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Terry Melonson™ @TerryMelonson Arizona/Orange County CA

Fetish Pr0nmaster. Fart Fantasy, Lesbian Ass Worship, Fart Dom, Kelsey Obsession and My Dirty Girls.

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#Toosoon ? http://t.co/xLuxTY0wbo
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11/25
2014
#NeverDryJoin me in writing your members of Congress to oppose Internet sales tax legislation in the lame duck http://t.co/76QZB0C7OB #NoNetTaxIf I join the fuzz does that mean I dodge the draft? #Dragnet1969
11/12
2014
@KelseyObsession - “Got an anaconda around my neck, girl I’m dabbin’ out”
11/11
2014
I just backed iBox Nano - Worlds Smallest, Least Expensive 3D Printer on @Kickstarter http://t.co/rutsX2b0Ot
11/10
2014
Netflix ... Where you spend more time choosing what to watch, than you do watching it.
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™@DougBenson how about getting a nug-cam so we can see what you are smoking before you smoke it? ;)
11/5
2014
I am at the tippy top of the 18-34 demographic. I guess next year things are about to change…?
11/4
2014
@adultswim when are you going to offer direct to customer subscriptions online like HBO is about to do? #ImIn
11/3
2014
I pity the foo! Sucka!#MrTThe A Team, where millions of rounds are fired and not a single person wounded. :)
11/2
2014
Umm… watchin’ “Hey Dude”…
10/29
2014
"@HorrorCon2013: Oh, the horror! http://t.co/kWz36II6fi"
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10/15
2014
If i was a rapper, I’d go by MC Donalds. #swag
10/13
2014
RETWEET to be entered to win a FREE #DabberBox from @Hi_Vape and me! Must follow both of us!! http://t.co/EWtXSFlo27
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Playing #Battlefield 4, if anyone else is on #PS4 - my name is fLIckstah.
10/9
2014
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10/7
2014
“@EmrgencyKittens: The most delicious burger ever! http://t.co/Ej2FkcVQbD” This kitty CAN has cheezburger!
10/6
2014
A dump in a urinal is pretty funny. #gross.
10/2
2014
Baby taken from parents because they admitted smoking #pot gets murdered by foster mother—http://t.co/DTIybdQQtT http://t.co/5f7JLMlbig
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10/1
2014
MONDAY!! http://t.co/EAA3XlpMY0
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9/29
2014
@madwhitehatter A few minor hiccups, but I’m new to linux and I did it. Follow this guide: https://t.co/lWpQBfpcMK
9/28
2014
Simple, beautiful & ad-free. Read the manifesto: http://t.co/ObBkaIJwB1
9/26
2014
#Porkypines
9/24
2014
RT if u ever ripped a gurl's t-pon outta her coochie w/ ur teef / Fav if u'd like to ;)
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Just turned a C720 Chromebook into a Bodhi Linux machine. Huge improvement. :)Students/teachers, protest the removal of all mentions of civil disobedience from texts/classrooms for AP US history. http://t.co/sj6DQazxwy
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9/23
2014
Damn! @LesAssWorship @TerryMelonson this Savanna Ginger chick can lick some ASS! Love that big tongue! #asslicking http://t.co/riCOD6rqwh
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9/21
2014
@pornlaw is that bottle at walmart? They got tons of shit like that there.Everything in Jamaica is #NoProblem! Which is a little unnerving when climbing a waterfall or an ocean kaiak or paddle board. Just sayin’ ;)@KelseyObsession http://t.co/B6QmxHmvSR
9/18
2014
back form jamaica and man are my arms peeling, @KelseyObsession is having fun. #gross#RT Leo's !! http://t.co/I3p7sFF8i6
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9/16
2014
Almost done with Jamaica. Sitting waiting for flight to Orlando. Best vacation ever :D
9/15
2014
CONTEST TIME! RT this photo for your chance to win a CloudV bundle including the worlds first FULLY Ceramic Atomizer! http://t.co/0KyrydsujS
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9/3
2014
My 2014-2015 NFL FOOTBALL PREVIEW! http://t.co/uzY6GlahAF
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9/1
2014
Holy shit!!! date rape nail polish wtf 😂 http://t.co/cGaMAKnrEX
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8/31
2014
About to go on @KinkLive come have fun with #datass http://t.co/ecNU1qfavy
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™No one can beat me at #OuijaBoard. #Champion.“When you want to arrive at your goal more than you want to be doing what you're doing, you become stressed.” ― Eckhart Tolle
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™The fart fetish is so diverse. We get requests for louder, softer, airier, bassier, ass spreading & no ass spreading, clothed & naked farts.
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8/21
2014
man…Had a lego catastrophe. New glass case broke, top level shattered, everything cascaded down. Full of completed sets. :\i don't care what your news outlets tell you. our people in ferguson are peaceful, articulate, righteously angry and justified.
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8/20
2014
I love this shit. https://t.co/tzMqyKJz9yTitty tues http://t.co/56A1fLggpD
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8/19
2014
Protesters outside of CNN’s headquarters upset a/b the smearing of Mike Brown. #Ferguson http://t.co/ezP5MkmI99http://t.co/nxzBDCjlGe
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™90 year-old Holocaust survivor Hedy Epstein was arrested in #Ferguson for speaking out against police brutality. http://t.co/hkhjRwvOPV
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Posted by @LelandBChapman #sotrue #cmtdogandbeth http://t.co/JEEPUodyVY
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8/18
2014
When BUB sniffed Grumpy. #thosewerethedays #goodjobbub #goodjobgrumpy #lilbub #grumpycat http://t.co/Rqg1lgd9SN
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8/17
2014
Thank you War Machine for keeping your cell phone around and thank you NSA technology for spying on him and catching him. Good job :\Well good thing War Machine is caught but too bad @DogBountyHunter didn’t get him. :(
8/15
2014
Just got my first $1 #bitcoin signup. Haven’t advertised it yet, just made it active. #dopeIt’s about that recycler #rig. ;)For lovers of the smell of gas: I talk to @KelseyObsession about fart fetishes + other stinky sex acts. @gasmorg http://t.co/tmcYlWRIEH
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Just had the first #buttsex of the day for @TerryMelonson. Several more times to come. I was promised a sore butthole for his bday.
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8/14
2014
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @TerryMelonson <3 <3 <3
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™The gov’t is so useless that Dog the Bounty Hunter has to do their jobs.@DogBountyHunter … hehehe *eats popcorn*If you haven’t seen my clip store yet, go check it out: http://t.co/ULIcXQpvKd
8/13
2014
Hey, guys! Please check out my new video about Guy Fieri impostors. Enjoy! http://t.co/7ghQCbu9DK
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Corey Harrison of Pawn Stars Adds $10,000 to the Bounty on War Machine http://t.co/fNEdu3hbZr via @trpwl
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™“@TMZ: War Machine -- Dog The Bounty Hunter's on the case... & the clock's ticking http://t.co/Oclx2dxl0j http://t.co/x9BBMa4uRO” Love it!Mega #bbw shoot!!! #ssbbw @BBW_Delicious @OdetteDelacroix @ValleryVixen @diorlove69 @AlexxxisAllure @phoenixxx_bbw http://t.co/sn7LSNBad4
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™@Lola_Foxx @DogBountyHunter Beth’s been tweeting about his friends already calling them with tips. He’s done.War Machine’s brother is an Alpha Incel. Look up that incel term, you’ll laugh.BAHA some friends u got @WarMachine170 my phones R ringing off the hook w/ leads this is gonna B fun love catching beaters #CMTDogAndBeth
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Thank you @KendallKarsonXo for your help and starting a fundraiser for my recovery, I know this is close to home. https://t.co/YQDufEL43Y
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™#CMTDogAndBeth War Machine YOU HAVE 6 HOURS LEFT !!SEE YOU SOON !!
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™@Cheyenne_Jewel @AlphaMaleSeeJay @WarMachine170 their dad must have been a real jewel if he was around.[x]Run from your problems [x]Beat Women [x]Can’t get it up for rape = http://t.co/V5u9dQoqCh @WarMachine170I’m gonna get such a good chuckle when 70 yo @DogBountyHunter talks down and brings in Gay Boy by talking to him. Or mace/taze… who cares?@WarMachine170 and @AlphaMaleSeeJay <- hoes.@JahMMARastafari The misconception that having jerked off will cause you to last longer. Like a new date or something.
8/12
2014
Dick slaps are solid complimentary entertainment.
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™@TerryMelonson @DogBountyHunter dog vs war machine who wins...
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™hahaha, OMG @DogBountyHunter is gonna get War Machine. Get him, Dog!“@KelseyObsession: Orgies are not too much fun if no one wants to do it with you #DrSteveBruhl #TimAndEric” #ForYourWine…..Over 100 sites in seconds!
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™“@KelseyObsession: #TheInnernette !!!” Thanks to the innernette I can tweet!This is prob the funniest thing I've seen all day! thank you @marlomarquie I needed a good laugh http://t.co/KGBrLfYDz9
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™#RobinWilliams and #ChristyMack. DAMN YOU SOOPER MOON!!!I really hope Robin Williams wasn’t an SSRI Anti-depressant suicide. That would be extra unfortunate and disappointing.@KendallKarsonXo tweet @joerogan he’s in the MMA scene, he’s got lots of listeners. ;)The Truth is like a lion, you don't have to defend it, let it lose and it will defend itself. Happy Birthday to the podfather @joerogan !!
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™#RIP Robin Williams. :(Please join me in raising funds for @ChristyMack medical expenses https://t.co/N0WH3kFNBy
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Alpha males do not beat women. That’s Alpha Beta shit.Hmm… after seeing/hearing the story from @ChristyMack I doubt war machine will be found alive. His bloody body may be reported as found.
8/11
2014
This needs to happen everywhere. Transparency can only help if we want true justice. #MikeBrown #Ferguson http://t.co/uB8Lt3r2Ie
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™I have used this with 100% success my whole life. Research has proven me correct. ;) Knowing your body is top priority.unless you pee a lot to clear your urethra. Edge and only pre and you are safe. Pre is clear not white. Pull out a couple pumps early ;)My thoughts and a lesson on the “Pull Out” method of birth control: No sperm cells in pre-cum. Do not jerk off right before before sex …#HANDJOBS #clips4sale @NikkiFordXXX pt 05 Hand Job http://t.co/OCnksJriE9 via @clips4sale http://t.co/K3rQO2wbntGonna be building this with @KelseyObsession :D http://t.co/uoq2A7XG3t
8/10
2014
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