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I love my Android phone and have mostly ditched my iPhone. But I could never let my mom use an Android. I'd spend hours on mom tech support.

Agree! MT @parislemon: It would be great if @Uber would implement a never-call-me-ever feature. Sort of defeats the one-click simplicity.I was just using Orbitz to find a flight and thought, "wtf, why does this suck?" And then I realized I wasn't using @TheHipmunk. Whoops.A message to all Britons: sixth is "six" with "th" on the end, so unless you pronounce six as "sik", you're likely saying "sixth" wrong! ;-)Tried Sparrow for a few days over Gmail on the web, but couldn't hack it. Search is too important, and it seems only Google knows how.

@jwikert The technology to produce print products is mature and cheap; digital is still difficult and expensive! Rubber meets road.@om @shervin I routinely see people who have little or no understanding of [virtually anything] investing in [virtually anything].Not that anybody asked, but the symbol "lb" for pound comes from an abbreviation of the constellation Libra, the scales.
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisYour Baby’s First Year Week by Week is now available through @Inkling: http://t.co/3xnpk1Sh2B #baby
Retweeted by Matt MacInnis3 yrs ago today I moved out of my parent's basement right to the Bay Area. Thank you @inkling (in particular @appden @stanine @joshuaforman)
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60% of physicians don't use mobile devices for clinical purposes. Kinda sad. http://t.co/4jF2VyCl5T@bling0 I guess Noe Valley needs to get a power exchange.Chromebook Pixel is as usable as its calculator is correct. JavaScript FTW! http://t.co/iii8z816sJ
Retweeted by Matt MacInnis@petermeyers cuz there was a 1 among my exclamation points?In my inbox: "Are you looking to improve your confidence and etiquette skills? I am a certified etiquette consultant." Certified!!1!

MT @rohit_x_: Ancient water found in Canadian mine, 1.5 billion years old. http://t.co/9eB6mI9uzb (Impossible, since earth is only 2000.)Commitment to self: sleep by 11 pm. Failure to deliver in 3… 2…<glib altruism> One sees many glib altruisms on Twitter. </glib altruism>@amedayus #nofilter ;)And I've been told I'm a toothless leader... http://t.co/eEqlRIZoye

I hate when I'm checkmated. Hate it.

The world's most elaborate slow-drip coffee maker. https://t.co/2i9mAXylP7We are merely monkeys with nukes.

Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Nipple squirrel ham
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Voicemail is no longer an acceptable form of business communication, just FYI.MT @chatreez - Clever… @Inkling is hiring. http://t.co/ZevaIrTV9H

There's so much M&A activity in tech, it makes an entrepreneur feel bad for not being acquired. But great companies are never acquired.

Amazing to me how UnionPay (银联) has gone from unknown Chinese debit card to globally accepted payment system in just a few years.

The Google Doodle today, celebrating renowned designer Saul Bass, is as clever as Bass himself. http://t.co/tamKh556stI'm so effing awesome at doing computers that I've decided to start wearing sunglasses in front of them.This just in: Adobe will no longer offer CS. Moving to a new model called BS. #adobebs
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisAdobe moves desktop software into the cloud for download to your desktop! Again! #fakeinnovation http://t.co/9r6yd4X05k

2013 @inkling "Extra Credit" hackathon presentations! http://t.co/ZKM9Tmh1Ol
Retweeted by Matt MacInnis"Creativity takes courage... but it's a lot easier with the right tools." @chanpory at @inkling Extra Credit demos showing new hotnessDoes anyone else remember this string? "a sad dad as a lad as alfalfa falls as a flask"? (If you don't, I'm not crazy, just ignore me.)Average time it takes for a startup to go from inception to IPO: 9.4 years.@elmimmo_ @inkling We've learned a lot on the commerce front and are working hard on improving it. (Glad you see the potential, too!) :)10 popular web sites rendered in 1999's IE5. Not as terrible as you might fear... but bad. http://t.co/MnMPgJ176PThere is a very long line for the Google bus in front of Dolores Park Café with oh, oh so many glassholes…

@bjnovak Was that not true? I still thought it was true.@shervin How can you tell from the outside whether someone is misunderstood? If you know they're misunderstood, then they're understood.@OReillyMedia shuts down @toc blog and conference. Fascinating. http://t.co/ofLMntD6Qm

This is my best Vine ever. Thanks, fates. https://t.co/CWUG8Hp3f4Problem with high-top sneakers: if you get an itch on the bottom of your foot, it is not easy to remedy quickly.@tinahender @aarontroia So painful. InDesign for e-books is like riding horses down a freeway. New doc: first question? Page size in inches!

Concur. MT @edog1203 Disagree with @gruber that app updates are obvious & easy. Pain in the ass for most users. Should happen automatically.Tomorrow we start our third Extra Credit companywide hackathon at @inkling; can't wait to see what everyone whips up.Go @zenefits! MT: The 7 Disrupt NY Finalists: Enigma, Floored, Glide, Handle, HealthyOut, SupplyShift And Zenefits http://t.co/rCcbMdjAWZ

How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1) Put some headphones in your pocket 2) Wait one minute
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I wish @evernote and @gmail had the same keyboard shortcuts, like Shift-Command-8 versus Shift-Command-U. Serious brain conflict!@sara_ann_marie 100 copies. Would also love to talk to you about @Inkling.@sara_ann_marie Would like to ask you about how we can get copies of your book for the staff at @inkling … DM? e-mail?

We should not celebrate the retroactive undoing of systemic incompetence in congress. http://t.co/PlVt0TasKZ

@om @clintonfein @rohit_x_ @sgourley @creon @l2k @MJ_Coren yeah! Had a blast! Still thinking...

I knew we were proud of how long the Mars rovers had lasted, but this is downright cocky: http://t.co/fAt1aVkt8k #penisjoke@schwa That's ok... Google I/O hasn't opened registration yet.

If someone continuously holds their iPhone up to your face while talking to you, is that awkward? #googleglassYou're not even good enough for my trash can: sudo rm -rf /Applications/Utilities/Adobe\ Flash\ Player\ Install\ Manager.app

@Scobleizer And what if you hear "ok, Scoble" in the potty?A replacement for QWERTY keyboards on tablets has me genuinely excited! http://t.co/1ehfLQCfVH (via @om)Irks me that Google can search the entire Internet in a quarter second, but airline websites still have interstitial pages when you search!@JDGsaid Are you saying 50 degrees is warm or cold?

"I'm not a failure because I didn't succeed. I'm a failure because I didn't try" Kev. #Derek Goodnight World. Peace.
Retweeted by Matt MacInnis@CarlNelson true dat, but it's fun to pretend. ;-) <arm flex>Memory and exercise: more evidence that you'll be happier and smarter if you behave like a jock sometimes. http://t.co/UJw57Xn10D

In our time of rejoicing, let us not forget the families of Martin Richard, Lingzi Lu, Krystle Campbell and Officer Sean Collier.
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisIt feels terrific to close a really tough bug, and I can only imagine how much better it must feel to be a Boston/Cambridge cop right now…Whoa! Epic closed captioning FAIL! “@joelmchale: Oh my RT @peterogburn: http://t.co/F3sbpmq9WO”
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Dear CNN: get Twitter.What the hell is going on in Boston? Am I living in a movie?Explosives at the scene. Officer down. Suspects with long guns.
Retweeted by Matt MacInnis@Inkling's first independent publishers have released their titles; let the revolution begin! https://t.co/zPMnZJwduqWhen I am telling someone something useful, I really like when they write it down.@javahound They should group Mountain View under "yawn." ;-)

Date night! http://t.co/Y2zNhAvNR9Really excited by the energy from new companies at #EIS2013. #Edtech is the new zeitgeist; let's hope it yields real change.

"Technology doesn't disintermediate publisher content. Better content does." #EIS2013 @inklingFor every one person who wishes to destroy, 100 rush to help heal and rebuild. That's the human race: our angels outnumber our devils.
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@eric_mazur Terrific. Equal access to (science-based) education is necessary to our survival as a species. Otherwise, we'll nuke each other!@eric_mazur Great! Ask them about equal access to education for women. Or the right to become an engineer. Or… http://t.co/yHOCqYdVfS@joshuaforman @lailalalami No, you're a migrant when you haven't settled, immigrant when you have and expat when you're planning to go home.1993 vs 2013 http://t.co/zHwSQinhH0
Retweeted by Matt MacInnis@Inkling employees (>100 people) all collaborating in a single @google doc on a companywide project without a hitch. Really impressive.Photo: 2 years ago Fab looked like this. Today, we sell 1 product every 7 seconds. You can do a lot in 20... http://t.co/IIoiXynsSs
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100% of LinkedIn's >$10M acqs had CEOs of Indian origin @rashmi @akothari @rahulvohra cc: @sachinrekhi @sidviswanathan #incredible
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisWhy @inkling loves @googlechrome: https://t.co/M1kWnrri8u (thanks, @sundarpichai!)

Dennis Crowley and the cycle of second-guessing http://t.co/6yI47SeRL2 via @gigaom @omSamsung Android Screen Sizes: 2.8 3.14 3.2 3.4 3.5 3.6 3.65 3.7 3.97 4 4.2 4.27 4.3 4.5 4.52 4.65 4.8 5 5.3 5.5 5.8 6.3 7 7.7 8 10 10.1
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If your SF ads refer to the fog, you don't look like a local advertiser. You look like a carpetbagger. Only tourists discuss the fog.

@modalexii @djdezza @tiesto *Loaned* to Miami… ;-)Just discovered Halifax-based artist @DJDezza on @tiesto #clublife 314. The best trance music comes from cold(er) places in the world!

Congrats to all the team RT @Forbes: Report says @VirginAmerica is the highest-quality major airline in the US http://t.co/RyBt9MWRmq
Retweeted by Matt MacInnis@elleluna @stgarrity And what if you can't work any smarter?@merkoski: "We can lament the older experience of reading … But there’s nothing to be afraid of… we adapt." http://t.co/3CvSKcjXeTNever underestimate the degree to which spelling and grammar change how others see you when you write email (especially if you're in sales).

An athiest church sounds pretty good... http://t.co/CnUnrGLpAX (thanks, @RichardDawkins - see you in atheist confessional this Sunday!)When, exactly, does "growing up" become "growing old"?Oh you're a construction worker? I have this great idea for a building.
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisDoes anyone use CrunchBase anymore, or has all the informo-action shifted over to @angellist?

@sjsmac The author's point was that iBooks 2 did not revolutionize textbooks or learning, which is unequivocally true.