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@gerald_hinson It appears to be a baby t-Rex.@danielryanday Yeah - but I prefer making stuff for the whole family. I never just aim for kids - I aim for everyone.@Dan_Tim1 @jellytelly Thanks, Dan!@theGregBallard Indeed I am.I went to the doctor today for an echocardiogram. I got a dinosaur sticker! http://t.co/PdtNBEJF0w

@timetherington Ha!Got a Groupon ad for a 3-pack of "Jezebel Panties." Yes, the most evil woman in the Bible now has her own line of underwear. Fantastic.

Boo-boo from taking my blood. I barely survived! http://t.co/O4vligwDof@elizaby that's where I had ice cream with him! My mom and I took him out for nutty bars!Just had blood drawn for tests and, like always, almost passed out. I tried closing my eyes. It just feels like the life is leaking out..Dallas Willard died this morning. I had ice cream with Dallas a while back - he was the real deal. I hope I grow up to be just like him.

Neurologists aren't as funny as I had hoped.@Hullifer I don't get migraines, so that ain't it. It's a mystery at the moment.@JMChristianMan Thanks!@katscoyote Awesome!!

Sitting in the neurologists office - hoping to find out why my brain burped last week. http://t.co/h8cWfDTK1W

@jcbittick You're welcome!!

Leaving Dallas - saw this sticker on a pickup. "All my cowboy children love Jesus." Ah, Texas! http://t.co/La4Cy70lx6@jendarben Yeah - I know. Mike can't figure out how to change it.

@mcdearman I'll keep that in mind!I just bought Bayer aspirin in Dallas from a store called "One Stop Dicky's." I'm not sure how I feel about that...Thanks for the prayers! I seem to be fine now - speaking tonight at Watermark Church in Dallas.@LynnieMtkRM yes they did!Well THAT was scary. Lost the ability to speak clearly yesterday for about 30 minutes. Turns out it was a very small stroke. Okay now.

@sydie5 hurray!!Sorry about the unrelated pic that went out with my first fig newton tweet. That was what we technology experts call an "accident."Fig Newtons are crumblier than I remembered. I'm afraid I've made a mess of the St. Louis airport.I am eating a Fig Newton at the St. Louis airport. I am 100% certain I have NEVER done this before. http://t.co/ACL3538CNi

I'm eating the apple that makes a cameo appearance in WITB DVD #12. (Ooh - aren't you curious now?!?) http://t.co/D2jwlYARRi

I just tried KFC's new boneless chicken. Not bad. I feel sorry for boneless chickens, though - their lives must be short and miserable.

I'm late on the new podcast episode... Should be up before the end of the day. It a good one!

I asked if he needed help, but all he would say is, "Watch me walk on this line." Dumb goose. http://t.co/qWKd4dcatSIf anyone forgot where they parked their goose, I found it. It's by Kohl's. http://t.co/zjb196vu3f

Yay, Boston! Isn't it great when the good guys win?!?

Kudos to Urban Outfitters for making money off alcoholism... http://t.co/NimQYa87lG

@gerald_hinson. It is. We're fine.@rrwrandolph Yes it is!So Boston is mourning, Texas is burning, and Chicago is drowning. Quite a week we're having.My wife just snapped this pic of Main St., Wheaton, IL. It's a little moist. (That's my Ace Hardware store!) http://t.co/aaGvVyJhMVI tried to put on a sock with one hand today - it's nearly impossible. Clearly God gave us two hands because he knew we'd think of socks.Massive rains and some flash flooding in Chicago today - schools closed - power out - animals lining up by twos...

"Fomenting" is a great word. Try to use it in a sentence at least once tomorrow. "I am fomenting a plan to use the word fomenting."@ChrisBeasley It's the launch date of JellyTelly!@Robriv My what? My who?@grovesroad @whatsinthebible You're welcome!!

It is VERY windy in Chicago today - saw a goose struggling to walk in a straight line. Either he was drunk, or it's very windy today.

@sonnyleesmith That's me after too many days without a shower.@Andy_Thigpen You betcha!!@danielryanday Thanks, Daniel!@sonnyleesmith Hmm... Smokey Joe?Easter dinner ran long on Sunday, so I started making food art. http://t.co/lxw8oJO6Pf

Time for bed! Almost made it ... http://t.co/mkH0gNeEVR2am... can't go on. Just saw Mickey passed out under a park bench, drooling. Minnie is looking for him everywhere. http://t.co/mQYF5BK5gV1:30am at the Magic Kingdom. One of the Dumbos just passed out and fell into the pool under the ride. Must keep going...@MikkiPost A really cheap one. I'm not even sure! I'll check next time I play him.It's 1am at the Magic Kingdom. Extra Magic Hours until 3am. Must stay awake... Must continue to have fun...

We got some snow yesterday. Either that, or someone really excessively frosted our picnic table. http://t.co/H84GKSmRXZ

Latest podcast is up, but http://t.co/9ICthHut4P is still down. Search for the podcast on iTunes. It's there!

@AndrewPeterson 25%. My grandmother spoke Swedish.@KarlSchaller We're still up oniTunes, just from a different service as a separate feed. Do a new search for me and you should see both.Eating Swedish meatballs at IKEA ... My inner swede is rejoicing. http://t.co/ejltyWj8Z1

I can't stop singing "Goldfinger" around the house in the voice of an elderly woman. My wife doesn't find it as attractive as I had hoped.@CheckeredOwl Never say never! But they have gotten rather busy with their Hollywood careers.

Watching Barbara Streisand sing "memories" on the Oscars. It's like the Grammies for very, very old people.

@ShawLaurieshaw1 Yay! It was fun!

@Lizzayeboo Thanks Liz!!@MatthewSampleII @jgracetheauthor You're very welcome!@NathanLewisTV Children's Pastors Conference. Big annual ones on each coast.@mrsmetaphor @lisavischer Good question. We need to do that! Y'all slunked back into town right under our noses!People are piling in for my show... Hope I'm funny! #CPC13 http://t.co/kbKZ24vS@mrsmetaphor Great Scott! I'm in for a rough night!Plinky Pete got into my gift basket while I was out. That's WAY too much Brie cheese for a small ukulele to eat! http://t.co/Q4C0iIxc

Plinky Pete enjoying some down time at the childrens pastors conference in San Diego. #CPC2013 http://t.co/xEiDNaau@SunshineGirl134 Still do voices! No longer producing them though. Most of my time is devoted to http://t.co/1U0vB0ju these days.

Latest podcast episode up at http://t.co/711o6enl ... David Kinnaman is our guest. It's a good one!@1NickMiller Years!!

Stupid inspirational saying of the day. Now we're just making up nonsense sentences with the word "dream" in them. http://t.co/Ui9A1jJl

My 15 year-old daughter just sent me this picture. Why are cats so funny?? http://t.co/feAErRrw

@CoderDennis Um... They have first names... but I can't remember what they are! Oh rats!Speaking at the College of the Ozarks tonight... Just found this in my room! (Those are cookies, by the way.) http://t.co/D5xzH3VH

I'm thinking Mr. and Mrs. Harbaugh Sr. pulled the plug hoping the game would be called a draw. ("Mom! Dad! You DIDN'T!!")Ray Lewis and Colin Kaepernick are comparing biblical tattoos. New friendships are being born...Best Super Bowl ever! Like watching your neighbors sit in their house with the power out. Oh look... Now they're lighting candles...Can't be the rapture. Ray Lewis is still there.The rapture just hit the Super Bowl. Apparently only the announcers and the lights made it.

@HilariMisguided Ooooh! Brilliant!@notjoshblaney Very funny!

Fortune cookie I just opened: "You have an unusual magnetic personality. Just be aware of your polarity." AH!! What does that MEAN?!?

I'm at McDonald's... building a fire out of napkins...Temperature continuing to drop... Speaking in an hour... brain... freezing up...Just landed in Minneapolis. Temp is 2 degrees. Yum! Speaking tonight in Plymouth, MN.

New podcast is up, where I interview kids ministry expert Dr. Scottie May (aka my mother!) http://t.co/ChttIuHV

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! (I just watched this week's Downton Abby.)Just what we need - the Lady Gaga singing toothbrush. Sure, you feel dirty, but your teeth are squeaky clean! http://t.co/UCLsmO06

I'm speaking in an hour. In the meantime, my rented Kia Soul has attracted a small crowd of female hip-hop hamsters. And I'm a married man.In St. Louis. Hertz gave me a Kia soul. I'm rolling like a hip-hop hamster.

The rehabilitation of "sin" continues - we now know A) it comes in fashionable colors and B) smells fantastic! http://t.co/rHBNGebb

@MattMcCoy You're welcome!I'm about to record a podcast with MY OWN MOTHER as a guest. Oh... This was probably a bad idea...

Phew! That was exhausting! But fun. Plinky Pete was nervous, but he did fine. Only hit a few wrong notes.