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TerryMelonson.com™ @TerryMelonson Arizona/Orange County CA

Fetish Pr0nmaster. Fart Fantasy, Lesbian Ass Worship, Fart Dom, Kelsey Obsession and My Dirty Girls.

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For some reason @YO_RANDYJACKSON keeps calling me a dawg. @AmericanIdol #IdolLive #Idol http://t.co/h49Cmnvhah
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4/23
2014
Everyone's Tweeting Photos of Police Brutality Thanks to a Failed NYPD Hashtag | VICE http://t.co/2yken2CYgO via @VICE
Retweeted by TerryMelonson.com™My next movie is going to be called “The Straight Masculine Cuckold”.
4/22
2014
Just posted a photo http://t.co/zR7AwZY7Tv
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4/21
2014
No shit, I've ate like 80 of those Reese's Eggs today. #DIABEETUS
Retweeted by TerryMelonson.com™I look at the clock and it’s fucking 4:22!!!http://t.co/ieH4UnBUk7 … what the fuck?http://t.co/F0mq3HL4em
4/20
2014
THIS IS THE LAST CHANCE! This is the final day lets see how far we can take it in these last few hours!!! GO GO GO! http://t.co/e2veneKXHo
Retweeted by TerryMelonson.com™AHF: Remove Weinstein! http://t.co/U74VaHU2fg via @Change
4/19
2014
@Cheyenne_Jewel Cop tries to shoot pit, shoots himself instead. http://t.co/sVrHmpCR64
4/18
2014
QuickBooks for Mac is absolute garbage.A worthy petition: http://t.co/ulOLxPdDhS #removeWeinstein @apacsocial @cuttingedgetest @WoodhullSFA @SWOPusa
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4/17
2014
@KelseyObsession & @BigBootyFoxxx enjoying my #peen. ;) http://t.co/VO9z3e3SU1
4/16
2014
@ImmortalTech the police’s slogan shouldn’t be “to protect and serve” instead “never there when you need us, always there when you don’t.”
4/15
2014
#AmericanSpring This needs to be seen. http://t.co/0HkmSmvQAA
4/14
2014
Jesus Jerks Off Too! #XXXChurchJesus Loves Porn! #XXXChurch
4/11
2014
HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂 http://t.co/asGU9fwEVt
Retweeted by TerryMelonson.com™Had a dream last night that I found a Bugatti. It was of concern to me the insurance cost of this new found item.TerryMelonson wants to hang w/ you #hangwith http://t.co/lK5A4Np9iETerryMelonson wants to hang w/ you #hangwith http://t.co/hfmN3xs9UoHang with me live with Hang w/ app #hangwith http://t.co/HraUHbN1PB
4/10
2014
If you are a member of http://t.co/TyLbxvQV09 you’ll get @KelseyObsession SnapChat free. We just posted it to the members area.
4/7
2014
Blunts and Spliffs are nasty. gtfo with that tobacco filler. cheap skates.You’re not my dad, you’re my Dub Step Dad!
4/6
2014
Is LA Kiss the only football team in LA? I think that’s funny that Gene Simmons owns LA football.
4/5
2014
AVN - Attorney: AB 1576 Does NOT Ban HIV+ Performers From Porn: http://t.co/CpBFzr9gDA
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4/3
2014
Celebrate #AssWednesday with my new #review of @terrymelonson's "#Lesbian Ass Worship 10" http://t.co/HTalVHg8FK @LesAssWorship
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3/30
2014
Oh my goodness #twins http://t.co/MCwT3q2le3
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3/23
2014
Dangus tonight. http://t.co/epnAlYRoXi
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3/20
2014
#MIXEDWRESTLING #sexfight @kelseyobsession & @terrymelonson in Couple fucks on the mats - 1080 http://t.co/O8xrndWhJy via @clips4sale
Retweeted by TerryMelonson.com™@DrDew is advocating suicide now? What will he hawk next?
3/18
2014
6 yrs ago today @TerryMelonson & I first had sex, though unsuccessfully bc I made him wear a condom & he hates them. haha
Retweeted by TerryMelonson.com™I don’t know how good of an idea kickstarted is. I have been ripped off from backing a project and I know others who have too.OMG I didn’t feel that #earthquake but my twitter timeline did.@Cheyenne_Jewel They say life is like a toilet paper roll. Long at the beginning, then it all just zips away all quick at the end.Well it looks like #wholefoods is cheaper for my almond butter than Amazon. Hmm.. Thought whole foods was 5x more than anywhere else?@KelseyObsession has no wikipedia page. She’s unfamous.
3/17
2014
Real Fact 843: Apples are NOT used to make "Snapple Apple" http://t.co/GQK5vLpNdn @Snapple: Real Fact 842 Vanilla is used to make chocolate
Retweeted by TerryMelonson.com™I’m watching some #xboxone being played and I’m glad I got my #PS4 ;)Dear whomever is following me: If you are a porn girl, DO NOT change your name to your normal persona and keep your old followers. Cheaters!Shhh… the porn girls are sleeping.
3/16
2014
Pi Day Friday.
3/14
2014
I don’t think I’ve seen anything as retarded as #banbossy before. Congrats ‘merica!
3/11
2014
Photo: Happy #MasturbationMonday! @BigBootyFoxxx @VeronicaSnow1 http://t.co/nM28j2nDbG
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3/10
2014
#timechange #sunchat #DaylightSavings #SpringForward
3/9
2014
@KelseyObsession -> http://t.co/kINQUOCVjH“@SheenaRyder1: Hey you guys... (in voice of Goonies monster) lol” That monster’s name is Sloth, and Sloth love Chunk. ;)
3/8
2014
"Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune." -- Jim Rohn
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3/7
2014
#TriggerWarning http://t.co/WkYxI7OtU1
3/6
2014
Here's the plug in my ass in case anyone didn't see it http://t.co/wWBwWbyCLi
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3/3
2014
Brad Pitt is prepping to star in MACKLEMORE: THE MOVIE. #Oscars2014
Retweeted by TerryMelonson.com™“@OdetteDelacroix: Adult modeling is 70% holding farts in.” LoL, for us it’s 70% letting them out! ;) @iLoveGirlFartsChris Brown is Americas Sweetheart.
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3/2
2014
Day 4 of #AEVC2014 will have @TashaReign @KelseyObsession @XNicoleAnistonX and @stoya Entry to the 3D world is FREE http://t.co/MJI2TwM5eg
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3/1
2014
@Lola_Foxx see @KelseyObsession’s anal guide online. It’s free. ;) http://t.co/blO5lvceIeMy first day of anal training! http://t.co/vGAzeivC9c
Retweeted by TerryMelonson.com™My favorite pose. http://t.co/rELQoYUNjy
Retweeted by TerryMelonson.com™@ericwareheim thanks, just got that season on iTunes. ;)Yes. This was funny: my kids hand was covered in shit. Turns out your TP is defective. @QuiltedNorthern: Have a funny story about your kids?
Retweeted by TerryMelonson.com™Next year girl’s porn careers are going to be 3 weeks. ;)#FoodGhostPorn
2/28
2014
Video: Check out @TerryMelonson talking about @FartFantasyNet & @FartDomNet at 2:12! http://t.co/uk5f2Um7la
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2/27
2014
here's a deleted scene from tomorrow's ep. http://t.co/GQlzYMkJK5 #bruleS3
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2/26
2014
@MtGox “Oops” Might want to keep your bit coins offline.
2/25
2014
bitches - chris brown & tyga #np
Retweeted by TerryMelonson.com™"I never get booked" maybe because you're always partying, showing up late and not calling or canceling for no reason.. Ya. That's why..
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2/24
2014
I'm The Duke University Freshman Porn Star And For… http://t.co/lFgS9396qU via @xoJanedotcomWill the poops I took after eating McDonald’s food live forever like their burgers do?If bacteria doesn't eat it, why should you? http://t.co/cigbF0jIjB
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2/23
2014
If only this was a real place... http://t.co/HPxWZ3V1et
Retweeted by TerryMelonson.com™Have a safe weekend: http://t.co/7MOC64sryF #bruleS3
Retweeted by TerryMelonson.com™THIS JUST IN! Porn Star Finds Jesus. -> “@KimmyOlsenXXX: I just saw Jesus walking in Hollywood”
2/22
2014
PREPARE YOURSELF! http://t.co/hCkJBmhIp1 RT Chips! http://t.co/I2zizXCnxn
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2/21
2014
It’s that magical time of the day when all the porn girls are still asleep. Shhhh… don’t disturb the sleeping timeline ;p
2/19
2014
@AstroknightADT @TerryMelonson and now I know there's a fart porn genre...
Retweeted by TerryMelonson.com™New #review of "#Fart Fantasy: Girl-Girl Fart Lickers 3" from @TerryMelonson: http://t.co/uDO8ZNI2Wn
Retweeted by TerryMelonson.com™Seek to be worth knowing rather than be well known. #LifeMakeover http://t.co/X6YZcnDX5C
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2/15
2014
“Life is 10 percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.” ― Lou Holtz
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2/12
2014
#Bronies
2/10
2014
It is RIDICULOUS that you still need windows for some applications. It’s 2014 people.Agreed! - http://t.co/ipdkSQf5M4 http://t.co/W3j4FIBLH0
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2/8
2014
The temptation to quit will be the greatest just before you are about to succeed. #MorningMotivation #DoNotQuit #DreamBig
Retweeted by TerryMelonson.com™The latest Ke$ha song is a real boxer-dropper.
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2/7
2014
gonna go ahead and leave this here http://t.co/XTj6rqus5L
Retweeted by TerryMelonson.com™I am Obessed with Kelsey Obession.@IloveLiliCherry you better remove that amazon gift card pic, someone will use it if you haven’t!
2/5
2014
Who votes that I change my avatar to a pic of my dick? RT for NO and favorite for YES ;)ha! Thx for sending the link! @TerryMelonson @MelonsonAdult @FartFantasyNet RT @a132431 Terry was on KassemG! 2:10 http://t.co/qXMGIbAPrh
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2/4
2014
How you feel after eating McDonalds http://t.co/jyBsckpo7M
Retweeted by TerryMelonson.com™I just uploaded "JRE #448 - Tom Segura" to Vimeo: http://t.co/4Djz54AjKS
Retweeted by TerryMelonson.com™Ball-BraI don’t see those “hey check out this pic of you on Facebook” spam DMs anymore. People must have finally caught on.Singing along to the only @carlyraejepsen song anyone knows; wondering if she would let me eat her ass with my gold grill in.
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2/3
2014
#NeverForget http://t.co/7isha2NF58
Retweeted by TerryMelonson.com™Merry #SuperBowl. I hope superman filled your stockings with lots of beer and dip-able chips.😂😂😂 RT @KeiranLee Here let me explain something for Super Bowl fans http://t.co/53kOhyx83B
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2/2
2014
@NeilHamburger BEING INCAPABLE OF PARTYING COUNTS AS PARTYING, NEIL!
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2/1
2014
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