Apparently.@timdonnelly Ha! That character totally made Sucker Punch!@mrgipson Sorry - "Meet Cute" is a Sponsor@erinaleach @ftdflowers It's true, worst part is it's happened 2 years in a row. I'm surprised my Mom still loves me.@pSattele That's what I did &that was their response. Let me guess Reading Comprehension not really your thing? I'll use emoticons next timeWhen asked why @FDTFlowers didn't deliver flowers 2 my Mom on Mother's Day I was told, "Well It's a very busy time of year for us!"
5/14
2013
I'm in Italy can anyone tell me where I can find the 1st S'barros. #sightseeing@fcjbarry @Lucy28Southern Web Series? TV Show!
5/13
2013
Happy Mustard Day. Here's the Dijon and the Yellow who make every day that much more spicy.The beautiful Plaza San Marco in Venice #Samsung #Art http://t.co/emfh0fNMuw
5/12
2013
What should you get your Mom for Mother's Day? Simple P90X. #MomswithAbsIn Italy they have Pavarotti flavored water. #blessed http://t.co/NN9lXJ5giw@JarradPaulAsst will I see Jarrad at the next big Obama fundraiser?Finally a movie about a guy trying to make a Musical about OJ Simpson. Suck it Les Mis - http://t.co/HpS7nMAiPI
5/11
2013
Coming this Summer from @thomaslennon & Ben Garant a movie with Devils, Babies, @KeeganMKey, @robhuebel and Me http://t.co/lJX3Rpxyf1#italy w/ @msjunediane https://t.co/iGEpQaEqfTAdult Swim announces new projects from @PaulScheer, @TimHeidecker, @EricWareheim, and more http://t.co/Hc4cPYjBVM
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5/10
2013
Great news! I just got cast as the L shaped block in Tetris:The Movie.
5/9
2013
It's Spring Break Motherfuckers! Lonely Island has a new video watch it and learn - http://t.co/ZJbAo90t5c2 COPS 1 GUN - Julian Barratt joins NTSF:UK http://t.co/5Ms011a00o
5/8
2013
@Brandon_Bird The Fan DANCE!!!!! Oh God.@Brandon_Bird I feel like Star Trek V might even be better SYBOCK!Finally you can LITERALLY sugest movies for HOW DID THIS GET MADE - Check out this awesome site - http://t.co/fCEne4pKTF@kumailn Finally I can play the Dallas Cowboys versus the Kaskyh Wookies@H_Ram haha. Never stop creating Art.A British Mugshot #NTSFSDSUV http://t.co/xkNJ6oDh6r@SweeptheActor Thanks for letting me ASSALT & VINEGAR YOU.
5/7
2013
Exactly. “@gkstjs57: @paulscheer 이번 미국으로 간 박근혜가 대통령이 아님을 다시한번 플리쉬어에 다시 한번 밝히며 미국가에 송구스러울 따름입니다, 국가에 불가피한 대통령이 해결해야 할 문제가 발생하여 못가게 된 것에 대하다”@DannyZuker Yes indeed!New Boss is the Same as the Old Boss #NTSFSDSUV http://t.co/4Y02dnJaub
5/6
2013
@DrewAtHitFix It's a part of me.@fredbrudos19 Here is a reply.Another Mediocre Location- NTSF in London http://t.co/TqmOgpWWzoJust filmed my bits of #NTSF with @paulscheer and @martinstarr - such fun
Retweeted by Paul Scheer@joshlaw81 ahaahahahaahahaah. owls = death
5/5
2013
We don't rest on our laurels! Check back next week and we'll make some OFFICIAL SELECTIONS together. cc: @paulscheer http://t.co/Us7g61a25X
Retweeted by Paul Scheer@Laurasiraptor You talked but what did you say?@BrettHoxie THANKS! Little known fact, I gave neil the entire idea for the sandman
5/4
2013
@awulff06 @msjunediane Sorry for screwing up your Netflix cue.@mckinziet the Original D bag@TimVargulish SPIN OFF!@AprilFoolsRebel Consider yourself a member of the Dog Pound.@Jordan_Maywood Thanks Jordan!
5/3
2013
@IAMKELLYBROOK HAHA! You should have seen the others. This is very respectable.@realjimpiddock Now you tell meMeet the cast of NTSF: London's STSF:UK:DDB:: (Socialist Strike Force UK Double Decker Bus) How many of of British c… http://t.co/f1d6KqQEZPGet ready for the Star Trek Premiere in London tonight. What tie goes best with a Vulcan ears? http://t.co/g6A4fsnhRzRealizing that the Phone Booths in London aren't for making calls as much as they are for tourists to pose in.@SD_Comic_Con @instantjerk @msjunediane it's always really hard to find a venue.
5/2
2013
An Amazing Gallery of old UCB photos, I havent seen in YEARS http://t.co/ancvKkMNbIHans Zimmer must hate Elevator Music. He'd be all like, "Damn, I compose better shit than that!"@JennyJohnsonHi5 He had an Iron Clad Lawyer in Sam the Eagle too@JennyJohnsonHi5 He was never Convicted!@AvengingTom Thanks! Next two have a lot more carnage and dick jokes@DucastheLucas That works.@DucastheLucas STUDENTS? What are you teaching.@JWD77 you must be so much fun at parties.
5/1
2013
@AndyRichter Good Point. Ugh my publicist is going to have a fieid day with this one!Big Ben isn't just the name of a clocktower, it's also the name of a weird dude who likes 2 hang in Men's Bathrooms and pinch bumsSTALLONE wears a diaper! We saw STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT so you don't have too. Listen to HDTGM now http://t.co/8TCpWR0ENd
4/30
2013
@FadeDwight you can buy both seasons on iTunes or Season 1 on Amazon or NetflixFinally some culture! #London http://t.co/ig5uuqUqmT@Mycotoxicjoy No Doubt!@keithbrowett Thank you. Finally I can take down Pauly D!
4/29
2013
.@PaulScheer & @RobHuebel dropped by @BBCAMERICA's #TheNerdist last night to offer some Comic-Con survival tips: http://t.co/U9u8DTOA3L
Retweeted by Paul ScheerAt the Chelsea v Swansea game @msjunediane has headbutted 3 people and I learned 12 new cuss words
4/28
2013
@psychobikerchic You're all confused. But try google it's a much better resource for general information than tweetsDo U like COOL STUFF & TV then watch @nerdist on #BBCA TONIGHT w/ @hitRECordJoe @GillianJacobs @robhuebel & ME. If U do, you'll get Sex.@psychobikerchic cancelled? Our ratings are great we are in the UK shooting season 3.@psychobikerchic I'm impressed, you might be the smartest person I know. #blessed@TaylorSCole if you can find it - which is hard.
4/27
2013
@mrdrewpearce @ItsAMilligan My apologies, I said it was a rumor
4/26
2013
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