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@xme We be straight drownin' fugu in Guinness...Between the young and the old, one is exposed to a great deal of fecal matter. That theme played a disproportionately small role in grunge.Anybody up for a #sushicon during #srcdub?@maradydd Welcome homePolitical spectrums summed up: http://t.co/QPe8A0Me2I
Retweeted by Trey Darley@wimremes At least it's a good day for it!10 days left: early-bird registration for my Brucon Hacking PDF training http://t.co/i6VRZJ3p15
Retweeted by Trey DarleyThis would surely have been the snowiest spring in the history of Belgium were it not for global warming.Consider: Yahoo! (now) : Google (now) :: Apple (late-90s) : Microsoft (late-90s)

At no point during the remainder of your life will you look in the mirror and wish you were a less patient person. So play a long game.http://t.co/OUhjCxlVYE - On average, we have built one large dam every day for the last 130 years.
Retweeted by Trey Darley@maradydd Tailwinds and godspeed the bureaucracy! :-)@HackerHuntress Sounds like there's a kickstarter project there waiting to happen.@HackerHuntress @ISC2 Where the hell does one procure a watertight, pressure-resistant vocoder?Spoiler alert: patience is my superpower and my biopic will be entitled, "Crouching Bourgeois, Waiting Tree."

Sunny Sunday morning in Brussels, with everything in bloom, dancing to Edith Piaf with my daughter. It's moments like these...

"Hitting rock bottom and doing lines of PHP off of a server rack. "
Retweeted by Trey Darley@Interdome With Thufir Hawat cast in the role of Twitter? (Trying to keep up with my feed does feel like trying to milk a cat most days.)@blueclock @ramonsuarez Facebook is but a better funded 4chan.@docsmooth Incoming...@docsmooth How about 'BO,FH'?I want to hear Melvyn Bragg and Terry Gross interview each other.@krypt3ia We loathe you right back! ;-)I have *never* regretted carrying an umbrella, topping off my tank, buying flowers, or taking the time to properly dress physical plant.@TFinnerty Booyah!@pendrift Precisely. :-)@pendrift 42?@blueclock Aye, that's good advice.That moment when you've been staring at a problem too long and you know it's going to be something headdeskingly stupid.

@Dymaxion c...r...a...<packet lost>...p...yIn olden times, wealthy patrons would commission an artisan programmer to craft scripts to amuse their guests
Retweeted by Trey Darley@gattaca In 140 chars? Tripwire, rsyslog, Splunk, Puppet, updated topo maps, a sharp pair of wire snips, and a cricket bat. ;-)@wimremes Yeah, that was pretty freakin' cool! Kinda puts things into perspective...Cruising around Omaha Beach with my dad in the back of a vintage jeep.

Save €100 on BruCON training! Register by the 01 June early-bird deadline: http://t.co/DOq9Vgizr6
Retweeted by Trey Darley0x05 training roster: Russ Gideon, Justin Searle, Didier Stevens, Zach Lanier, Sumit Siddharth, and Michael Sikorski. http://t.co/DOq9Vgizr6
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@Walshman23 Metrics Gone Wild, Volume 14The World's Most Powerful Computer Network Is Being Wasted on Bitcoin: Bitcoin mining machines are insane pow... http://t.co/iTskDD3zXX
Retweeted by Trey Darley@Walshman23 One would think there would be some internal approval process. Is this story going to end up like the phone hacking scandal?RT @ochsff: What's your favorite non-private paste site? <- The Bitcoin block chain.
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This is gonna be like trying to fill up a black hole with a bucket brigade of bluster. :-P(We've totally reached the "But Daddy, why?" phase.)Of the many things I think I know, I can give an adequate extemporaneous account of painfully few. Thank goodness for Wikipedia. Oh, wait...

What do we want? Self-cleaning teeth. When do we want them? A lifetime ago.Can I have the Cold War back? "We wanted ... to demonstrate that the West ... was devoted to freedom of expression" http://t.co/7u9A41zxn5
Retweeted by Trey DarleyReading The Onion twitter hack postmortem and thinking, "Wait, is this The Onion?" http://t.co/zHtSgyNl3YConfucius say, wise man only torture hangover with well-formed questions.We've still got seats available for @BruCON training. Register by 01 June and get your early bird discount! http://t.co/i5SMTiuvBHThis year's @BruCON training roster: Russ Gideon, Justin Searle, Didier Stevens, Zach Lanier, Sumit Siddharth, and Michael Sikorski.@Jan_vStone DoneBrico must surely do a brisk business in garden umbrellas. What with all the North Sea wind they never seem to last long. #belgiumfilterIf there were an Olympics of #dadops I'd totally medal in sleeping child transport.

@Jan_vStone split puppet ca + load balancer == highly-available cause for concernOne last blackbird without a place to rest...if you could only stop...your heart...if you could only...stop your heart...beat...if you...@kartar Always be refreebasing.And the corollary is that there is no such thing as too much duct tape.If I've said it once I've said it frickin' a thousand times: it's about people, not packets.

If a young-Earth creationist asks, “Were you there?” when you say the planet is billions of years old, just say, “Yes. Trust me on this.”
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Anybody wanna help me run a kickstarter to build an ark? After the past couple of days it looks like we're gonna need one.@teirdes CV Dazzle (anti-facial recognition makeup) => http://t.co/NrdFt4A3ON@philiph I don't actually think a *better* butcher is where you find good fatback.@philiph What, can't find proper fatback where you're at?@travisgoodspeed Double order, scattered well, all the way.My whole life is trying to cram 10kg into a 5kg sack...time management considered as a lossy compression algorithm.@Aggress There's a town in Luxembourg called Perl.

@security4all No, it's whenever you hit town. :-)@security4all Will it coincide with sushicon?@nrcantor Excellent point, sir!@wimremes This page left intentionally blank...for my homies!@quinnnorton And here all this time I assumed it was my Dr. Bronners! :-PThe secret rule of living in Belgium is this: You can have sunshine, warmth or no strikes - choose (at most) two.@wimremes He who dies with the most power adapters, wins!

@wimremes Like that moment when Chrome opens with six different con talks I've been meaning to watch and they all play in sync.@matthew_d_green @bascule @darkuncle @travisgoodspeed Easy solution: use a prisoner labor force.@matthew_d_green @imichaelmiers @darkuncle @travisgoodspeed Since 9/11 literal mountains of dark money have been spent. It could be done.@matthew_d_green @imichaelmiers @darkuncle @travisgoodspeed If you can silently tap transoceanic fibre bundle, you can easily do it on land.@wimremes Eww!@matthew_d_green @imichaelmiers @darkuncle @travisgoodspeed Consider, perhaps, the entire cable path?@imichaelmiers @matthew_d_green @darkuncle @travisgoodspeed By which I mean, I think you'd want to do that on the carrier backhaul.@imichaelmiers @matthew_d_green @darkuncle @travisgoodspeed All I know is that'd be one helluva friggin' span port!@matthew_d_green @travisgoodspeed What a terrific interview question that is! :-P@vincentvdk @KrisBuytaert @wimremes ianal but I suspect that's indistinguishable from run-of-the-mill insurance fraud....and it's unaccountable externalities all the way down!@wimremes @KrisBuytaert It's one way for security teams to slowly siphon away budget from operations. :-P@KrisBuytaert Non-profits have paid marketing departments as well, my friend. That t-shirt didn't fall off a tree!@KrisBuytaert I've got on a GY!BE tour shirt today. What logo is emblazoned across your chest? :-)@KrisBuytaert @wimremes Some of them are. Just look at the "free" t-shirts we all wear.The revolution will be poorly spelled
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@mattblaze @maradydd +1@lusis Because going is half the battle.At some point I'm tempted to invent a game called SPAM EMAIL OR SNIPPET FROM JAMES JOYCE'S FINNEGAN'S WAKE?
Retweeted by Trey DarleyTalkin' Wheel of Life Blues@mckeay Luckily sometimes the converse is true!People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. ~Søren Kierkegaard
Retweeted by Trey Darley@CableGuyG Nom nom nom!@honorharger @leashless He comes hurtling out from the Oort Cloud, scimitar aswinging.@biosshadow @undeadsecurity If you make it past the TSA with a brick in your carry=on please do bring me one. Preferably, red. :-P@biosshadow @undeadsecurity But that's inherent to 1000D Cordura plus good strong seam stitching, no? There's nothing magic about bricks.@biosshadow @undeadsecurity Still, at my age, two shoulders good, one shoulder _very_ bad.@biosshadow @undeadsecurity Gonna have to think about it more.