Graphic designer. Photographer. Mac technician. Employable. Lover of imperfect things.
@tweetbot aw sweet!Someone need to tell the owner of the nice Bobbin Cycle that it's likely to get stolen without a suitable lock. #walkinghomeforyouWhat tweetbot needs: Pocket intergration. @tweetbotTesco loose sales. Never mind eh? Maybe it will give others some position to compete? #noonelooseshere
Just 2.5 hours to go and I am out if this palace of the mentally challenged and socially inept. #helloweekendStill no one here, here at the studio booked from 9am for that super urgent thing that I moved my day round to do. http://t.co/zQrxmUPZ4aThere’s nothing I enjoy more than waiting about for people to show up to the studio for that urgent booking. 40 mins late now. #lights #off
@verywesleylike @GeorgeFergusonx As I said, one reason. There are plenty more.Why drive rather than take a bus? Bus would take 2 1/2 hours a change and a 20 min walk @£8 daily. Or a 20 min drive. #stransportsurveyWith the improvements in fiber wire connections and more efficient cars, business doesn’t have to be city located any more.One strong argument for leaving Bristol is @GeorgeFergusonx wonderful idea of improving everyone’s life by increasing council tax.Heavy abundance of chino and jacket wankers at work today. #chinowankers
Saveloy and chips. Never ask what’s in a Saveloy, just enjoy it for what it is.GTA for breakfast. I thank you.
10k steps a day to stay healthy. Only 9k off my target.@Gordon_Keenan say what?
I wonder if @GeorgeFergusonx will take Bristol £s for council tax increases? Where else to find extra money that you can’t print yourself?@willsmith FCPX will never be a replacement for 7. Adobe for everything in my office now.Apprentices. Why do we actually bother with uninterested lazy and indifferent teenagers on the payroll?@Gordon_Keenan You’re going to use the Amstrad eMailer as your full time communications device / landline.
Just started using #tweetbot and it’s nice. Needs pocket integration though.
One man’s trash is another man’s fucking Android phone.
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@verywesleylike Not this morning. This morning everyone wanted everything, but some people don't realise that we're not personal assistants.Some people don't seem to realise that I do not work for them exclusively. When I say I am busy, I am dropping everything for you. Moron.
I'm sure everyone knows this anyway, but I didn't know until today that The Godfather and Superman (1&2) were written by the same man.@ashens First there was Chef Excellence, now, for your delectation ... http://t.co/25Ha423r85Having coffee with an old friend in the #gallumfrey . The coffee is shit.
Storm update for Bristol. Not really a storm was it? Rain, and a bit blowy. Not exactly 1987 out there.That's it then. After 6 1/2 years, Sunday nights will never be the same again. Goodnight Mr@Guy_Garvey You will be missed.
Wifi meltdown. All these people trying to get in to our pathetic wifi. It was going to fail eventually. I think it just did.
Photography student refuses to work in the darkroom because they're afraid of the dark. Amazing. #what
£2.29 for a single vanilla pod? What? #FirstWorldProblemsUnbelievably tired of this place. Jobsworths who will not lift a finger beyond their job description. Just be pleased to have a fucking job
"Help! I made a PowerPoint on a mac, but it's not working on this PC." Using PowerPoint was your first mistake. #microsoftproducts
Where is the bloody postman? Mind you 3pm isn't unusual round here #RoyalMail
@XeroxSupport unless you can think of a way that fixes the postscript issue between clients and machines with different versions of CUPS?
What is it with all these wasps? #waspsAnother reason to never return to the centre of Bristol. Mayor @GeorgeFergusonx plans to pedestrianise more. That's always good for businessHow to make #xerox MFD work with networked Macs? Build a CentOS microserver and share it. Simple. Mac drivers DO NOT WORK on n'worked macs.
So the academics are back after six weeks... and they're panicking. It's quite funny actually! #reallynotthathard
I guess it's time to go to work. Ho hum. Bum.OMG! One of 1D are getting married. Oh hang on... What? This makes headline news?
So you go legit and rent a movie through iTunes, only to find it won't play on my projector because it's not HDCP compliant. #backtotorrents
@geekanoids It seems terrifyingly real to me.
Oh yes. http://t.co/hm1H3IM7on
Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Now leave.Mmm. Bus Size Fatburg. http://t.co/cwNOXDdXbaI do so enjoy wasting an hour in the #postoffice. 19 people waiting for one open counter. #manalive@PostOffice Or Stoke Gifford, Bristol@PostOffice this one. http://t.co/KqZW8vXMMG@PostOffice That's as maybe, but this one, according to your site, does not. Open 9-5.30... except when it's closed for lunch.#postoffice that closes for lunch. How quaint! How unhelpful. How useless. Thanks post office people.
How to make a raincoat for the UK summer. Take one canvas jacket, add beeswax/turpentine/linseed oil blend. Better than a Barbour & cheaper!
This is ... boring.
You win an auction. You pay. You get your item. That's how it works, although some people don't seem to think this system works for them.
@dancounsell Sure does. I'd slap them with the law stick, see what happens.I do so love the sound of rain. I've missed it. #simple #pleasuresYou know you're at the arse end of payday when you're reusing filters... #payrisepleaseMan alive. The eBay photo uploaded takes the piss. 15 mins to upload a 800px image. #broken #fixitebay
Wow. Just pulled a Powermac G5 back into service. It's got Firefox 1.5 on it. Modern.
Yes. Volvo 240 with a 940 turbo unit. Slammed/Sleeper. Want that."It may take up to 4 weeks to process your refund". Thanks a bunch @amazon that's really great customer service.
It's a shame petrol costs so much in the UK. So many great classic 70s and 80s cars are just not viable as daily drivers because of low MPG