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COO/Co-Founder @OrchestrateIO. Otherwise found outdoors, skiing or camping.

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“We don’t hire remote workers.” – Companies with geographically dispersed offices.
Retweeted by Matt Heitzenroder“[…] We are the witnesses through which the universe becomes conscious of its glory, of its magnificence” Alan Watts http://t.co/Uq1tExDSVq
9/30
2014
@littlepots ohhhh I wish. Online in my dreams at the moment. :)Is there any better regional name than that of Trolltunga?
9/29
2014
Does anyone else's cat frequently turn on voiceover on laptops?PostgreSQL Outperforms MongoDB in New Round of Tests http://t.co/ux6L7fbWcT
Retweeted by Matt Heitzenroder@gapdog awesome shits!
9/27
2014
@lucperkins well yes. I 100% agree in the moment. :)Spent the day playing with my new @Raspberry_Pi. Added a sensor via i2c. Feels good.Getting married to @noweveryday today. Just got suited up. 😍 http://t.co/jr4nTf7req
Retweeted by Matt Heitzenroder@joestump @noweveryday congrats!
Retweeted by Matt HeitzenroderVisualizing a sorting algorithm http://t.co/H0YBoR4Uea
Retweeted by Matt Heitzenroder@lucperkins tooooooo hotHere's a full shot as requested http://t.co/NfsTC1ohrO
Retweeted by Matt HeitzenroderYou all have something amazing to share. My post on how to bring your organization closer in just 5 minutes http://t.co/EHEVqlXyhR cc @roder
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9/20
2014
Saw an interesting idea, have @EFF run a #ISP_Consumers_Union. Might actually force companies to care about customers http://t.co/BuMgqkhcoX
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9/19
2014
Riak Search 2.0 announced by @_stu_. How can you not trust that face? http://t.co/e2pU0Irvsf
Retweeted by Matt Heitzenroder@zkbabb what time is the party tonight?!
9/18
2014
I had a lot of fun writing @OrchestrateIO's latest blog post, Database Horror Stories: http://t.co/ZlBFIvUQ19
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9/5
2014
@ABroadBrush @gapdog Washington™ - the Florida of the Pacific Northwest.
9/4
2014
@garbados thanks so much for sharing @OrchestrateIO with us here @epicodus. Definitely interested in learning.
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9/3
2014
http://t.co/oiOWn7gbXK Creating a model object in @nodejs for @OrchestrateIO #nodejs #daas
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9/2
2014
When the Great Cascadian Rebellion goes down, I want Colorado to come with us
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8/29
2014
Cell Phone Guide For US Protesters https://t.co/6AgcDui7vA via @EFFImage by John Stone http://t.co/WI89A0f1z6
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Retweeted by Matt Heitzenroder"Complexity is cumulative cognitive load" The Future Programming Manifesto http://t.co/cMBHoogTf5
Retweeted by Matt Heitzenroder5/ Sometimes making it to the start of the race can be just as hard as participating in the event. cc/@mattmenezes82 @roder #sailing
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8/28
2014
Congratulations from everyone at @Basho to everyone at NHS @hscic on the successful transition to Spine 2 and #Riak http://t.co/AQQCjI0JAO
Retweeted by Matt HeitzenroderNHS best health service in the world, US the worst - Commonwealth Fund. The govt just refuses to hear this stuff. http://t.co/uX6OWWBf1B
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8/27
2014
@davidcosine awww c'mon now.@davidcosine no joke.@davidcosine yumThe @Telegraph features the USB Condom http://t.co/LpTAEPse0Z
Retweeted by Matt HeitzenroderWe're hiring infrastructure engineers in London! Why not take a look? http://t.co/FqSeb9ppst
Retweeted by Matt HeitzenroderWhale-Watching Found to Stress Out Whales http://t.co/0R0rdwnKQk
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8/26
2014
I just foiled your plan http://t.co/voZKIG3jIw
Retweeted by Matt HeitzenroderGood architecture accelerates development by reducing the number of decisions that need to be made.
Retweeted by Matt HeitzenroderTeam #shrimpbird finished the HTC in 31 hours and 12 minutes.
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8/25
2014
@joestump stick with fart jokes. Keep it classy Joe.@rzezeski impressive.@adron hardest unsolved problem in programming..@globesherpa lands a piece of TriMet's $30M eFare system http://t.co/ImRNzXmzKk
Retweeted by Matt Heitzenroder@mailboxsupport so I’ve found a few bugs in the Mac Beta. What’s the best channel for communicating those back?You can't make this stuff up. #oracle #linuxcon http://t.co/nJnrSSvpdF
Retweeted by Matt HeitzenroderDeaths from police shootings (latest available year) US 409 Germany 8 Britain 0 Japan 0 http://t.co/WXZj9mivRt http://t.co/RYU5guAD98
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8/22
2014
@littlepots :D@ohmygoshman uhhuh@caldercho it's basically kerosene. Kinda has a sweet smell. #weirdFun to see @BBYopen climb to #3 on Hacker News today! @projectileboy @jkap @newsycombinator
Retweeted by Matt Heitzenroder@jnassi oh no, I really love it.Profile of @aley in Biz Journal by @PDXBizMalia http://t.co/wquxvIdqF5 Now register for his hackathon http://t.co/rNGeqJ5Df0
Retweeted by Matt HeitzenroderIs it weird I like the smell of jet fuel?Entropy! Still my favorite scientific concept! :) http://t.co/bWFiPhhSJM
Retweeted by Matt Heitzenroder@seanlerner winning!Almost ready to harvest. http://t.co/qeFkznM4ql
Retweeted by Matt Heitzenroder“@VZEnterprise 7 Benefits of a Pay-As-You-Go DB Subscription Model @forrester @OracleDatabase @VZCloud”« why bother just use @OrchestrateIO 
Retweeted by Matt Heitzenroder@mailboxsupport But other than that, I’m raving about it the beta to *everyone*. Very well done h/t@mailboxsupport My only request would be to have the ability to switch the from address on replies, both iOS and Mac.@roder @CynthiaMCortina looks like @antonyfalco after a few beers.
Retweeted by Matt HeitzenroderVery pleased with the polish on the @mailbox Mac beta. They did not disappoint.@650REDHAIR lolThis is seriously cute. Check out this picture of a baby wombat! via @CynthiaMCortina http://t.co/wL8Hc5hOmi
8/21
2014
Wishing @argv0 @roder @cheeseplus were in London with me. We'd do a remake https://t.co/zIY4SpaMM4
Retweeted by Matt Heitzenroder@kim617 thanks sooo much!Let's start building. @wearehelium http://t.co/hLMZbYZLa3
Retweeted by Matt Heitzenroder@JasonLBaptiste @kim617 I think my joke failed.@kim617 no worries, I'll just twist @JasonLBaptiste's arm till he gives me his :)Dublin #Riak meetup with @coderoshi on Riak 2.0 - Sept 2nd - Please RT http://t.co/0UhjXt4fkQ #SOLR #CRDT #NOSQL
Retweeted by Matt Heitzenroder@kim617 @JasonLBaptiste @mailbox do want as well :)
8/20
2014
"It's on brand nowadays to be off brand" - @riceo100
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8/19
2014
OH "distributed grep as a service."The irony of this bumper sticker does not escape me. http://t.co/AepQXDs0g7
8/15
2014
I dig redis, but I think I'm going to stick with orchestrate.io for node stuff.
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8/13
2014
Finally, rain. Thank you.Document, Test, THEN Code http://t.co/kvQFrMXKAT by @garbados http://t.co/uLN2reJCyU
Retweeted by Matt Heitzenroder@JasonLBaptiste Congrats!@JasonLBaptiste Congratulations! “@TechCrunch: Beanstock Media Acquires Mobile Publishing Startup Onswipe http://t.co/4KQNxW0ZHC
Retweeted by Matt HeitzenroderExcited to announce that @Onswipe has been acquired by @Beanstockmedia! - http://t.co/mRgglWT3aU
Retweeted by Matt HeitzenroderHELL YEAH! My dear, dear friend @JasonLBaptiste and his company OnSwipe just got acquired by Beanstock! Congrats! - http://t.co/7p4jOEFF1z
Retweeted by Matt HeitzenroderUse of drugs like Adderall for performance enhancement is all too common in tech. A look at the culture & harm done: http://t.co/pJsiqCZSHF
Retweeted by Matt Heitzenroder@jmckenty ohhh no, def. use Porc. If you need a hand w/ it, let me know.
8/12
2014
Tutorial: Building Mobile Apps With the @Apperyio Development Platform and @Orchestrateio Database http://t.co/wzO5Y06LQN
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8/11
2014
@lynnle right on. Had a blast. Can't wait to hang again!
8/7
2014
Pushed v0.8.1 of the @OrchestrateIO rubygem this morning, small release, just a new interface for retrieving refs https://t.co/OZ6dS1vWWw
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8/6
2014
If you don't love champagne, it's because you don't have the right cocktail recipes
Retweeted by Matt Heitzenroder“@densone: @wearehelium bridges getting ready for installation in San Francisco #burnin http://t.co/URwV661e8g” loved seeing these yesterday
Retweeted by Matt HeitzenroderThis is how the next generation of #developers is going to think about how they are using a #database - @puneet324 http://t.co/BHbg2COHDF
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8/1
2014
@John_Menezes I will def look into it more. Love seeing people reinvent the apps we take for granted@John_Menezes not yet. :/@John_Menezes looks pretty cool.@mattly si, es verdad. For shame, but sooo many languages. @antonyfalco @OrchestrateIO @CynthiaMCortinaBilingual support in the @OrchestrateIO community hipchat tonight courtesy @roder y su esposa @CynthiaMCortina - :)
Retweeted by Matt Heitzenroder@antonyfalco @OrchestrateIO @roder siempre es un placer ayudar donde pueda, chicos!
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7/31
2014
I made a thing that turns Twitter into a song: https://t.co/azIqW2Vrk6
Retweeted by Matt HeitzenroderCheck out our CTO @mountainmatt on the @OrchestrateIO blog today! http://t.co/i9pDi1jONe
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7/30
2014
Transitioning from Relational to NoSQL @OrchestrateIO http://t.co/tVKWwyjvNo
Retweeted by Matt HeitzenroderIf you’re a #hubot user, checkout @james_estes’s orchestrate-brain for an easy/free way to store your brains :D https://t.co/lziJhZZZz9
7/29
2014
Orchestrate is one of @InformationWeek's 7 Cloud Service Startups To Watch! http://t.co/5uqwTW3yqr
Retweeted by Matt Heitzenroder@antonyfalco @tlockney I wish I could claim 3%, it would explain soooo much, I'm just a mere 2.8% :D
7/28
2014
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