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Sean Cook @theSeanCook San Francisco

Featuring tweets with a slight southern twang. Mobile Platform PM @twitter. Lover of all things mobile. And golden retrievers. #WDE

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Michael Phelps' BAC of 0.16 just barely beat out Milorad Cavic's 0.15
9/30
2014
@JayGTate that counts as property in Louisiana
9/27
2014
I don't really consider anything a legit, internet-crushing exploit until it has 1) a catchy name, and 2) a flashy logo.@thuske @scottkelley i bet the Refrigerator is a beast at fishing walls@thuske i imagine you sitting in a dark, cold cabin, crimping CAT-5 by the fire. in the distance, a coyote screams.
9/26
2014
I hope that I'm able to go out with a walk-off.
9/25
2014
@miradu @lientm @manuel talk softly and carry a big phoneYou know the business, I know the chemistry.
9/23
2014
Is that an iPhone 6 Plus in your pocket or are you just happy to see me act like I've always wanted to carry a massive phone?
9/22
2014
@manuel thanks!Achieved a life-long goal of buying my mom a house this weekend. Incredible feeling.
9/21
2014
@bolton be on the lookout for Will HuntingApple CEO @tim_cook yells 'War Eagle!' to an Alabama fan waiting in line for the iPhone 6. http://t.co/DLUYiRIude
9/19
2014
.@SInow Yeah, and I bet he's really hoping to see the Empire State Building before the game kicks off"No good deed goes unpunished." - title of my forthcoming book on home buying
9/18
2014
Everyone in Seattle just put on their sad flannel. Pearl Jam's Vitalogy plays in the background. A light ran falls.
9/14
2014
@aunder sounds like you work at a circus"Shippin' ain't easy."I don't know, guys, I've always been bullish on phablets.I blame the guy with the scarfI hear the Amazon site is still up and their phones are only $0.99
9/12
2014
This time tomorrow we'll all be like, "No, I've always loved phablets. I never said that."
9/11
2014
SAY ALUMINUMDammit. I still don't know how to say "move to the back!" on the bus.I can't wait for both of those screens to show me beautiful, large zeros.Apps? Scale. Streams? Fail.This is what it would've been like if we lost the Cold War, FYIomg it's a car!!!!!!!!!!!THE HOTTEST TV TRUCK SCHEDULE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLDTAKE MY MONEY
9/9
2014
The #Ravens have terminated RB Ray Rice's contract this afternoon.
Retweeted by Sean Cook
9/8
2014
@GeorgeJLee your kids are going to be great at cleaning their rooms, I bet@GeorgeJLee I guess it's keep working or else around the Lee house.
9/5
2014
Clinton-Dix couldn't stop that play in last year's Iron Bowl, either.So… the next Legal Happy Hour is at the Whitehouse, right? cc: @amac :)
9/4
2014
@mccv @weezer agreed@mccv fact: i quit believing in santa claus as a result of hearing beverly hills@mccv also: https://t.co/Y9RSDUd20I@mccv i actually like the first single from the album. then again, i also think that pinkerton is a national treasure, so YMMV.
9/3
2014
The older I get, the more I realize that putting on a pastel polo transforms you into an asshole.
8/31
2014
Sitting in the sun on Lake Travis, drinking a cold beer and watching my @AuburnTigers on the watch @espn app. #WDE http://t.co/dubjqcn2E7@ryanchris yes. I had to get out of SF. I'll be raising hell out here, though.
8/30
2014
Don't tell anyone, but Austin is pretty cool.Somewhere, a vampire who wants to make a change is desperately trying to understand Michael Jackson's Man in the Mirror.@manuel @thuske @kevinthau @mdp @mrcs Congrats, Manuel! Another reminder that we had one helluva mobile team back in the day.
8/29
2014
Steve Spurrier tells it like it is.
8/28
2014
This American Life. "A 9-year-old girl learning to fire a submachine gun…" http://t.co/qUlNQk21V9
8/26
2014
Some great @designtwinsies collaboration between design and PM http://t.co/FYst7QojN2
Retweeted by Sean Cook
8/25
2014
Now that it's in Northern California, shouldn't we call it "e-bola"?
8/20
2014
@andres ...but only after #WorkingWednesdayIntroducing Groups for Beta by Crashlytics. http://t.co/wkGHiT4byO #iosdev #androiddev http://t.co/xP2tnqL8wd
Retweeted by Sean Cook
8/19
2014
My trivia team name for the night: ISIS ISIS Baby.
8/18
2014
@pallenau I wish. Huntsville. Plains for football soon, I hope. We'll get a beer.Drinking sweet tea in the sun on a hot, humid day in Alabama. It's been too long, old friend.
8/16
2014
OG Twitter problem: I still keep my DMs obscure, yet funny, in case of DM fails.@kurrik you wake up in the morning and [tweet] gold, brotherI love @dickc's subtle effect on Twitter employees vis-a-vis correcting geometry misnomers. #eccentric@roach even cold November rain
8/14
2014
Just saw this among the 9 million #RobinWilliams tweets - his reply to a a random tweet….love it http://t.co/t4cetKOuID
Retweeted by Sean Cook.A hoodie with a tech company logo does not an entrepreneur make.
8/11
2014
@raffi thank you. I'll never forget our first meeting on Bryant St. where I prepped so I wouldn't seem like an idiot before we talked.The Educated > The Rednecks. https://t.co/OvmQ894dvoLarry, I am your father.
8/8
2014
http://t.co/5s2itSgg91@bhaggs chapter 1: post what you had for breakfast@messl enjoy! I'll lay out in the fog one day and think of you.
8/7
2014
@theSeanCook it's like creative writing where someone else illustrates your wordsInstant catharsis: clicking a button and seeing a feature that once seemed impossible work for the very first time.@sandofsky Eat Mor Chiken
8/6
2014
@mischa A/S/L?
8/4
2014
@gln I haven't. Does it scream 5-0?I'm asked far too often if I'm an undercover cop.
8/2
2014
I left my home in Georgia Headed for the Frisco Bay Cuz I've had nothing to live for And look like nothing's gonna come my way@delbius how oddActually, I prefer the term 'Broduct Manager'
7/29
2014
@truebe Malamute don't sound like no American to me. Sounds like a terrier-ist.@truebe WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?Remind me to tell you guys about the time I called a proctologist while trying to find a podiatrist.
7/28
2014
Your 4.9/5.0 is cute, but my Uber rating is 'undefined'."War Eagle!" - Frank Thomas from here in Cooperstown before his HOF induction tomorrow - http://t.co/NDJY8lBWKk
Retweeted by Sean Cook
7/27
2014
"We could barely find the place! Good champagne, quick service at the reception. Exits were too hard to find." - The Eagles on Trip Advisor
7/25
2014
@manuel @mdp one of them has a cow lick?
7/24
2014
@iano I'm flattered
7/23
2014
I miss the days when we all cared about soccer.
7/22
2014
00:01 https://t.co/E14odkqglQ@danielbrennan @sarahsosiak as an Amazon Prime member, I like to get my packages before my hangover wears off. Win-win.@adamvduke #slowmonday@isaach I heard that they wanted to go but the train was cash onlyHuey Lewis performed a solo set once but it didn't get much coverage because no one considered it News.
7/21
2014
@amishshah @Reeve @miradu 1) @reeve: that's what she said 2) @amishshah: that's what she saidFinish the drill.
7/17
2014
Launching Answers by Crashlytics. Finally, mobile app analytics you don’t need to analyze. http://t.co/3qAo4GAlTb http://t.co/zsbofkO5PB
Retweeted by Sean Cook
7/15
2014
We've already seen Angela's text messages to the players cc: @CIAThe Argentina coach looks like Red from That 70s Show.You guys should all follow my new favorite drinking buddy, @sal_castaneda.#proudson RT: @thejohncook: As a 55 yo American I can say I finally 'get it'. This is great. #espn #WorldCupFinalI've been awarded two golden boots. Take that, @jamesdrodriguez. http://t.co/a2l7a5OYpw
7/13
2014
@rallat thanks! setting up my TiVo
7/12
2014
Today's one of those days where I just want to drink all night and wake up in Hawaii.
7/11
2014
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