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Eva C Scanlan @ThatEvaOne NYC via Ireland.

Dubliner in New York. Theatre & Events Producer: @terranovaNYC, Darling & Company, #24HrDub @abbeytheatre. All controversial/hilarious views my own.

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I wrote two things about Bill Cosby this week: on his alleged victims (http://t.co/xaGUYdOHtK) and on his future (http://t.co/9khuA648BG).
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@MrShaneDelaney @AODhubhshlaine If I remember I was the 4th most important person there. ;) Do you have a recipe for the butternut squash? X@AODhubhshlaine @MrShaneDelaney I may have asked y'all this before - what soup did you serve at your wedding? I remember it being dulush.@VCurrentAffairs Had the same problem. >10% loss every 10 minutes! Switched to an LG G3 two weeks ago = bliss. Ending my day w/ 80-ish%.
11/20
2014
On the news right now, a report on a special unit dedicated to combing trash for 'clues' against terrorism and ebola. #FearAnd just like that the power came back on! It's a life-support miracle! This is how Steel Magnolias SHOULD have ended.Power has gone in my building. Using the last of my dying laptop battery to charge my iPad and phone. It's like electronic organ donation.@MeganKosmoski @Totallyberserk Molly Ringwaldian fierceness!Words of wisdom, courtesy of @stephenfry #quotes http://t.co/ZdiBQ2Qitu
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanA small NYC joy. Sharing an eyeroll with a lady sitting opposite when guy-who-sits-too-close-while-airing-his-dick-out gets off the subway.@Fishamble Cosy!@Fishamble @LimeTreeTheatre Would you look at the bould head on him! Love to Kina from me & all at @terranovanyc! xHowling at that last RT from @colmoregan @irishmammies. Glad I got the Big Coat out today. It won't be long til the Christmas.One from the nearly archives (didn't get into @irishmammies Book 2 due to space constraints) #GameOfThrones http://t.co/5LKtaZjeF3
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11/19
2014
BAD GUY: Text "u" instead of "you" or I'll set fire to this kitten orphanage! ME [dead eyes]: Burn it down
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanThat last RT'd tweet by @NicestHippo still has me laughing. *glares*CAVEMAN: I have invented the wheel! HIS WIFE: Oh that's great. Kids, come down for dinner, your father brought home some circles *glares*
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanJoin #Sunnyside small businesses like That's Incredible to celebrate Small Business Saturday on Nov 29! #ShopSmall http://t.co/tUC68L4sZc
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanTime to go through my winter case and bring out the big guns*. *Leg warmers, wooly jumpers, hiking socks, gloves AND mittens.’Do you, Afton Burton, take Charles Manson - I repeat, CHARLES FUCKING MANSON - to be your lawfully wedded husband?’
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanDrafting #24HrDub emails on the bus = going way past my stop. Exciting stuff brewing!The cold snap today is taking my breath away. Wait, not so much 'taking my breath away' as 'freezing it in my lungs'. Lads, tis bitther!@TophHooperton #NotAllCultLeaders
11/18
2014
Did not have a great ceramics class tonight. Sulking now, as I am wont to do when four pots collapse.Charles Manson is marrying a woman 54 years younger. It's a total "May Dismember romance"
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11/17
2014
Dude full-on snoring at the library. Security just asked him to wake-up. What this place needs is a giant gong.[This week on Pawn Cat] Guest: *setting down vase* I have a 15th century Ming vase sculpted by— Cat: *just pushes vase off the table*
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanI wonder if there were any/many #PeakyBlinders costumes this Halloween? Seems a pretty easy look to achieve. @AODhubhshlaine next year?Slept in long enough to just catch the last 10 mins of #IRLvGEO, and still get to listen to the tries pour in on @RTERadio1. Make it 56!
11/16
2014
@AODhubhshlaine Helen McCrory is phenomenal. 2 eps in. I dig it so far.@TophHooperton Thank you for pointing this out to me. #TS90 to the max.I guess they're right... Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose! Don't you go dyin' on me!'Question... the 'get out of jail free card' - is that based on something that exists, or...?'Bowties are cool.@AODhubhshlaine Ah shite. I will. I'll send my critique in tweet-form, as is the custom.#PeakyBlinders S2 is on @netflix. I know exactly how I'll be spending the next 6 hours.Reasons to move back to Europe #349: not having to follow the rugby on Twitter.Rooting for @Scotlandteam even though come the #6Nations I'll wish they weren't in such good form. #SCOvNZI'm reminded of that line from Alone It Stands: "Ah now we're only after making them angry" #interception #SCOvNZL
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanHas it really only been 8 days since I saw #TooManyCooks? Lifetimes have gone by, and in each, I'm singing that tune.@roemcdermott They had me at 'bear pit'.
11/15
2014
@TophHooperton Giddy up.@TophHooperton Got that!@TophHooperton Is 'legal' a relative term...? Probably bad mojo, whatever you're up to.
11/14
2014
@AODhubhshlaine @MrShaneDelaney I use it regularly & think of you. 'Sir' if I'm being polite. 'Guy' if the tone requires a little snark.@AODhubhshlaine Sir?!RTÉ Two 20:00 Deputies: "Could I BE any more complicit in the cover up of abuse cases?" says Gerry Adams played by Matthew Perry
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanYou guys! 'Dickpics' just autocorrected to 'duckpins'. WTF is a duckpin? #duckpin
11/13
2014
I introduced @terranovanyc to the sugary delights of #jellybabies and #jellytots and now I'm in a sugary-coma. Nap time.@AODhubhshlaine @OhThatRMurphy So many? Like four? :) Your disappointment has lasted over a decade. Since you shush-shush-shussshhhhed us.@OhThatRMurphy @AODhubhshlaine I just did a gigantic splutter laugh. I had forgotten that bit. DICKS! But hilarious dicks, so it's ok.EVERY time I see an ad for Ghosts by Henrick Ibsen, I think of @OhThatRMurphy. We were such dicks. Sorry @AODhubhshlaine! #Goats@Roisin_Sullivan Hi! Looking forward to working with you on #24HrDub this year! :)
11/12
2014
@BeccaTheSM It brought me back to our HibernoEnglish lessons at IRT. Good times.@BeccaTheSM Yep. I'm there all the time so they're used to me. Nice guys. But I felt their judgement. There was no hiding it. :)@BeccaTheSM 'Do you sell kitchen roll, I mean kitchen paper, wait. Paper roll? TISSUES!' Oh man. And there was a queue.[FB chat] Moses: Let my ppl go? Pharaoh: [✓ seen at 4:12 pm]
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@BeccaTheSM Well I was imagining this exact convo and laughing while he was looking at me like a crazy person. *Wiping counter action.*Hey @BeccaTheSM, at the deli today I had to MIME kitchen roll because I forgot 'paper towels'. Dude: Kleenex? Me: Yes! Big kitchen Kleenex!The music played at your funeral should be what you heard most in life so for mine I'm requesting some shit R&B coming from a nearby Subaru.
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@StefPreissner Mechanical pencil, or hot water bottle? Each equally useful.@OwensDamien Or a fancy prostitute.@ProResting Yikes. Who needs a therapist? Just air your grievances / misogyny / mother-issues with the world through a casting call.@AliceMurphy95 I never heard this story! (And email me - we'll squeeze you in somehow.)Things I like about #HibernoEnglish: that 'go on' means 'wrap it up'.
11/11
2014
@josefoshea I weep for the future. If it ain't broke... @daraobriain had it right all along. https://t.co/ON8KI7Oes9@UnaMullally Gaaame of ThroooooooNNNNEEESSSSSSah.Just used the phrase 'too many cooks' in conversation. Here we go. #TooManyCooksIt's BACK! #24HrDub in aid of @DubYouthTheatre is returning to @AbbeyTheatre on Feb 1st. Tickets are ON SALE NOW! http://t.co/ZteIl6Rb5w
11/10
2014
Going to bed with the heaviest heart and praying, for the first time in a long time, for a friend. Be kind, people. Life is short.Clippye the Awkwardlye Erudite Paperclippe: 'Yt doth seeme that thou art writinge a lettir. Press 'c' to compose yn cuneiform.'
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanSpotify is a very sneaky hoor... if you mute or turn down the volume on ads, it pauses the ad until you turn it up. Well played.My nieces Amelia & Lorelai are future engineers & astronauts. I love that @goldieblox exists! Excellent Christmas present choices await!Is it ill-advised to plan my medium- to long-term future based on weather and/or rugby?
11/9
2014
"@Glinner: This is mindblowing. http://t.co/TeBbknmR1l (via @stevesilberman )" Christ. THIS is why I'll never be pregnant in this country.@MeganKosmoski It was a very informed, deliberate decision. Je ne regrette rien! Also, didn't photograph too well, otherwise you would've!I fell off the veggie wagon in style tonight. Duck, chicken, and lamb. Sorry bout it @MeganKosmoski! Totally worth it. #68DaysIt's been 48 hours and I'm still singing #TooManyCooks. Someone help me.
11/8
2014
Ta tuirseach an domhain orm. Wah.@TophHooperton You like the TV, right? Have a gander at #TooManyCooks by @adultswim if you haven't already seen it. Lean into it.Give yourself a wee break and watch this to the end. 11.24 ass-tripping minutes. http://t.co/QWFbZfNTf8 #TooManyCooksWaiting for an AirBnB-er to show up at 1.20am is ZERO CRAIC.
11/7
2014
House-sitting and I can't figure out the TV so I guess I'll just HAVE to watch an entire season of Californication. #procrastination@TheSarahBiz And I'm predicting lots of Meryl-fierceness next Hallowe'en too!
11/6
2014
@AODhubhshlaine Who is Lisa Maher, and why are you outing her as a divorceeee? Would you not let the poor cratur get on with her life!Good man, @MurphyEoghan. A change is gonna come. http://t.co/lyO3IztaN6
11/5
2014
Has @RonanFarrow's white t-shirt gotten its own Twitter acc or late-night NBC talk-show yet?@TophHooperton When they start spelling out 'Hoops Must Die', THEN you should get worried.@lostplum Yes. I feel like I'm constantly eye-rolling (I am) & my own country is no great shakes, but... come ON. America is eating itself.According to @CNN 44% electorate happy with federal handling of Ebola, = ~56% unhappy. ONE PERSON has died here. ONE. 1. UNO. CEANN AMHAIN.@MeganKosmoski Unlike. Y'ok?
11/4
2014
I've never had such trouble giving someone money to buy something. Need US gov issued ID to buy a phone? Fingerprint/blood sample too?It would be weird to take a photo of a baby in a bus, yes? You'll have to trust me. This 3-month-old is werqing the hell out of a flat-cap.I heartily approve of the baby on the bus who is wearing a flat-cap. You do you, baby fashionista.This is #Africa. And yes there is #Ebola in some of Africa. http://t.co/tEaa3sx1au http://t.co/N6ZgxugZqm h/t @dabeard
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlanhttp://t.co/3ty5kn1Goj: arguably the WORST idea ever unless social pap-smears become a thing. Connect with strangers at your gyno! @WakieAppYou can't be serious http://t.co/zNTsyIG3nz
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanWhy call it a belly button. It doesn't DO anything when you press it. *click click click* See? *neighbor's garage door slamming up and down*
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@mumstrokesactor @AODhubhshlaine Anto, bish, you know that's MY joke.@DarrenMcMahon54 ACTUAL laugh-out-loud for that one. Nicely done!
11/3
2014
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