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Fetish Pr0nmaster. Fart Fantasy, Lesbian Ass Worship, Fart Dom, Kelsey Obsession and My Dirty Girls.

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Joined Twitter 3/31/11

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the rough neighborhoods of italy are called the spaghetto
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7/31
2015
#fat 🐷 #ginger #kitty #bucket of pies! 😻💯👊🏻👌👩‍👩‍👦👨‍👨‍👧 https://t.co/kkae4nxrew
7/29
2015
Lol eww #beefqueef"Your ego is not your amigo."
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7/28
2015
At least EDM is ABOUT something.
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Hello it's BUB. These phone cases are now 20% off at http://t.co/dckodu9HJL SUMMERSALE code gets 20% off orders $33+ http://t.co/7DgRBX0VWw
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7/24
2015
did anyone ever consider they wouldn't eat so many animals if there wasnt so many songs about eating animals?
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7/22
2015
@kelseyobsession #bucket #fat #ginger #kitty 😽❤️💕💋 https://t.co/5sfSguK0pB#nug #flower #platinum #slywalker#og 👌🏻💯👊🏻🌹 https://t.co/AboX2S4Ago
7/21
2015
#bucket of sleeps. #fat #kitty #orange 😽💤🐷👍 https://t.co/V5QbGKhkUY
7/20
2015
chain me up and force me to poop in front of your grammas fireplace with your family present on christmas eve #firstdategoals
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™I hear it's national ice cream day 🍦 http://t.co/ggJIIxkGW3
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™I will be doing standup on LSD later today at #PembyFest
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7/19
2015
More #fat #ginger #kitty #bucket 🍩🍦🍪🍰💯💯💯 https://t.co/9Mz0jM5YxUSleepy #fat #kitty bucket of pies 👍🐷🍔🍕🍰 https://t.co/ELspoXD5tp
7/18
2015
I love time travel movies. Been watching back to the future trilogy and bill and ted, now on to og terminator. :)This pink touch is cool BTW. I feel so social now. :DI’m on Instagram now. @terrymelonson? Anyway km on there follow me and I’ll prolly follow you back. Chances are… ;)Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey is going on. Err... Ending. https://t.co/EnFdzNt7m0Sleepy bucket #fat #kitty https://t.co/N2gWfp2aP5@KelseyObsession testing my pink touch camera. #KeetPics http://t.co/coTKF3GOYnGeorge Carlin always asked how the water was in town, then drank a glass of tap water. He’s dead now. - Don’t drink tap water.
7/16
2015
Just ordered that new iPod touch. FINALLY it came out. Got me the pink one ;Phttp://t.co/HNXTaGyGsUhttp://t.co/PXL3cBdYdz
7/15
2015
Nothing better than lane splitting traffic. I love my bike. :D It’s like a completely unfair advantage. Like a game-genie.
7/14
2015
JUST made it to see @timheidecker and @ericwareheim for their Zone Theory book signing. Got in there last. Thanks guys :D
7/8
2015
I really love people who offend the shit out of others with their language. PC is a horrible way to self regulate. Please offend me. :D
7/7
2015
I am going to the DOUG BENSON show at Irvine Improv http://t.co/Yz3VHl65Xo
7/6
2015
Photo: @roxyrayexxx and I met the smallest man in the world today :3 you thinking what I’m thinking. http://t.co/gz5Ff4BhHn
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7/5
2015
Nothing says "I love you" like anal.
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Here's a playlist of the Presidential announcement videos I've edited. Just added @BobbyJindal's! 🇺🇸 More to come! http://t.co/mh5Jvt28xz
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6/28
2015
So now that gay marriage is legal, can employers still discriminate?? It seems like that should be changed too…Why not think about some things you've never done before and do them simply because you've never done them and for no other reason?
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Wow they legalized gay marriage AND banned the confederate flag to mask the TPP news. Congrats ‘merica.
6/26
2015
@AngelSoft - what a misguided attempt at targeting women shoppers. I’m sure @QuiltedNorthern respects fathers on #fathersday.
6/20
2015
#ErectileDysfunctionCarnival #EDC #EDCLV
6/19
2015
Mmmmm ever have dog meat? It tastes just like a dog smells… delicious!Life is difficult when you don’t comprehend what you are reading.
6/17
2015
#FriendsterLoL Apple isn’t on twitter. @Apple is an egg.. oops.I’m pretty sure @apple should swap the autocorrect of “butthole” to “buttonhole”. How many times has anyone typed “buttonhole” on purpose?Every time I show @KelseyObsession a kitty butthole, she looks! Cracks me up every time.
6/14
2015
Life Coach… Porn Coach? #porncoach
6/11
2015
@CheshireKitCat @KelseyObsession http://t.co/ILta7lwis6
6/6
2015
@iamrashidajones’ found her boyfriend’s porn stash and went on a crusade.Kaitlyn Kardashian isn’t normal. But you knew that already.@KelseyObsession @hotgirlswanted Every time I see male talent I think “that’s someone’s son or brother or future dad!” So sad…
6/3
2015
@tomleykis #CallMeKaitlynKardashian
6/1
2015
This is what happens when trying to be fisted by a chair! http://t.co/kisM9wOs7A
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5/29
2015
@KelseyObsession http://t.co/hS7BM2ogR7
5/27
2015
This is pathetic, Make this go viral https://t.co/UNK8mr2AaE
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5/26
2015
Mine soon… #iBoxNano http://t.co/yzCAut2XNx
5/21
2015
I buy porn, and I masturbate to it.
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™The world's first ecstasy shop opened today in Amsterdam: http://t.co/TnaXXXmuck http://t.co/wC0vBvqr3c
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™@Abella_Danger Here -> http://t.co/OuKAJlrhrOIf twitter shuts off the naked stuff, there is always… Ello… Badoom Tss. But seriously though, there is ello.
5/18
2015
ICYMI: #AventadorSV onboard Nürburgring lap in under 7 minutes > http://t.co/nCEDx3zAL1
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5/17
2015
@KelseyObsession http://t.co/VZRIDZnZjJ
5/16
2015
http://t.co/vxoID9ftJV
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5/14
2015
McDonalds would sell more burgers if they looked like the commercials and not like they've been stored in sweaty butt cheeks for 5 years.
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5/13
2015
@TerryMelonson farted behind the camera while we were filming @FartDomNet today
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5/12
2015
I just saw @peeweeherman in The Blues Brothers. I can’t wait to see his new movie. :D http://t.co/kVsAshn7k5I love smelling my hands after I bang @KelseyObsession’s stinky little poop hole. It keeps me hard.
5/11
2015
Get your "I Like My Girls #BBW) T-shirts. Get them quickly, LIMITED SUPPLY, they sell fast. http://t.co/xKSD9tyb6w http://t.co/IQHc9XJoMo
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5/10
2015
PEWP ON THE PENSIS
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5/9
2015
“Come for me Gmork! I am Atreyu!”
5/6
2015
May the 4th be with you. https://t.co/xBt8D7z3c4
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5/4
2015
The funniest and most influential sketch show of the 21st century: Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! is now on http://t.co/FEniwqTdkq
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™… hahaha like wtf?For the record, that Bruce Jenner shit is hella fuckin’ weird. Just sayin’…
5/3
2015
@KelseyObsession -> http://t.co/6sbjvKEtQK Which one are you?
5/2
2015
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5/1
2015
HAHAHA!!! #DungeonsAndDragons https://t.co/m2erkVjjTFIm celebrating today I'm getting a sex change for so many years I've been boning now it's time I get boned thank you Bruce Jenner 👍
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4/29
2015
👑 http://t.co/pycMu7vBXC
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4/28
2015
Fuk my ass http://t.co/HeIxS5QOZC
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Updated version of http://t.co/t0AG0MIKCZ is now live. Fully mobile optimized, responsive design for you phone and tablet users :)
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4/23
2015
Just rode from OC to the valley and back… Longest ride on the new bike and my groin is killing me. :P
4/22
2015
When @McDonaldsCorp tries to steal @ChompBrand's look. #whoworeitbest http://t.co/i5s16hyP6J
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4/21
2015
Jappy Four/Twenty #4/20 :)
4/20
2015
@DirtyLittleDiva The article is not good, but seeing your pic in the mailer was a hell of a surprise. I was like Nicole and Sprinkles?@DirtyLittleDiva OK so it was taken by this guy the article is talking about then? Yeah, if you or Zik took it it would be infringement.@DirtyLittleDiva It’s you and Sprinkles. I’m wondering who took the photo? Did Zik or someone else shoot this pic?Hey, @DirtyLittleDiva did you happen to see that infowars used a pic of you in their emailer today??
4/17
2015
@terrymelonson's new #motorcycle. 1 mile on the #odometer! https://t.co/n9V5TpwDpI
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4/15
2015
Gonna go look at sport bikes tomorrow…We need more than 1 vehicle. :)
4/14
2015
If porn had a basketball team it's name would be the Los Angeles Flakers.
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4/13
2015
#HappyTreeFriends
4/11
2015
time for #BattlefieldHardline PSN fLIckstahguys: (think of something cool to say something clever, dont fuck this up) me: (you can just fuck me if you want, just ask its no big deal)
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4/8
2015
How to Capture a Fish ^ http://t.co/mgJi9seLKt
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Former Managers Charge AHF With Kickbacks for HIV Referrals http://t.co/LlzaCf4q4I http://t.co/vPju3TxiNl
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Ready for @vividradiosxm @christycanyon11! #selfie #nobra #nipples #radio #interview #vivid #siriusxm https://t.co/KrtaunLens
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™@TerryMelonson @Theseattleflash @Elance I´m dissapointed also, oDesk was so cool before, now it has becom ¨run of the mill¨.
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™@Elance - Your odesk purchase is offline. http://t.co/VuhA40hyAPMy welcome from @elance’s odesk home page “Nothing to see here, folks. Due to technical difficulties we are unable to process your request.”The horrible job @elance is doing on odesk is very disappointing. I want my old odesk back! :(@Elance has made odesk into an unusable piece of garbage. Odesk should have BOUGHT @elance. Not vice versa. http://t.co/cda9njf1Y1
4/7
2015
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