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Sean Cook @theSeanCook San Francisco

Featuring tweets with a slight southern twang. @fabric Product Manager @twitter. Lover of all things mobile. And golden retrievers. #WDE

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BREAKING: Puppy Bowl XI tainted by its own #deflategate http://t.co/6l2IJbVupk
1/27
2015
Eat, drink, and be merry because tomorrow we die.This bottle of Steven's awakens ancient feelings Like father, stepfather, the son is drowning in the floodKing Ralph 2: Saudi Arabia
1/24
2015
Should someone rotate Boehner?MORE PEOPLE GRADUATING FROM COLLEGE IN EVERYTHING BUT ENGINEERING AND COMPUTER SCIENCE
Retweeted by Sean CookIs any one else really worried about Ben? Where is he?@JimLittlefield oh it's coming. iWatch Plus 1099@Javi USA USA USA (made in China) USA!...AND THIS YEAR, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE GET THE iWATCH!911. Drink.Q: Do you know the Pantone color for John Boehner's skin color? A: #g00feeShoutout to all the people turning into Fox News tonight in anticipation of the State of the Confederacy.@mccv i can still remember "that guy" from 2011 when we all started wondering why they existBetter to remain silent and be thought a fool than to send an email to a company-wide distribution list and remove all doubt.
1/20
2015
@origiful I'm convinced I'll say the same about SF one day
1/17
2015
@episod the Samsung to my Apple@episod Milli Vannili if Milli was Vanilli@episod tweetin' blanks@episod what can i say, i'm all tweeted out@episod see also: https://t.co/PHPFZFmvLR and https://t.co/sJNUsFwQVzSidewalks and street corners apparently celebrate Christmas three weeks after the rest of us.
1/15
2015
Reminiscing on life and 12 years of combined Twitter experience. Always excellent #seanversation with my man @Sean. http://t.co/ALUNuyePV1@dinhvh i absolutely agree.
1/13
2015
@SirStarry good game
1/1
2014
Only 365 more shopping days until Christmas.
12/25
2014
For fun tonight I parked my rental car in a neighbor's driveway with a big red bow on top.
12/24
2014
Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy
12/15
2014
Shake 'n bake.
12/13
2014
BOOM! Welcome back @CoachWMuschamp to the Auburn Family! #WarEagle
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12/12
2014
There's a science to walking through windows.Newton: "Im looking at this truck like, someone has to be dead....Someone must have me in his fantasy league"
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12/11
2014
Cam Newton placed on a stretcher. Hope he and everyone involved is doing ok http://t.co/yT20LAqGp0
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12/9
2014
A radio scan from December 8th, 1980. http://t.co/p6t5R8e1ra
12/8
2014
@omid I will sacrifice a plate of bacon in your honor, sir. Best of luck out there.
12/3
2014
@sippey @bhaggs @sandofsky visit Baltimore first, or you'll never go. Like Louisiana and True Detective or San Francisco and Mrs Doubtfire@WarBlogle "...one of their most Georgia performances ever." I like to think of them as classic Richtian performances.
11/14
2014
Mitch McConnell #RejectedMuppets @midnight
11/11
2014
Alabama Boosters Under Fire After Paying For Nick Saban’s Sex Change http://t.co/j65kJEbvuv http://t.co/P3VIgQozbo
Retweeted by Sean Cook@tolar not yet :/
11/7
2014
Your org structure is reflected in the systems you develop. Inefficiencies in the former are realized in the latter. http://t.co/XRpDq6Gb4f
11/6
2014
@rallat well, paying tons of taxes and not having a say is one of the most american thing you can do@rallat convicted felon?
11/4
2014
BEAM-A-ZING. Not sure what it means but it feels important. http://t.co/HuOLcQs7bX@AymanFMustafa thank you@keltonlynn @kevinthau @jjlauer @KristinK @miradu @mrcs @Casedavis START 40404@deefer @ducker …and run out of some family establishments@auroberjo thanks, bud!Fact: @ducker sat next to me in a meeting once. I put it on my resume. #twitterflightMe and @jstpierre's promo video is out for our new R&B group, "P.M. Dawn" http://t.co/QpTQEqVXms@kdwalker I ghost write for timbalandJust composed a poem! #cannonballapp #adventure http://t.co/x3qMNPZXqM.@dickc really went all out for my birthday today. http://t.co/ex3NK7EWMP@keltonlynn yup. Glad to have you up along the ride.@episod :) I added an oauth joke just for you@episod so glad you're here
10/22
2014
I packed my bags tonight, pre-@Flight. Zero hour, nine a.m. And I'm gonna be rehearsed As a pro by then.
10/21
2014
Hearing The City erupt with cheers never gets old.
10/16
2014
When life gets too overwhelming, I stop, take a deep breath, and remind myself that we're finally getting a proper Dumb and Dumber sequel."storyboards are incompatible with truth and beauty." :) https://t.co/fDRSSZnfMc
10/15
2014
@WarBlogle we've done it before, we'll do it again
10/11
2014
The Todd Gurley Snitch Was A Spiteful Memorabilia Dealer http://t.co/93pT9hdUmN
10/10
2014
@mccv @isaach @truebe show's hose is Michael Landon, former commercial investor, now angel@mccv @isaach @truebe "…every 10 miles hiked, we offer you a small taste of water with the promise of more later. we call them RSUs"@isaach @truebe startup idea: Hacker Halfway House, a place to acclimate to being on the outside. Cheap food, slow internet, positive energy@mccv agreed@kevinthau thanks, KT!@mnengle thanks michael!@pallenau thanks, patrick!
10/7
2014
Five years @Twitter complete. Thanks to @kevinthau, @ev, @biz, @gregpass, @dougw, @oliryan, @thuske, @joem, and @leland for believing in me.
10/6
2014
.@cjuzomah81 with the Lutzie on the TD might be my new favorite thing
10/4
2014
@harmophone it's a weird price. i pushed to make it $142.19, but they wanted to round down for taxes
10/3
2014
@mdb @adamvduke @SirStarry yeah, back in 09 they put a guy without high blood pressure and gray hair on my Twitter ID
10/2
2014
Michael Phelps' BAC of 0.16 just barely beat out Milorad Cavic's 0.15
9/30
2014
@JayGTate that counts as property in Louisiana
9/27
2014
I don't really consider anything a legit, internet-crushing exploit until it has 1) a catchy name, and 2) a flashy logo.@thuske @scottkelley i bet the Refrigerator is a beast at fishing walls@thuske i imagine you sitting in a dark, cold cabin, crimping CAT-5 by the fire. in the distance, a coyote screams.
9/26
2014
I hope that I'm able to go out with a walk-off.
9/25
2014
@miradu @lientm @manuel talk softly and carry a big phoneYou know the business, I know the chemistry.
9/23
2014
Is that an iPhone 6 Plus in your pocket or are you just happy to see me act like I've always wanted to carry a massive phone?
9/22
2014
@manuel thanks!Achieved a life-long goal of buying my mom a house this weekend. Incredible feeling.
9/21
2014
@bolton be on the lookout for Will HuntingApple CEO @tim_cook yells 'War Eagle!' to an Alabama fan waiting in line for the iPhone 6. http://t.co/DLUYiRIude
9/19
2014
.@SInow Yeah, and I bet he's really hoping to see the Empire State Building before the game kicks off"No good deed goes unpunished." - title of my forthcoming book on home buying
9/18
2014
Everyone in Seattle just put on their sad flannel. Pearl Jam's Vitalogy plays in the background. A light ran falls.
9/14
2014
@aunder sounds like you work at a circus"Shippin' ain't easy."I don't know, guys, I've always been bullish on phablets.
9/12
2014
I blame the guy with the scarfI hear the Amazon site is still up and their phones are only $0.99This time tomorrow we'll all be like, "No, I've always loved phablets. I never said that."
9/11
2014
SAY ALUMINUMDammit. I still don't know how to say "move to the back!" on the bus.I can't wait for both of those screens to show me beautiful, large zeros.Apps? Scale. Streams? Fail.This is what it would've been like if we lost the Cold War, FYI
9/9
2014
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