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Michael Burgstahler @twotribes Stuttgart, Germany

Theoretical physicist gone designer since 1992. Making the world more lucid px by px. Creator of @favorelli, developer of @directprint, lover of @rikiki_bonjour

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Android is Windows XP for phones.
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7/29
2014
Analyst's garbage: "It wouldn’t be the first time Gartner and IDC got caught with their methodological pants down. " http://t.co/1Fvnp9oUtB@tehgrumpydude No. They must have made it up.The Mac OS X Energy Saving icon in the course of time… http://t.co/afsihGaxH6
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7/28
2014
"Do you have a browser installed on this computer?" #questionsFromThe90sThe Internet has made everything easier. Hehe. http://t.co/8I71NzRs8n
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7/27
2014
No. Please, no. Stop it. http://t.co/9ZKRKFpoRoExcellent interior design for french restaurant "Bibo" in Hong Kong. http://t.co/ycS5YW9AbnIf Buzzfeed would report on the Ten Commandments: http://t.co/2VeB2I65Xz
7/25
2014
Very interesting: The Gratuitous Injustice of American Tipping Culture. http://t.co/S5Gndy3H25Time for watch o'clock.@thijs An IAP that unlocks making a dent in it.This is simply brilliant: http://t.co/dC3Lz5ELRG
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerApple engineer debunks the notion that there's still a lot of NeXTSTEP legacy code in Mac OS X: http://t.co/P2U2tK6k9DVersion Control http://t.co/WBRWNPV4YX
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerNo offense meant, but this makes a valid point. http://t.co/B9kj97DNjQ
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerPassword Heaven (@NewYorker) http://t.co/Jk33niODeX
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7/24
2014
@mrthomaslang I think so. It's Motorola's official YouTube channel.Of course. Why use a fingerprint sensor when you can make it really, truly, remarkably stupid. https://t.co/HnIPn0bUEF
7/23
2014
@cdhowe Don't miss Inci patisserie, very nearby from ur location on Istiklal. Best profiterole in town, promised! :) http://t.co/V7xehpk1taThe budget sink hole “@bhorowitz: This is the most common mistake that I see CEOs make as they scale http://t.co/cIO3jRrHfc
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerAgile is a pretty perfect methodology for building a cart six sprints before you know what a horse is.
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7/22
2014
The state of CSS, 2014 edition: Animated 3D graphics: Give me 5 minutes Vertical centering, equal heights for floats: PLEASE KILL ME NOWThe indispensable http://t.co/q3yg9ekwcE switched to their new UI design two days ago. Great functions added as well. Kudos!Twitter, circa 2016. Brands and bots interacting with one another in a sealed-off void
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerApple users were ghetto dwellers in the enterprise. Hello gentrification.
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7/21
2014
Not too shabby. Risotto al funghi w/ breaded chicken filet. #homemade http://t.co/uvFIFFCsGbMuphry's Law is everywhere.@r00p "Daddy, what did you bring that book that I don't want to be read to out of up for?" Yay, prepositions! – by http://t.co/on2Etsgw9QDifferent products sold by Amazon: over 230 million.
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerTwitter's official logo in EPS format is constructed very poorly. Unnecessary and unclosed paths. Tsk, tsk, tsk…If the NSA records our every move, why does the TSA have to randomly open our luggage for inspection?
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7/20
2014
@henkpoley No. TSA wants to make sure your device isn't a mock-up wherein you hide explosives or weapons.@janl It's logically impossible to limit a data access point to only "legitimate" parties. Exposing stuff is always exposing to the world.Summary of last tweet: iOS sends out data invisibly. Backup encrypt bypassed. Packet sniffing built in. Hidden attack points designed 4 .govAll is lost: "Overall, the otherwise great security of iOS has been compromised... by Apple... by design." http://t.co/Goe0bsmXPy /via @janlYou can walk into this kaleidoscope: http://t.co/KxUU4i0VWD
7/19
2014
@r00p Expect these to show up in future copy, just to make your life more miserable: http://t.co/hIWusV7QpM@liamara Prima. Danke dafür!@liamara Ja sicher. Wir haben einen schönen Mix aus großen, mittleren und kleinen Kunden.@liamara Wir :) Positionierung, Namenskreation, Erscheinungsbild etc. @alvar_f@r00p Don't worry, it's your job. Once I'm doing great photos, I'll still write bad English. #futureproof #actuallyhasahyphenyay
7/18
2014
@tehgrumpydude @grumpusnation Le web ne marche pas en Français. Pardon.The @r00p is moonlighting as an able editor.@tehgrumpydude @grumpusnation It's the latter, fr doing English copywriting for almost 3 wks straight now. Our new websites r bilingual :)@tehgrumpydude Sure thing. Love is close but keeps an appropriate distance when establishing a connection. OMG, what do I say here? XD@tehgrumpydude You're mistaking sex for love.TIL that the American language is at war with the hyphen. Which is weird for a German as we practically make love to it.@theloop @jdalrymple Apple should just announce plans to close shop to finally get rid of them.#OTD #Apollo11 . |  / \  | | . / ▂\ . | 🇺🇸 | . |▄▄ . |▒▒ | ./▂▂ \ | ▌▒ | | ▌▒ | | |   . | | u |▌| | | s |▌| | /a ||▌| '\ )◤/_\◥(
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7/17
2014
So awkward, it's cool again: Portraits of hobbyists in their element. http://t.co/MAlceFGziP /cc @r00pThe sooner you realize... http://t.co/CEfQulXfUn
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7/16
2014
@iamdevloper An obituary most probably.DE-CIX komplett gehackt. Anders kann man es nicht formulieren. http://t.co/vqMVEjRqItSpeechless. ‘...FontShop corporate brand will be retired’ http://t.co/5fziqq1aWR
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7/15
2014
“Severe” password manager attacks steal digital keys and data en masse http://t.co/O2RjmTVHgX
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler@glennf Secret's secret supposedly secret.Interesting that no #Markdown parser implementation supports proper <dl> definition lists. Only some spurious PHP extensions.🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈 #ThemeSong #2014WorldCup
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7/14
2014
SCHNAPPS. SCHNAPPS. SCHNAPPS. SCHNAPPS. SCHNAPPS. SCHNAPPS. SCHNAPPS. SCHNAPPS. SCHNAPPS. SCHNAPPS. EVERYBODY!
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerEs ist vollbracht. Ihr Zweifler.
7/13
2014
"Today’s smartwatches are going nowhere: they’re using tomorrow’s tech to provide yesterday’s solutions to problems that no one has today."
7/12
2014
@r00p Do me a favor when coloring fervor of yours for the harbors in flavors remote@r00p I always found the phonetic alphabet easy enough to read when in school or later. But writing in it is another matter.@r00p Yes. I should learn how to use these phonetic characters.@r00p "I wein om di"@r00p You also changed harbour to harbor when you threw the tea in it. The Brits didn't like that at all.@r00p Correct: "Ich weine um Dich." – but usually only when I died. "Sie" would be very odd bc contradicts emotion. "für" equally so.@r00p It's a valid alternative spelling for the Brits: http://t.co/wQ50Yz6fRG]@r00p Of course you would use the n-word, you insensitive clot. We Germaines have Gefühle too :P@r00p This could be you :D http://t.co/ZjgdmTApXVWe've redesigned our Tweet activity dashboard. Check out how your Tweets are doing! https://t.co/FCNgyagNzP
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerAt one time, the NSA will come out with the shocking truth: "We only did it to serve you more relevant ads!" http://t.co/XraNCPaCaZDecision chart: "Should you apply for a job at Apple?" http://t.co/PneviUtFho"the popularity of adblocking is sufficient to explain away a significant share of Google AdSense’s missing growth" http://t.co/IFqp9Hc4RGEvery nation has things it makes well. Like Argentina and Germany: #GERARG http://t.co/oxItvqf52E
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7/11
2014
If you have a blogging platform written from scratch, you realize how complicated all this stuff is which looks so easy-peasy to a reader.Wi-Fi tips from a former Apple engineer - http://t.co/I15kGFxQM6
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7/10
2014
Was antwortet ein Schwabe, wenn man ihn fragt, ob er Angst vorm künftigen Finalgegner hat? " #NEDARG " #wmtweet
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerMet a Dutch at the supermarket, telling me they will play against Argentina tonight. I replied: "What a coincidence! We also do on Sunday!"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that enterprise software complexity is properly addressed via training
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler@monkbent @jandawson Yep, totally. Especially as the betas are available to a wider audience this year.@jandawson @monkbent This had been unintentional. Apple fixed the app review function in beta 2: http://t.co/fFil1ydGdhBrilliant front page of Brazil's Metro newspaper... #BRA http://t.co/LZkv0SZeo7
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerThe Android Screen Fragmentation Myth: http://t.co/djMDRubHLO
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler@grumpusnation @getwired Re: HBP criticism – that's a rival project 2 the one we are involved in. This meme is actually helping our cause :)
7/9
2014
Sechs sells! #BRAGERBREAKING: Live picture of Brazil's Christ the Redeemer statue http://t.co/qVwhfydUTY
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerI dunno… but 10 is a nice round number, isn't it? #BRAGERThere is ~<10^-6 probability for 5 g in 18m without serial dependence,>10^-3 with serial dependence #hothand #nonrandom #worldcup #GERBRA
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler"Tiefenentspannt." – Jogi Löw #BRAGERThe sound you're hearing is the teams from Netherlands and Argentina crying and sobbing in front of their TVs. #BRAGERManuel Neuer looking hopeful for his first goal from open play.
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerLass' mal Fünfe grade sein. #BRAGERYou couldn't make this up.
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerWUT #BRAGERVier gewinnt. #BRAGERAller guten Dinge sind drei. #BRAGERLäuft ganz gut.
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerLöw : 0 #BRAGER
7/8
2014
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