Featuring tweets with a slight southern twang. Mobile Platform PM @twitter. Lover of all things mobile. And golden retrievers. #WDE
Michael Phelps' BAC of 0.16 just barely beat out Milorad Cavic's 0.15
@JayGTate that counts as property in Louisiana
I don't really consider anything a legit, internet-crushing exploit until it has 1) a catchy name, and 2) a flashy logo.@thuske @scottkelley i bet the Refrigerator is a beast at fishing walls@thuske i imagine you sitting in a dark, cold cabin, crimping CAT-5 by the fire. in the distance, a coyote screams.
I hope that I'm able to go out with a walk-off.
Is that an iPhone 6 Plus in your pocket or are you just happy to see me act like I've always wanted to carry a massive phone?
@manuel thanks!Achieved a life-long goal of buying my mom a house this weekend. Incredible feeling.
.@SInow Yeah, and I bet he's really hoping to see the Empire State Building before the game kicks off"No good deed goes unpunished." - title of my forthcoming book on home buying
Everyone in Seattle just put on their sad flannel. Pearl Jam's Vitalogy plays in the background. A light ran falls.
@aunder sounds like you work at a circus"Shippin' ain't easy."I don't know, guys, I've always been bullish on phablets.I blame the guy with the scarfI hear the Amazon site is still up and their phones are only $0.99
This time tomorrow we'll all be like, "No, I've always loved phablets. I never said that."
SAY ALUMINUMDammit. I still don't know how to say "move to the back!" on the bus.I can't wait for both of those screens to show me beautiful, large zeros.Apps? Scale. Streams? Fail.This is what it would've been like if we lost the Cold War, FYIomg it's a car!!!!!!!!!!!THE HOTTEST TV TRUCK SCHEDULE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLDTAKE MY MONEY
Clinton-Dix couldn't stop that play in last year's Iron Bowl, either.So… the next Legal Happy Hour is at the Whitehouse, right? cc: @amac :)
The older I get, the more I realize that putting on a pastel polo transforms you into an asshole.
Steve Spurrier tells it like it is.
This American Life. "A 9-year-old girl learning to fire a submachine gun…" http://t.co/qUlNQk21V9
Now that it's in Northern California, shouldn't we call it "e-bola"?
My trivia team name for the night: ISIS ISIS Baby.
@pallenau I wish. Huntsville. Plains for football soon, I hope. We'll get a beer.Drinking sweet tea in the sun on a hot, humid day in Alabama. It's been too long, old friend.
@gln I haven't. Does it scream 5-0?I'm asked far too often if I'm an undercover cop.
I left my home in Georgia Headed for the Frisco Bay Cuz I've had nothing to live for And look like nothing's gonna come my way@delbius how oddActually, I prefer the term 'Broduct Manager'
"We could barely find the place! Good champagne, quick service at the reception. Exits were too hard to find." - The Eagles on Trip Advisor
@iano I'm flattered
I miss the days when we all cared about soccer.
00:01 https://t.co/E14odkqglQ@danielbrennan @sarahsosiak as an Amazon Prime member, I like to get my packages before my hangover wears off. Win-win.@adamvduke #slowmonday@isaach I heard that they wanted to go but the train was cash onlyHuey Lewis performed a solo set once but it didn't get much coverage because no one considered it News.
We've already seen Angela's text messages to the players cc: @CIAThe Argentina coach looks like Red from That 70s Show.You guys should all follow my new favorite drinking buddy, @sal_castaneda.#proudson RT: @thejohncook: As a 55 yo American I can say I finally 'get it'. This is great. #espn #WorldCupFinalI've been awarded two golden boots. Take that, @jamesdrodriguez. http://t.co/a2l7a5OYpw
@rallat thanks! setting up my TiVo
Today's one of those days where I just want to drink all night and wake up in Hawaii.